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Career / Re: About Sap? by spunk(m): 3:31pm On Jul 06, 2010
men i have never been informed like this b4.Thanks to you guys that contributed and stirring interest to get certified.
Am a super or champion user in Navision dynamics with a chemistry background but work my way up to becoming the regional account in my company as a result of training.
I would love to do sap in financials i.e consulting.what do you guys suggest??
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by spunk(m): 12:19pm On May 05, 2010
why did the chiken cross the road? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed , cheesy, of course to get to the othere side! smiley
Politics / Re: Co-passenger Forced Out Of His Seat For Sitting Close To A Governor by spunk(m): 10:49am On Mar 13, 2010
they say change begins with that small act exhibited by the small crowd of people that followed the lawyer to the police post.
Nigerians it is time to act and claim back our rights.we should not let this moroons get there way everytime.when is this B.S going to stop?untill we put ourselves together and revolutionise angry. what those persenger did helped mr osu if not ,
Romance / Re: She Orders A Bottle Of Moet On A First Date. by spunk(m): 9:22am On Jan 04, 2010
bumbu clat man!! ran fe cover!!! shocked
Culture / Re: Traditional Marriage Issues? by spunk(m): 11:29am On Dec 18, 2009
Bros T.M is the most important wedding you will ever do.reason being dat it brings the two families together ,it is part of our culture .
infact if you do T.m you fit no do church or court but as per xtianity your church go crucify you so you no get choice but to do the two.
meanwhile there are ways to do this things and it doesnt cost much.
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Proverbs: by spunk(m): 11:55am On Nov 25, 2009
Dog no dey follow person wey get belle for nothing, because if e no shit e must vomit!
Romance / Re: I Rebuked My Girlfriend For Touching Me In Church by spunk(m): 7:21am On Nov 18, 2009
succubus! isn't that the name of a devil?? i mean a sex craving imp?! na wao. i even heard say na succubus ivent MouthAction wink
Politics / Re: Popular Broadcaster Steve Kadiri Is Dead by spunk(m): 7:45am On Oct 26, 2009
kadiri has found rest atlast! rest in peace my men.
Family / Re: Advise : My Wife Is Pregnat For A Stranger by spunk(m): 8:29am On Oct 21, 2009
men! shocked.lets look at it this way.

Before she came to join u in the state she definitely knew she was pregnant, so that means she lied.
For a grown up girl like her she should have removed it or tell you or something but because she wants to come to the state she kept mute.
you haven't even gone for so long and you tried your best to see her once in awhile,what about those that don't even communicate for years?did she lose the baby when she was admitted?
Bottom line is if you still love her and can find it in your heart to forgive take her back but make she no come born for there and then realise say Na one Latino get the baby embarassed, Most definately she knows the person that bleeped her.Could be her former boyfriend.my opinion.
Nairaland / General / Back Stories On Cnn-columbia Drug Wars by spunk(m): 8:11am On Oct 19, 2009
I beg NLanders what have you guys have to say about this?Recently naija corruption was showcased and the whole world went flip side!from what those columbian do back there  :omen! our case no reach there own.Thank God for that but all the same we are human we should try to make the world a better place.

What do you think?
Romance / Re: My Sincere Apologies Temi For My Actions And Everything Else I Did by spunk(m): 9:28am On Oct 07, 2009
Bros na wao shocked i thought you killed somebody when i first been dey read the post,na later i realise say na apology.na only leave you leave am for one month na him apology long like this ?if you come dump am nko?? i beg you temi make you forgive this bros before the guy make headache dey catch us for NL oooo. i beg!.
Romance / Re: Genevive Weds Soon In Portugal With Chris Obukwelu by spunk(m): 10:49am On Oct 05, 2009
na wao! why una dey stress una sef for this post ?the basic reason wey dem create forum like this na because of amebo and aproko people.i beg carry go joo winkmeanwhile i hope say the gist kwaret because the girl don tay small .make she find where she go put her sef before dem slack her toto 4 her :oi afterall i hear say she dey into distribution bussiness tongue
Kai i don spoil oooooooo! smiley
Celebrities / Re: Tupac Or Biggie? Who Is The Better Rapper? by spunk(m): 5:49pm On Sep 29, 2009
i beg !i beg !! all of una once and for all this case is closed. 2pac has no comparism,He is the best and the best that would ever be!!!
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce's Real Hair Revealed. Chai! by spunk(m): 1:11pm On Sep 15, 2009
WTF!!! with the second picture?it's like her scalp goin peel off shocked
Her hair is beautiful naturally.
Nairaland / General / Re: Next 2pac by spunk(m): 4:43pm On Aug 16, 2006
what d ;//=@!||@!fk  is this?
Education / Re: Third Class Holders: Let's Be Proud And Bold! by spunk(m): 12:05pm On May 23, 2006
men l feel and agree with you.with three stripes(third class) people look at you as if you are some creature so it makes one look unique just like the 1st class degree holders.
No be the end of the world look around you and find something else to do and be the best then they will know that you gat skills afterall.
keep ur head and carry go!!! cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pick Your Date On NairaLand by spunk(m): 1:46pm On Feb 14, 2006
treize baby girl l'd pick you, lets bond like chemistry cool
Education / Re: Fate of a Graduate with 3rd Class in Nigeria by spunk(m): 1:31pm On Feb 14, 2006
ol boy l feel your pain your pain.the thing no easy at all.everybody go dey look you like a reject.
my was case that l had a good point in 100 levels,2.7 all because l wanted to change to med.inially l was given chemistry.l was refused transfer,then l let my self go.discouraged,dilusioned and finally frustrated l ended up having a third(three stripes or sergent)but l owned up and accepted my faith.now i'm into [b]IT[/b]AND WOULD BE HEADING ON TO LONDON FOR MY MASTERS IN SOFT DEV.
my friend the only way na to find how you go do one pgd or the other to support your result or else you go dey 10yrs go pass you by.l dey come tops for appitude test for bank,oil company but the problem na that 3rd dey spoil everything.the only way na to get more education gbam!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: British Airways Flight 007 by spunk(m): 11:27am On Jan 27, 2006
:Dhahahahahahhohohohoohohahahahhhhaaaaaaa
kai walahi dapman l dey craze no be small fa!
zis kin joke pit killi me soptly soptly walahi.
your joke is very funny,l gat tears in ma eye.
keep it up.

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Jokes Etc / Re: F-up! by spunk(m): 9:38am On Jan 26, 2006
na waoooo.wetin the guy dey expect?
him suppose know when him begin the show abi?
Sports / Re: Does Anybody Here Follow K-1? by spunk(m): 3:22pm On Jan 25, 2006
codec men k-1 is tha bomb!!! and all their kick ass moves.
that shit is the shit l swear!!
Poems For Review / Re: Pain by spunk(m): 12:46pm On Jan 25, 2006
your belle!
Jokes Etc / Re: Honest Mistake by spunk(m): 12:43pm On Jan 25, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy can imagine the shock on the preachers face after reading the note.poor old bastard.
Poems For Review / Re: Pain by spunk(m): 11:27am On Jan 25, 2006
yes oooo really sad abi? it's good to cry sometimes,makes you feel alive!!! anyway thank 4 reading my poem Zee.hope you dont mind me calling you that.
Poems For Review / Pain by spunk(m): 11:14am On Jan 25, 2006
Tears cascade down her face
she's been hurt again
it seems every time she finds love
like a mirage it disappears
her heart ach with pain
and in place of love
hate now reign
her thoughts are filled with rage
she clenched her fist ,clamp her teeth
let out a scream
she could not understand why
it had to be her everytime.


They say there's pain in love
but this type never goes away
it lingers,it brews,and like a fermented food
it let out it fury of unpleasant intent
maybe one day all these will change
she await that day
hopefully love would come her way again
until then pain reign.
Crime / Re: UniversityOfNigeria.com (NOT University of Nigeria, Nsukka) by spunk(m): 9:35am On Jan 25, 2006
hey rolly,

l agree with you.it is all nigerian universities and not unn as supposed, but the facts still remain we cannot rule out a scam in this thing.
The way the site be self make all man dey careful!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls In The U.S. Are Lonely by spunk(m): 5:32pm On Jan 24, 2006
[lioness,

l'd say praise the lord to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Girls Asking Guys Out by spunk(m): 3:13pm On Jan 24, 2006
hot angel,
its not like guys are asshole but they be taking their time to understand the moves you girls make, to avoid be labeled something else .personally l see nothing wrong in a girl asking a guy out.l'd still respect her.

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