that was a logical joke

Just $179.who do i pay the bills to.

If sorry can be monetized, u shd be a in millions now with all d sorry u hav gotten, but thatz not to be.
Rather brace up man, look inwards and you will find that perhaps this is the best thing that ever happened to you. You will survive definitely bro,just keep your head up and never give up,

@beyunce
most of the girls won't give u d chance to show ur feelings, they just deduce a pre-conceived idea about ur kind of person using fallable past experience to adjudge ur interest.Naija girls are too long, esp if u use the Mr. Formal method

Take it or leave it, big butts have effect even on the most civilized man on earth. how u look or mop at it depends on the size.
the bigger, the more u stare, i pity those flat butted ladies , some of them are right up here but i won't mention names,

Next joke pls.

Wrong number, pls check the number b4 u call again.I might be so nice next time.
(hisss) as if say na im call i go chop.
You beta think of beta things.

men see professional toasters ooh. our girls no need too much talk just flash the cash they will surrender to you. no long tin

so if two people dey Bleep, them go greet say "Eku bleeping ooh"
quite hilarious

Hope my girl will understand if i tell her we shd visit the Motherless babies home

this guy self, na Ashewos u com back from uk com yansh abi.
Even at that if u pay them good money oe for tdb u go get full option (romance Inclusive).
U mak small doe for there now u wan to dey f**k anyhow, Remember say Global Reccession dey ooh
@RAymond88
U beta withdraw that statement ooh. u no dey fear. Stupid guy

This girl Gabrywyl abi wetin dem dey call u self
You too dey do like say u be queen elizabeth sef, if every guy wey come across u like ur sometin u suppose go house dey tank GOD for him handwork no bi say u go com dey talk anyhow for here say we too dey fall in luv instanta, like noodles.
Som girls no body dey even price their market for months, u ar a lucky, i no fit shout
like dis gon, I LUV U

This is the apex of Joblessness in this our country.
Our leaders have to do something about this thing ooh, this idles should be kept busy so they can make gud use of their empty heads.

Always look good and never let a smile leave your face. You will get a lot of admirers to choose from, especially if you are pretty.
Generally guys like ladies who are sharp looking and bold without being arrogant .
You pass the wrong info when u dress like an afternoon harlot just to get attention.

@switch
U are just a empty barrel making so much noise.
For you to write such an epistle about one GOOD TEAM, shows how much u respect and rever them but you choose to cover it up with your arrongance,and unfair bias against the team.
One fact still remain that your stupid remarks can't rub off any shine from them, u are only one of those frustrated fan who we can't lose sleeo because of. Infact you don't exist.So Bleep off

BLUEEEEEEES FOR LIFE

u don start to they mumu dis 2009.
may your mumuness last, ise

men, i wish i have that kind of guts when i was 16. I had crush for some of my big sis friends who always come around and like handling me, u know how they do , calling u their husband and buying u little gifts, they thought i was too naive to understand what all that meant but men i wish i cud have them to myself,

Even DMX sang about it
"Why do good girls love bad guys"

@muza
sign me up.trust me i gat them beautiful girlz

any info, i have like three dates and i want to know the right places to be

Whats are the happening places this season.plz i dont want to be left out.
Nl pls download me

with one of my girlfriend.guess she just finished eating vegetable soup.she almost choked me up. i had to excuse myself and went to brush.uggh

after one piece of joke, all u read further are all junks, useless sidetalks and people who just want to be noticed online.
this joke section is getting f**king boring.
(hissess and walk away)

if u know wetin guys dey use ladies do(even married ones) for NYSC camp, u go know say u dey put yam outside for where goat dey.
u beta chop somtin make u know say at least u don register your kini inside, if not she go come back from camp like say notin enta inside am, u self go mumu dey wait till marriage. U beta open ur brain

wtf
are we supposed to laff at that.(hissess)

Men those jokes are tight.broke my ribs in the process