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Jokes Etc › English To Pidgin English. Fun All The Way. by Sprinklepee(op): 7:28pm On Apr 30, 2023

English: if Theo walks at night, Theo might get lost. Pidgin English: if Theo walka for night, Theophilus. English: two babalawo are asking of you. Pidgin English: 2baba dey ask of you. You can add yours, don't spoil the fun.

Crime › Re: Am Tempted To Deal With This Aunty Always Coming To My Place by Sprinklepee: 10:06am On Apr 26, 2023

Op how far you later dagger the chic.

Crime › Re: Am Tempted To Deal With This Aunty Always Coming To My Place by Sprinklepee: 11:03pm On Apr 24, 2023

OmonnaEast:
That backside sef dey give me high BP, right now i don dey sip action bitters, i don go buy condom down. Tomorrow by God's grace!

sharp e make sense, na so also all this girls dey do, na bleep she wan bleep, yansh am well, pack am give her.

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Crime › Re: What Your Experience Smoking Weed(loud) by Sprinklepee(op): 10:56pm On Apr 24, 2023

OmonnaEast:
when i smoked Arizona for the first time i felt the energy like never before and light headed i started trekking, I entered danfo met this auntie in front seat started toasting, people dey back o, i told she looks like a lady i used to know she was just smiling, i swear to God i was 19+ that auntie was past 30,
i didn't feel a single shy i swear everything was fine and perfect in my world, i collected her number but i couldn't muster the courage to call the next day after the tin clear for my eyes, i later deleted it, couldn't even chat her on WhatsApp, what would a small boy like me still depending on his parents be doing with a woman that age.

i also wondered was that auntie into small boys?

ment, aswear my own case ehn, when my guys dey put story for me, say i use 45mins go house and from where i take the loud to my house na just 2mins, na there i know say loud nor be my mate.

Crime › Re: Am Tempted To Deal With This Aunty Always Coming To My Place by Sprinklepee: 10:42pm On Apr 24, 2023

OmonnaEast:
The way am seeing it, i can tell the girl wants me, with the way she's behaving there won't be no need for force, i can even dash her money sef after we do it, tomorrow na tomorrow.

abeg op come give us results tomorrow, after the yanshing and kpanshing, shey the backside go well for doggy? Make u enter am well

Crime › Re: Am Tempted To Deal With This Aunty Always Coming To My Place by Sprinklepee: 10:35pm On Apr 24, 2023

OmonnaEast:
Everyday this girl will come to charge fone and say they don't have light which i doubt cos i live in a highbrow environment, so they can't afford gen too? and she always target when everyone has left and be coming, sometime she know ders no light but will still come.

i always see her in the environment no work she stays indoors 247 except for going to buy indomie in aboki place, she said that she's staying with her brother who does Office work.
One day i was in bathroom she knock so i came out but i noticed her eyes in my below region was erect.

she's Blac and chubby with small breasts and big ass/thighs and she always wears skimpy skirts or see-breasts top most times.

Right now am just waiting for her to come again mid morning tomorrow I'm thinking of inviting her into my room, when she comes i close the door, remove her top and skirt, pin her and my one would enter her zero

oshey eyan master planner, i dey feel your strategy op but take am easy

Crime › Re: What Your Experience Smoking Weed(loud) by Sprinklepee(op): 10:12pm On Apr 24, 2023

[quote author=RamseyKush post=122726152]Mr o.p Your body no just carry am no
The first time I carry loud, I no even shake at all

Crime › What Your Experience Smoking Weed(loud) by Sprinklepee(op): 8:35pm On Apr 24, 2023

I just want to share a little from what i experienced taking loud. Omo i nor go ever try am again, i will just stick with my to my drinking, when i take the loud, omo everything first slow, even time slow, my walk slow, everybody just resemble who i know, na when i dey talk to myself and i go still argue with myself and i go laugh join am, na there i know reach, the rest na my guys dey tell me the story the next day, omo i nor go try am again. You can still share your experience too.

Jokes Etc › Re: Robbery Jokes: Read And Comment by Sprinklepee: 8:14pm On Apr 24, 2023

Omo all of them na thief, both the bank manager, the supervisor and the robbers.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Sprinklepee: 12:45pm On Apr 23, 2023

If you are familiar with cherubim&seraphin church of zion, you will understand this one very well, i was playing the drum on norms but i don't know the garment trouser i wore had torn and i didn't on boxer because of sweat, na so my prick dey outside with the balls and na girls dey opposite, na until i finish drumming before i know say my trouser don tear, as i look opposite the girls eyes just dey on the d*ck, omo i just lock up, go outside.

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Politics › Re: Obidients React As Twitter Removes Blue Tick From Peter Obi’s Twitter Handle by Sprinklepee: 1:25pm On Apr 21, 2023

[quote author=Wagwanbrethren post=122649052]These people and blaming APC for their woes!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List The Skills You Have Here by Sprinklepee: 8:45am On Apr 20, 2023

I learned marine engineering, and i'm good at it.

Romance › Re: I Find It More Disgusting That His Mother Controls Him" - Laila St. Daniel by Sprinklepee: 3:55pm On Apr 15, 2023

virginprincess:
I'm sure a simp is far better than a mummy's boy,atleast a man i can control is far better than a man his mother controls his home.

oshey set awon remote control

Properties › Re: Facts About People Living In Face Me I face You Houses by Sprinklepee: 1:39pm On Apr 13, 2023

Ment, this op don tey for face me i slap you. Opor, eyan mi.

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Sports › Re: 9 Odds by Sprinklepee: 10:17am On Apr 12, 2023

Op na bet9ja?

Sports › Re: 10 Minutes Draw Rake In 4-5k Daily by Sprinklepee: 9:35am On Apr 11, 2023

purplerope:
10 Minutes Draw
11/04/2023
Benfica v Inter Milan - 10MINS at 1.14
Central Cordoba SdE v Lanus - 10MINS at 1.12
Banfield v Defensa y Justicia - 10MINS at 1.12
Total odds: 1.43

thanks op

Sports › Re: Full-time Draw @101 Odd by Sprinklepee: 7:31am On Apr 10, 2023

Op na small phone i dey use. You fit drop the booking code here?

Properties › Re: Man Who Built Home On Inlaws Land Uproots & Moves The Home After Divorce (video) by Sprinklepee: 9:43pm On Apr 08, 2023

officialwdhtv:
Man who built home on Inlaws land uproots and moves the home after their divorce.

#wetindeyhappentv

Source:

https://fb.watch/jMK-aUy7hl/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHPU32SeYA8

brother bennard una nor dey tire for this country.

Sports › Re: Saturday Draw @33 Odd by Sprinklepee: 7:24am On Apr 08, 2023

Damifaj7:
SAMPDORIA vs CREMONESE =X

contact me for full details of this game
WHATSAPP ME 07062878236

CALL ME 09133975881
Let hope for green today

boss na small phone i dey use

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Owen Abraham Accused Of Absconding With 52 Phones, Money After Crusade by Sprinklepee: 7:17pm On Apr 07, 2023

maleekberry:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/ibadan-pastor-allegedly-absconds-with-52-phones-money-after-crusade/

Sports › Re: Full-time Draw @85 Odd Available by Sprinklepee: 6:46pm On Apr 07, 2023

Damifaj7:
3PS97HH

the na

Damifaj7:
3PS97HH

the na today op

Sports › Re: Rollover Of 1.50 Odds by Sprinklepee: 6:37pm On Apr 07, 2023

Tekashi69:
Bet 2

abeg this bet 2 na tomorrow games?

Jokes Etc › Re: Movie You Can Never Tied Of Watching by Sprinklepee: 12:53pm On Apr 06, 2023

Pirates of the carribbean, Resident evil, home alone,

Jokes Etc › Re: Intelligent Jokes by Sprinklepee(op): 5:22pm On Apr 04, 2023

falcon01:
it wasn't mistaken, the first guy was an Assassin.

really??

Jokes Etc › Re: Intelligent Jokes by Sprinklepee(op): 5:20pm On Apr 04, 2023

matrix199:
I think I deserve a cold bottle of Budweiser. Don't you think?

you deserve it op

Jokes Etc › Re: Intelligent Jokes by Sprinklepee(op): 2:03am On Apr 04, 2023

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu - you get what you deserve.

Jokes Etc › Re: Intelligent Jokes by Sprinklepee(op): 2:03am On Apr 04, 2023

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible. The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it. The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock. The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

Jokes Etc › Re: Intelligent Jokes by Sprinklepee(op): 2:00am On Apr 04, 2023

What’s the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”

Jokes Etc › Re: Intelligent Jokes by Sprinklepee(op): 1:59am On Apr 04, 2023

Three violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy.
After years of peaceful co-existence, the Amati family decided to put a sign in their shop window saying: “We make the best violins in Italy.”
The Guarneri family soon put a sign in their window proclaiming: “We make the best violins in the world.”
Finally, the Stradivarius family posted this sign outside their shop: “We make the best violins on the block.”

Jokes Etc › Re: Intelligent Jokes by Sprinklepee(op): 1:58am On Apr 04, 2023

Queue is spelled just with Q and four silent letters.
No, it’s not. They’re just waiting their turn.

Jokes Etc › Re: Intelligent Jokes by Sprinklepee(op): 1:57am On Apr 04, 2023

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are standing in front of an empty house. They all observe two people walk in, and three people walk out. The biologist tries to explain the phenomenon by stating, “Well, they must have reproduced.” The physicist offers a different explanation, “There must have been an error in measurement.” Then, the mathematician says, “If one more person walks in, then the house will be empty again.”

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