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When I got home this evening I saw a wedding invitation on the table, I opened it stared at the names, as I was reading my mum came out I looked at her nd we both started laughing. Definitely the reason for the laughter was not a mystery..."Auntie ti da agba" and the guy picture I saw....ha wahala dey ooo...boys dey hustle gan o...auntie P go give the guy 12yrs if I no wan talk true finish .....just then I remembered when a relation got married and while they were paying her bride price, the groom's family also brought food, and so many items. The men on their part could not read the list nor collect the stuffs they were just wondering and confused....There were several funny scenarios during the wedding. A woman that was served food said in Local dialect....."To God Rose I did not believe I will still eat your rice" ....When the youth leader collected money for the youths what he whispered (in local dialect) was "we have given up on this money 5yrs ago, we won't even protest if no payment is made".....The funniest part of the wedding was when the women were sharing stuffs nd a granny was given a textile material and she said " No we are not supposed to take anything let's just dance and eat "owu ahia kuru aku" (owu njo ahia biko) we shouldn't collect anything let's be happy because they have removed our bad market"......I laughed nd got my ribs cracked....although the man first wife died apparently he was re-marrying.......but these two people I am starring at ...Make I do go iron my "isi agu"...seems this saturday na "crack your ribs".......I know say that guy go lazy...he wan chop woman money ....SMH....well not my business.......make I dey warm up for another drama

marquiseT:
gydion, please send Pbt past questions to me
raheemahadetola@yahoo.com

pls hep send to altanwanne@gmail.com thanks

Oluwababy:
Please, someone should help me with the work force PBT past questions... Here is is email address.: contactqudus02@yahoo.com

pls if you have gotten the PBT past question pls send to altanwanne@gmail.com

I need more.....shekau I am tired of scores can't we have thousands or more...this is no news......

ess145:
Its a micro-finance bank

do you think employing workforce to screen candidates na beans? A screening of this magnitude costs a lot if you don't know. Most bank screen candidates themselves if it's just a contract position like UBA is doing presently and it is to cut cost. Even kpMg uses the technique to save cost. Now you are talking about 1st nd 2nd screening for micro....wetin.....micro finance never bath....and the guy wey say many ppl dey get success mail, I no knw whether you be bad belle. Sha see the next test b4 you begin add up....you guys dey belittle workforce...I am laffin in orijin......Workforce is more expensive compared to dragnet if you no know...and they handle big manufacturing companies like NB, NBC, FrieslandCamp. etc no underestimate yet

Shinelle:
Same here... I've been invited for verbal
no idea how it's gonna be or how many more are to come cos from responses just a few of us have written any tests... this kerry is different

this babe na you dey hoti hoti abi?...I dey observe you, for shell, workforce nd kerry G......you dey ace well....viewing you in 5D......carry rope tie ur waist join ma own so that....you go dey carry me along

Well done BH...I hope the death toll hits 100...pls intensify the attacks I want it frequently.

I applied for procurement....i don even forget when I write SjT.....no mail numerical....

Abeg #lagos.....anyshow? I just open my mail box down dey look in 3D....any show guys abeg?

Guys my advise is everyone should start playing 960bet, Nairabet and baba ijebu...my friend introduced me nd ever since I just dey get beer money every weekend...Infact no dtt on transport and lunch from my salary...Kai I just dey wait make he forecast weekend games...I just pocket 3k for watching Naija game...make I go hala orijin.......for those sacked....na wind of change. God know say I No Support Buhari...Heaven know say I no vote am.....Abeg make this change no touch me ooooooooooo....#I dodge the odour with the blood of jesus

cdizz:
Thanks FUTA

dekoites......lol..........

hephzibahbeulah:
I too just got a mail from dem for d paperbased test at kano, thursday 19th Nov. Who else is going to kano with me? May God be with us all.

congrats......another success loading

Franky9584:
thank God i was among the successful candidates. I just got a mail now and was invited to Enugu for a paper based test on Thurs 19th Nov,

success...***

MarkGud:
Someone should just help me out, I have submitted my CV to UBA Head office twice, Through their mail, through friends and yet no invite for months now while test is being written every other week. Someone with a good heart should help me out, whichever assistance that can be offered will be highly appreciated. #PassionatePlea
N.B: I possess minimum requirements needed by the bank.

same with me bro....no means I never use...I guess it's your course...I even know someone very close to the strategic Business Head Group...inm charge of all UBA branches in mainland at Oba Akran, met with him, still sent my CV from his office, lol I didn't get test invite....na so I give oooo....and the SBG...told me that is basically marketing nd operations, then I thought the H.R guys thinks I don't match the profile they need

Descartes:
Brownies and fraud are inseparable. Another propaganda gone awry

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luvlyADESUWA:
Its true......some of them had no answer; if u did one that talked about a laundry man that give 7.5% discount to every 10 suite Nd 10% discount to every 10 shirt; if d normal suit is #500 and shirt is #300, how much will he charge for 22 suits and 17 shirts?
That one nor get and for there

But God help us all shall

bros I no dey try too forward ooo....but frm wetin you type I jus think whether #14840.....dey cos na wetin I solve sha ...

Pls oooo, guys those of you who have written the uba test, pls did any of you studied a pure science or engineering course?.....

ifewunmy:
I just dey vex here....i had to look for cafe dat had good UPS,Na so i start d test and d devil decided to use one guy o,Na so d guy one charge phone,come plug am at d back of UPS,dat was how d cable shaked and d system went off at no 1. I felt lyk breaking the boy's head.

ouuuuchhhhhh....sowieeeee...dat guy need baptism

butanep:
what kind of question did work force set? some of the mathematics questions have no answers and i know what am saying...




The vocabulary in the english big small.I finished the test and hoping for the best.


The time is faster than the ordinary clock .


There is God shall.... i wish myself success.

bros make we dey talk true....if you resolve you go get the answer....over correct dey worry the qstns...guy workforce no fit dey do laulau na...

Isryl02:
If you participated in the workforce test today, please share your experience.

For me, when I logged in with my password, I noticed that another name was displayed on my question page, but as time was ticking away I had no choice but to do the test and submit. I'm now worried maybe I've written another applicant's test please advise
What's your own experience?

If I were you I will call them to inform them about the issue...

ProcessXpert:
For those asking how many people they are likely taking, their typical FPSO unit takes... Production operators: 10, Maintenance (electrical, instruments, mechanical): 15, Marine guys: 10, Catering guys: 10, Management: 5. Wish you good luck.

p.s: I know this little about them because the company I worked for was their consultant.

You just they run info anyhow here you no even mention how many them go take for the position I apply....store keeping....

Mine was funny...lol my kid sis in jss2 was watching as I taking the test when I had less than 10secnds left on the test I quickly guessed the arithmetic which was qustn 20...as I did dat stood to stretch na so the mumu girl call me back..."uncle you missed it"...cos the option I choose was still showing at the back ground...na so I turn look her cross check...I fail am lo taan, Na so mumsi peep shake her head....for my mind she don die three days grounding.....no Tv, no game, Infact no Radio.....

kaka22:
Same here... i've installed opera and safari browsers in addition to firefox and explorer i had before. i don tire for this people.

why don't you use the normal internet explorer if you are using windows 7 and above and save yourself unnecessary stress

kwekwe12345:
please i apply for the shell recruitment but i mistakenly delete the link that was sent to me. what do i do now? pls some1 should help

you guys are absolutely funny. Hw you take delete link? Well if you delete the link from your mail it will be in your trash....so check ur trash....and if you delete am from ur trash then you be scammer

arimahoseloka:
My brother u get luck o. Had it been toilet no dey close by nko? Pepper things like Dat dey scatter Belle o.

lol...no mind joor la long throat cause am

Damilie:
For a. Question like "whr do u see urself in 5 yes" ...wat should possibly be the right/best answer to give

tell them where you envisage to see ur self in next 5 yrs na....you funny o

Lagos applicants have you gotten the message? Because I have not seen any....

Ugosonic:
This girl is beautiful ...... Any man dat cheats on this girl, i guess his village pple is at work

Forget bro....if you sleep with her for one week....she go just dey as ordinary as hot pure water....its because u are viewing from afar...

cc150615:
Oga wake up from ur dream, whoever told you that things like this doesn't happen in multinationals has told you the biggest lie ever,cos it happens nd even worse stuffs, this is naija nd blacks will always be blacks.....the only solution is not to work for anybody at all.

so you sef don join them ...you wey I shower love give....

princfred:
Did your forefathers tell you how they sold their own brothers to them. No they don't cos some of our elders are too egocentric lacking sense. ,present themselves as angels or gods while they are too illiterate and barbaric e.g Buhari giving some ministers more than one portfolio while others have none ( what can be more senseless than that ) and Stop blaming only the white people for slavery Blame your forefathers for being illiterate, barbaric and callous enough to sell their people to whites. Remember the whites were also good enough to stop the slavery by themselves even today black nations are selling the economic future of their unborn children to whites and will later tell their children how terrible whites are. Wisen up think for yourselves you are an adult now.

...such sense is seldom displayed on NL...thank God I read something sensible.

Lordave:
Man, you've gotta be kidding me.

Let's assume you're an incorrigible bigot and hates the Hausa-Fulani and Kanuri people who have the most victims of Boko haram with passion, is the bigotry and fanaticism so deep rooted you forgot that when Boko haram was operating in the North Central they were mostly bombing churches and certainly, your precious ethnic group lost tens of people. Did anybody light a candle for them in France?

I may not share your humanist perception...but bokoharam are not killing people....they are only eliminating waste and pests.....bokoharam was invited by the Govt to reduce to reduce wastage of resources......and I think they are doing just fine.....