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Who is the worst DM in Arsenal history?
Ans: Coquelin.

Funlordjnr:
My boy....how kasuwa?

Oga baa kasuwa

My prefered starting line up vs City

........................... Ospina ...........................
Bellerin . Mustafi . Koschi . Monreal
................. Xhaka ..... Chambo ..............
Walcott ........... Ozil ............ Sanchez
.......................... Giroud .............................


What do you guys think, especially the Xhaka- Chambo combo?

Gyalchester:
Arsenal Is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things...Clubs are boasting of Multiple league Titles and UCLs, you Niggas are still dragging 2015 FA cup Champion...How the fvck do you take a club like that seriously

We were unbeaten in 2003/04. Isn't that something to take serious?

You people just hate us and it isn't fair.

Thunder fire una. ;>

Chelseafan1:
You are the chief dunderhead bros, Can you count the number of times you have been gangraped on the [b]Chelsea thread, Bayern thread,an utd thread, Barca thread, [/b]I am sure you have lost count.

He forgot to mention Arsenal. Small but costly errors.

I don't have any shares at Arsenal.
- Wenger.

So why are you forming agada gbasiruzo?

rabcnesbit:
Just as you have already been advised, it is paramount you establish that you are dealing with the right group ('omo nile'), else you end up being approached by different groups looking to extort. The amount is determinable by the area, how greedy the extortionist are etc Be prepared to pay more eventually as I will be damned if this will be their final demand, as their modus operandi is to demand at every stage of the building work - foundation, decking, roofing, plastering etc They are no different to the likes of the Italian Mafia, Chinese Triads, Russian Mafia etc protection racketeers! As a comparable, I paid 250k for foundation and 240k for decking for mine in Sango Ota, and waiting to be slapped with further demands!!!

Cc: Johnson232, Diordaves...

Thanks brothers, I am kind of encouraged by your advice.

My mind is at peace now.

elrony:
After you bro!!
You think say that 7 years wey you take senior me na small thing?

Come chop bottle, Chelsea don lose.

oyb:
You first have to do your research and confirm if they are the real community shot callers /leaders. If not every Tom dick and Harry will be shaking you down.

Thanks. I actually did that and confirmed. Infact, I called a general meeting of all the youths.

What I want to find out is if the amount is OK. Why would someone chop my money like that? E dey pain me.

diordaves:
Where?

Owerri, Imo state.

Guys some youths came to where I was developing and asked me to pay 'development levy' of N300,000. After negotiations they brought it down to N150,000. I am still skeptical about this amount if that is what is obtainable in other places. Kindly advice. Thank you.

elrony:
LMAOOO

I no get any sister wey remain... she don marry tey tey!

Hope say Chinasa still dey ground sha?

As I dey pass out on Friday, I go need person to massage my scrotum wey nysc don stress

Hahahahahahahahaaa

Who is Chinasa?

Stop having wet dreams boy, go and marry.

elrony:
Spy360 my real guy!

I miss u sha #No_Homo

We will still jam this season so no problem.

When the time reach your sister would have returned for holidays, because na both of us go sit for couch. You na floor.

Yinka4dad:
thats what I ll do but do you know maybe the signal drops during the day cos m able to track multi tv but to track mbc was the prob.but will try 1more

Use a separate dish for it.

B2Spirits:
Hunger no gud o. If arsenal no win, this one go starve to death, ah!

Hahahahahahahaaaaa!

Stop aggreviating your madness.

Obviously you know nothing about football, so why should I blame you.

For someone who claimed to have begun speaking in public in Js2 at 15, how can I blame you.

At that age your mates were already taking SSCE, instead you were busy 'public speaking' to babies.

Those children would have wondered what 'father' would want to say this time.

My lunatic friend, go and watch the movie titled 'ASSYLUM' and see the reality of your situation.

B2Spirits:
Dedicating a thread to you? This thread is about the obituaries of some wereys like yourself. Watch out.

People commenting on this thread already know who the agbero cum lunatic is.

Lols!

Honestly your mum should have given a Mouth Action instead and swallow the bacteria infested sperms. Now we all have to deal with another imbecillic foool.

#Fool.

elrony:
Lwkmd , invincible dunderheads
Local Champ Invincibles, what happened in Europe?

Let's manage local first.
This boy you too wicked. Can't you allow us one moment of pride?
Ahn ahn!

B2Spirits:
Are you that hungry for fame? Good! Head to lagoon straightaway. If you are far away at Nnewi, board the next Peace Mass Transit bus. Ensure you arrive lasgidi at nite, so that no one will stop you from jumping into the lagoon. You will become famous immediately.

You already made me popular by dedicating this thread to me.
Seun should pay me for generating traffic.

What a fool. Lunatic public speaker.

Your soul was so pained you did this?

Hia!

LoRdCaT:
Guy stop am! Well i am not Mr labrat so i will just assume that retort wasn't directed at me.


Anyway I just called your attention to this because your burial cannot be going on in your absence



Wetin you do the guy sef, I know say you be renown trouble maker.

The idiot say him get job as a pastor ina n assylum.

What else do you think?

I called him a mad man.

I supposed that they actually gave him the job to trick him into moving into the assylum.

B2Spirits:
This thread will be based mainly on how to recognize agberos on nairaland. This will help some pretty girls here, whose monikers have no such prefixes or suffixes like -pwetty, todope-, etc.

1. They are football house attendants

These joblèss ones will tell you while it rained at old Trafford during Baca/Juventus match ;Dabeg help me state the correct clubs.

Better fans go to football houses to have fun, but these ignoramuses will argue, fight, and later bring out their mats when all others have left. We will cite one moniker to buttress our assertion. Spy360 is the man. He made the sentences below while starving in one sunny afternoon.

"For me its Bellerin, except for the penalty, he completely shut Sterling out of the game, that alone was the key to [b]our win. Secondly he got the first goal setting up the team for an emphatic win. Noting also that he wasn't even thought of as a back up for Debuchy, now Debuchy who haven't even played much would be thinking 'why then did Arsene sign me?" [/b]

Note that "our win" above. What is he winning? The true winner is somewhere in Europe while the celebrated Dundee rants here.

This lunatic dug up a post I made months ago, only to foool himself on a public forum. Lols!

An intelligent post I made sha.

Jobless lunatic, you should be spending more time preaching to your fellow mad people tan digging up outdated posts.

I told that your foolery is spread all over NL and is on archive. You only proved me right.

#Fool

LoRdCaT:
Sperm360 has been murdered

So this lunatic opened a thread for me?
Wow!
I just became popular.
Seun coman take this to front page biko.
Mr Labrat are you his assistant? He said he was a pastor at an assylum.
A great public speaker for mad people.
This is the height of stupidity. I can't bear it.

B2Spirits:
Football house attendant, have they released your jamb result? Alaye rirun! Becham will score today, abi

What a mad idiot?

You came to a football fans thread to call me football house attendant.

We surely need psyciatrist on every thread. This level of lunacy is alarming.

B2Spirits:
"...our win..." What did you win? No wonder. The Europeans are smiling to the bank while your destiny is tied to that football house. Asiwere eniyan!

So you follow me reach here?

Chai!

Your lunacy is beyond repair.

What a waste of mass. What a waste of space. What a waste of fuckery. What a waste of sperm. What a waste of ovule. What a waste of structure. What a waste of life.

You are not even good for fertilizer or putrefying bacteria, lest you transfer this imbecility to them.

God is good, if na me I for don click delete button since. What a pained soul.

Ibime, come see porter don land here o. The lunatic pastor of mad men locked up in assylum quarters.

He followed me o. The public speaker and master of foolery.

Surely there must be free internet service in your assylum.

naijababe:
Only a Mod can change thread title these days. Where is Mukina sef?

Mukina2 coman change this title, abeg.

B2Spirits:
Oponu, I think you now get your meal in NL. Ensure you come with a mat next time. The problem is that we will need someone to announce your obituary when the earth finally does us a favour of elements eliminating this ignoramus. Seeing your mum weep will be sweet to passersby as she won't have anyone to console her.

Hahahahahahaaaaaa...

This lunatic.

Public speaker na mad pastor...

I am sure you are beginning to come to the point of accepting your pathetic condition. You need to be pitied, and not just you, your family also. I wonder how they cope with a lunatic who believes he is an expert in public speaking. They must be bored to death by your continious rantings.

Were you given a room in the assylum? Someone pointed out that your job in the assylum was a trick to keep you there.

When a mad man thinks he is smart. Tell him he is.

Please see the psychiatrist.

Let's not be pessimistic.

Moderator please change the bracket to 'The Invincibles', that's one achievement other clubs can't dream about.

Naijababe your attention is needed.

B2Spirits:
Whose fault can it be that this idîot has been contemplating suicide? Are you sure you are not a product of sodomy? Did you fall down from your mother's back while you were an infant? The answer is obvious; such a baby is cursed for life. It's a pity that your mother will soon weep over you, because at this rate, you can only end up in the lagoon, or butchered by ritual killers. If you are not used for ritual, what purpose will a dunderhead serve in life? If Dangote's truck refuses to chop you into beef-like paste, of what value is a vagabond in a sane society? Keep the jealousy alive while you last, oloriburuku omo.

Good morning oga public speaker.

I can see that you are really pained. Please don't jump inside lagoon o, your case is curable. Your level and type of madness is not acute, at least you can speak in public.

My lunatic friend, try to see the psychiatrist please, to prevent these delusions of illusions from turning into halucinations.

Advice nor be curse. See a psychiatrist today.

B2spirits

So far, I can imagine why Charles Darwin put up his theory. He must have met your ancestors. Ape-like humans worse than imbeciiles.

If he had been alive to meet you, perhaps he would have put in another assumption 'Evolution Continues'.

I am not sure you completed nine months, or whether you had any chance of sucking breast. Or if indeed witches did fart on your head.

Pastor of Mad men, are you sure you are not mad? When you get to work tomorrow, please see the psychiatrist for your own good.

B2Spirits:
How could God bless you with idïocy? The time and age in which you wrote SSCE is now a measure of success? You are a waste of a human!

For a fool that is full of himself, a papa in JS2 claiming mastery of public speaking. How else could you be master when you were speaking to 'babies'. Yet I'm pretty sure they were actually applauding your showcase of extreme foolishness. Like 'what a foolish idiiot? Wonderful'...

They were congratulating your ability to display such high levels of imbecility that is beyond human comprehension.

From there you went on a get fooled into a job of keeping company with mad people in a local assylum, yet you think you have achieved something worthwhile.

Those interviewers knew you were fooling yourself, so they obliged you. Afterall, by claiming to be called to pastor mad people, you can be nothing else than a mad fellow yourself.

Oga Public Speaker, at this point it is worth to note that your stupidity is spread all over NL, and is on archive. You are the legend of foolery.

Ride on pastor...

B2Spirits:
Clap for yourself, oponu. Lagoon fate awaits you.

Oga Public Speaker how are your fellow immates in that asylum?

You must be a genius of the imbecilic category. That is an achievement you can pride with.

You learnt public speaking at 15 while you were still in JS2. Mumu, at that age most of us were already preparing for SSCE.
So as the papa of the class you became their public speaker.

Indeed you are an intelligent slowpoke.

Pastor of mad men.

An0nimus:
Spy360, sod09 wetin una think? Make we change am?

Change immediately. Keep it simply as 'finally reborn', as we expect a new era.

This is about the funniest thread I've found on NL.

At OP, I am beginning to reason those interviewers needed someone to keep mad people company. And...

They found a very intelligent mad man in you. Your delusions of being a great public speaker actually got you a job. Congrats!