₦airaland Forum

iSufferFools:
It is the sole duty of our leaders to keep us asleep. That way, they get to milk us continuously and occasionally share 2 cups of rice to us just to keep us loyal.

I tell you, tribalism and religious bigotry have been the number gimmick of our leaders. Give us a leader who isn't programmed along the lines of religious bigotry, ethnic sentiment and nepotism and see the sporadic change that will happen in Nigeria.

nepapole:
So she get tattoo for nyansh.

oselydia:
my photocopy

amyzon:
It started yesterday afternoon when my husband took me to the hospital to pick up my family planning pills with our 2 months old baby. To cut the story short, I went into d midwife's office alone to pick d pill , ask questions and get answers.

Inside the midwives office was a very young doctor who got involved in all my discussion with the midwife. Alone the line, the midwife went out to pick something and at that moment the young doctor asked me for my number, I gave him a wrong number .

So when we got home I told my husband about it. He got angry , started attacking me about it , my husband said giving the doctor a number at all was me insulting him, that it doesn't matter if it was a wrong number or not .

Truth is, I'm not the type to insult a guy who approached me, I always give wrong number. I have been apologising to my husband since yesterday even when I totally don't think I did something wrong , Yet he is still boiling up. Pls I need to understand what I did wrong cos I don't think I did something wrong.

mazizitonene:
u are always on my mind.....

Game don scatter

Ontarget:
Every animal shouldn't be food oga. You want to eat cow, goat, fish, snail, grass cutter, bush rat, tortoise, chicken, snake, dog, termites, crab, alligator, hippopotamus etc. And when you finish eating them and they go extinct what next? Eat human?

SmartMugu:
Why must everything be killed in Nigeria? Why do many countries prefer to keep certain animals alive, yet we keep killing and eating same animals some countries think should be preserved.
Are that hungry? Are we that backward?
The outside world already thinks we are savages no matter our levels of education, exposure and experience, why make them think they're right with acts like this?

Talk2Bella:
if you're in Lagos I can supply you day old layers from ibadan

webincomeplus:
Start by asking yourself what you have to offer. Is it your knowledge or experience in a line of business that many people are willing to learn? Is it your zeal for researching interesting information and sharing with others? Is it your interest on a topic that you think many other people are always interested in?

By answering the above question, you'd be able to decide what niche or subject you want to blog about. Whatever your choice is, be sure that it's a topic that many people are interested in. Also decide whether you want a blog that is catered to only Nigerians or to a global audience.

Your next step is to set up your blog, preferably on WordPress -- for too many reasons than I can list out here.

Then conduct some keyword research to figure out the exact kind of information in your niche that people are looking for. This will help you to attract a huge audience quickly enough. But if you're going into news (entertainment news, sports news, etc.), this might not be necessary.

Start publishing posts on your blog.

Then start working your tail off to get traffic from any means -- sensible means, I mean. You can tap traffic from other blogs, social media, Whatsapp, and online forums like Nairaland. I would've loved to go into the technical details of how to get traffic from these platforms, but I don't have the time right now.

Arrange a way to turn your first-time visitors into repeat visitors by creating a mailing list or any other avenue through which they can get updates each time you publish new stuff on your blog. There are no rules regarding this. You can use a Facebook group, Whatsapp group, Twitter, BBM Channel, a custom Android app, and the default subscription module that comes with the WordPress Jetpack plugin.

Never stop reading authority blogs about blogging to learn more about the art as well as strategies for growing your blog over time. Also, don't underestimate the power of connecting with other bloggers.

When your audience grows to a decent size, start considering monetization: Adsense, affiliate marketing, creating and selling your own products, offering freelance services, etc.

This post isn't meant to be a complete guide on blogging, so I didn't go into the technical details of each step. To learn more about each step, simple put the relevant query in Google, and you'd get more results than you need.

I hope this help.

Softorgasm:
prophecy prophecy prophecy..
drop a post and i will prophecy for you.. (I'm serious)
I'm really serous, if you want to know about your tomorrow, then drop a post and let me shock you.

SalomonKane:
This was how the Yar'Adua saga started.

prolove22:
2face na coward. that why fela's massage My
people self dey fear too much� We fear for the
thing we no see�We fear for the air around
us�We fear to fight for freedom We fear to fight
for liberty�We fear to fight for justice�We fear to
fight for happiness�We always get reason to fear
We no want die, we no want wound� We no
want quench, we no want go�I get one child,
mama dey for house�Papa dey for house, I want
build house�I don build house, I no want
quench�I want enjoy, I no want go, ah

Mrbigman1:
Anunty shutup u idiot. Even europian fear ur veil, everyone fears ur covering, so why single out the Igbos?

U act so holy and what have u not, what do u and ur people do to Igbos up north? It's an untold story, no one should talk till they hear the other side.

Your own is just oral harassment and u re crying. We get assault, we re called "iyamiri baban doya uba daya kakan gwoma"

We dnt move freely up north no matter how long it is u ve stayed or how deep ur tongue is to the language. We dnt go to night vigil cos ur chances of returning is slim, u can drink alcohol and be save.

Igbos re just managing to stay up north cos cost of living is very low compared to down south, fixing in will be difficult for a family that's why u see people still pretend to b Dia.

Nonsense girl. Even Lagos is banning veil cover and u re in the East ranting.

As trump ban una, d world no go hear word, but una ban jew from entering una countries with death penalty, why Jews people never full street?
The reverend father is human, I even think say na assault him assault u.

Me too I hate yoruba more than anything, I like Hausa people sef, na dis Dia religious imbalance I no understand. Dey almost killed me back den.

stuffsabouttara:
lol. I'm not even in Lagos.

stuffsabouttara:
I want someone to take me for book shopping in any reputable bookshop in Lagos. A girl can dream right?

gadgetsngs:
Jump into all that without chosing a Niche , or you assumed He got one already? I represent http://www.gadgetsng.com/ , i can assist in real live if you need my assistance

ZIMDRILL:
you are too lazy just google you want to be spoon feed all the time
anything you want to know google
dont wait to be spoon feed

ogorwyne:
some of us just don't know how to start

brainpulse:
The major problem fighting the igbo race is enormous but the major is complexity issue. Though they are hard working, beautiful and industrious but with all they still believe they are not measured up with society. This has led them into many crimes and social vices and also made them have mechanical pride and ego (seeing themselves better off even in foolishness).

The mechanical pride and ego had also created and made them artificial enemies to all other tribes, their kins men, neighbors, their family members and even to themselves. They want to oppress at all cost even at the detriment of their soul or life.

They easily form caucus any and everywhere with the sole of alienating others and the first to shout stigmatization, ostracisation and the rest.

They need to see beyond complexity and see others the way they want to be seen and take others as families and also ready to work with others.

brainpulse:
The major problem fighting the igbo race is enormous but the major is complexity issue. Though they are hard working, beautiful and industrious but with all they still believe they are not measured up with society. This has led them into many crimes and social vices and also made them have mechanical pride and ego (seeing themselves better off even in foolishness).

The mechanical pride and ego had also created and made them artificial enemies to all other tribes, their kins men, neighbors, their family members and even to themselves. They want to oppress at all cost even at the detriment of their soul or life.

They easily form caucus any and everywhere with the sole of alienating others and the first to shout stigmatization, ostracisation and the rest.

They need to see beyond complexity and see others the way they want to be seen and take others as families and also ready to work with others.

autojosh:
Get confused occasionally when you see some automobile acronyms ?, we have got you covered .Yeah , we are doing acronyms today .

1. ABS
Antilock Braking System

2. A/C
Air-conditioning

3. ACC
Active Cruise Control

4. AFM
Active Fuel Management

5. ATC
Active Traction Control

6. AWD
All Wheel Drive

7. BHP
Brake Horse Power

8. CRD
Common Rail Diesel

9. CVT
Constant Velocity Transmission

10. DAC
Downhill Assist Control

11. DOHC
Double Overhead Camshaft

12. DSG
Direct Shift Gearbox

13. EBD
Electronic Brake Distribution

14. ECU
Electronic Control Unit

15. EDC
Electronic Damper Control

16. EFI
Electronic Fuel Injection

17. EGR
Exhaust Gas Recirculation

18. ELR
Emergency Locking Retractor

19. ESP
Electronic Stability Program

20. FSI
Fuel Straified Injection

21. FWD
Front Wheel Drive

22. GVW
Gross Vehicle Weight

23. HAC
Hill Assist Control

24. HID
High Intensity Discharge

25. kW
Kilowatt

26. LED
Light Emitting Diode

27. LHD
Left Hand Drive

28. LPG
Liquid Petroleum Gas

29. LSD
Limited Slip Differential

30. LWB
Long Wheel Base

31. NM
Newtonmetre

32. OEM
Original Equipment Manufacturer

33. PAS
Power Assisted Steering

34. PDC
Park Distance Control

35. RHD
Right Hand Drive

36. RPM
Revolutions Per Minute

37. RWD
Rear Wheel Drive

38. SAT -NAV
Satellite Navigation System

39. SWB
Short Wheel Base

40. SRS
Supplementary Restraint System

41. TDI
Turbo Diesel Injection

42. VGT
Variable Geometry Turbo

43. VIN
Vehicle Identification Number

44. VVT
Variable Valve Timing

……. and finally …….

45. ZEV
Zero Emissions Vehicle

I hope you were enlightened guys,have any you would like to add ? , don’t forget to share and comment .

By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/45-automobile-acronyms-and-their-meanings/

dacovajnr:
Well am back..........
I'm going to be 28 August and this girl is going to be 23 march and she's always proud of me.
Response: I thank God for Una 2 lives but who ask you?

I like it when she boosts my confidence..
I like it everytime she tells me "You can do it".
Response: She boosts your Confidence,Well anybody can Boost your confidence if given the chance. That she tells you"you can do it" means Celebrity Status awaits Her if you ever make it if not Sorry na ur case

She knows my too many flaws but she still believes in me.
Response: That she knows your flaw doesn't mean she won't use it against you if money finish

It's never a dull moment being around each other. Wow
Response: it will never be a dull moment until your moet turns Eva Table Water, you never make am now,yet u dey pop moet to impress a lady..if u cum make am nko?

As a young man, I've dreamt so big and if I no accomplish dem all, No be my mama born me.
Response: if you wan accomplish your Dream stop chasing anything that has Pussay and focus on making your Dream a Reality else you go turn Bastard
#BeGuided Egbon

youngram:
http://www.naijaram.com/2017/01/five-top-upcoming-yoruba-rappers-to.html?m=1

ebbie9ja:
Someone is missing on the list. Where is xpensive?

Braveryy:
Please I need answer, I don't want to waste this money on a chappy phone.

Thanks nairalanders