₦airaland Forum

damton:
celebrity is the best job now. Don't know if there are vacancies

BabaNath:
Did you skip the part where I wrote the word 'some'? Isn't my statement conditional? FYI, I am not poor and can never be.

BabaNath:
So far they are happy using this, they are better than some of the rich who can afford anything but happiness

abokinamu:
Will send it to you on whatsapp or on telegram add me its free

wellmax:
I'm not trying to take a vibe on Northerners. I was born and bred in the North, lived in the East but presently working in the SW. Everywhere I go they constitute over 80% of beggars and most of them with one form of deformity/handicap or the other. Like I said, I do respect and love the Northerners.

wellmax:
Wonderful!!! The power of knowledge.

Come to think of it, illiteracy is the major cause of problems in Nigeria, medical or otherwise. Have you ever wondered (with due respect) why Northern Nigeria has more people with deformities and abnormalities. Illiteracy is the major cause.

bigmill:
You are very lucky, but why didn't any of the doctors or nurses think of asking questions before commencing treatment. Why were they not aware of the negative effects of adding Soybean to infants food? Anyways, thank God He saved your family from being a victim of poor medical infrastructure in the country.

libertyfather:
Internet happens to be the best place to find cure to all ailments very effective than your doctor's quote me if I'm wrong, before you go to the doctor make your search to aide the doctor as well, some years back When my baby felt sick I took her to the doctor only for him to be prescribing some drugs but during that process I told him my findings and he was surprise cancel the first prescription and re-prescribe... learn from the op search before proceeding to the hospital for quick result

rozzyy:
Internet neva sure until.we begin download food

ddddon:
1. The Copy and Paste Masters:
These set of people, would remain silent in the group waiting for a message to paste. All those annoying messages that ends with "send to 20 people and you will receive good news next week in your life" As if God now have a Whatsapp account.

2. THE NUMBER STEALERS :
These set of people, won't even do the courtesy of " hi" or "sup" they will just go to group info and start collecting number of opposite sex with cute D.P.
Then you will receive a message like this "hi, am Dapo, I got your number from YORUBA STUDENTS GROUP" as if that explain why you should collect my number in the first place.

3. INTERNET PREACHERS:
These set of people are the holier than thou people, all they do is to send a long sermon with different Bible verse and a prayer at the end.
Knowing fully well that 95% of the Group participants won't read their epistle talk less of bringing out their Bible to read the verses.

4. GROUP COMPLAINERS :
these set only type something in the group to inform you that you people are finishing his/her MB or that you people are killing his/her Battery.

5. PICTURES GURUS:
These set of people, you find almost in every Whatsapp Group. they won't chat, they won't greet, they post only pictures in the group then they leave. Next day they come online they post another picture then they leave again.

6. OBSERVERS CLUB:
These are the people that no matter what, they will never type anything in the group. If you like call their names a thousand times, they won't reply, yet they are in the group, year in year out. And they read virtually everything that happens there.

7. ANTI GROUP:
these set of people are against anything called a group page, once you include them in a group, its like you have stabbed them in the heart.
The first and last thing they will say in the group is "who created this group self" then next thing you will see is 08031391*** left.

8. BOSSY ADMIN:
how I hate these set of Admins, as if Whatsapp pays them for the job they are doing. Always giving orders here and there. And they don't fail to let you know that they can remove you from the group.

9. ONLINE MARKETERS:
Sometimes I wonder how much they make from disturbing people with fake links like "learn how to make 200,000 monthly by just pressing your phone" or " get 10gig for just N1000 " as if na their Papa get MTN

10.UNNECESSARY CHATS

This to me is the most annoying of them all, these set of people mostly two or three persons, and they will start discussing matters that are private or personal to them in a group page, matters that no matter how hard you try you won't understand because you were not there when the incident happened. Yet they will bring such discussion to a group page.

Feel free to add some of the annoying things people do in a Whatsapp Group.

DEDICATION: Am dedicating this to "EFFICIENT ADMINISTRATORS" Whatsapp Group and also "GORONYO CORPERS" Group.

abokinamu:
Well it's good for those who don't like cheats as for me I'll keep on enjoying my monthly 150GB for 2100 naira nothing beats that

RedBenson:
Well, Bill Gate is celebrated worldwide today because he didnt ignore a business idea he had. If he had ignored it, he wouldnt be where he is today. God Himself will be disapppointed in me if i fail to use the ideas He has been giving to me to make it big in life and touch lives of people around the world. This is not the first, nor the second even the third time. Implementing it has always been the challenge. Along the line, i might even give up like in the past, thus my opening this thread so gather encouragement. Oh God, help me! This very idea God revealed to me days back is a multi-million (if not billion) naira idea that can create great impact around the world...a first of its kind. This innovation will serve human needs both at homes and offices etc.

I dont know what much to write about it but an idea that will need to register a company's name with identity of trademark, other processes then production can commence. Even though i neither have the money, nor knowing how to go about it in implementing it, but to be sincere, i dont think i can sell out that idea with N10m cash at hand right now cos whoever buys it will surely mock at me later on after realising the fortune he stepped on.

Just some pieces of advice i need on how to go about it. Take as an example if something like "standing/ceiling fan" has never existed before and i happen to have that idea now, what does it take for one to implement it and bring it to reality? That is it!

I need your sincere pieces of advice pls.

ujugladys:
Hello everyone,i was recently introduced to this business newly, I am yet to make up my mind,that is why I am here.Please I need a candid advice and what it entails to do FLP MLM.Thanks

runzlord:
And please I really need your help:

Please [abeg] kindly vote for me here https://mobile.twitter.com/runzlord/status/639602054546255872?p=v
The link to the voting page is in that status, cos I can't post the link directly on Nairaland.

It a a palm selfie contest by samsung.

xyz098:
thanks . I really appreciate. yes I want to lead a career, but I'm scared about enslaving myself. I'm about to start my msc (fulltime) which I know the mfb wouldn't give me the time to run. the teaching is very flexible. I once travelled for 3 days with just a phone call to the boss. that's how flexible it is. one other fear I have is that every effort I make to get to know my job description in the mfb yeilds nothing, as they keep saying they'd tell me when I resume .

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stanvesco:
do u want to put ur face on a product dat goes 2 all nigerian skools?
Imagine a beavty lyk u going viral??
Think about it,and pm me if u r serios about pickin a career in modelin
its an akademik product
so no fear o

bomasek:
Boss don't be hasty in your appraisal of her seeming beauty,pictures some times don't tell the true story. Seeing her in flesh may either cure u of your reverie or confirm it.

jennyama:
I uploaded dis picture cos some folks are still doubting me like "Thomas" . you can check this picture i posted on my facebook. The response was awesome! Am feeling good about myself...

Someone advised me to go modeling when she saw aw cute i am, and i guess am doing the right thing and then again i am enjoying it.

But this is just the beginning, i guess brands will start looking for me, maybe by then i'm gonna have a million followers! Remember the cliché? If you cant beat them, just join them... lols

I guess i'm the luckiest girl in the world!

Check comments on my pictures on facebook below:

Catch me:

https://www.facebook.com/JennyAmaLuv

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009763422113

https://twitter.com/jenny4beauty

Check out my black collection pictures http://jennysworldng..com.ng/2015/09/check-out-my-black-collection-pictures.html

bomasek:
Boss I hail,she look sweet no doubt,morn

bomasek:
It's official,I'm a believer(still don't mind seeing a full length pic)

bomasek:

afm4ever:
pls sir who is d author of dis book u recomended?

dearpreye:
Amen. And may He bless you in equal measures.

And may your experiment abundance in your endeavours. Never forget that failure isn't any more an option. We must make it but with a changed mind.

Good morning!

dearpreye:
Good afternoon, everyone.

I'm writing tthis due to two reasons. There's a thread on FP where someone's said sometimes he almost regretted going to school. I'll post the link to that thread later. Also, a few days ago, maybe even over a week ago, a friend of mine sent me a text message as early as 6 am, complaining how joblessness has been frustrating him. In the message, he claimed he was about to go into depression and that I should advise him.

My friend and I have come all the way through the same secondary school back in Lagos. He later went to read Marine Engineering from UST, Port Harcourt, the same city where I now work. I called and spoke at length with him. He saw my points. And it's some o these points I'm now sharing here.

A wrong Reason For Going To school!

A vast majority of us believe that the sole aim for going to acquire a degree or some other higher qualifications is to secure a job. That's a terrible mindset! It's the most inappropriate reason for undertaking a challenging process like getting a degree. I used to think that way too. But I was fortunate to have read Rich Dad, Poor Dad and other inspirational books during my ND days. From those books it became clear I was in school to reduce my ignorance and to increase my capacity for usefulness.

When you have a wrong mindset like this, you set up yourself for frustration when the job doesn't come at the right time. It creates tension, envy, depression and may even lead to a suicide. But when you have the right mindset, it prepares you for the challenges ahead, and may force you into doing or learning other skills that may prove invaluable in the future. We didn't go to school for the sole purpose of getting a job. It was a mindset sold us by the society and our parents, but we have to change it. NOW!

The World Doesn't Owe You A Job!

This was the second point I discussed with my friend. My dad told me how jobs were waited for them even before they finished school. That time don pass! A few top politician may achieve that for their fortunate kids, but the vast majority of us knew before hand that that won't be our case. With that belief, we have set up ourselves for unnecessary tension and frustration. The world doesn't owe you a job. The system doesn't owe you a job. You've got to go and fight for your place. You've got to hustle and create a niche for yourself.

Your Degree Isn't A Guarantee For Success!

We need to change our mindset about a lot of things. I never doubted the fact I was going to secure a job after my higher Institution but I also knew my certificate isn't necessarily a guarantee for a job. In fact, I had gone to Lagos hustling with my fishing boat and wood engine boat when I got a letter for my aptitude test. I was still reading and making the necessary contacts as I was paddling my canoe. My hatred for poverty and lack was so great I wasn't even willing to narrow down my success to a paper- a degree/certificate. People saw me as I took my engine and boat to hustle opposite the Nigeria Ports Authority in Lagos, moving passengers from the villages to Apapa township. I didn't bother. I knew it was temporary. But in between when I would secure that dream job, I couldn't ask my parents for money. They've done their best.

I was always prepared for any aptitude test. I had a lot of past oil and gas questions and answers. I never failed to browse relevant sites. I was able to pass the aptitude test, the oral interview and landed the proverbial dream job. I give Him all the glory.

To all those believing Him for a great job, do not pass this moment complaining and whining; they will only lead to chaos and disaster. Look for something SMALL to do. Start small little. Just do something.

There's no free meal anywhere anymore. Don't let that degree prevent you from taking up that cleaning job. Don't let it stop you from taking that security job. It's all a process. Don't let your degree stand in your way. Your degree is supposed to give you a PLATFORM from which you could shoot into any angle and area. Why allow it to become a hindrance to you? Opportunities abound; open your eyes.

Till date I keep learning new skills. There's NO job security anywhere. I'm always conscious of the future. I'm not relenting. I'm not carried away by the little pleasure of the moment. I've got TOMORROW in view.

Change your mindset, and you've changed your life.

The world owes you NOTHING! Forthwith, get busy and believe God for that mega paying job.

Wishing you all a successful career. Thank you!

Lalasticlala, please move this message to the appropriate quarters!

Shamstiel:
I use mine within 1 year or 18 months at most, then I sell it off and get another one. What about you?