chit chat my foot.if u are out of gas then BOUNCE

am a laundry man.Good at the job.i will leave wet and dampy.

am glading to told you that i have get an employment as english lecturing.in my accepted the offering i promise to making my students won the best English studint in the waec examining

You guys are boring me with ur dry talks.I tot the tread waz for jokes, wtf is all dis frizy frizy talks.

@ estbaby
by ur grammar u shall find ur type.God help u

@quickygirl
u name sounds like my kind of girl. if u are d quicky type, then me trip for u. so as we dey feel ourself so, make we just carry dey go.holla back girl

2 legs, 2 hands ,2 sexs, rain & sunshine, up & down, light & darkness.i use to wonder y every thing come in pairs until i met u. You complete my world.

another irrelevant alarm raiser.them say, my friend say , (hisses)

another irrelevant alarm raiser.them say, my friend say , (hisses)

this chidrens are wake up.how was una day?

@motorola abi motola
i doesn't blame u, when grammarians like us are talk, droped-out like will also spoke
which kain of skool did u gone to, u beta keepn quite before i am provoking

@chioya
u two, u are talk, u tink it was 4 every tommy, dink and harrisom
u beta mind your speakings

plz shat ap ur mouth all dis pikins.I having been try to concentrate in my job but all of una wudn't let me been.you keepn speaking useless eglish as if that u don't went to schhol.Dont dont ur uncle taught u how to spoke gud eglish.

Me and my girl argue over almost every thing, from fashion to sports to grammar jsut name, and then who stays on top during the act

Hmmm.When i was a virgin(i was just 5), when i see a womans boob, i ask my mum if i can handle it like i handle hers.

Virgin males only exist in imagination, he must have bleeped like a dozen females in his dreams or trance.Forget virginity jooooooooo

men.did people really say those tins on someones most memorable day.Men i will pounce on whoever says that on my W-day.

Perhaps we should call this tread AMEBO and GBEGBORO zone.
Am Luvn it.

awwwwwwww seen it before here on NL

men thats true

@CHIDI
men u too much. i tink its high time we akokaites tell oursef the truth.some of these campus chick just wan2 have fun at the expense of just any guy who is ready to throw the cash,they don't luv at all.If u are not the boxed up guy, men u can toast a girl throughout one session only to find out she is flirting wit one money-miss-road guy.as for me i hav ignored them but will definately come back for them WHEN I MAKE MY DOE then their song will be YOUR LUV IS WICKED.

U no get work ooh (hisses and slam d door)

I tot abt that one time but just cudn't face her reaction incase she frowns at that .I just bought her something else but this time i tink i will do just that,

Can't imagine what that will mean for sex-craved Nigerians.As for me i will just join a seminary for one year.yeahhhhhhhhh

men, that guy harsh ooh.

like father like son.

Men i want Spain to win. They are perennial underachievers but this time they will surely break that jinx.Up Blues sha

Men , very soon some guys go turn to professional date makers, see how big big grammar just dey fly comot for say person wan chyke babe.abeg na too much yarninn be that, just be ursef, a girl that is urs is urs.Gbam

(hisses and walks away)

a lady who can give it to me without hassles
a lady who will stipe even on d first night
a lady that cam make me forget i have exams 2morrow
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bring her on

Girls accept the blame for your protruding stomach if u have one and try out the suggestions posted by caring brodas in the house.Just don't build a hill out of this thread.

LMAO
I remembered back den, after asking a girl out and the razmatazz that follows, when she finally says yes, I always ask mysef what wud i say next, tinking abt it now ,it is just too funny.
@ thread
Some Girls use that line to show d guy that they are not cheap, to them "U can't ask me out and xpect me to just say YES".
I wish u cud see them after that Yarn, d way they will snore away at night(wen they shd pobably be tinking abt it), only to open their wide mouth d next time to say "After much tot i decided to give u a chance.
Any girl that tells me "I will tink abt you", i just conclude within me that she is mine already.If not, wat is there to tink abt , a NO is a NO and YES is YES, perhaps sayn "let's get to know each oda beta is a beta reply.

make una no crucify d guy naa
@ poster
But u sef yab ooh, which wan u com de tell us about d biscuit bone wey dey ur block, chop if u wan chop am instead to come dey tell us wetin we no already say Naija girls cheap, u want make dem cost abi,