nitwit, can't be a naija boy

verily i say unto u, flesh nor blood didn't reveal this to ur but rather baba God. Nice remix

pikin wey sey im mama no go rest, dat pikin too no go rest

hmm, dirty minds

Person wey come Bleep must come with clean prick ooh.
No be today yansh don dey for back

A boy who just inherited one of his late father's wife was always pounding her seriously so she said to the young man
This tink wey dem dey call t*t* dem no dey reach the end na so ur papa die put sey him wan see the endn.

My own luv(do i really luv) wears a bifocal lens, infact it is proactive in nature , it anticipates everything and nothing will ever be a surprise to it, The best way to have a safe heart in a relationship is to go through it with a mindset that it might just end d next second making sure that u take much more than u give so that there will be no regret, I know there are Playerhaters in here , they can LICK MY WHITE ASS,for all i care.

@ jazmelbaf
where in s/l and wat is the price like

Just spot that girl who u like and who also steal glances at you, walk u to her with a smile and be composed, stare into her eyes and just give a nice compliment, after that watever comes to ur mind tell her but don't be in a rush to tell her i Luv U,always show that you are in control of the conversation and don't be too tense, beats of luck

I wish all Nigerian girls cud learn to be humble and not unnecessarily harsh when a guy approaches them. I admire girls who play hard to get albeit in a matured way not just wanting to be rude. Some of them make all kind of rude gestures and remarks when a guy approaches them (e.g not in d mood, pleaseeeeeeeeee let me just be with a long hiss and some will say am not ur type) but in the end u find out that these particular set of girls are just empty cans that have been laid in high and low places. If u walk up to a lady who u r seeing for the first time and u eventually get her No after a little chat doesn't mean she is cheap, she might even agree to a date with you and trust we guys,different thoughts start floodn into our minds like "she's sprung on me", "she's cheap" et al. but that is a big lie (from personal experience), Her being chatty and free with u only shows her level of maturity,exposure and accomodative spirit.
So for the ladies who think when u act rude or exhibit those non challant attitude towards a guy who says hi is a way to prove "am not cheap" shd have a rethink for there are various ways to tell a guy off in the most polite and friendly manner, Sometimes i wish God cud change the setting so that the ladies will do the Chyking and the guys will accept or reject, i swear we go show this ladies shege, especially people like D-Reloaded, i will make her beg on her knees at third mainland bridge b/4 hearing whatever trash she has to say.

Went to visit my Girl, she wasn't at home but her cousin said she was around, the little girl later saw her at the opposite building and pointed her to me , i walked closer where she cud see me and expected her to walk up to me , she didn't, i looked at the direction and saw her sitting wit a guy she always tells me "he is only a friend". I asked the little girl to go call her for me, it took her like 20 mins to come , first she walked to the girl and scolded her ( i guess for revealing her ) then walked to me( i was with 2 of my guys), she excused me and just told me she cudn't talk to me now because her mum (who just came back from Jand) was around.I was so mad but didn't say a word.
She came to my place with her friend the next day, and i gave her the coldest shoulder i can ever give, she was so embarrased, told my friend a lot of shit and that it was over btw us.
She started calling me like a month later asking that we should 4get abt everyting that has happened.

Toasting is for the guys as acceptance/rejection is for the ladies,

U just want my attention.Admit it, Girl, and its urs

@d-reloaded
Hey, u sound like just one of those nitwits & wags that one has to contend with one this street.
beta grow up,GIRL.

Girls are different from Ladies,
A girl will always take ur HI to mean "this guys again"
A lady will respond to ur HI just like anyother pleasantry thrown to her.
I respect a lady who will listen to what ever a guy has to say and if not interested wud politely and maturely tell him NO.
I know this girl who i just wanted to help in my hood, she's always eyeing and wriggling her arse each time she sees me and i just pretend not to see her
One a good day i walked up to her and said HI, it took her like 20 secs to reply me, I was like I almost taught u were deaf.
I asked her name and she said she doesn't give her name to Strangers, I asked her if that was what her mother taught her and that even if she tells me her name, i can guarantee her i wud forget it the very next minute cos her name is as empty as she is, i walked away only to be told later by her friend that she said i was 2 Arrogant and i was feeling like a DENZEL WASHIGTON. I just told her friend that she is only a GIRL.

Guy, ladies in this zone don't subscribe to that kind of request ,instead they will give u d boot even though most of them hav past their prime and are in demurrage,
so guy don't expect any Good Chic to respond to this.

Guys sometimes i don't undastand them, we say girls are too long and front too much.Now a shawty says she wants friends and you guys are saying all kind of tins as if she is a slut or something.
@poster
Notin is wrong wit ur request, the interested and serious ones will show up while those who can't match u will keep blabbing.Go on girl,do ur tin.I wish u d best of luck.U can check out my profile.lol

their are only three things men talk about
Money
Women
sports
But women discuss men, men, men

This party stuff have been described severally but no headway.
we are all adults and fact that we go for each others' throat here doesn't mean we will display such hostility to each other at the party.The party will afford everyone to mix, interact and have fun with each other and the beach seems the perfect place.Imagine cute buddies inside bikinis and swim suit and koko inside boxers (just joking).
So please, party freaks, let us make this a reality,

when people won't post their pics ,how we go take know handsome and pretty ladies,
(frowns and walks away)

huh , , (express shock) , zooms off banging d door

reminds of good old gambling days, quick money

smart kids.LMAO

who knew-Pink

there are two things a man cannot hide
1) that his drunk
2)that he is in luv

hey guys, i want to hit the phone stores very soon, i need a phone with bad features, must have bt,cam,w-lan,3G complaint, preferably Samsung or Sony Ericsson. but it shd be quite affordable (not more than 30k).
Pls if u know the baddest fone in town ,hit me up, am waitin

what it takes to keep a man

men where hav u guys been, didn't know there was a zone like this where hackers like me flock
this celtel people have dealt with me severally such that i decided to leave them for God hand,
each time i find a new means of browsing free they will just cut me off after some weeks they they won't even connect me later even wen am ready to pay, but thank God i found you guys, its time to clamp back on them and MTN(they are proving to be too clever), pls how i can i sign up again for the free browsing.plssssssssssssssssssssssss

perilous

A day may start and end without a word from me but believe me, it can never end without me thinking of you.
it was so reassuring,

why is everyone crucifying the lady now, she was bold enough to put up her pics in her profile for everyone to see, admire and constructively criticize, but everyone is throwing tantrums at her, if una fine pass am , i challenge u to post ur picture,
@poster
don't mind them, monkey no fine but im mama like am

Soyinkas and achebes in the house,
don't discourage the poor boy, to pass english hard am