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wristwatch:
Lol u are right bro. it makes d place fun and silly at same time.

yea true that but it becomes annoying when they do it on serious threads where people seek genuine advise

I think a lot of these persons have really boring lives and the internet gives them an outlet but then again this place would be so boring without these characters

When she wakes up she should let us know

She's just that not into you move on

Op you still didn't share your experience

Probably because you approach them like you approach night workers

Nna biko what are they substituting and adding when the light no kukuma even dey..I can swear ive not seen power here throughout this year..folks for street don dey plan to arrange go buy street generator cus in terms of PHCN abi NEPA no hope

"VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT"..."VICTORY THROUGH HARMONY".........COYG...#MiracleInMonaco

And to all those bashing the op yes he messed up not like its the first time according to his post but he came here asking for "sound advise" I'm sure the abuse and insult and also his punishment from heaven awaits him but in this instance he has asked for advise..if you read the topic and felt disgusted the sane thing would have been to not comment and move on not comment and abuse it speaks volumes of your comprehension skills as an adult....Nairaland used to be a place where people could come to with genuine life issues and get sound and meaningful advise but nowadays all you get is abuse from persons whose life is suppossedly "perfect" or close to it

First off what is the relationship btw you and your gf i mean how close are you guys cus that is also a key factor...secondly does she stay with her parents or do you guys live together?...you have to get both your parents involved especially as you both don't seem to have anything meaningful doing....now the other thing is are you fully sure that you want to keep the baby cus the first instinct when stuff like this happens is"ABORTION" but you seem to want to keep this one which is strange given your situation....Now my advise is "IFL you are sure you want to keep the baby dust your CV whether university or O level and get searching..I'd advise the secondary schools cus they seem the easiest places to get jobs part-time or otherwise use whatever you earn to cater for her and your unborn child that's a start, register her in any of the govt clinics to reduce expenses for yourself that is "if both your parents refuse to help out"...its not easy but the deed has been done you need to learn to discipline yourself too as you no longer a kid..get close to God and genuinely ask him for forgiveness and do your penance its not the end of the world bro but that is "as long as your heart is set on doing the right thing"..be safe and goodluck cus u will need it

Truth is in the end you are most likely crushing on your fellow guy..there are "real" life ladies out there @op

Personally i think there are a lot of "pre-mature" and extremely "lonely" men in the romance section..some even go as far as opening a whole thread to proclaim their "love" for a female moniker who for all we know is a man who has registered as a female...the internet has allowed for a lot of folks with"low self esteem" to be able to boost their egos that's why stuff like that happens...

How exactly does it warrant you sharing such story of incest on a public forum biko?

alfred5:
Consult your dictionary. After you'll say that JAMB failed you.

I give up you're correct

alfred5:
Dear Chinua Achebe, i'm refering to you and not your jargons.

You* not it'

don't confuse yourself its "you sound" not "you sounds"

alfred5:
You sounds so sympathetic. You sounds so pained.

its *sound* not sounds

haywhy28:
I find it hard to believe some of our so-called celebs are this stupid. Gordons and Waje's performance was wack.

they are what pass as celebs in our country..I love Gordons jokes but he really messed up

zickie:
I guess u're probably running a gen to watch how ur cluesless president continue his dollar/naira spree. He's done with the Clerics and Obas, its now the entertainment industry turn. Don't take me for one of the APC's e-rats, am just an angry Nigerian who's tired of a stupid and wasteful leadership. Truth is Buhari isn't the kind of president we should ever ask for, infact he shouldn't even come up as an option, but given what we have at hand now, we're helpless to say he's a 'perfect' choice. For me, even if I no fit vote for Buhari, I can NEVER vote Gej! Not even in my dreams even if smoke weed, e can NEVER happen. I hope he continues this his party when he gets back to Otuoke, he may invite holywood stars then

1 million likes bro

Gordons flopped with his joke on death and also shey when APC wants to do their own its this same people that will still come out..what these our leaders fail to understand is these people are business men and women Ali baba mentioned it on tv last week..they will colekt your money and clean mouth after all i can bet that abt 80percent of dem don't even have pvc's..its a shame really that our leaders don't know exactly how to run campaigns in this country they just go about dashing people money cus in all honesty that's what is happening over dere..

wristwatch:
People no dey go church again?

the crowd fear you self abi

Rooneyboy:

Not like they are good pilots sef .

Most of them crash before take off

And before them find the plane again e go tey

1freshdude:
Yea even for that to happen something must have attracted the duo. I could see a lady for the first time and she starts burning inside. Thats chemistry bro.

yea I get u but and as a dude you might see a chick and probably cus of her big bossoms you just want to hit it or she seeing you shirtless and seeing u have a good build she just wants to hit it its lust if u ask me..chemistry to me has to do with a whole lot of emotions put into the sexing but maybe dats just me

EggovinMma:
Well, some women gets Hot but really dont have orgasms.Dont know why this is so though.When it comes to having orgasm, it deals majorly with the head. What goes right on her head as a result of what her body is experiencing at the moment.I have had tales about pregnant women in labour that eventually put to bed because they requested for their husband's cap, clothes and personal belonging.So to me, find a woman's weak point, be lucky to bring her into the right mood, don't rush, don't try to impress, get to understand that part of her body she respond to easily, THEN HIT!

what about the night crawler chicks whose jobs is to fake it?how do you get them to climax and know when they do

1freshdude:
I think there has to be some chemistry between you Guyz before you can have a mind blowing sex. A lot guyz want to horn their skills on payed arses but they dnt get better lots of times.

well not always...ever heard of one night stands?..doesn't require one bit of chemistry whatsover just two extremely Hot adults

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shey u see crowd wey dey view this thred dey receive this kind lecture na em u carry market come sell for here..them go soon stone you comot now

@op that your no 11 sha..which other route we won use go there again

tablu:
I don go parlour oh! E jst dey echo! For here

just dey kick am small small or get one of those big head phones to bock your ears at night

Leave her and go to the next room or parlour and sleep

Has to be agreeing to let her keep the baby cus i didn't believe in abortion even though i knew i wasn't even close to ready...I look back and imagined what would have happened sha

Its commendable that you admitted you don't write well @topic not all guys sleep around just that the little 2percent tend to give the rest bad names