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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Celebrates His 41st Birthday by sqlPAIN: 5:28pm On Jan 07, 2023
This will be his last.
Celebrities / Re: RMD Shares Photos With His Son, Oghenetega by sqlPAIN: 5:11pm On Jan 07, 2023
Face black hand yellow I rebuke that thing.

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Crime / NDA Cadets Storm Eatery,force People To Clap For Them(video) by sqlPAIN: 5:09pm On Jan 07, 2023
NDA cadets storm an eatery and force civilians to clap for them...

https://youtube.com/shorts/jVFu8afyFYU?feature=share

Put them one on one with some civilians now, them go collect woto woto. These guys dey behave like cultists grin they only have strength in numbers grin

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Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz Ml Upgraded To GLE by sqlPAIN: 9:32pm On Jan 06, 2023
Bro please I really love the car. Can I be paying to installmentally? 50k every month till the money complain?

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Crime / Re: Mother Of Two Killed And Dismembered By Her Manfriend And His Ritualists Friends by sqlPAIN: 8:27am On Jan 06, 2023
Jennyclay:
Oh no! Not again! sad Not again! sad.

Why are men this heartless and wicked? sad. These ritual killers should be sentenced to death.

Women are endangered species in this country.

Rip to the departed soul sad.
I am a broke man and I won't stay away from relationship. Infact I am married and have two kids and still living in my father's house..
Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by sqlPAIN: 10:41am On Jan 05, 2023
chim14:



You are an idiot and big fool. Right now, currently cuz of economy, you pick a career based on the money esp in Nigeria.

Maybe you are the one dat posted that crap on indeed, fool, God purnish u.
just take a look at the simpleton that calls him self a data scientist, or aspiring data scientist that wants to be earning 1M+ per month yet you don't know how to construct proper and correct grammar..... I spit on any one that'll hire your dumb ass.
Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by sqlPAIN: 7:44am On Jan 05, 2023
chim14:
See what I saw on indeed, very ridiculus grin
Did anybody force you? Did anyone force you to go into tech for money? Idiots.
Programming / Re: Data Scientist 100k Per Month (ridiculus) by sqlPAIN: 7:43am On Jan 05, 2023
davien:
So you'll learn machine learning with R and Python along with SQL for #100k, barely over two bags of rice in my area.. Lol..

I also saw a backend job for #50k on that same indeed, C# asp.NET backend developer with preferred experience on java too.
Did anybody force you? Did anybody force you to learn programming for money?
Idiots..
Romance / I Can Not Be The Only Guy That Does This. by sqlPAIN: 12:02pm On Jan 04, 2023
I am so addicted to my scrotal sack, a.k.a my balls. I can't go a minute with touching my ballz. Anytime I'm alone, my hand is always in my trousers or shorts touching and slapping it, making weird noises with it. I just find it relaxing. I even dey do am as i dey use one hand dey type this. grin

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Romance / Be Truthful, What's The Longest You've Gone Without Taking Your Bath? by sqlPAIN: 4:37pm On Jan 03, 2023
Mine is three week's straight..
I find it extremely difficult to bath when I'm not going out.
And the most surprising thing is that I don't have or develop body odour...

Share yours. Please don't come and lie here..
Family / Re: My Father Wants To Chase Me, My Wife And Kids Out Of The House. by sqlPAIN: 4:34pm On Jan 03, 2023
HaneefahRN:
Arrest him in his house or yours? Shameless man you don't have money to be on your own but can marry a wife and be breeding like a goat
Going physical with your father ontop his own house, he should have thrown you out long ago. You an an adult that does not know what he is doing.
it is your father that is a shameless man and a goat,not me.
Politics / Re: My Wife Poured Hot Water On My Father!!!!!! by sqlPAIN: 10:56pm On Jan 02, 2023
juman:
Congratulations, your father maybe about to die, you would inherit his house.
Thats your wish.
I will not check my blood pressure and sugar levels regularly because I will still die either ways.
Politics / Re: My Wife Poured Hot Water On My Father!!!!!! by sqlPAIN: 10:56pm On Jan 02, 2023
juman:
Congratulations, your father maybe about to die, you would inherit his house.
Thats your wish.
I will not check my blood pressure and sugar levels regularly because I will die either ways.
Politics / Re: My Wife Poured Hot Water On My Father!!!!!! by sqlPAIN: 10:02pm On Jan 02, 2023
Ibechris2:
U are a stupid man.

Now that u have finally succeeded in finishing ur father...what next?

This was the topic I wrote about some young men who are still staying in their fathers house to find a way to leave and struggle themselves out.

Here u are,u brough a woman and impregnated her in ur fathers house and still went ahead to give birth to another child making it two under ur fathers house and u want ur dad to start eulogising u for being stupid.

This is how far u have gone to deal with ur father...after asking us and saying he was being wicked and heartless.

U can see that u guys are the ones that are very wicked and heartless.

Finally,u guys would now leave that house by fore by force.

it is your father that is a very stupid man, not me.
Politics / My Wife Poured Hot Water On My Father!!!!!! by sqlPAIN: 8:00pm On Jan 02, 2023
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7505727/father-wants-chase-me-wife

I'm In a serious state of shock right now. I just don't know what to think right now. Seeing my father I the condition he's in right now Is making me feel very speechless with tears in my eyes.. Doctors said he would not be able to see with his eyes again if he survives. My wife who just gave birth few weeks ago is now in police custody, my mother has been crying since morning and has not eaten anything. I don't just understand how it all got to this.
Family / My Wife Poured Hot Water On My Father!!!!!! by sqlPAIN: 7:48pm On Jan 02, 2023
www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/7505727/father-wants-chase-me-wife?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597">https://https-www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/7505727/father-wants-chase-me-wife?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfrmoUIndBEegf0U

I'm In a serious state of shock right now. I just don't know what to think right now. See my father I the condition he's in right now I making me feel very speechless with tears in my eyes.. Doctors said he would not be able to see with his eyes again if he survives. My wife who just gave birth few weeks ago is now in police custody, my mother has been crying since morning and has not eaten anything. I don't just understand how it all got to this.
Sports / Re: Lukaku Hails Osimhen Best Striker In Italy Now, Ahead Inter, Napoli Clash by sqlPAIN: 12:05pm On Jan 02, 2023
Abeg loud am make them hear am. I find it funny anytime I see tilumbu coming down from a private jet,smiling and waving his hands to crowds grin the man actually thinks people love him grin he actually thinks he'll win 2023 election grin haii, God

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Family / Re: My Father Wants To Chase Me, My Wife And Kids Out Of The House. by sqlPAIN: 10:37am On Jan 02, 2023
Baronthecelebri:
This is why women are useless, how can you open your legs for a guy that don't have a house, come even born 2, nawa for Nigeria women oh.
it is your wife,mother and sisters that are useless, not my wife.

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Family / Re: My Father Wants To Chase Me, My Wife And Kids Out Of The House. by sqlPAIN: 1:26am On Jan 02, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Let me guess, this thread is an anecdote of sorts meant as followup to the thread https://www.nairaland.com/7504688/u-30-still-ur-parents .....LOL grin

OP, you are wrong, and your father is right for kicking you and your wife out of his house.
A. You were not financially ready to stand on your own yet you went ahead anyways to marry a wife and bring her in to live under your father's roof indeed gives credence to your father's stance against you
B. To add to it all, you went ahead and had two children, all while not being able to financially support yourself, let alone your wife.

Two adults —you and your wife — clearly exist as fools, what do you expect your father to do with you? Fortunately, I don't believe there is any law that can grant you your foolish desire there. If I were your father, I wouldn't let you both back into that house ever again — not even for a holiday visit —until you get your heads screwed on right. Such foolishness should not be homed abeg! undecided
it is your father and mother that exist as fools. Not me and my wife.

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Family / Re: My Father Wants To Chase Me, My Wife And Kids Out Of The House. by sqlPAIN: 1:25am On Jan 02, 2023
PJtech:
And you still have the audacity to type this rubbish here... I shame for u bro
what's there to be ashamed of?
Family / Re: My Father Wants To Chase Me, My Wife And Kids Out Of The House. by sqlPAIN: 12:56am On Jan 02, 2023
Moh247:
Oga you have a wife and two kids yet you can't afford rent of 100k for a room

You Father would win you in any Court, wether court of public opinion or court of law
Rent is not the only issue. What of food,clothes, school fees(my mother is currently the one paying the school fee of my first child, my father refused to help me in anyway), furnitures and other essentials? And I'm still currently looking for a job, I lost the last one (security) few months after my 31st birthday and things have been hard.

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Family / My Father Wants To Chase Me, My Wife And Kids Out Of The House. by sqlPAIN: 12:41am On Jan 02, 2023
My wife just gave birth to my second child of recent and has been in the hospital for almost a week. Yesterday I went to the hospital to bring her and the new born to the house after a long stay at the hospital but to my greatest surprise, my father refused to allow us into the house. He had even already brought out our belongings. Me and my dad have not been in good terms since I got married to my wife in 3 years ago(even before then). He has been on my neck for years now, constantly and violently reminding me of how I should have left his house year ago and go live on my own, constantly throwing insult at me, telling me how I'm a disgrace to him and men in general, saying he regrets birthing me. I'm constantly letting him know that I'm not yet ready financially to stand on my own but he wouldn't listen. We've had countless fight turned physical because of this issue. Yesterday was the tip of the iceberg for me because I'm planning on arresting him... He brought out our belongings and my first child, saying we would not sleep in the house. We were all outside from morning till evening, I had to go beg a neighbour to helpe accommodate my wife and new born for the mean time. I'm currently typing this from a friend's place. I'm planning on arresting him because how can someone be so wicked and heartless to your own son.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Xiaomi Fires 900 Employees, To Slash 15% Of Jobs Globally by sqlPAIN: 1:12pm On Dec 22, 2022
Family / Re: What Is The Worst Thing Your Mother Or Father Has Told You.. by sqlPAIN: 7:55am On Dec 22, 2022
Nawttiboi007:
You’re not as brilliant as ur mates in class only to eat all the food in the house
I'm telling you. The guy deserves it, that was the only trophy holding him back from being acknowledged as the GOAT, but he has won it now. At least ronaldo fans have no excuse now grin
Family / What Is The Worst Thing Your Mother Or Father Has Told You.. by sqlPAIN: 7:41am On Dec 22, 2022
Dad:
You don't deserve anything good in life


I was just 15 abi 16 at the time



Share yours........
Programming / Re: Can You Solve This Google Coding Interview Problem? (pics) by sqlPAIN: 12:33pm On Dec 21, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
sqlPAIN

I dare u to explain your solution line by line.


chances are, u don't even understand what you've pasted. grin
Even if I did, you'd not be smart enough to understand....so stick to react JS and co
Food / Re: UK-Based Lady Says Nigerian Foods Smell & Should Be Banned In Offices by sqlPAIN: 12:21pm On Dec 21, 2022
Africans and the entire black race in general, were created in Satan's image...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Recruitment 2022 Form Is Out by sqlPAIN: 12:16pm On Dec 21, 2022
worldclass68:



If u want to really serve and experience battle.....

No be officer supposed dey ur mind...go join the recruits...
That's stoopid talk and crude reasoning..... If I had no other option, I'd do that. But would you pick a 2001 Toyota sienna over a 2019 Lexus RX 350?

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Politics / Re: 213 Bodies Recovered As Troops Lose 10 Soldiers After Pounding Zamfara Bandits by sqlPAIN: 12:13pm On Dec 21, 2022
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Air Force DSSC Recruitment 2022 Form Is Out by sqlPAIN: 12:00pm On Dec 21, 2022
Only pussîes join Navy,air force and police.... To me the three of them Na the same.. Real men join the army. Na only people wey wan go jolly or buga for military dey join all those one's. People wey truely wan serve and hunger to experience battle, Na army them dey go...I tried NDA like five times but maybe because I did not have a God father that was why I was not picked. I hope to try SSC too when I graduate And I pray I'm sent to the north east if I'm chosen, to me serving anywhere else would be boring as fûck.

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Programming / Re: Can You Solve This Google Coding Interview Problem? (pics) by sqlPAIN: 11:25am On Dec 21, 2022
Rubbish.... Everything is not front-end and back-end......
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Programming / Re: Can You Solve This Google Coding Interview Problem? (pics) by sqlPAIN: 11:13am On Dec 21, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:



Pigs as usual.


Screaming out of your lungs when your solution is copied word for word.
This your solution have been committed before 7 years ago.

Unless you're same person who committed it, You need to go back and hide in your cave sir.

https://github.com/mukel/ProgrammingContests/blob/master/Codeforces/260/D%5B%20Black%20and%20White%20Tree%20%5D.cpp
exactly......rubbish

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