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Aminat508:
[size=14pt]SHOW LIGHT YOUR LOVE!!

Let's help Light Ayodeji, who is 2 years old, to have a wonderful long life. By donating N1000 each, we can give her life-saving surgery for her heart condition and respiratory illnesses. She needs N4million for heart surgery in India.

Thanks to all you good and kind hearted people who have supported Baby light in keeping her alive, the good news is that the baby and mum are off to India already.
But more of your kind support would be highly appreciated because we still have 800k to complete the medical bill, thank you all for your support.
God bless you!!

Please help us save baby Light Ayodeji by donating to the following account

Ogunruku Mercy Itunu UBA

For more details check:

https://www.nairaland.com/2517785/save-light-great-fighter/51

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Drclassic:
I measure my riches according to the number of people i put smile on their faces not on cloths, cars, e.t.c

doesn't make your belief more superior to his...next...

[quote author=Realtol post=40211990]Hey Richest, can you prove that you are truly the richest? If you are truly loaded as you claimed up there, send money to those who dared you and let's see how it pans it out.
Moreover, can you drop 20K to me too? This is my account details:
Acc. No: 3038804488.
Name: Oyerinola Isaiah T.
Bank: Firstbank [/quote ] guy you not getting a dime forget this your old school skill....he is flaunting it is not for you to ask from him. He is flaunting because it makes him happy...abeg carry your birth certificate number commot for road

Dude so many ppl here dey beef you and I don't know why....seriously if you have money and you want to flaunt it please do...I don't see reasons why you ppl should spew trash...your saw the topic, you enter, you no like wetin you see...why don't you exit quietly....Niggas wanna claim conservative good....Niggas wanna be extravagant good....even if na him skul fees at least not yours ......guy that wrist watch ... looks like Michael Kors......love the designers though...keep flaunting it....

Candyrain:
Wrong. There's a difference between banana and plantain. Banana is fruit so it doesn't have to go through fire. Plantain on the other hand does. Fried plantain is dodo while roasted plantain is boli.

Good guy but technically banana is a fruit nd a herb...

CaroLyner:
another episode of super story..

pretty woman

PunkyVeer:
Self-awareness is one heck of a skill to have. Not all women gets talked to/with like doorknobs. Conversation should vary. If her conversation skills were up to scratch, the man/men she speaks with, would in turn follow lead & up their game. She gets asked dumbass questions because they probably don't know what else to talk to her about since she never showed them that she's knowledgeable & capable of talking about anything else other than what she ate, cooked, etc. Not every woman finds food talk stimulating & not every woman gets talked to about food either, unless in passing. The common denominator here is her. Go figure!

I perceive you are quite opinionated can you please educate the other females drifting with the wind that when you ask people if they have eaten you are not asking because you want to buy them food...You asking because on a normal work day when you are under pressure you tend to lose count of time nd then skip meals...it is always lovely to have someone who cares to put a reminder across. The guys also probe further to ensure you are taking the right classes of food.....Pls inform the ladies, when they are hungry they should buy food nd eat and not wish or hope that the next guy asking about their feeding habit/pattern is willing to dish out food.......just courtesy...

Merlissa:
Good Morning,


Please guys why is it that out of all the questions in the world, why do you ask ladies 'What did you eat today?''

You don't ask how their day was


You don't ask if they are fine


You don't ask for their favourite colour!!!


Why food

The thing is people like you are boring. People like you don't have a mind of your own. You always want to copy the trend. I hope am not quoting a 16yr old. Let me assume am quoting a matured lady, did you know that people do have busy days nd they skip meals? From your perspective l can deduce this : You angry with the question because the guy after asking will not provide food.....lol......The main reason for " Have you eaten"? is to ensure you are not skipping meals and you did not forget to eat nd also to ensure that you are eating right.....babe if you dey find who go buy food for you well ...FYI....it is not a stupid or silly question. it is a question well groomed people ask not because them go buy you food.....if you don't like the question I guessed someone suggests you bring up exciting qstns yourself.....nd not wait for the guy to ask......Nonsense.....

alterswerve:
OP, though i don't call girls much, I've never asked that stupid question before.

And in fact, i stopped asking them questions sef, since the day i asked how her day was and also if she was fine and she just said

Fine

And its an answer far below wah i wanted to hear.. I wanted to hear all the yiddi yadda

I think when girls reply with a boring response to a meaningful question, it makes guys come down to their boring level... Not me tho

and how and why is it a silly question? You just wanna form a hard or macho dude......lollll.....lets be reasonable for a second pls

Op I think you just lost in the middle. I mean what is wrong if a guy should ask his sweetheart if she has eaten? In-fact If I have a sweetheart I will ask her 10 times a day especially if she is the type obsessed with work nd would often skip meals. I skip meals a lot nd having someone that will always remind me nd probe further what I ate is amazing. I discovered there was a week I was only eating rice and yam alternatively B/fast nd dinner with junk for lunch, are you saying having a girlfriend or a guy that inquires about your feeding habit and ensure you eat right is lame? The thing some ladies are damaged psychologically.....some too damaged.....some are beyond redemption....I think that is why ppl like you will just put up trash to discourage well groomed people..... "

Nuges11:
I don't understand these workforce people again o. If exam is on saturday, shouldn't they have sent the details by now? Abi what's their definition of "due time"?

Why don't you put a call across perhaps they will elucidate more on the msg you received.

MathsChic:
Lool

Pretty lady

QatarPlayboy:
Richest guy on nairaland with 1500naira all stars shoe? Bro come new benin market here in benin city and u wud see dat ur shoe for 1000-1500naira

guy I know say those guys foolish but make we dey talk true na...how you go say those stuffs na 1500.....i can give you 5k if you will deliver one to me here in lagos+ 1000 as Tfare 6k total....

Tales by moonlight.........

menxer:
If you read beyond the headline, a place reads:

Pay attention to the highlighted, does it mean cancellation or investing in our education system?

Bro you are just too damaged. You are beyond redemption.

Ola17:
To be honest, I'm beginning to see reasons with those clamouring for secession. What kind of evil mindset is this? It is a matter of wickedness for a section of this country to not just refuse to progress, but also doing everything to keep others down. I'm so sad right now. Finally I think we in the South shot ourselves in the foot by voting PMB.
What kind of rubbish is this?

Thank you bro...I tell you, the southeast may be landlocked but if they had existed alone since 1960 they won't be at par with the present Nigeria. Same with the southwest. I studied in the southwest and met a lot of gurus. High calibre professors are you saying such intelligence will not be put into use if the southwest stand alone? The truth is I do not support the present protest and clamour for Biafra but when we are ready to move forward we need to separate from the north...

Oluwababy:
Thanks Bro I have gotten the PBT past questions.......

pls send to ...

When I got home this evening I saw a wedding invitation on the table, I opened it stared at the names, as I was reading my mum came out I looked at her nd we both started laughing. Definitely the reason for the laughter was not a mystery..."Auntie ti da agba" and the guy picture I saw....ha wahala dey ooo...boys dey hustle gan o...auntie P go give the guy 12yrs if I no wan talk true finish .....just then I remembered when a relation got married and while they were paying her bride price, the groom's family also brought food, and so many items. The men on their part could not read the list nor collect the stuffs they were just wondering and confused....There were several funny scenarios during the wedding. A woman that was served food said in Local dialect....."To God Rose I did not believe I will still eat your rice" ....When the youth leader collected money for the youths what he whispered (in local dialect) was "we have given up on this money 5yrs ago, we won't even protest if no payment is made".....The funniest part of the wedding was when the women were sharing stuffs nd a granny was given a textile material and she said " No we are not supposed to take anything let's just dance and eat "owu ahia kuru aku" (owu njo ahia biko) we shouldn't collect anything let's be happy because they have removed our bad market"......I laughed nd got my ribs cracked....although the man first wife died apparently he was re-marrying.......but these two people I am starring at ...Make I do go iron my "isi agu"...seems this saturday na "crack your ribs".......I know say that guy go lazy...he wan chop woman money ....SMH....well not my business.......make I dey warm up for another drama

marquiseT:
gydion, please send Pbt past questions to me
raheemahadetola@yahoo.com

pls hep send to altanwanne@gmail.com thanks

Oluwababy:
Please, someone should help me with the work force PBT past questions... Here is is email address.: contactqudus02@yahoo.com

pls if you have gotten the PBT past question pls send to altanwanne@gmail.com

I need more.....shekau I am tired of scores can't we have thousands or more...this is no news......

ess145:
Its a micro-finance bank

do you think employing workforce to screen candidates na beans? A screening of this magnitude costs a lot if you don't know. Most bank screen candidates themselves if it's just a contract position like UBA is doing presently and it is to cut cost. Even kpMg uses the technique to save cost. Now you are talking about 1st nd 2nd screening for micro....wetin.....micro finance never bath....and the guy wey say many ppl dey get success mail, I no knw whether you be bad belle. Sha see the next test b4 you begin add up....you guys dey belittle workforce...I am laffin in orijin......Workforce is more expensive compared to dragnet if you no know...and they handle big manufacturing companies like NB, NBC, FrieslandCamp. etc no underestimate yet

Shinelle:
Same here... I've been invited for verbal
no idea how it's gonna be or how many more are to come cos from responses just a few of us have written any tests... this kerry is different

this babe na you dey hoti hoti abi?...I dey observe you, for shell, workforce nd kerry G......you dey ace well....viewing you in 5D......carry rope tie ur waist join ma own so that....you go dey carry me along

Well done BH...I hope the death toll hits 100...pls intensify the attacks I want it frequently.

I applied for procurement....i don even forget when I write SjT.....no mail numerical....

Abeg #lagos.....anyshow? I just open my mail box down dey look in 3D....any show guys abeg?

Guys my advise is everyone should start playing 960bet, Nairabet and baba ijebu...my friend introduced me nd ever since I just dey get beer money every weekend...Infact no dtt on transport and lunch from my salary...Kai I just dey wait make he forecast weekend games...I just pocket 3k for watching Naija game...make I go hala orijin.......for those sacked....na wind of change. God know say I No Support Buhari...Heaven know say I no vote am.....Abeg make this change no touch me ooooooooooo....#I dodge the odour with the blood of jesus

cdizz:
Thanks FUTA

dekoites......lol..........

hephzibahbeulah:
I too just got a mail from dem for d paperbased test at kano, thursday 19th Nov. Who else is going to kano with me? May God be with us all.

congrats......another success loading

Franky9584:
thank God i was among the successful candidates. I just got a mail now and was invited to Enugu for a paper based test on Thurs 19th Nov,

success...***

MarkGud:
Someone should just help me out, I have submitted my CV to UBA Head office twice, Through their mail, through friends and yet no invite for months now while test is being written every other week. Someone with a good heart should help me out, whichever assistance that can be offered will be highly appreciated. #PassionatePlea
N.B: I possess minimum requirements needed by the bank.

same with me bro....no means I never use...I guess it's your course...I even know someone very close to the strategic Business Head Group...inm charge of all UBA branches in mainland at Oba Akran, met with him, still sent my CV from his office, lol I didn't get test invite....na so I give oooo....and the SBG...told me that is basically marketing nd operations, then I thought the H.R guys thinks I don't match the profile they need