@sweet t
nice lines there, surly gonna apply them in my latest quest for a soulmate, my prob with ladies is that they make it so difficult for a guy that is interested in them even though they like the guy, am not the kind of guy with so much patience, am not d type that drools over a lady for so long, sometimes a feel i have a problem wit my relationship with ladies cos i am the reserved type but quite jovial, wat do u tink,
@ adeboo
checkd ur profile, nice pics but which of them are u

dr who

yeah, james hardley chase my dawg

Men u guys are so funny and romantic as well, i now have more romantic texts to thrill my shawtys,
My girl sent me this sometime
I WUD HAVE LUVD TO WRITE U A SYMPHONY,BETA STILL XPRESS MY LUV IN A MONOLOGUE, NO, NO , ADDRESS A PRESS CONFERENCE OR JUST OPEN MY MEMORABILA OF U AND ME,BUT MY HEAD FEELS SO EMPTY AND ALL I CAN TINK OF IS "I LUV YOU"

what is the most romantic text msg u have ever received or sent,
share with us , we could collate an sms encyclopedia
holla back

the closest thing like a womans period is ur salary
it comes once in a month
lasts 3,4 or 5 days
and when it is gone
you are bleeped


A man was pressed in at a cinema, he ran to the restroom without looking at the top of the door entrance and found himself in the ladies, a lady screamed" This is for the ladies" the man holding out his dick replied "this is also for the ladies".

thats meeeeeeeeeeeeee

@tessy baby
You know what u are looking for,
make i no talk am now sha

nice one.expect mine soon

nice concept, only that i was tinking about several girls at the same time.

this is one of the effect of women liberalization, in the good old days which woman would dare say such derogatory statement about de person who donated a rid so she come to life.
On behalf of the guys in nairaland i demand an unreserved apology for those insult even on your dad,brother,uncle,fucker, and after that u will be placed under house arrest in my domain, Guilty or not guilty.

@poster, do u have a boyfriend?

two igbo smokers missing themselves, eeh

i would luv 2 meet Amerie. I just luv everything little thing about her.
Hey Amerie you have a big admirer here, holla back Babygirl.

otokoto gattuso

wonder shall never end, is it the way and manner of proposing that matters or that your friend has finally found someone who will give her a new surname, she had better run back to demand anoda consideration from the guy if not she go enter duemorage,
perhaps the guy for climb mount kilimanjaro then ask her to close her big eyes and then slot the kini into her,

king

i think u are over ripe now and i am with my arrow and bow, so what next

@ ituen, tanks for sacrificing your goat as his last fuckmate, but u didn't tell us how u will end up , probably under a koko or something

@webdezzi, let me guess , in d wild wild zoo with ur fellow chimps

men you guys got my ribs cracking,

@diakim u are always criticizing and antagonizing, has everyone seen the original version? even u urself do u tink u are an original version? Public notice is what u are always seeking

If people should die according to their proffession. what do u tink would be d cause of their death,

Politician-Assasination

Policeman-Swear

Insurance Man- Fire disaster

Prostitute-sex

Teacher-cane

what do u tink,