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Prettyvirginia:
My brother has been very sad with himself lately. He's tall but added a lot of weight recently, including his butt. Now he's working out and been shedding weight but his butt is still big for a guy. People look at him weirdly when he walks on the road due to his hip size.

How can he shed butt fats pls? I hate to see him sad

He should stop tucking in. And wear clothes that covers the butt.

Akinola100:
Nonsense.
Monkey that lives in the forest.
He dey pain you because you no see dead and roasted monkey (Bushmeat)

Thats why I said he is ur neighbor.

He lives in a forest, and you live in a forest too.

So, you both are neighbors.

Tell us the truth, that's your neighbor.




And you want to deny him so dat we will not laugh at u

Tolexander:
Where are their mothers?

Are these the musical albums you promised us since 2010?

atire o

Airforce1:
You all would agree that I'm doing well as a responsible dad .

Don't hate, be inspired .

It is too late to fail, Amen .

Bros, you are doing well.

Afa that your music business na ?

How u and E-money later Waka ?

EnvelopeUs:
I saw this somewhere and I think considering the time we are living in, it's wrong even though the small girl is his daughter. What do you think?

I think you are a pervert. Your mind is full of negative ideas. That is just a harmless picture. Why would you be thinking negative about it ?

What's wrong with a father having a good time with his daughter ?

Ladylite:
This is the biggest lie yet in 2021

That guy na professional liar.

RemiDogCare:
Hahahahahahahahaha my belle oooo

no mind dat guy. He dey find who to oppress

Comeandcollect:
Brethren, I have N5million sitting idle in my bank account, I do not know what to do with it.

Can anyone advise which business I can use it to open for people, I do not need a business myself as I'm ok but I want to empower anyone who can best utilise it.

Any suggestions if not I will use am do giveaway here.

Lie go kill you. For you to get 5m, you must be very smart enough to know what to do with it.


If I slap you, ur nose go fall comot. U dey find who u go put under pressure say u be rich man.

Rotji:
Seun, Nairaland Admins we are begging you to stop posting these gay news to us. We don't want to see it please, you are helping them get publicity by always going to their SM pages to quote the nonsense they posting so as to get more popular. Tell your other bloggers that we don't want these kinds of posts abeg.

These mofos know that when they write nonsense controversial posts on their SM handles you guys will be outdoing yourselves to publish giving them undue publicity.

Except if you are part of the publicity agenda, we say we don't want mbok. Leave us alone, enough of stupid gays headlines

Very stupid set of gays

If that guy near illuminati, he no go be up coming actor.

Na mumu dey worry am

ALCOHOLKILLS:
with those drunken eyes, he'll sha be Governor of your household/community... Nonsense

anything APC.

Very impressive. Brilliant. I love it.

This guy no get sense. He think say only him can change the Constitution ?

If he get mind, make he call the governors wey be gay and present evidence.


Men who are gay are the most stupid set of humans on Earth. Tufiakwa. What's sexy about your fellow man ?

Wen erigga talk am say, "even some lekki boys dey do yansh"

I didn't believe.

Especially all these fine boys that claim model.

22brains:
thanks. It seems the portion she gave me is gradually fading off. No wonder a problem shared is half sovled.

Don't try it o.

thesicilian:
There's nothing wrong or embarrassing about marrying a single mom

Not for a young man in his 20's like the op. Stop giving wrong advice sir.

You want to settle down with a 20 year old baby Mama ? And u are just 26.

She is 20 years and d baby is 5 years.

Omo, she started swallowing dicks at 15. OP, this lady is more experienced than you in sexual things. Stay away from her.


Don't use your hand and put yourself in problem. There are so many girls out there. Who are better than her.

Nigeria na unserious Corntree. If not, how Dem go give untrained people permission to Carry gun as security personnel ?


Nigeria no be like this before. Everything just dey spoil every day.

Wahala full this new year.

All this aboki are usually the cause of deaths in Nigeria.

If not through increase in cement price, it will be shooting and bombing, kidnapping, or using big vehicles to kill people.


The ones untop will use bad administration to destroy the Corntree.


Na God go save this Corntree from aboki problem.

The5DME:
You mean you want to register for 2021 jamb?

I'm a final year student.

Please, I intend going to register for my jamb regularization. Please, do you know if they have started for the year 2021?
I don't want to waste Transport fare.

You need to learn how to free yourself from this lonliness stress.

U are just enslaving yourself by yourself.

Send a text and ask her why she behaved like a child. Tell her you thought she was a matured na.

Just sound mature and responsible.

FanOfMyself:
Most tech companies use JavaScript Frameworks like Vue, React, Angular. For php, they use laravel framework or cakePHP.
Do you any of these frameworks?
Btw, you can sign-up at fiverr, Upwork et al for freelancing gigs. Finally, you have to build some mini projects to showcase your skills and host them on any of the free cloud hosting services such as heroku.
Are you also familiar with version control tools like Git and GitHub? This has become necessary for every developer.
I guess you realise that you still have much work to do

Omo, thanks for the insight.

Hello guys, I started studying programming since the interstate lockdown. I taught myself.

Now, I want to know, how do I start making money with my skills ?

Mynd44, seun, lalasticlala

devbits:
Even if you using window 7... U don't need to reinstall os. Just download vsc++ redistributable 2015 and 2017... Search through Google and download from Microsoft site or any other provider install and restart your xampp... That's all

I downloaded a lower version of XAMP and it worked

Karleb:
Oh boy! Are you running it via xampp?

yes na. I'm getting this message

The program can’t start because api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll is missing from your computer. Try reinstalling the program to fix this problem

Karleb:
Oh boy! Are you running it via xampp?

yes na. I'm getting this message

"The program can’t start because api-ms-win-crt-runtime-l1-1-0.dll is missing from your computer. Try reinstalling the program to fix this problem"

toyorlee:
I Changed my window

how

Karleb:
@squash47 how far with the problem?

omo, I entered a new level. This time it's d Apache saying that runtime is missing.