₦airaland Forum

lekjons:
ok..

It's good to dream big..
but the oil wells?.. chai!!

hahaha,
my dear 1saudi riyals is almost 750naira,
1bilion is 750bilion naira.
U kant even start imagining d world clas refinery i wud build 4 my oil wells....
D immunity is to cova me after d 12hr,
d 1milion dolars pension is to sit bak n enjoy,y my oil wels n refinerys kickof productn.
Gd mrn.
I did drim of dis in my slip

my baby did,does n will do,
bt i dnt av to wear rags to prove a point.
Wateva was in dat nylon can buy an okrika polo 4 120naira.
Infact any gal dat does dat is a selfish gal,n uncaring...

Eiyaa i dnt see d shoe?
Nyc gesture frm a priti gal.
But aswear dat guy must no buk like enstein

lekjons:
ur own sense pass igbo own sef..

i won't even call you a criminal, cos you're more than one

aint a criminal,
am just a very hard working dude,who wont pass up a smart opportunity ok.
U can c 4 urslf sum pipu chose to rob banks,n odas to slip,y yet sum wud tink of raping sum priti gals down d street.
Bro dats bin criminal!
I tot of a lifetime establishment!!!
With no body harmd!!
No crime commited?
Haba bro gv me sum winks bro!
Dats smartwork.
I aint dying rich?
Am dying a multibillionaire,and hey;ama make it legally ok,
was just nairalanding

lekjons:
this dude is crazy;Dwhere are you from, if i may ask?


Lalasticlala!

from Nigeria?
I musnt be igbo b4 i have sense o?
y r u asking?

Mogenerous:
All these for you alone? What will others be doing? Counting stars?

my dear,sum wil b robing banks,sum wil b kilin dir enemies,sum actualy counting stars, et c sum raping prety gals n many oda tins?
I wil just sit down 1 place and rearrange my destiny?

i will pen-thief 1billion saudi riyas.. Take total ownershp of only 3 oil wel 4 life then place myself on 1million dollars pension for life. Then declare n pass into law,everlasting immunity for myself n my lineage..

christinie:
pm me

maam dat pm neva works 4 me o,plz here is my number 08063152970

christinie:
we got back to,Naija yesterday evening. Why not get a visa and go by yourself? You,can go to the textile factories by yourself to get it at the most affordable rates. No middlemen.

hahahaha,
my biznes fund is unda 1.5m.
Howeva plz n plz kan u brk down d steps to go to china; ghuanzhou to be specific?
And dnt u av any reliable agent dat kan asist me plz

aameyah:
This is just an example of how most Nigerians are inherently abusive. Especially when in 'authority' over them. What makes you think you own your wife's life that you would kill her? Why would you even think of killing someone?

i fit kill u 4 quoting me o.lol

porozhniy:
Amidst all this horrible experiences, i keeping wondering...where were the men of these households? e dey tear my mind to think these men weren't aware of the happenings in their household or they turned a blind eye to all of the abuses. As much as i would like to shout 'women are wicked' , i can't help but ask in a subdued voice...where were the men?

d men don talk tire,
I pray 4 a God fearing,people loving,
sensible wife,
i pray 4 u luwiluwi,
kai,
i fit kill my wife with hand if she turns out to be a bad woman

christinie:
My stay in China is a big eye opener to me.
I discovered that there is no facebook in China because their Government wants their youths to be productive.

In China you see 21 year old youths who are top business executives or big manufactures, whereas Naija boys and girls of same age are busy browsing their lives out and asking their parents for money to buy clothes/shoes/laptops/phones produced by their age mates in China.


Am not saying we shouldn't be on social networks. Am only saying don't make that the centre of your life.
Instead of being on facebook/twitter/instagram 24/7 in the name of waiting for a big job, why don't you use whatever resources you have to start a business (no matter how small).

It's high time we Africans grew up. We can't be babies everyday.

My second discovery is that most of the goods sold in China are of good/high quality but some of our Naija business men/women ask the factory owners to reduce the goods quality for them for easier/quicker sale before shipping them to Nigeria.


I was also able to discover that Chinese schools are very good and quite affordable.
Good enough they have introduced English Language in most of their schools so their young ones can learn.


China is a very organised society where everything infrastructure works and the people are very willing to develop/apply themselves. Nobody depends on rich parents/uncles/aunts/politicians. Everybody wants to make a name for him/herself.

It's high time we applied ourselves in order to be productive in our lives.

God bless Nigeria.

plz are u stil in china,i nid 2 source 4 a textile plz

mazeltov:
Well, I didn't finish reading the write up but Op, it's high time we stopped comparing ourselves with advanced country. Facebook/twitter/2go/instagram and even nairaland are not the problems of Nigerian youths, we only lack creativity and the worst is, you can only be creative when the enviroment is enabling and secured. There is a wrong statement we use to make in this country ''don't think of what the government will do for you, think of what you will do for government'' . Please this very statement is lame, senseless, ineffective and cannot work in a third world country like Nigeria. How can you rightly think of what you will do for your country when government of that country doesn't provide basic ammenities, good infrastructure and a well protected enviroment for the citizens. We always hear the names of Nigerians doing great innovation and iventions in another country, why? The government of that country has created enabling enviroment for brains to work. Unlike Nigeria where you hardly eat 3 sq meal per day so tell me how you want to think

wej döne and clap 4 urslf, sit down n let d govt fid u .
Olodo like u. Lol
ok.
Diaris no nid to fyt me!
Did u eva apply 4 uwin?
Did u aply 4 tony elumelu fund?
Do u know utibe etim blog,
did u aply 4 samsung palm selfie comptn

did u aply 4 diamond bank bet5 awad

did u send an entry 4 st remymilionaire cmptn

do u know alibaba,aliexpres,ebay,jumia,konga,
bro abeg dsop dat govt mentality 4 now,
hustle to bekum bg,and aswear na u go run from govt möny

christinie:
My stay in China is a big eye opener to me.
I discovered that there is no facebook in China because their Government wants their youths to be productive.

In China you see 21 year old youths who are top business executives or big manufactures, whereas Naija boys and girls of same age are busy browsing their lives out and asking their parents for money to buy clothes/shoes/laptops/phones produced by their age mates in China.


Am not saying we shouldn't be on social networks. Am only saying don't make that the centre of your life.
Instead of being on facebook/twitter/instagram 24/7 in the name of waiting for a big job, why don't you use whatever resources you have to start a business (no matter how small).

It's high time we Africans grew up. We can't be babies everyday.

My second discovery is that most of the goods sold in China are of good/high quality but some of our Naija business men/women ask the factory owners to reduce the goods quality for them for easier/quicker sale before shipping them to Nigeria.


I was also able to discover that Chinese schools are very good and quite affordable.
Good enough they have introduced English Language in most of their schools so their young ones can learn.


China is a very organised society where everything infrastructure works and the people are very willing to develop/apply themselves. Nobody depends on rich parents/uncles/aunts/politicians. Everybody wants to make a name for him/herself.

It's high time we applied ourselves in order to be productive in our lives.

God bless Nigeria.

plz are u stil in china? I nid d price of sum textile materials plz

.dats nt d main reason bro, dey dnt want to boost facebook popularity with dir 1billion populace

losprince:
It feels so good to have finally arrived at this point in my programming journey, i had been chronic procrastinator until my supervisor hit me with this project topic (hospital management system) and I decided to sit up and do this one myself. I have been coding but this is my first ever long term completed project. So I am going to post it as an open source to mark my foot print in the programming hierarchy. For anyone who is working on similar project, you can use this one as a reference.

1. this system includes a one time installation module... which would require server and database information-no big deal.
2. it includes an admin module that has the Carter Blanche to create and administer every other user of the system which includes, doctors, nurses, pharmacists, cashiers.
3. the nurse module gives the nurse the ability to admit a patient into the system and also update their information including readmitting.
4. the pharmacist can only add and modify the drugs in the hospital stock.
5. the doctor has a module to record and view a patients treatments and prescriptions and only the doctor can discharge a patient.
6. the cashier's module handles billing of discharged patients and updating their payment status.

this system was written in php and uses mysql as the database. I have to warn though that this system should only be executed on local machine, reason being that i ignored some security measures which makes this system vulnerable to attacks if its hosted online and i did this because i wanted to meet a deadline. But with subsequent updates this issues will be fixed.

Anyone using this software has no rights to sell.


screenshots after the cuts...

plz how can we get dis

whow,

please show your support to this female entrepreneur,
please follow the link and vote for her

hello guys
please i am calling on everyone here to support my friend in this competition
https://www.facebook.com/StRemyNigeria/app_451684954848385…
Her name is ROSEMARY IHEONYE.
PLEASE LIKE,VOTE AND COMMENT to help her win .
thanks friends

Please She intends raising a Bakery With the fund if She wins....

d powa of a relationship lies in d hands of d one who loves less...
Bro,
just tell her directly,u want a relationshp n u r settling 4 notin less

but if u wan b shap guy,u dnt rili nid any ansa 4rm her o,

asume d boyfrnd role,
touchn
kisin
love texts
necking
pampering
gifting

and if u r rili rili bad
sexing!

Its beta 2 ask 4 forgivenes dan to ask 4 permision

bro,take charge,take control,lead her on,set her soul on fire,make her a leaking basket, make her want u so bad,she will hate herslf 4 it

smacby:
There are a lot of things you can invest in with such amount. You can get a Brand new laptop for N15,000 only and sell it for N150,000 .Ooh its seems too good to be real uuh.Believe you me, you aint seen nothing yet, cause this aint no SCAM!!! for more information email me at uchechi700@yahoo.com.Thanks

may God 4gv u o. Lol. Vry funy

he is an edo man

Simitrendy:



Thank God for Federal University


Acceptance Fee=20,000
Bank Charges = 500


School Fees =76,000
Bank Charges= 500


Accommodation=22,000


I mean for Fresher's oh!

And u will still be given UNILORIN Tab


Even sef SUG go give u school bag

Even dem go give u flash drive


When you are in Part 2,3,4 u will go back to 30K

U will def spend that #730,000 For your undergraduate degree in a Federal University.


Tho Private Universities are good to some extent


But I thank God for d Federal Uni I dey

ur university was expensive o,chai.
Me no spend upto 150 as skool fees? And i studies a 6yr course.
Tank God for federal university,
if not ehn,illiteracy go be my name

INTROVERT:




I want to rent my signature space, in fact who will buy my moniker self.

i maybe needing your service soon

alexistaiwo:
my present girlfriend has gone AWOL since Tuesday because of this issue www.nairaland.com/2663598/insult-what. my ex female friend who I used to have a friends with benefits relationship with that I created this thread for www.nairaland.com/2616782/how-exgirlfriend-almost-hooked-me is back begging for a second chance (screenshots below) and there is also the issue of this girl I created a thread about that wants to ruin my relationship so as to be my next girlfriend www.nairaland.com/2629092/how-friendzone-girl. am so confused that am thinking of cutting all ties with the opposite sex because I can't let them derail my life

bro ma jeki obo kpa e o....
In english it means gerarahia

lookingbuoy:
I have a little problem and need some advice on it:

I've got a girl I like. We met at nysc and got along really good. Even today i still remember the first day i saw her. She studied psychology and even though I'm an engineer we could relate and talk a lot about her subject, as I read a lot and kinda have read much on psychology. After nysc we still kept in touch and continued to talk even though i never asked her out formally. Soon i got a job away from her. Our talking continued on phone.

While out of Nigeria on training, I met another lady. She's just as pretty as the other one, but has a great job and is a confident woman. The other girl is still searching for a job; and her psychology degree is no help. I have a great job myself and i earn seven digits in naira per month. The new girl also works with an oil form and earns very well. We have got along these past few months and I really have fun talking to her and hanging out.

I have always wanted an independent woman as a wife, a woman who can stand by herself and who has prospects for a huge career. I'm career-minded myself. But now, I'm really confused who to plan my life with and settle down with as a partner: this independent lady who I believe I like or the other unemployed lady who I seem to have a more relaxed, longer friendship with.

Note: I've not asked any of them out formally. Please help.

u may just be a butterfly callin himself a bird...
Bro go and ask both out 1st...u may just be a friend to both ladies

miszeno:
I am a level 200 student in a school here in Nigeria. I went to check our results for last semester, and she was withdrawn because she failed about eight courses. Came back today, she asked me about it, I told her she passed although I didn't tell her I saw it, just told her the lecturer said so, now she's happy and celebrating, not knowing she has been withdrawn, am restless, I feel pity for her, should I tell her the truth or just pretend all is well.

ur frnds actually really dull. Is she a blönde?
So she no fit go chek her result by herself abi,n na only DID I PASS SHE WAN HEAR....i know dis kind of gals ?

@ rastamouse,
do u know of floatation technique to determine fertile eggs?

I kant clearly remenba evrytin,but weneva i took my eggs to d hatchery,

dey placed each eggs in water,
i cant clearly remenber how dey determine d viable eggs,
try google it,
it helped alot?

Bro hope u dey fry or cook your turkey eggs sometimes,
kai mehn,
dat tin is swit.
Broda,u making me wanna start my farm again o.

Did u name all ur birds?
I had 35birds in all,and each had a name?

Weneva i come bak home day all pratikaly came to greet me,
except d dominant male(yes o, i was d alpha male,and i made it clear to it,after kicking it off d females like 1milion times)
and doing artificial insemination.

I had dis whistling i normaly do ,dat makes all tom strut n gobble at 1ce,

hahahahahb,
raising dose birds was 1daful.

I intend raising ova 500 for december nxt year

Roseey0:
I have 3 tom with one hen. I don't know how to handle them now, their noise, am even scared they will suffocate the hen.

I was just rearing them for xmas meat, didn't really prepare for this mating, breeding, hatching and brooding.

Any help from here pls

3 toms,
i guess dey avnt goten to dir maximum size yet?
Do u av an alpha male amongst dem yet?

Av dey started mating yet,or fighting,or competing for ur single female?

Note dat turkeys are very hypertensive?

samshoz:
yes, its brooding already. I lost a hen 2 months ago while it was brooding, i still dnt know cause of death. I like that hen because it usually lays up to twelve eggs. But this layed abt 9. And i have been pondering wether or not to seperate hatched poult from hen, after reading your blogg, i decided am going to seperate them.

ur hen laid upto 12,bkos u allowed d eggs to accumulate,
mine lay upto 25 per hen,and i sell each fertile eggs for 100box....