₦airaland Forum

gidjah:
I am a real phone geek , as I write now I have Sony xperia z3, windows Lumia,BB bold 3,gionee infinity and i use them all!!.i sold my i phone 4s last week and i am still looking forward to getting an i phone 5.so if any one in da house gat one ,pls notify with immediate alacrity.I also get freaked with cars too but i do that ever 18months.i have been able to use 3cars in four years now.Same goes with my home electronics...I NO DEY PLAY O!!IF U NO GET MONEY ABEGI ,NO QUOTE ME O!NA GOD WIN

. Well done broda....u r doing well

frankolett:
He was recently employed as a supervisor in one hotel at alimosho LGA Lagos State. According to him, the work load is tedious because apart from supervising, he also handles their account. He was surprise when his MD says his salary will be 15k for first 3moth after which it will be increased to 20k. Going off will be twice in a week and his house is Stone throw to the hotel. How can he possible accept this offer as a graduate of Accounting . Pls advice

lemme laf small o,
hahahahahahahaha
hahaha

abeg wait o,
rotflmao
buhahaha

wats his dgree lyk
1st clas
2nd clas
or 3rd clas??

A graduate of
university
polyteknik
Nce

my candid advice is
let him hold dat job with 2 hands o,
bkos if he tries stay at home JOBLESS,

na den u go nö say 100naira get value,

when person go insult u bkos of 100naira.

He kan choose to save 8k every month,and in 1year ,reinvest in a bisnes

he kan choose to use d montly money n luk 4 a beta job

he kan choose to start a mini bisnes in dat hotel e.g
condom,drinks,tootpast,oda items, laundry servia,
sharwama sales,
selin buns,meat pies,eggrolls io d hotel
(if dirs alot of customas,dn u wil be makin tons of cash)

dpendn on ur moral level,he can b aranging escorts/ashewos



BUT ABOVE ALL HALF BREAD IS WAY BETER DAN NONE

WHEN LIFE THROW U A LEMON...
Make a lemönade,
sell d lemonade,
buy fertiliza
plant the lemon seeds
watch ur orchad blossom
and in nearest future
establish a juice company...ceo stanvesco

hahahaha,very funy o

MVLOX:
Bros if dem collect ur small 1 or 2gd no vex just run simple server for ur phone and in 1 day I swear u go recover more dan u lost....all tanx to mtn the king of cheater and hypocrisy in naija...

Please enlighten me on dis simple ser tin o.....I bot 1gig for my modem and its 221 mb in 36hours.....abeg can I use it on bb or ma modem or only on android

forix4u:
Sometimes I want to regret going to school because arguably I still fail to see the reasons or benefits of going to school. Yesterday a friend of mine whose parents took him to learn electrical on cars after primary school, went to withdraw 1.5m to purchase a jeep. His story building is near completion, married and blessed with 2 wonderful kids. We all know what it takes to have a story building in Lagos. This my friend barely reads a simple sentence.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not envious of him rather I'm happy but today, I'd to take a seat and remembered how he convinced me to join him in learning this same handiwork that has made him the prospective landlord and car owner that he's today while I chose to go to school to acquire a certificate only to have graduated and served fathers land without a job to even make boast of. I also have some friends who dropped after secondary school, today they are all married and living good...

It's kinda annoying and I don't know if to say regrettable for going to school because it has not even paid off. The annoying aspect self is most jobs today can't even foot one's expenses and bills due to the hash economy and almost every job you get today is contract base, so one begins to think what is the purpose of spending several years reading without any tangible benefit awaiting stresslessly.

A friend once told me dat; sly before u finish medical skool ,I would have finish edlearning my work and made millions y u r still a student........

I laughed and told him, my dear I don't have to finish skool before I start making money.....


Haahahahha and I made tonnes of cash as a student....



Op ma advice, get dis book, WHY A STUDENT WORK FOR C STUDENT AND B STUDENT WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT





Its an eye opener.......


U will understand why wat happened to u is happening....


But I tell u.....NOTHING BETTERS A MAN LIKE THE FOUR WALLS OF A SCHOOL.... Ceo stanvesco group of companies


Remenber not everyone attending four walls of a school come out EDUCATED.....



I have seen a mass comm students who suck at writting letters,press release, articles etc


I have seen an electrical engineer who can't fix a bad light bulb

I have seen a vet doctor who don't no athing about raising poultry birds


I have seen a doctor who's dumb at work


I have seen an educationist who's shaky infront of d board....


NEED I GO ON?





I will suggest u start working on ur mindset, and skill......
And drop d concept of becoming an employee and imbibe dat of an EMPLOYER

menix:
What if d light frm the other end of the tunnel is that of a train?

D last time I checked my dear,tunnels have side walk....._ get d fvck off d. Rail, and keep walking ahead...bkos dirs always a light at d end of eevry tunnel

bomasek:
Boss its a case of camera angle,what came out of it is appealing to the eyes but look closely @the picture,its gonna be on her profile for a while cause that shot is her best and the angle tells a false story. I stand to be corrected though. The onus lies on her to prove me wrong with another shot without those frames and side shot(frontal pix will suffice)

kk bro.....anyway shes still okk....i guess she wont oblige ur request sha...dat pix wud certainly last longer dan she wants it to....hahaha

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

i honestly aint gunning to win d title of Bf...
I of course av ma Gf....

But if ama woo u,

ama woo u with words so soft,
ur ears wil swell wit pride,
i wil show u so much afection,
ur heart wud glo with pride,
i wud make n call u countles pet name

nkemmu
nwa pioyoyo mu
my dearest darling
mamana
my love
my 1 n only
my moon
my cherikoko
my oilpalm
my jupiter
my world
my delectable 1

if i were to woo u with sweet foods,
i wil search 4 d rarest blend of spice,
d rarest meat
d rarest cuisine
n employ d best chef,
2 make a dinner 4 one....
Wit ma humble knees on d floor

i wil gracefuly hold a golden tray 4 u 2 feed upon....

Dats how dip i wud wana woo u...

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

hey lady delectable,
you may nt be as prety as miss nora,
or own a lips so soft as miss breezy...but u r butiful in ur own way,

u may av photo shopd, usd sum1 elses pix, or failed to upload ur real pix,
but sure as black is beauty,
as sure as d rainbow is colourful,
as sure as d sun warms d heart,
so i wispa into ur ears dat ur beautiful in ur own way,p

a thousand tribal marks,
ten thousand rashes,
even an eyeball dangling from its socket,
wont stop u frm bin butiful in ur own way,

a thousand hurt words thrown at u,
many bashings given to u,
leering mockery aimed at u,
i solemnly tell u,
u r adorable in ur own way,


i tel u,
u r butiful lyk a diamond in d sky,
u r butiful lyk a blossoming orchard,
u r lovely like a butiful fairy
i repeat dat u r butiful io ur own way

dnt let d hurt words crush u,
many wud fight 100 men,
only if day saw how beaviful u r to behold,

[quote author=delectablegyal post=37754574]I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I know dat wen u tot of n typed dis post dis mrn,

u rolled ova and smiled,
i gues u didnt expect al dis,
u wantd 2 just read tru switest of words,
heartflaming wordings,
knee weakening rhymes
heart freezing melodies
blood boiling stanzas

bomasek:
Nora is average looking,very average.

haba,haba,haba naaaaw
(drops d glas of stremy angrily n a steak of grilled peppered chicken)

haba how kan u say dat miss nora is average,
not at all ,
dir 3 gals i wont mynd chasing offline nairaland....she, or miss breezzy and zhanny....

My type of lady,
d soft look
nyc skin
pliable lips
lovely eyes
well groomed scalp hair
humorous
knows a joke
and matured comments

but am an UNBELIEVER OF ONLINE LOVE....

hahahahaha,
am so blessed with ma adorable lady o,shes a diamond walahi,

anyway sha,
as a supa funy guy,
a smoot talker,
and a great catch,

she wud be going tru my own fone rada dan hers.....until she stumbles upon 1 secret admirers mesage n she wil

u know na!!!

If ur relationshp is nida hot nor cold ,love wil spit una out of its mouth....

rashals:
How much do they use to buy dem since am wrong

bro,i didnt min 2 insult or belittle ur suggestion,but i was in a priti gud mood,and ur 200naira shoe 4 2500naira,made my day o.

Wat i meant was; even u wont wana buy dose shoes 4 ur enemy....day r kayan bola(dustbin guds)

u certainly dnt wana invest 1million naira in dat(whow upto 4000shoes with waybill)

am not saying its not a gud bisness;
but its a struggling business,not so advisable with such loveable capital.

If he invests such money into such shoes,
he wont recova even 500k bliv me?

My apologies 1ce again

ozy4christ:
Vanity upon vanity,jesus is coming very soon

twas king solomon dat made dat statement...toh my dear,i hope u av a li2 idea how dat man enjoyed dis life,b4 he made dat statement....
Ok oh,
hmmmm
ok oh

rashals:
Since you are yet to enter business line, I suggest you divide the money into two . You mentioned that you have a shop at a very nice site. Male and female OK shoes and sandals are in high demands nowadays, all you need to do is to use one million enter Cotonou. There OK footwears cost around #200 per one and you can resell it around #2500 in 9ja. Believe me if you do nice selection, you will be making more than 10k per day

really !!? Ok shoes in cotonue is like 200naira...chai,chai,chaii,diaris God o,
whoeva gave u dat info no just like u,
even custom wont allow u carry such dirty n enta Nigeria...
Shoe in cotonue 200naira,n u wil successfully sell 4 2500naira

lmao


laf wen don comot ma boxer n use am do headwarmer....

Oga Seun; God bless u 4 creating dis forum...

U made my day,
sum1 move dis to joke section

how many years wil it take to sell d whole shoes....loll

upwardmode:
Unfortunately your maths is terrible...The feeding n all are not calculated the way you just did. By the 12th week if he has say 9500 broilers grown bird and he sell at min @ min #2000... u sef do the maths.

i just dey look like lukman...oboy see calculator mony,chai dats lyk 19miliooon....if na like dat e easy,broilers 4 don plenty pas human bins 4 dis world....
Who buys a 12weeks broiler 4 2k(shey na siamese broiler)
how on earth wil 2million raise 10000 broilers(were dir house,feeds,vaccines,labor,miscellanous,transportation,heat source,etc)

kai,i love nairaland,
a place where every1 is an expert at anything

vani86:
Lol OP. No need to be embarrassed at all.

Did she give birth to you through inmaculate conception.

I have seen KY Jelly (for those who know what it is) more thn once in my parents room when i was young and growing up. I am sure they did not know i will know what it is. Not knowing i read a lot of novels and have read about it.

i guess ur dad or moms a doctor,
dats wat we use for digital rectal examination

alexistaiwo:
so many loopholes in this theory.

1. is the money printed by CBN?

2. if the money is printed by CBN, how did the so called demons get the money without it being reported missing?

3. if the money isn't printed by CBN, how did the demons printed the money?

4. is the serial number on the money valid when check on the CBN database.

Let us face the truth, if you are destined to be rich, you will succeed in life. No such thing as money ritual. Hustle hard and God will crown your hard work

i have neva belivd in blud money bin vomited by a corpse,
howeva d concept of blud mony exist,
though i dnt know how it happens

powerfulsettingz:
I wish those angels can help in promoting black by been black, i wonder if any angel will rock a black skin

my dear,na white pipu day draw angel as white o,
y drawing dmons n dvil as black,
kai,oyinbos c us finish o.

Blizzyblinkzy:
pls don't open it yet. I can helep u search 4 her oh.. What do they say abt mama boy?

dey fall hard,
dey love silly,
and dey so obsess ova u!!
And u trully dnt want an
e-guy mooning ova u
bt truly u do luk lyk my chidinma,
if only u kan change ur pix,
den maybe i wud clearly know u nt ma chidinma

Blizzyblinkzy:
haha. Don't transfer the love. I want a little likeness

hmmmmmmm naaa where i kept my feelings 4 her,if i open it, na flood of emotions o, plus am a mamas boy, u know wat day say of mamas boys abi?

Blizzyblinkzy:
Really.

Lolz......... Ayam chidinma

u beta warn urslf o. (Lol)
if i transfa d love i hav 4 her on u ehn, ur bf wil just be crying everyday o

Blizzyblinkzy:
I love my BF. He's perfect 4 me.. No coma

p
u luk so much lyk ma childhood love chidinma...i almost screamd wen i saw ur dp

LesbianBoy:
This is rubbish! Children like this end up being ''spoilt brats''. As for me when i am old i will not give my children any of my companies because i know what i suffered to get to where i am today. They will have to suffer like children of the poor to know that life is not a bed of roses!

den who wil u gv? Sumbody else pikin abi?
Lmao,

IHate9ja1:
Yes oh,I can see many man are intimidated by a womans position but for me it would rather be a stepping stone and ladder for me to get to the top

i tell u my broda,
how else can God bles a man by giving him an assest rada dan a liability...
Imagine i see a gal dat kan gv me a soft loan of 10million....
I go dey talk can i or can i not.....
Disrespect is staying in 1rum n paying d bills rada dan staying in a duplex owned by a lovin wife

foolishnes is prefering to ride okada,dan having a range rover ownd by my butiful wife

madnes is prefering 2 boro 300k 4 wedding ceremony rada dan aving a posh celebratn sponsored by a rich wife

stupidity is prefering to be insulted by a poor wife in d midu of a publik compound,

dan bin insultd by a rich wife in ur own compound.

Who says a poorer n les educated wife wont tie wrapa n insult d hel outa her husband

abeg o,

God,
abeg i know am going to be extremely wealthy in life,
but if d breaktru wud be frm a rich wife,abeg brng her

kstadaura:
Can you marry a lady that is more educated,richer than you?. or she is working and you are unemployed?

Is she going to be loyal in the long run?

the problem is not marrying a lady richer or more educated...
The main problem wud be staying poorer n less educated.....e.g
If a serious minded entrepreneur like me catch a more educated and richer lady.....
Allah na Godwiiin o

no more appying 4 youwin,diamond bank,gtb bank,or Boi grants or loans....

Shebi,shes my wife...
See free grant o...
Sharply i wil colect loan of 20milion naira,
establish an ultra modern poultry farm,
extra 10milion ,
establish an ultra modern diagnostc centre,
den,
we sit bak n make babies,
no worying to pay bak,no busy body grant monitors 2 folo u,

in a decade i wil return d loan,
even if shes stil richer n more educated,i don try....

D truth is dat,na pipu mouth go dey wory d man,
but 4 me,
my wife can be richer or more educated,
i wont be intimated