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RomanceRe: What If Weed And Drugs Expose You To The Real Realm God Hid From Us? by Sprinklepee: 7:02pm On Mar 10, 2023
TheZeezle:
Honestly, there's point.
birds of same feather, flock together, certified igbotified.
RomanceRe: What If Weed And Drugs Expose You To The Real Realm God Hid From Us? by Sprinklepee: 6:59pm On Mar 10, 2023
Braintaf23:
Get very high on weed and listen to music and look at the world , you will see everything different. It’s so peaceful looking and beautiful when you’re high.

What if government banned drugs because it exposes too much truth, you can’t pretend when high , you’re the best version of yourself when high, it’s like every thing is exposed for what it truly is.

What if God hid the real version of ourselves in weed because he doesn’t want us to know our real selves when on earth, but hid it in an herb for the few to find it. Then government found it and then banned it because of its powershuh

Get high and read this shit I just wrote else you won’t get it .. grin
Op who be your weed plughuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Is Light In Your Area? by Sprinklepee: 6:45pm On Mar 10, 2023
[quote author=Rubyjade post=121622943][/quote]Nepa dey structure us for our side, them dey let us know say if we get light make them bend.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Nasty Experience With Rats by Sprinklepee: 4:51pm On Mar 10, 2023
For our area rat dey fight cult war like this, based on say some other rat come from outside wan come take over and our area rat dem be real confra, rat wey go carry food for your presence and get mind walka pass you, them even they bring their family come join them. Those thing na bastard aswear. One even dey treatening me for my house, if i use one leg pursue am, he go do me back.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Nasty Experience With Rats by Sprinklepee: 4:41pm On Mar 10, 2023
Axis313:
I don't have many encounter with rats, except during my NYSC service in Katsina state, my room then was always under visitation by this bandit of a rat, the thing never let me sleep in peace, all the rice and beans in my room were decimated, but thank God e never enter where my documents are, but my foods are never safe with this terror rat.

Na so I jejely by one fried fish, remove it's inside, rub am with rat poison, place am in one strategic position outside my room.

The rest is history, it's on the third day I saw the crazy idiot's remain in one side of our compound.
If you have any nasty experience with rats you can also share it.
rat for my side, them know rat poison and sabi jump wella, they even get mind walk pass where u dey make u know say them dey around.
InvestmentRe: Foreign Twitter 2009 Available For Sell, 1.5k Follows 4k by Sprinklepee: 6:20pm On Feb 23, 2023
xtivin:
I need cash pls
Also available VPN Logins and mostly foreign social media accounts too, like discord, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter etc just dm and ask

080 6038 2079
you get google voice and verified paypal or cashapp?
PhonesRe: If You Once Used A 512MB Ram Phone, Gather Here by Sprinklepee: 10:33am On Feb 18, 2023
MaDaRa01:
If you once use a 512mb ram phone back in those days, gather here lets discuss 'bout our experience.
Op this matter wey you go bring make we dey drag so, na you dey talk small small like this. I never wan talk now, make people share their experience.
BusinessRe: New Naira: Bank Pays Coins To Customer (Photo) by Sprinklepee: 9:25pm On Feb 15, 2023
EBMedia:
A Nigerian bank has paid coins to a customer following the scarcity of new Naira notes, IGBERETV has learnt.

A Twitter user shared photo of the coins with the caption;



https://twitter.com/MayeniJones/status/1625491767964622851?t=YexcXSxZ_B2ySFv2D_J_Ag&s=19[/quote]i never believe, weytin coin wan buy for this country now, abi dem don do 1k coins come out, make dem think say na Btc
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes With Sprinklepee by Sprinklepee(op): 1:34pm On Feb 02, 2023
Important Notice to All Girls...

My doctor just informed me that I will go into a COMA on the 13th of this month and regain consciousness on the 15th...

So due to this unfortunate news, I won't be able to get any girls a Valentine gift.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes With Sprinklepee by Sprinklepee(op): 1:31pm On Feb 02, 2023
Earlier this week, the Nigerian Association of Boyfriends posted a list of items they need on Valentine's Day... Below is the reply of the National Girlfriends Association...

Dear Nigerian Boyfriends,

We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready ? In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts...

Whatsapp Broadcast
TikTok shoutout
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic SMS except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card; Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge CARDS.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer; That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap Jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc andiron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice and Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.

However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you'd receive your regular valentine pack of a Handkerchief, a Singlet and a Boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.

Thank you!

Signed
Nigerian Girlfriends Associations (NGA)
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes With Sprinklepee by Sprinklepee(op): 1:29pm On Feb 02, 2023
Valentine Rules

Dear Nigerian Boyfriends,

We the Nigerian Girlfriends Association (NGA) are expecting our boyfriends to observe the following rules from now till 15th February...

– You are not allowed to take any one-week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!

– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned!

– No "bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad, power button is not working" excuses.

– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.

– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.

– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.

Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.

Signed
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of Nigerian Girlfriends Assocition (NGA
BusinessRe: See The 20k I Withdrew From A POS Today by Sprinklepee: 1:22pm On Feb 02, 2023
jeromestarks:
This POS boy charged me N800 to give me 20k (totalling 20,800).

All is even old notes o.
Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria. Government is doing their best. Buhari is trying his best but the citizens are the major problem of this country. Haba!

I couldn't return it because I needed cash (transfer no dey work well well - network problem).
Don't even get me started on the number of people waiting at ATM. It's not easy.

How is it in your side?
haba op your own good ooo, for my area warri that 20k na 4k charges..
Ment, na die we dey here
RomanceRe: If You Want To Spoil/ruined Someone Life What Advice Do You Give Them by Sprinklepee: 10:28am On Jan 22, 2023
[quote author=Dreadlock69 post=120269577]Come teach am how to smoke ice “mkpummiri” if him get phone wey dey browse help I’m install sportybet
RomanceRe: FWB Don Go Carry Belle Ooo, How We Go Settle This Matter. Chat Pics by Sprinklepee: 11:01pm On Jan 21, 2023
Oshey eyan knackamora, when u go dey pour inside, weytin u dey expect before nko.
RomanceRe: If You Want To Spoil/ruined Someone Life What Advice Do You Give Them by Sprinklepee: 10:40pm On Jan 21, 2023
I go first introduce going to ashawo quarters take start, then introduce bet9ja virtual football and dog race, then introduce drinking joint and add weed join am.
TV/MoviesRe: You Can Only Watch One Actor's Movies For The Rest Of Your Life. Who Would It Be by Sprinklepee: 9:02pm On Jan 21, 2023
jeromestarks:
Mine : Will Smith.
Who would you choose?
jet li, i just love his fighting style
RomanceRe: Court Order Lady To Pay Man N150k For Not Coming After Taking N3k For Transport by Sprinklepee: 10:18am On Jan 20, 2023
envoymedia:
Court Orders Lady To Pay Man N150k For Refusing To Show Up After Collecting N3k Transport Fare

An Enugu Magistrate court has reportedly ordered a lady to pay a man the sum of N150,000 as damages for failing to show up after receiving N3000 transport fare from him, IGBERETV has learnt.

Twitter user Nupe lawyer shared the news on story. He wrote


https://twitter.com/Egi_nupe_/status/1616057219732197376?t=fFNCN3wbuBNCBlfcx-20UQ&s=19[/quote]are you thinking what i'm thinking... I come in peace
CelebritiesRe: Bbtitans Yemi Cregx And Khosi Caught Doing It In A Corner! by Sprinklepee: 9:08am On Jan 18, 2023
jitesmallz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHxKOCCmlDs
which dey enter wey dem don dey yansh so, e con be like say their main aim na yansh.
PhonesRe: Making Cool Cash Via Opera Mini by Sprinklepee: 11:16pm On Jan 17, 2023
Nelbless:
I had thought it was fake.....
it real
PhonesRe: Making Cool Cash Via Opera Mini by Sprinklepee: 4:54pm On Jan 17, 2023
Back then 2018, i win a lot of recharge card and a tecno phone
RomanceRe: I Will Only Be Dating Girls Under 22 From Now On. by Sprinklepee: 4:49pm On Jan 17, 2023
YunqTee:
Normally, area nor get smally for doking aspect. Na God go save us
op you dey game, i sight you
SportsRe: If World Cup Were To Be Played In Nigeria by Sprinklepee: 7:49pm On Jan 16, 2023
grin op i sight you
RomanceRe: I Will Only Be Dating Girls Under 22 From Now On. by Sprinklepee: 7:41pm On Jan 16, 2023
YunqTee:
If I say I nor dey fear those children, I dey lie big time... Who nor go not know sha..... Big big broa nai dey doke those children o
aswear i dey fear all those girls, no small pikin for there ooo.
RomanceRe: I Will Only Be Dating Girls Under 22 From Now On. by Sprinklepee: 7:09am On Jan 16, 2023
YunqTee:
He nor know. Make he try iyara or essi layout children
op you be man especially iyara girls, gbola wey the 17, 18, 19 dey carry girl wey dey 30 nor go try am, make that op just come warri abeg.
RomanceRe: I Will Only Be Dating Girls Under 22 From Now On. by Sprinklepee: 7:09am On Jan 16, 2023
YunqTee:
He nor know. Make he try iyara or essi layout children
op you be man especially iyara girls, gbola wey the 17, 18, 19 dey carry girl wey dey 30 nor go try am.
RomanceRe: I Will Only Be Dating Girls Under 22 From Now On. by Sprinklepee: 7:07am On Jan 16, 2023
YunqTee:
He nor know. Make he try iyara or essi layout children
op you be man, especially iyara girls, if you hear run ooo, i dey fear them pass my mama.
RomanceRe: I Will Only Be Dating Girls Under 22 From Now On. by Sprinklepee: 7:05am On Jan 16, 2023
Vinnie2000:
So u be Warri Guy? cool

The OP and his Supporters are Naive.. sad

Most Warri Girls (Infact Nigerian Girls) of 17,18,19 years, to Find Virgin amongst Dem is Near Impossible! undecided
na real matter, all those dem don tear eye, dem go even tell u say make u nor dey call them small pikin, fear those girls
CelebritiesRe: If You Know These Men, You Are Not An Indomie Generation by Sprinklepee: 6:50pm On Jan 15, 2023
Kayw4re:
Yeah. Yeah. Rocky. But I started with Rambo for Sylvester Stallone.
op you be man, from rocky 1 to rocky balboa
RomanceRe: I Will Only Be Dating Girls Under 22 From Now On. by Sprinklepee: 2:40pm On Jan 15, 2023
Nor worry come my area for warri, make u date under 22, nobody go tell u, your mind go dey.
SportsRe: Aj’s Career Finished If He Loses April Fight –hearn by Sprinklepee: 2:35pm On Jan 15, 2023
What do u expect since when he don visit buhari, na so so back to back defeat, na now he gear up. That buhari top to bottom na e dey fight am. He mind go dey
CelebritiesRe: If You Know These Men, You Are Not An Indomie Generation by Sprinklepee: 8:59am On Jan 15, 2023
Kayw4re:
Yes o. Also Van Damme in hell, the quest. Etc
i dont know who remember sylvester stallone film; rocky

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