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HateU2:


I just feel like writing again . I think I need to drop my phone inside boiling water or where Gimme suggestions biko!

So, guys, do you always wonder why ladies here don't reply your pms Lemme leak out some secrets (naughtynaughty, I miss you badly ).


Personally, when a guy sends me a pm, the first I do is to check his profile(yes, we all do that).

1. An Abusive person: Imagine checking out a guy's profile and you discover he's the type that abuses virtually everybody here Some are so abusive that they go to the extent of abusing parents of other peeps on line ! Habah! How come are you expecting a lady to reply your pm It shows 'some' of the real you in life. Ladies admire guys that are MAN!

2. No photo: Well, it's not compulsory you post your pix here but we will like to see how you look like before we try to reply your pm. We have under-age kids here now.

3: No enough information: This is annoying. I checked a guy's profile who has been trying to send me pm for months now and I discover that no single info about this guy. He has been a member since 2014, no contribution on any thread, no siggy, no PT and no location!!! You wan make I follow 'ghost' chat ni . Mba! Bro! I no fit reply you oo.

4: Under age: we have age differences here, so we all know the age-type we wanna roll with. If merely looking at your pix(if you have any at all) you look too young for me to roll with, I won't reply you. Chikena! No offence .

5: Personality: I did not actually get a good title for this but you will get the info. I saw a thread yesterday where someone asked 'when is the right time to beat a woman'. You need to see how 'guys' are commenting ! How do you expect me to reply someone that supports beating/hitting a woman!!! It shows your personality offline and it's a huge turn-off biko!

Another point here is someone who is so regular in the 'ashewo joint' in the sexuality section trying to send a pm . You publicly announce that you patronise 'ashewos/oloshos' and you wanna be my friend No! Mba! We cant roll together(personal opinion thou) .

6: Childish behaviour: I have read so much here where guys will come and post chats here and even post pictures of what transpired between a fellow nairalander they met in real life. This kind thing gets dirty and at the end, that girl will have to deactivate simply because she could not take it. Not many ladies are strong enough to handle things strongly. It's very annoying guys! Grow up!


For now, that what I can say. If you like, bash me wella, e no concern me . Who bashing don epp

My ladies, I need to tell you also that it's not all guys that wants to date you if they send pms to you. In my first moniker, I actually met the blogger I'm working with here on NL. It was just a normal pm and he went straight to the point of wanting me to work for him. Simple! I used to write stories and poems in the literature segment then.
So, just look well before you leap(shey I'm correct sha).
It's still me H.A.T.E.U.2

mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.

I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight


He was ranting and saying all sorts like how wicked i was and how i abandoned him to die. I had to break it off immediately because he was beginning to sound like i was his mother and father joined together. The next relationship went quite the same way.


The guy sold my car and came up with stories of how he was robbed at onipanu by palm-grove. unfortunately for him, i had a tracker which had its own inbuilt battery, so when they disconnected the car battery thinking they have disabled the tracker, they gaffed. the car was subsequently tracked down to shagamu at a hotel managed by his cousin. these are just the few recent ones.

There are many more experiences that i wouldn’t bother you with but I am tired. the worst is that some will even want to move in with me because of the comfort of my place. Its really frustrating. My mum said i should stop driving but its nearly impossible for me to get around lagos without a car.


I simply stopped using the big cars and got a Toyota matrix and i even had to drive myself so it dosnt look like i am the one attracting the wrong men and scaring away the good ones yet i haven’t been lucky.


I am not looking for a millionaire, I just want a man with a little dignity and value not the ones who will start demanding for loans or come up with stories within months of how their visa was stuck or how their mother was diabetic and needed money for blood transfusion. I have heard a lot of such stories and i am tired.


I dont know if my mum is right that i am scaring away the right ones with my lifestyle. Honestly, i dont even live flamboyantly neither do I club. I am in my early 30’s and i really need to settle down.


Plz help me with ideas on how to stop attracting gold digging shameless men. As at now, 4 guys re on my neck including head of admin in my firm but they are all my subordinates and I don’t want a scandal. Thank u.

Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks

PrettyHausaGirl:
Dear nairalanders,
I know some may judge me and stuff but please let's leave the judgment for now.
I'm an undergraduate and I recently found out I'm 3 weeks pregnant for my boyfriend who works outside the country. We hd sex on the 1st and 2nd of this month when he visited. I cannot keep the baby and I informed him of it and my decision nd he was supportive. Problem is I have gotten misoprostol twice..had stomach ache but no discharge...I'm worried. The longer it goes the more dangerous it could become and I can't afford to let my parents know and I don't want a hospital removal.

Please I need suggestions on the most potent drug or mixture or method of removal please. Please don't insult me. Just help or move on.

BiafraBushBoy:
wld HV loved to, but its not my coy. whenever vacancy pops up, I will alert ya'all. Thanks bro..

BiafraBushBoy:
I write this with much urgency and anger inside me..

I am a young man in my early twenties and work as a management staff of a company. I have a driver that is it old enough to be my father's senior and I accord him due respect. But the problem is that he is not just doing his job in a professional manner..

He comes late to work, because I can manage and jump molue, so no need of him picking me from home.

Always complaining that he is bigger than driving his son's mate. But the truth is that I don't make him feel bad because as a guy man, I even sit in front with him and do other things just to create an atmosphere of respect for him. and because of this, l am always late for some business appointments.

He is not just focused on the job. And it has gotten to management's notice. So I was asked to run an appraisal on him...

But the truth is that.... he always tell me sometimes of how hard things are for his family and how he uses this Job to keep body and soul together...

Am kind of confused now, should I patch up for him, or give a correct report about him!!

I have now and tomorrow to report back.. Matured advice please!!

Consultant:
This is not an attempt to criticize you in anyway Funsho cause you're doing a great job here. I made a few changes to your letter, to make it sound better grammatically.

                                                                                 
                                                                           4, Asa street,
                                                                            Ikeja Lagos.
                                                                            Ist June,2006.

The Human resources Manager,
ABC Nigeria Limited.
4, Tom street, Ibadan
  Oyo state

Dear sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF CHIEF ACCOUNTANT

I read with extreme interest your advertisement in The Guardian Newspaper of May 30th 2006 for the post of Chief Accountant. I graduated from XYZ University with a degree in Accounting (2nd Class Honours, Upper Division). In addition I have a  Masters degree in finance, proffessional qualification (ACA), and many years of cognate experience.

I understand that this post requires a candidate with a strong analytical mind, a self starter who must be able to work with little supervision. I possess these attributes and they have served me well in the past - ensuring my rapid promotion by my previous employers.

I would appreciate an opportunity to interview with you and demonstrate to you first hand that i am an excellent fit for this position. You may contact me at the above address or through my telephone number 08038363655. I have also attached my resume for your perusal. Thank you for your time and consideration.

                                                                                  Yours faithfully,
                                                                                   Adekunle Olufunso
  ATT'D
  CV

Hillzy:
Lolz. I smell lies, so now u are telling us dat he was having se.x wit u n u where not aware until he wanted to erupt dat's when u take notice of him, when we know vividly dat he did not drug u or neither where u in d state of consciousness ur eyes was just close only, dat mean u are saying when is joystick was going in n coming out of u, u guyz tight did not touch or brush each other, madam go n look for someone else to buy dis story of ur's, be'cos if it for dis nigga here just know dat all dis tins u say are nothing but lies........

bolajiboi:
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Jadekitana:
Yes whenever something awkward happens I don't hesitate to run here to update. My bus stop was full this morning, buses were kinda scarce and yours truly didn't hustle for fuel during the weekend hence woke up very early to join the rush.

This dude neatly dressed, young should be between 27-28 came to join the crowd waiting,i noticed he was looking at me from behind, I just ignored him. Atlast an empty bus came and peeps were jumping into it, he didn't rush he was waiting for me to enter first so he could sit beside me and his plan worked. That's how this cretin started disturbing me throughout, at a time he was touching my hand like a pervert.Someone dropped, he refused to go to the back!

I was trying to be polite but he was becoming annoying,he brought out his phone for me to type my number,i refused. He started sweating and became desperate! He then slipped his complimentary card in my hand,he was a banker in one of these old generation banks(name withheld) he continued begging to get my digits, I ignored. Something told me to take a quick peep at his phone! I saw Wifey1 and wifey2 I just laughed inside me.

I dropped at law school bus stop, this dude dropped as well. Mind you,he was supposed to drop at sandfill bus stop, but insisted he could always get keke anywhere. When I noticed he wasn't ready to stop, I had to let the venom out!
I asked if he was married, he said no!
If he had kids,he said no.
I then asked if it was his mums number he stored as wifey,or do they commit incest in their family. He was shocked!! I asked him to open his phone and go to dialled numbers. He said no need to do that. I then told him to respect his new marriage if he doesn't need insults from me. He started smiling and finally said babe you are sharp, how did u peep into my phone to see that. To my shock he brought out his wedding ring from his wallet and slipped it on his finger and said "common babe I wouldn't be the first, I just like you and wanna have something with you, stop acting like an Fbi agent.I'm still young,trust me you would enjoy my company" He had the guts to be smiling and giggling like what he did was funny.

I brought out his card and politely gave it back to him, entered keke and left because if I had stood there one more minute that dude would have collected a dirty slap.

*although it pained me sha, he was cute *

ministeriallist:
The tree of life is different from the tree of knowledge of good n bad. The tree of life was meant to make Adam n Eve to live forever while the the tree of the knowledge of good n bad is to show their obedience to their creator as the one with the right to rule.
The tree is not the only one in the garden. There were many variety of trees good for food in the garden, so it was easy for them to have obeyed the law of their creator. The creator only want them to decide whether they want to obey Him n live or disobey n die.

lahit14:
Where?

lahit14:
If I may, who forbade it? U wana see the real animal in ur woman, do it in her period. If u can't handle the blood coming out of dat hideous hole like some1 said, consider doin it in the shower.

onoerime:
I have said all to pester her and go to her family. She refused. She said it is a shame on her that in short she is not moving an inch. I cant force her to leave. I have seen so many couples staying for some years before performing the marriages rites.

whirlwind7:
rescueteam...do you know what the definition of "a worthless piece of crap" is?

Well, go stand in front of a mirror and take a look. That's right. What you see while looking at your image is an apt definition.
I thought anyone who is married and has raised two kids would at least have a level of maturity, but thank you for making me have a rethink.

First all, she's related to you, and she sleeps alone in a separate room. You had to sneak in there and take pictures to post online, and ask for help. Yeah, you need help all right-a psychiatric evaluation.

There is nothing wrong in sleeping in the nude. Even much healthier for women to sleep without undies. I guess your phantom wife never realized or even shared this all too common knowledge with you.

Please, get a life, and stop being an asswipe. She isn't tempting you. Your horribly dirty mind is concocting it's own excuse for an 1ncest. What a pervert.
You make me sick.

***Modified.
After this pervert tried to justify his actions, he came back to this thread and removed the pictures he uploaded. They were pics of his cousin sleeping naked in bed.
tell me what matured, self respecting human specimen would sneak into a room occupied by his cousin while sleeping at night, and take pictures of her to post online, just to prove that he was being tempted! For goodness sake, you invaded her privacy. Asswipe!
Would you consider sex with your younger sister if you meet her sleeping naked in her room? Would you even consider taking pictures of her? If your answer is no, what makes that action justified with your uncle's daughter?

You better delete those pictures from your phone too. Nobody will accept your sorry explanation that it was evidence to prove you were being tempted by her.

FlawlessRebirth2:
CANT YOU JUST TYPE IN PIDGIN?

FlawlessRebirth2:
CANT YOU JUST TYPE IN PIDGIN?

FlawlessRebirth2:
CANT YOU JUST TYPE IN PIDGIN?

FlawlessRebirth2:
CANT YOU JUST TYPE IN PIDGIN?

eyinjuege:
But how can a father who loves his child place a curse on him??
Unbelievable!