thank you all for your birthday wishes and prayers.
@yysl
how much do i pay for the prayer?
@gabrywy
watz dat a picture of u at birth, men u give dat money tough time ooh, see that your big head.

Big up to everyone in the house. Guess what,
today is my Birthday, thank God for adding one more fruitful year to my life, i say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my fellas born on a great day (DEC 16 ).
God bless every Nairalander.
Merrrrrrrrrrrrrry Christmas in advanceeeeeeeeeeee

na warri pastor be that, i swear

Sexy eye contacts
when she looks at me with an expression of "U are all i need write now"
i like ladies that can freely express themselves and can talk dirty, then turn me on instanta.

ehen e don tay since i yarn. i just dey dey watch una as una just de yarn de go
i hail all of una ooh
@ poster
what was your reaction when he was sucking ur booby?
where you eehnn or ooohn?
what size of booby do you have small.medium or XL?
after the incident, did you still feel like he was sucking you?
If ur answer to this questions is in the affirmative, then u be ASHEWO

what kind of advice were you expecting from nlanders, that you shd snatch the nipple sucker from ur sista or you should enjoy the thrill while it last.
Girl u beta know wat u are doin, u are old enof to know that its wrong buts sometime it cud be fun playn such games to see if u can get away with it.

Anyhow if na d way the guy sucked you that is gbakalinnng your head, i swear i can do beta, infact i will milk you.

men that guy go f**k craze comot for that woman head, she neva see prick.

@ romance abi romade. u are madding. U dat is just a schoolchildren, u are tolding ur teacher that he canting speak good english, does u know i graduated with 1st classroom in English from canbridge, u beta minding ursef.

@oda school pikins
can we start the lecturing

i is came again, where has all this me pupils go to.doesn't u all know that proff is come.where is chioya and the rest

It means you are getting outdated.

Even the topic is wrong"if i was a boy" , sister it should have been "if i were a boy".
@topic if u were a boy, u won't get a girlfriend,ask ur momma why.

and she ended up in your fathers bed.
you no get work ooh.

@jaggy
are you deafen, instead of u to said u doesn't understand queens english u are said i can't speak gud eglish, mining ur sef
@ chioya
i am not capabling of been ur principal, infact in my school days in oxford sec . sch, i was gaving d head girl and sports person i was highly respect in d sch.I doesn't blame u . you are lucking to meeting aan intellect like me
@ ademiller
i knowing u are a area man , so have no plate here but radar in the garage.
(hisses and closes window)

naija guys no dey carry last at all

this childrens are always disturb the piece in these house.didn't u have any oda tin to do.
Chioya kpa chanyara gi ooh.enough is enoughn.
i av spake my mind.

@ abbygal
sure cocks like mine do taste like sugar if not why shd all d bitches i have screwed keep saying uuh uuh sugar cane lover
am sure u will say the same

in d toilet

who are this man who come out to shout up agentina, is she is a mad man?
to all my fellow grammarians, how does u?

@mykali
why accusation d poor girl.Told us now, since you coming to this thread ,hasn't ur english improving.
people should appliciate when ones is spoke good english

no foughting in d house and no causing. u all should learn how to lespect each another oooh.i am reli happying in d way you students are now spoking ploper englis.it shown i is doin a good job.pls kept up the good spoking.

the guy just dey laff like jackal, see all my laugh don finish now borrow borrow.

@c base
i shall advicing u not to brought your girlie friend to dat man Tufe ooh, from whats i saw he is anacondaish, he will gave ur chick bow leg ooh.
But u can brought her to me, i willi done a proper job

how much una go pay for thorough lecture?

All yahoo yahoo shall have their fair share in the fire that burneth forever.

men u guys got my ribs apart. Am d kind of guy that can really "form" especially when there are girls around (as fine boy concern). so i was looking so fly in my T-shirt and Jeans at the campus park waiting for a lift when suddenly a girl looking in my direction said "i like ur dress sense" i said "thank you" only for she to say "sorry, not u but the guy behind you.I was so embarrased, felt like plucking off her two left legs.

see levels ooh.see howguys just dey give chikala conditions.men i bow 4 una, una 2 much,denzel washington,even tim brad no reach una.If na fine girl now, u na go just dey release phone no, house address, e-mail ad even pager id.nothin do una, na una time

i was back now.Who say we should stopping this talk? is the person madding.Abeg fellow grammarins expless ursef joo

@desorlah
why spoil my sight with dat disgusting pics, granma sef no wan relax

na ur sweet hrt be this abi. fine girl jam fine boy.notin do una

the lecturing is aboted to start,where is the students now. is like u people doesn't like eglish class ooh.hully up now

you people shant fighted now, u can registered on d intranet before d date closing.I willi given free tutoring to nairalanders esp girls, so chioya legister quickling ooh