₦airaland Forum

nijaomegacode:
...but you take style stupid o. No be you say you know her VERY well? Make ah tell you her name because you be Jalacalscap? mumu

nijaomegacode:
Wow! You got it right!

nijaomegacode:
You do? interestingment! To confirm if you're saying the truth answer these two questions: Which state is the girl now and What is her name?

nijaomegacode:
A girl in the choir who obviously has a crush on me came for night vigil. She came with her boyfriend who is a drummer. When I say the guy,(since he is new in our choir,) I went to say "hi" to him but he was kinda hesitant to greet me. His friend too did the same.
The interesting thing is that this girl( who never mentioned the existence of this boyfriend to me) will look at me a bit and return her attention to her boyfriend until he left then she came over to me and flirt a bit.
When the guy left I went to her (in front of other instrumentalists) and told that her voice is sweet and I feel like kissing her but it just because of where we are. The girl smile and laughed and said "it is God."
After the program, I asked her why she didn't introduce me to her boyfriend (which I learnt about his existence that night because her brother told me that the guy is not a new comer but his sister's bf) but she kept quite and made conscious effort to change the topic. After the encounter we had with her, she began to ignore me.
Girls are so confusing. Why will a girl act this way? Maybe she thinks I can be used as a spare tyre right? What do you think?

phililp:
relax and keep calm... its worth it. its no scam. just be sure u loaded enof to make it through za boot camp.

andela is for real.
so goodluck fella..

auntysimbiat:
Hmmm

emerem:
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auntysimbiat:
hmmm... na xo

Evablizin:
Mehn,truly everything God created is beautiful and wonderful,i would'nt mind having dis animal as a pet,biko make una tell d girl to bring dis cute animal to me.wonders shall never cease as long as Naija is concerned

Built2last:
Baba Buhari is at home and the cabal is looting us dry. We shall soon find out when the coast is clear.And they so disempower Osinbanjo that they would not let him deliver the May 1st speech at workers day rally in Abuja. They cannot afford for him to look so presidential. They know the whole nation knows Buhari is terribly ill and they know the constitution made it a joint ticket so Osinbajo can function at times like these. Yet, the cabal are so powerful they would not even let a VP read a speech on TV and look like a president. VP is rather in Lagos speaking in a church event. They rather send a perm sec to go represent the president when his vice is arround ....

As it stands, we don't even know if PMB is still alive...They can code him alive till May 29th but if he fails to appear on democracy day. Nigerians should get ready for what is coming.

cosmatika:
If your boss pays you N30,000 per month, assuming you decided to save all without touching a dime, it will take you 36 months to make N1million. (Did I hear you say 3years?) Absolutely!

On the other hand, if you can convince an organisation like Dangote Group, to print and supply 5000 umbrellas to them (to be used as souvenirs) and you make just N200 profit per umbrella, in just one day you must have made N1million.

What about becoming a billionaire, that's where it gets crazy!
OK, now let's increase your pay to N1,000,000 per month and you decide to save all without touching a dime.

In a year, you must have saved N12million.
It will take about 84 years before you can make N1billion.

(Please subtract your current age).

On the other hand, Nigeria has a population of about 200 million people.

If you can supply salt to just 12million, once in a month and you make just N200 from each person supplied, in one year, you must have made N2.9billion.

This shows that to become rich, you have to stop talking to bosses and start talking to clients.

You have to stop thinking inside the box and even stop thinking outside the box.

Yes..."The box" is still a limitation.
You have no idea what your mind is capable of, do you?

This is what you have to do.

SET YOUR MIND FREE AND THINK LIKE THERE IS NO BOX AT ALL.........

The possibilities are endless...

Kockane:
ABU has an online distance learning program. You an look it up. I'm currently running mine there and though it's still early stages, looks good thus far. All the best.

Kockane:
ABU has an online distance learning program. You an look it up. I'm currently running mine there and though it's still early stages, looks good thus far. All the best.

HRich:
Forget people's salary and Hustle for yours
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I refused to be a spy to people's salary when I can hustle

iSufferFools:
It is the sole duty of our leaders to keep us asleep. That way, they get to milk us continuously and occasionally share 2 cups of rice to us just to keep us loyal.

I tell you, tribalism and religious bigotry have been the number gimmick of our leaders. Give us a leader who isn't programmed along the lines of religious bigotry, ethnic sentiment and nepotism and see the sporadic change that will happen in Nigeria.

nepapole:
So she get tattoo for nyansh.

oselydia:
my photocopy

amyzon:
It started yesterday afternoon when my husband took me to the hospital to pick up my family planning pills with our 2 months old baby. To cut the story short, I went into d midwife's office alone to pick d pill , ask questions and get answers.

Inside the midwives office was a very young doctor who got involved in all my discussion with the midwife. Alone the line, the midwife went out to pick something and at that moment the young doctor asked me for my number, I gave him a wrong number .

So when we got home I told my husband about it. He got angry , started attacking me about it , my husband said giving the doctor a number at all was me insulting him, that it doesn't matter if it was a wrong number or not .

Truth is, I'm not the type to insult a guy who approached me, I always give wrong number. I have been apologising to my husband since yesterday even when I totally don't think I did something wrong , Yet he is still boiling up. Pls I need to understand what I did wrong cos I don't think I did something wrong.

mazizitonene:
u are always on my mind.....

Game don scatter

Ontarget:
Every animal shouldn't be food oga. You want to eat cow, goat, fish, snail, grass cutter, bush rat, tortoise, chicken, snake, dog, termites, crab, alligator, hippopotamus etc. And when you finish eating them and they go extinct what next? Eat human?

SmartMugu:
Why must everything be killed in Nigeria? Why do many countries prefer to keep certain animals alive, yet we keep killing and eating same animals some countries think should be preserved.
Are that hungry? Are we that backward?
The outside world already thinks we are savages no matter our levels of education, exposure and experience, why make them think they're right with acts like this?

Talk2Bella:
if you're in Lagos I can supply you day old layers from ibadan

webincomeplus:
Start by asking yourself what you have to offer. Is it your knowledge or experience in a line of business that many people are willing to learn? Is it your zeal for researching interesting information and sharing with others? Is it your interest on a topic that you think many other people are always interested in?

By answering the above question, you'd be able to decide what niche or subject you want to blog about. Whatever your choice is, be sure that it's a topic that many people are interested in. Also decide whether you want a blog that is catered to only Nigerians or to a global audience.

Your next step is to set up your blog, preferably on WordPress -- for too many reasons than I can list out here.

Then conduct some keyword research to figure out the exact kind of information in your niche that people are looking for. This will help you to attract a huge audience quickly enough. But if you're going into news (entertainment news, sports news, etc.), this might not be necessary.

Start publishing posts on your blog.

Then start working your tail off to get traffic from any means -- sensible means, I mean. You can tap traffic from other blogs, social media, Whatsapp, and online forums like Nairaland. I would've loved to go into the technical details of how to get traffic from these platforms, but I don't have the time right now.

Arrange a way to turn your first-time visitors into repeat visitors by creating a mailing list or any other avenue through which they can get updates each time you publish new stuff on your blog. There are no rules regarding this. You can use a Facebook group, Whatsapp group, Twitter, BBM Channel, a custom Android app, and the default subscription module that comes with the WordPress Jetpack plugin.

Never stop reading authority blogs about blogging to learn more about the art as well as strategies for growing your blog over time. Also, don't underestimate the power of connecting with other bloggers.

When your audience grows to a decent size, start considering monetization: Adsense, affiliate marketing, creating and selling your own products, offering freelance services, etc.

This post isn't meant to be a complete guide on blogging, so I didn't go into the technical details of each step. To learn more about each step, simple put the relevant query in Google, and you'd get more results than you need.

I hope this help.

Softorgasm:
prophecy prophecy prophecy..
drop a post and i will prophecy for you.. (I'm serious)
I'm really serous, if you want to know about your tomorrow, then drop a post and let me shock you.

SalomonKane:
This was how the Yar'Adua saga started.

prolove22:
2face na coward. that why fela's massage My
people self dey fear too much� We fear for the
thing we no see�We fear for the air around
us�We fear to fight for freedom We fear to fight
for liberty�We fear to fight for justice�We fear to
fight for happiness�We always get reason to fear
We no want die, we no want wound� We no
want quench, we no want go�I get one child,
mama dey for house�Papa dey for house, I want
build house�I don build house, I no want
quench�I want enjoy, I no want go, ah