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Consultant:
This is not an attempt to criticize you in anyway Funsho cause you're doing a great job here. I made a few changes to your letter, to make it sound better grammatically.

                                                                                 
                                                                           4, Asa street,
                                                                            Ikeja Lagos.
                                                                            Ist June,2006.

The Human resources Manager,
ABC Nigeria Limited.
4, Tom street, Ibadan
  Oyo state

Dear sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF CHIEF ACCOUNTANT

I read with extreme interest your advertisement in The Guardian Newspaper of May 30th 2006 for the post of Chief Accountant. I graduated from XYZ University with a degree in Accounting (2nd Class Honours, Upper Division). In addition I have a  Masters degree in finance, proffessional qualification (ACA), and many years of cognate experience.

I understand that this post requires a candidate with a strong analytical mind, a self starter who must be able to work with little supervision. I possess these attributes and they have served me well in the past - ensuring my rapid promotion by my previous employers.

I would appreciate an opportunity to interview with you and demonstrate to you first hand that i am an excellent fit for this position. You may contact me at the above address or through my telephone number 08038363655. I have also attached my resume for your perusal. Thank you for your time and consideration.

                                                                                  Yours faithfully,
                                                                                   Adekunle Olufunso
  ATT'D
  CV

Hillzy:
Lolz. I smell lies, so now u are telling us dat he was having se.x wit u n u where not aware until he wanted to erupt dat's when u take notice of him, when we know vividly dat he did not drug u or neither where u in d state of consciousness ur eyes was just close only, dat mean u are saying when is joystick was going in n coming out of u, u guyz tight did not touch or brush each other, madam go n look for someone else to buy dis story of ur's, be'cos if it for dis nigga here just know dat all dis tins u say are nothing but lies........

bolajiboi:
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Jadekitana:
Yes whenever something awkward happens I don't hesitate to run here to update. My bus stop was full this morning, buses were kinda scarce and yours truly didn't hustle for fuel during the weekend hence woke up very early to join the rush.

This dude neatly dressed, young should be between 27-28 came to join the crowd waiting,i noticed he was looking at me from behind, I just ignored him. Atlast an empty bus came and peeps were jumping into it, he didn't rush he was waiting for me to enter first so he could sit beside me and his plan worked. That's how this cretin started disturbing me throughout, at a time he was touching my hand like a pervert.Someone dropped, he refused to go to the back!

I was trying to be polite but he was becoming annoying,he brought out his phone for me to type my number,i refused. He started sweating and became desperate! He then slipped his complimentary card in my hand,he was a banker in one of these old generation banks(name withheld) he continued begging to get my digits, I ignored. Something told me to take a quick peep at his phone! I saw Wifey1 and wifey2 I just laughed inside me.

I dropped at law school bus stop, this dude dropped as well. Mind you,he was supposed to drop at sandfill bus stop, but insisted he could always get keke anywhere. When I noticed he wasn't ready to stop, I had to let the venom out!
I asked if he was married, he said no!
If he had kids,he said no.
I then asked if it was his mums number he stored as wifey,or do they commit incest in their family. He was shocked!! I asked him to open his phone and go to dialled numbers. He said no need to do that. I then told him to respect his new marriage if he doesn't need insults from me. He started smiling and finally said babe you are sharp, how did u peep into my phone to see that. To my shock he brought out his wedding ring from his wallet and slipped it on his finger and said "common babe I wouldn't be the first, I just like you and wanna have something with you, stop acting like an Fbi agent.I'm still young,trust me you would enjoy my company" He had the guts to be smiling and giggling like what he did was funny.

I brought out his card and politely gave it back to him, entered keke and left because if I had stood there one more minute that dude would have collected a dirty slap.

*although it pained me sha, he was cute *

ministeriallist:
The tree of life is different from the tree of knowledge of good n bad. The tree of life was meant to make Adam n Eve to live forever while the the tree of the knowledge of good n bad is to show their obedience to their creator as the one with the right to rule.
The tree is not the only one in the garden. There were many variety of trees good for food in the garden, so it was easy for them to have obeyed the law of their creator. The creator only want them to decide whether they want to obey Him n live or disobey n die.

lahit14:
Where?

lahit14:
If I may, who forbade it? U wana see the real animal in ur woman, do it in her period. If u can't handle the blood coming out of dat hideous hole like some1 said, consider doin it in the shower.

onoerime:
I have said all to pester her and go to her family. She refused. She said it is a shame on her that in short she is not moving an inch. I cant force her to leave. I have seen so many couples staying for some years before performing the marriages rites.

whirlwind7:
rescueteam...do you know what the definition of "a worthless piece of crap" is?

Well, go stand in front of a mirror and take a look. That's right. What you see while looking at your image is an apt definition.
I thought anyone who is married and has raised two kids would at least have a level of maturity, but thank you for making me have a rethink.

First all, she's related to you, and she sleeps alone in a separate room. You had to sneak in there and take pictures to post online, and ask for help. Yeah, you need help all right-a psychiatric evaluation.

There is nothing wrong in sleeping in the nude. Even much healthier for women to sleep without undies. I guess your phantom wife never realized or even shared this all too common knowledge with you.

Please, get a life, and stop being an asswipe. She isn't tempting you. Your horribly dirty mind is concocting it's own excuse for an 1ncest. What a pervert.
You make me sick.

***Modified.
After this pervert tried to justify his actions, he came back to this thread and removed the pictures he uploaded. They were pics of his cousin sleeping naked in bed.
tell me what matured, self respecting human specimen would sneak into a room occupied by his cousin while sleeping at night, and take pictures of her to post online, just to prove that he was being tempted! For goodness sake, you invaded her privacy. Asswipe!
Would you consider sex with your younger sister if you meet her sleeping naked in her room? Would you even consider taking pictures of her? If your answer is no, what makes that action justified with your uncle's daughter?

You better delete those pictures from your phone too. Nobody will accept your sorry explanation that it was evidence to prove you were being tempted by her.

FlawlessRebirth2:
CANT YOU JUST TYPE IN PIDGIN?

FlawlessRebirth2:
CANT YOU JUST TYPE IN PIDGIN?

FlawlessRebirth2:
CANT YOU JUST TYPE IN PIDGIN?

FlawlessRebirth2:
CANT YOU JUST TYPE IN PIDGIN?

eyinjuege:
But how can a father who loves his child place a curse on him??
Unbelievable!

eyinjuege:
But how can a father who loves his child place a curse on him??
Unbelievable!

eyinjuege:
But how can a father who loves his child place a curse on him??
Unbelievable!

WebSurfer:
Igbo KWENU !!!!!!

dotun4luv:
As at the time of typing this (12:41am) my girl is still in his room, confirmed myself.

flokii:
@OP
na Hit..
but wait o.. you be officer or cadet?
still dnt knw abt these fancy outfits.. I prefer camouflage

Gentle034:
that doesnt look like a prison

danieloy4:
This is a satellite prison owned by the Nigerian Prison Service in gwantu Kaduna state.
Are we not in a wonderful country? Wonder what kind of inmates would be locked up in this

Jhosh:
Even people wey no get youtube link for phone go dey say..

Nice one"so hilarious"..

tonychristopher:
How can a man that said he is a son disobey his parents just because of woman toto...people no get shame again ! Nawa

This is crazy

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funnynation:
*lubbish* He neva wan marry.. Wetin be osu for these modern age? We all originated from Adam and Eve. Go on with your marriage arrangment but try to talk to them the way they will understand, you can equally involve ur Pastor or Rev. Fr. Let me see beta girl and my ppl go tell me say na Osu. The funny part be say na only for Igbo land dis Osu things dey rain. If say the guy wan marry Yoruba or sombody from another state, will they think of Osu of a thing?





Nairaland official comedian

cruzita:
what lubbish!!!even as a woman,my father can never tell me who or who not to marry .in this days,never !!!!!