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Guy u have got my ribs cracked wit dat Naija police pics.
I swear if you see those American Police,u will want to be a Policeman.

GSM calls are now charged per brain size, u are so lucky u can now make free calls.

most times i lose my keys, so i just break in. Itz quite painful i know

@ben20001
I know you are still laughing, it is a dooo
@pomde sorry run mad ooh romade
i com and think of what to call you

i am still laughing, it is a funny

i wud say my prayas, wetin man go do

There was this man, he come and marry a wife and they did their wedding in the church and they come and born a child, the child come and grow up and born anoda child, wait let me remember the ending, i come and forget

(Hisses and walks away)

LMFAO
Thats tight.However, the Ibo woman lamenting over an Unsigned Cheque, men thats a NO NO

i are they fine ooh.the weather is lookring rainish here ooh

That is being PROACTIVE. Nna men, some people didn't have light to watch the stuff so they can watch it now,

My people how unu dey?

My people, u are still here, i twas thoughting they have closing our topic.
where are chioya and the rest, it was lecturing time

See all these girls, btw the guy & d lady who should hav more choices about their spouses.
Even the short ones are looking for Tall guys, the obese ones are looking for tall & toned guys.
Lux that managed to escape being a dwarf too is routing for a tall guy.
Ladies of 28yrs & above won't have much specs abt their boos, i don't blame these teens

I am off to the Gym, got to add some muscles,

The Benue Tradition whereby you visit a friend and you are offered their wive or daughters as kola. Men i won't mind visiting like 7 friends per day. love that culture, spread the zzzzzing

shhhhhhhhhhhh
i have a secret, i am a very hardened criminal and i think i need to be in a tight prison. Pls don't tell the authorities please cos the last time i was inside the prison i vandalized it.

ughhhhhh i heard this joke like 5 years ago.sucks big time.

I do look at women in a way that my girl wud not notice my stare. e.g a pretty girl walking from my right, she is so cute i just have to stare and ravish her wit my eyes but my girl is right beside me she has seen her too and trust women, they wan2 c how u will react.Simple, i look to my left and wait for her to cross to that side such that she walks into my view and not the other way. Or i simply find a fault to criticize her, trust women she will join me in critisizing her while i fulfill my LOOKERY needs.

A little went to his teacher and said "Madam, i think i should be in Pry 3", the teacher asked why and he replied My elder sis is in Pry 4 and i am more brillant than she is. So the teacher took him to see the principal and after discussing with the Principal the boy was asked to come in and answer some question which would determine if is to remain at Pry 1 or not.
P------what is 3 by 3
S------ 9
P------What is 6 by 6
S------36
After a couple of more questions, the principal decided to allow the boy to move on to Pry 3 but the teacher said she has some more questions for the boy
T=====what is it u hav in your pants,but i don't hav?
S=====em em emmm Pockets
T=====what is it that a man does standing, a woman does squatting, while a dog does with 3 legs on the ground?
S=====emmm Shaking hands
T=====what is it that a cow has four but i have just two,
S=====hmm hmme em Legs

after a couple of more similar questions and answers, the Principal interrupted "pls send this boy to the University, even me myself i got the last 10 questions wrong.

men that joke was tight but am only 10 yrs old hope i didn't those tins.

I thought a joke should be followed by cracks and compliments then by another joke, in that sequence not that after one joke the rest is lame talks and jibs, NL is getting bleeping boring,

so fucking what. no be humanbeings dey enter am

LMAO. datz a true nigerian.

pls which company is this