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Yoyostic:
Pls send me a p.m if you can. The property is a duplex located in ungwan romi in Kaduna.please urgent.

08063152970
my WhatsApp number

philomental:
I was just thinking about this and couldn't get an answer so I decided to ask my people on NairaLand.

Thanks for all your contributions.

I tink its synonyms

oieda:
40k?? Guy!! I bought this phone for my mum 28.5k in Kaduna.

You are asking me for 40k for used one. Haba

kai mallam...even me I buy mai gionee mini port 31k. ...e com be marathon u buy at 28.5.......haba na.....said hankali mana.....
maybe its a p9...
hmmm
fone of 56k

dickt:
Is it not clear enough? U strike me as a semi illiterate or as a quater baked graduate. No offence .

hmmmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmm!!!!!
u meet someone on a public forum....
u throw insults left right and centre.....
I wish I can see u....physically...........
if only I can see u..........
kai..........
e hungry me to see u right now...........
haiiiiiiii...............
o o o o o o o
kai.......
e dey pain me.......

EgunMogaji:
Was this really written by a university graduate?

Nigeria has failed.

what's ur point Oga;
his diction
his composition
his perseverance
or he made mistakes.....
my Broda

larisoft:
Did you know that flashshare has access to

1. Read all the text messages in your phone
2. Send messages from your phone when they want to?
3. Read your contacts list
4. Read your call log
5. Edit your call log (Making it look like you called or were called by someone)
6. Get full list of all the apps you have installed in your phone
7. Control other apps in your phone

Yes!

If you have the software called FLASH SHARE right now on your phone, then you should know that all the secrets you thought you had on your phone are sitting on someone's computers!!!

FLASH SHARE is given to you for free, but in exchange for that, they take all data about you on your phone, and sell it to anyone that is interested in finding out about you.

if you are still in doubt, open your phone settings, go to apps, open flash share, scroll down to see the permissions of this app.

You will see all the things this app can take from your phone without prompting you for permission.

If you are using your phone for anything classified whatsoever. UNINSTALL FLASH SHARE NOW!!!!

Bros calm down....upon installing...u get. a notification like dis....allow flash share to access.....
dis
DAT
dis and DAT....
wat u do is to tick d tins u want flash share to access OK...
me I untick almost all....
for ur information....
most apps can access all....
I had to
uninstall all my apps and reinstall...

IssyGenius:
Here is a comprehensive list of the types of students you will have an encounter with in a typical Nigerian medical school:
1. Geniuses: This category of students display super human ability. They read guyton, ganong, Robbins' once and they do not forget. They are rare and their ability to retain much information is amazing. They top the class in every In course assessments and MBBS exam. They are not chronic readers but their study schedule for a short time is bulky.
2. Bookworms: These type of guys read from dawn to dusk. They read consistently. You will find them in Library reading, their study desk at home is not void of their presence. They carry their big textbooks while walking and frivolity is an enemy to them. They are more concerned with stuffs.
3. The religious: They are executives in their respective fellowships. They do not miss religious meetings and never cease to invite friends. Their Muslim counterparts count it odd to miss prayer in the mosque.
4. Lecturers' kids: Please get close to them! they have information that is useful to your career. They hardly fail (they don't have leaked question paper). They know how to navigate through the stormy sea of medical school 'wahala'. They know the correct text to read, have right link and they obtain favour from the colleagues of their parents.
5. The revellers: They have info on the next party and social functions. Some of them drop partying when in course draws nigh. They are frivolous, flirtatious and brilliant.
6. The selfish: They hoard past questions and useful information to themselves. Probably, they want to be the best student, that remains a mystery. Such category of student does not know that success is achieved through team work and healthy competition.
Cc: lalasticlala.

the business guys like me fa....
we sell every sellable to other students....while sitting slightly close to the top of the class....
we no send d grade o.....
bkos we know we can go straight to the top if we want to....

lionger:
I am a Chinese, I am in Lagos, I want to find some dealer who have the ability to distribute our baby products to all Nigeria.
if you interesting or have suggestion in this, please give me reply or email : lionger.wong@yahoo.com

intrested

naughtynaughty:
Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! Just felt like sharing dis for u guys to see. Men!!!


The kind of men we have these days are
raised by porn movies. I know it’s not all
of them but a handful of them are.
That’s why there are different sexual
perversions everywhere in the world. My
ex-husband is a beast. You know what? I
used to fall for his cheating threats too
and go the extra mile until I found out
that he’s an Oliver Twist – he never gets
enough. I don’t always look up to s3x
with him as he drains me totally of my
energy.



While that is understandable, he
brought an*l s3x into our marriage after
two beautiful children. Same claim as
yesterday’s poster. It’s no more tight.
Why would anybody want to eat their
cake and still have it in their hands? Is
that even possible? After two children,
you still want my body to remain the
same. Really?



It got to a point he started asking for
more after he was tired of the an*l s3x.
He wanted BDSM - bondage and
discipline with sadism and masochism.
For those who don’t understand this, he
wants submission during sex like
deriving pleasure from my own pains. Of
course, I said no. And he did not argue.
Or threaten to cheat. So, I thought all
was okay until one night, I found my
hands tied to the bed with my mouth
fully stuffed and cellotaped.
My drink had been poisoned with
sleeping drugs.
His c*m was all over my face and hair.
He had done the an*l s3x in the most
bizarre way and worst still, it was against
my consent.



When we started arguing, he said he
owned me and he could do anything he
wanted with me. That statement brought
out the monster and beast in me. That
was unknown to him. He thought I was
still the cool woman.
It continued like that until I started
avoiding the evening wine and juice.
Then, he went on to poison my soft drink
and that point, I knew retaliation was the
best answer – the only language he
understood.
I looked for the drug he usually use on
me. I overdosed him. I inserted a Love Machine in
his a** too. Oh! I also stuffed his mouth
and used a sellotape. All the while, he
was not fully conscious. So, I wrote a
note telling him I owned him.



I drove for four hours that night
before calling his younger brother. And
yes, I left that thing in his a**. I’m not
sure if it fell out but I left it there.
My kids slept in the car. Immediately,
his brother told me that he has arrived
at our house. I switched my phones off.
When I got to my father’s house, two
hours later. ( I drove for more than six
hours that night.) My father was angry
and asked me to go back to my
husband’s house. I told him that the only
condition was for him to return my
corpse to my husband’s house. To cut
the long story short, we separated and
only his younger sister still talks to me.
Don’t call me a thug. He brought it out.
Don’t curse me. It was self-defence. If I
didn’t do that, I would still be married to
him. And my family wouldn’t have
supported the divorce.
Now, I’m married to a loving man that
understands me. Myself and my new
husband also has the custody of our two
beautiful daughters.
Our divorce was a tough legal battle but
I won!
Cc seun lalasticlala

did dis happen to you...or u copied and reedited an erotica.....chaiii....

DonaldGenes:
Do you guys like this kind low Cost housing? very cheap and neat

Can we have something like this?
Total cost of each houses from research, each houses is not up to N800
Source, Kigali Contractor on my LinkedIn

did u say 800naira or 8000 or 80000 or 800000

HateU2:
Yes ke.
Fvck all the 'medical students'. They are just too serious for my liking, boring aand eww





We grammarians rocks

hmmmmmm
not all sha....some of us wud woooow ya world
with scopes....moves....romance and wat av u....
anyway ayam no more a med student.....am more boring now

Juliaann:
I want to woo jefferyjamez


Cc Naijaboiy

chaiiii... abeg woo me join now...abeg

Juliaann:
I want to woo jefferyjamez


Cc Naijaboiy

chaiiii... abeg woo me join now...abeg

Juliaann:
I want to woo jefferyjamez


Cc Naijaboiy

chaiiii... abeg woo me join now...abeg

Juliaann:
I want to woo jefferyjamez


Cc Naijaboiy

chaiiii... abeg woo me join now...abeg

Juliaann:
I want to woo jefferyjamez


Cc Naijaboiy

chaiiii... abeg woo me join now...abeg

Bestman111:
I met her at her sister's restaurant where she serves as an attendant, i liked her and asked her out. She didn't say yes or no but her actions tells me that she likes me.
She later quareled with her sister that made her sister chase her out of d house. She narrated d incident to me and requested she spend d some days in my house b4 she will go back to villa. I granted her d request and she spent two days in my house b4 she gathered her belongings and moved back to their villa.
Ever since she went back, she has been calling me telling me how she missed me and all that. She now asked me to look for a job for her here so she can come back and start working which I have done and the ppl said I should bring her. But my fear is that I don't want her to stay in my house. I am not yet ready to get married cos she can't escape being pregnant if she stays under my roof unless she is not a complete woman.( hope u guys understand ). I don't know how to tell her dat I can't accommodate her. She has vowed never again to stay with her sister. And again I don't want to be accused of kidnapping her and bringing her to d city. She is 23 and currently jobless in d villa. Pls what do I tell her? thanks

which village.....can she come to Kaduna to work n stay...

stanvesco:
OK. I am interested... my wassap number 08063152970

wassap me d twitter account...lemme see wat I am buying..... Wats ur selling price

Yteflon:
sure...

OK. I am interested... my wassap number 08063152970

Yteflon:
10.3k twitter account is up for sale at affordable rate. twitter handle is @half_ajebutter
contact me on e-mail teflonyusuf@gmail.com

pls will I be able to change d naelme of d page...I am interested

danthamccoy:
Let me get this straight. 4.5gb runs out midway but 250mb lasts you for a month? Deris God o.

its 1.5 daytime
3g nytym
bfor half of d month.....but midway d daytyms exhausted..... but two month strait now.....av bin on 250mb..... .for 300naira o.....trust me bro.....its saving me extra 4700naira monthly.....and I am no longer forced to stay up all nyt trying to exhaust 5gigs from my roll over........

myfantasies:
I don't care if dey don't

All i know is dat i want shawama

Nd i want it to come from jumia

CASE CLOSED

lol...dis kain babalawo demand ehn.....bros just buy shawarma.....n wrap it with Jumia package....

tempem:
Airtel worker spotted. Airtel's way of zapping data is evil. Cheap price, dubious data deduction equals massive stealing. Well, waiting for other testimonies.

haba broda na..... I was using Mtn 2500 nyt and day plan....and always ran out of data mind way....I was introduced to airtel 300naira for 250mb.....and its bin last in a month....
let's take am easy o ....until oda pipu bisness.....
its so hard building a brand.....and den pipu murda dem...easily with word of mouth.......

do u know my brand...stanVESCO......

nope abi.....
e show say to build brand hard well well.....

pls smaallsmall muda dir buisness

MukaboxNG:
even thou your business is offline and you are doing very well with it. there are many reasons why you should start selling your products on this 2 giant eCommerce platform in nigeria.

and i would like to list some reasons why you should sell on this 2 eComerce, even thou their support level and efficiency are not equal but i would list them both in same light.

Jumia and konga are the top and biggest eCommerce platform in nigeria today with millions of customers visiting them weekly to get products to shop.

Jumia and konga aligns well with your brand and offers you much convenience with sales management, marketing and logistics. Little wonder there are hundreds of new merchants subscribing to Jumia and konga every month.

Jumia and konga understands that your brand is your promise and the home of your reputation. merchants who are registered on Jumia and konga enjoy the many benefits of selling online with their expert marketing strategies.

Jumia and konga do hosts an unlimited number of products on their platform for registered merchants. Their merchant managers provide personalized support services to standardize product photos such that they inspire potential buyers to complete purchases without thinking twice due to the friendliness and securities.

Jumia and konga are search engine friendly -this is emphasized in the use of keywords for product names and descriptions of your products infact konga and jumia are amongst the hugest ranking website in nigeria according to alexa and this is good for your business.

Jumia and konga are fun and easy to use - all their representatives are trained to guarantee best-in-class and personalized customer service delivery. This helps in building loyalty for every registered merchant while encouraging referrals and strong reviews.

so if you are not selling on this platform yet i would advice you do so. if you have any question do comment on the post. also if you dont have a jumia or konga store for your business yet i will advice you to create one today. thou only merchants who are in lagos vcan succesfully utilise them but company like http://mukabox.com.ng can help you with warehousing and delivering your order to jumia and konga hub in lagos while you go on with your order business or even if you are not in lagos or in nigeria.

if you have questions do ask, also if you have problem opening a jumia or konga stor i can help you. just specify by dropping your comment.

I av bin having difficulty opening a store on Jumia....konga was relatively easy.......my Watsapp numba is 08063152970

Swaqwiz:
Download YET!

bros na was for u o.... u just listed d whole products at aliexpress...haba...

Oga Naijaboy and Olivia.....haba declare contest close and deliva a closing remarks plssssssss....m..

KINGinVAHALA2:
Kudos bro.
If you re interested, pm me and I would willingly recharge your phone with 500 credit for a well writing piece.

hahhahahahhahaahah....was it DAT good...
hmmmmmm
08063152970.....

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC][size=13pt]Contestant1 it is then.
Darhneehell CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Come and take your bride [/size][/color]

with heads bowed low...... a knowing smile..... humped shoulders.... I take my bow.....for the winner....bro....treat her like d queen she IS