₦airaland Forum

9icetoo:
is my car a hospital?
what is wrong with this country self?
I supply my own electricity.
I supply my own water.
I fix my street roads.
I pay for neighbourhood security.
I do basically everything the government is supposed to do and you want me to convert my car to an emergency response vehicle as well?
why don't I put a siren and stretcher while I am getting all that is posted up there? Gosh.

TheRealestGuy:
You are a callous and wicked person.

You aren't even sure if he's broken even, you're not trying to be supportive, you're not even giving him a few weeks to stabilize after some production problems. All you're after is your miserly 500k that you lent to him.

You don't ever deserve to be married cos your type will turn to Jezebel if your hubby ever has financial issues.

If he wanted to scam you, will it be 500K, don't you know he'll be looking for a way to get more?

I pray for that guy that he doesn't marry you cos you will make his life miserable if he ever has financial problems.



Funny thing is that most of y'all women are like this, always quick to collect everything possible but when it comes to giving it's a problem.

I hope you fall into wrong hands that will teach you a lesson of your life since you can't be supportive of your to be husband.

All the harshness was duly intended and I exercised restraint not to call you names.

Rapoo:
this is not even among the least of my problems. am busy thinking how to win at least 2million from bet9ja this weekend. please if you know how just help brother.

ElPadrino33:
Nigerians and poor grammar sha. Reading the post dey give me headache

DanielsParker:
9mobile again? Waking up at midnight to watch videos? Not even free data.

They should give us 1.5GB for N1000 that's what others are giving.

I'll pass on this!

Explorers:
Five men are going through the street.

It starts raining.

Four of them start moving faster.

The fifth man makes no effort to run from rain, however, he stays dry.

The other four get wet anyway.

All of them arrive at their destination together.


How could this be possible?

PAGAN9JA:
useless people. Nigerians have no brain. it is true.

we will never progress.

IkpuMmiri:
Good! Anything To Crush The Useless IPOk Youth, Is Welcomed By Me, Ikpu Mmiri Mmiri

Mekanus:
I don't even know why I'm a Nigerian.

vivie01:
Yes, I can, provided the guy is decent, intelligent, passionate, has prospect and ambitious; I wouldnt mind giving him support till he realises his big dreams since Im not lazy myself, waiting for man to be providing everything for me.

AnonymousIP:
The journey that started some years back just came to a beautiful end!! Today i stopped carrying the tag " Undergraduate" around!!

First of all, i thank God for his mercy and love towards me for "without God we can do nothing". I thank my ever supportive parents, my lovely brothers and my sweet sister.

I thank my beautiful readers and the lovely people of Nigeria ... MAY God continue to bless you all.

And today, I remember my Late Cousin and Roommate, Nkiruka Anthonia Ikeanyionwu (The only surviving child of my mother's late sister) who was killed during Biafra protest on the 2nd day of December, 2015, while on her way to Onitsha to get her school fees receipt, I pray that God through his infinite mercy welcomes you into his eternal glory.

And to the the entire "blogosphere" may God continue to strengthen us all!! The reward for hard work is more work!! May we never get tired of using the internet!!! ... Lol.

Thank you Nairaland , Ever grateful.

CC - Lalasticlala

Baloselly:
With the way things are going you'll need to teach your child all three major Nigerian languages

nijaomegacode:
...but you take style stupid o. No be you say you know her VERY well? Make ah tell you her name because you be Jalacalscap? mumu

nijaomegacode:
Wow! You got it right!

nijaomegacode:
You do? interestingment! To confirm if you're saying the truth answer these two questions: Which state is the girl now and What is her name?

nijaomegacode:
A girl in the choir who obviously has a crush on me came for night vigil. She came with her boyfriend who is a drummer. When I say the guy,(since he is new in our choir,) I went to say "hi" to him but he was kinda hesitant to greet me. His friend too did the same.
The interesting thing is that this girl( who never mentioned the existence of this boyfriend to me) will look at me a bit and return her attention to her boyfriend until he left then she came over to me and flirt a bit.
When the guy left I went to her (in front of other instrumentalists) and told that her voice is sweet and I feel like kissing her but it just because of where we are. The girl smile and laughed and said "it is God."
After the program, I asked her why she didn't introduce me to her boyfriend (which I learnt about his existence that night because her brother told me that the guy is not a new comer but his sister's bf) but she kept quite and made conscious effort to change the topic. After the encounter we had with her, she began to ignore me.
Girls are so confusing. Why will a girl act this way? Maybe she thinks I can be used as a spare tyre right? What do you think?

phililp:
relax and keep calm... its worth it. its no scam. just be sure u loaded enof to make it through za boot camp.

andela is for real.
so goodluck fella..

auntysimbiat:
Hmmm

emerem:
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auntysimbiat:
hmmm... na xo

Evablizin:
Mehn,truly everything God created is beautiful and wonderful,i would'nt mind having dis animal as a pet,biko make una tell d girl to bring dis cute animal to me.wonders shall never cease as long as Naija is concerned

Built2last:
Baba Buhari is at home and the cabal is looting us dry. We shall soon find out when the coast is clear.And they so disempower Osinbanjo that they would not let him deliver the May 1st speech at workers day rally in Abuja. They cannot afford for him to look so presidential. They know the whole nation knows Buhari is terribly ill and they know the constitution made it a joint ticket so Osinbajo can function at times like these. Yet, the cabal are so powerful they would not even let a VP read a speech on TV and look like a president. VP is rather in Lagos speaking in a church event. They rather send a perm sec to go represent the president when his vice is arround ....

As it stands, we don't even know if PMB is still alive...They can code him alive till May 29th but if he fails to appear on democracy day. Nigerians should get ready for what is coming.

cosmatika:
If your boss pays you N30,000 per month, assuming you decided to save all without touching a dime, it will take you 36 months to make N1million. (Did I hear you say 3years?) Absolutely!

On the other hand, if you can convince an organisation like Dangote Group, to print and supply 5000 umbrellas to them (to be used as souvenirs) and you make just N200 profit per umbrella, in just one day you must have made N1million.

What about becoming a billionaire, that's where it gets crazy!
OK, now let's increase your pay to N1,000,000 per month and you decide to save all without touching a dime.

In a year, you must have saved N12million.
It will take about 84 years before you can make N1billion.

(Please subtract your current age).

On the other hand, Nigeria has a population of about 200 million people.

If you can supply salt to just 12million, once in a month and you make just N200 from each person supplied, in one year, you must have made N2.9billion.

This shows that to become rich, you have to stop talking to bosses and start talking to clients.

You have to stop thinking inside the box and even stop thinking outside the box.

Yes..."The box" is still a limitation.
You have no idea what your mind is capable of, do you?

This is what you have to do.

SET YOUR MIND FREE AND THINK LIKE THERE IS NO BOX AT ALL.........

The possibilities are endless...

Kockane:
ABU has an online distance learning program. You an look it up. I'm currently running mine there and though it's still early stages, looks good thus far. All the best.

Kockane:
ABU has an online distance learning program. You an look it up. I'm currently running mine there and though it's still early stages, looks good thus far. All the best.

HRich:
Forget people's salary and Hustle for yours
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I refused to be a spy to people's salary when I can hustle