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I tot such cars were crash resistant?.

Joel3:
that is how a corp. member almost blind my father eye balls from quack eye operations in one of the big hospital in town that offers free treatment but you buy their drugs. using humans as experiments. if you are in any hospital for operations and you see a corp member with a knife or injection run for your life.

awuf dey run bele,
its a known fact dat doc corpers are stil learnin,u kary ur papa go 4 cheap operatn,

400billionman:


To collect N130,000 allawee for 12 months.

No be beans..

Infact, i am a doctor. I want to serve under NYSC..

i dnt tnk u r a doctor,bkos if u are,u go no say dat pay na demotion....u probably say dat 130k frm a thread stating a rductn of docs pay frm 130k to 15k,

anyway its nva too late

Diamonddris:
Pls fellow nairalandErs, I just tendered a rili disturbing problem of mine, and u guys are rubbing pepper in my wound..

As for my pink lips, check my newest picture n my signature..

And as for being foolish to tell my friend about my crush, I will stop right now..

And finally for those saying that its not about handsomeness, u sabi how many babes I don bleep because of my looks?..

Maybe I will start telling them ryt away that I love them..but that is not healthy sha...because I dnt need awkward moments..

if i had sin dis earlier,i wudnt av made a single coment on dis thread.
Spits on thread
spits on op.
Spits on my fone
#walks out on thread#

Mcbussy:
Op I think ur problem is that ur kinda slow....u keep crushing and admiring, yet u do very little. It still doesn't justify ur friend always trying to get to the girls u like, so d moment u realise he's asking ur crush out, just know he ain't a good friend and do d needful.

i totaly suport dis. Dump such frnd or else ehn,2 of ya pikin fit resemble am

flylykace:
See there's something we use to do, since the guy is in habit of acting funny around ur chicks, just tell the chicks them that the guy is suffering from TB or HIV or lunatic runs in their blood, I think this ll scare them away from him

diaris 1 dangerous tin about funny playboys....dey make love to a gals heart faster dan d wod COME.
Read d ART OF SEDUCTION,dey r rated d worst form of seducers....

Diamonddris:
Bros as for my spelling, Lalasticala must answer that..because I typed TRYING..I dnt knw how it became TRY"

Then as for you, I preserve my comment, you know why?...its because of ur NOSE..
Can somebody check his NOSE out..

''PRESERVE'' NOSE'''

Diamonddris:
Bros I was thinking of getting rid of this guy o...
Or maybe I should also start acting funny with his girl...
This is soo annoying, I can't even read now sef.. But as a fine boy sha, I will get over this, I promise you guys..

what if i gv u d steps to cockblock ur guy n win da gal... Wud u truly treat her ryt? I wudnt want to win a gal who u jus want to slip wit, IS SHE WORTH THE CHASE. ....

Diamonddris:
..



I dnt think so...

Maybe spending prowess sha,he flashes them with his two phones i.e an infinix hot note and a BB Q10..me na only bold 5 I get o..because we fine boys are not ready to spend..wahala de o

Maybe I have to start spending too..

if na by fone,my n72 nokia 4 no fit colect any number o,
howeva,
hmmm
howeva,
hmmm

Diamonddris:
There is this girl that I am having some crush on,she is pretty..and there is also a good friend of mine in school, anytime I tell him about a girl I admire, he is always too eager to see the girl.

And when he sees her he will exhibit some funny characters that even gets me ashamed sometimes in the name of making the girl like him..

Recently there is a girl I introduced to him, he talks about the girl like every where we meet..at the gym,game center,bet center. everybody in the street knows that I am having crush on this girl..

The most touching part of the story was yesterday when I got to the school, I called the girl on phone and the first question she asked me was "DID UR FRIEND COME"..minutes later I called my friend who did not come to school and the first thing he asked me was "DID LOVETH COME"..

I was so confused that I almost had a BP rise..

I need your advise fellow nairalanders..

Could there be something FISHY behind me?

No be like say him fine pass me o..I murder the guy when it comes to height and handsomeness,with my pink lips...but why?

u truly lak sum tins. Frm ur post i tot u were a lady...i.e ..MY GUY(i tot it meant ur bf)
he who strike 1st strikes d hardest,

esazobor@yahoo.com

Asimiju:
33k Facebook group is up for sale at 3k
contact 07017475596

p whats d name of d group,let me do my research b4 i buy

are they nigerian members majorly? Add me on whatsapp 08063152970

richyfunky:
Nigerian Nurses & Doctors can be cruel & heartless, when a case is life threatening, you do everything to save that life cos that's shud be ur No.1 priority instead of giving excuses. LIFE NO GET DUPLICATE

u r neva 2 old 2 bkum a health worker?

octoberstar:
Actually i thought i was the only one that invested $30 to learn how to generate traffic,in bloggerslab i was called trafficlord ,the Indians now inbox me on Facebook,i know no Sey traffic scarce like dat,

sm1 challenged me dat am not among top 3,please nairalander who are the top three traffic sellers

i wud b nidin ur service bg time soön

ur pro3ile shows u r a guy

frndzone kor french zone ni, i so fancy dat zone,its a cool spot to transit to frnds wid benefit. Dm go chi chum chin. #spits on any1 tinking of friendzoning me#

of all friends,
of all experiences,
mine goes to; Alex itodo....
Was simply a mockingjay.....he may neva get to know it,but he neva was my friend,he was my Archangel....
Sumday when i bkum the 3rd richest man in d world,ama name a state in 9ja afta u bro...thanks bro 4 everything,
especially standing up 4 me when the lions came 4 me.
Also to ken,unku k,king..lol,
time is trully a healer

CaroLyner:
1)you have bad breath
2)you're being too needy
3)you're using the wrong approach
4)you're overly aggressive
5)you're using the wrong body language.

aint saying u arnt a beauty,bur damn;u wud av bin supercute as a boy...i tot i was looking at my pix wen i saw ur dp

PunkyVeer:
If we don't click communication-wise or mentally.

For me, attraction starts verbally or in the mind, so we have to "flow" when we speak & I must find you interesting to talk to. If communication is not up to par, I feel stifled & there's just no point because communication compatibility is very essential to me, I'm a talker. So he must bring his A-game in that area because looks alone don't do it for me. Can't date a dummy just because he looks good. He must back all of that up with knowledge & the gift of the gab. I'm a sucker for witty wordplays & stuff like that.

Communication. Communication. Communication.

phew,
u sound like a damsel i could muguliciously fall 4,
though am massively taken,
however if only u were close;wud love to breath same air with u someday,
though i guess u in a world of ur own,
were on dis planet do u stay

englishmart:
so, how can I make 2million as a PhD holder

if u are not a millionaire as a phd holder, then u r already 10years late! Lol

lekjons:
ok..

It's good to dream big..
but the oil wells?.. chai!!

hahaha,
my dear 1saudi riyals is almost 750naira,
1bilion is 750bilion naira.
U kant even start imagining d world clas refinery i wud build 4 my oil wells....
D immunity is to cova me after d 12hr,
d 1milion dolars pension is to sit bak n enjoy,y my oil wels n refinerys kickof productn.
Gd mrn.
I did drim of dis in my slip

my baby did,does n will do,
bt i dnt av to wear rags to prove a point.
Wateva was in dat nylon can buy an okrika polo 4 120naira.
Infact any gal dat does dat is a selfish gal,n uncaring...

Eiyaa i dnt see d shoe?
Nyc gesture frm a priti gal.
But aswear dat guy must no buk like enstein

lekjons:
ur own sense pass igbo own sef..

i won't even call you a criminal, cos you're more than one

aint a criminal,
am just a very hard working dude,who wont pass up a smart opportunity ok.
U can c 4 urslf sum pipu chose to rob banks,n odas to slip,y yet sum wud tink of raping sum priti gals down d street.
Bro dats bin criminal!
I tot of a lifetime establishment!!!
With no body harmd!!
No crime commited?
Haba bro gv me sum winks bro!
Dats smartwork.
I aint dying rich?
Am dying a multibillionaire,and hey;ama make it legally ok,
was just nairalanding

lekjons:
this dude is crazy;Dwhere are you from, if i may ask?


Lalasticlala!

from Nigeria?
I musnt be igbo b4 i have sense o?
y r u asking?

Mogenerous:
All these for you alone? What will others be doing? Counting stars?

my dear,sum wil b robing banks,sum wil b kilin dir enemies,sum actualy counting stars, et c sum raping prety gals n many oda tins?
I wil just sit down 1 place and rearrange my destiny?

i will pen-thief 1billion saudi riyas.. Take total ownershp of only 3 oil wel 4 life then place myself on 1million dollars pension for life. Then declare n pass into law,everlasting immunity for myself n my lineage..

christinie:
pm me

maam dat pm neva works 4 me o,plz here is my number 08063152970