₦airaland Forum

olafisoyeibukun:
1. Short
2. Dark in complexion
3. Fat
4. Busty
5. Married at age 35+
6. Doesn't like cows
Etc. Add yours and let's the fun continue.
Hit like if you think my observations are right

typing probably from ekiti,ogbomosho or ijebu ode,
and ur idea of a fulani,is a cow herdsman with stick across his neck,parambulating with white cows....
Hehehe
d fulanis r taking of d country,
are as chubby n as pretty as a diva,owning multimillion naira facilities,
and u r here ;imagining dem to b d underveloped folks u see in macmillian textbook.

My point;dnt sterotype,dnt blittle any tribe,
and by d way,i get d joke
so hahahaha!!

so it means,if i walk into the bank ön wednesday....i wönt be able to widraw,send or make any transaction!!!
U mean if i want to close my account and collect my money they wont ansa me!!
U mean 4eva n eva,my money have gone!!!
.
Even if na mark of d beast number dem wan give pipu,wont dir b anoda shaaance! Neh!!

Even if na nigeria dey divide wont i kollect my money!!!!

If dem born uba ,access ,and gtb branch 4 zaria well,make dem try me....didnt we do dis same shit in d bank some years back.

Mtccheew!!!
Abeg any capenter on nairaland,i need a giant kolo

Good day folks,
please i heard d printers at abuja are superb,
and the DI machines dir r breathtaking,
plz any1 with idea of a press i can work with.
Also estimated price 4 A3 and A4 Full colour.
Thanks

bro do ur tin,
loose all d hair u wanna eva loose,bliv me it will groom u into a better man....
4 dose telling u dat u av bin friendzone....see;
next tym u r in such situation,and u backing her and a little bit higher,
just lift her jaw up n deepkiss her,
then whisper in2 her ears....
I will take u when i want u....
Incase u av bin zoned,it brings u out faster,
if she slaps u,repeat it.....

Anyway,guy dats a chivalrous act,
neva let any1 stop u from being nyc to d lady folks,so long u know exactly when to swing d seduction,n melt dir soul.

esazobor@yahoo.com

vizkiz:
ooh baby, you are so beautiful you remind me of the zombie in resident evil!

The love I have for you is as usless and meaningless as the word "gfkfdvfduifdbnflk"

If I can choose between loving you and chopping off my dick, I'll rather buy a sharp sword for the smooth and fast process

Baby, I have search my whole life and I'v gone through the whole of Nairaland but I haven't seen a moniker as dumb as yours

You beauty is so tempting it makes smegol in "lord of the rings" more sexy!

When you see a falling star at night, don't bother to make a wish cuz I sent it to crush your scary face off!

I wish dreams are like wishes and wishes do come true cuz I dreamt I ran across you with a trailer last night


Baby, I hope you love these messages, or do you want more?

hehehe,
u try,
if she turns out 2 b d real person in her dp....

Lordgatt46:
As a responsible guy i have tried all my best to make the relationship work up but she always want to feel bossy and as a guy i hate such from a gal.i have been there for her in terms of everything.Anytime i talk to her she wouldn't listen but will feels that anything she do is always right and i so much hate such.i don't know what to do because i can't cope again.

i guess,
shes pretty
intelligent
a veego(un-cained)
and a prize to kip.

If shes not any of dese,bro just free her without d dignity of break-up

howeva,
most veegos,r unconciously harsh 2wads dir male counterpart,so is she one!

Is she more boxed up?
Is she more intelligent?
Bros,
are u d real bf,
asistant bf,
or special adviser?

In summary,women are awesomely complicated,
so plz dnt break up with her yet,
sit her down n talk to her about it,
if she needs to be made love to ,to reset her head,
give her a lung tearin,bed shaking,pilow scatering sex bro,
and dnt throw ur gal away,
sum1 else will pik her up .

Freest:
I happened to be in a relationship and for the first time i asked my girl to come meet my parents since we started getting serious and next year i have plans to get married to her. she met my parents three weeks ago and stayed in our family house for about a week before going back. Since then my Dad calls her like every day just to check up on her. This is beginning to get me worried as it is unusual of my Dad. FYI my Dad is a clergy man and very disciplined hence i know nothing is wrong negatively. But my concern is that the man is taking the relationship more serious than even me in the relationship. Am concerned and my girl is so excited about it. I had plans to talk to my dad but don't know if it is right. I feel my dad is making this girl feel supercool and am not comfortable with that. Please i need candid advice!!!


#Freest#

u no ur dad well,and ur lady well....
However shit happen!
Is ur mum alive?
My advise; ur dad may want to find out if u guys r staying 2gda(disciplinarian in him)
he may want to make d lady feel at home(the clergyman)
however if at any point the edo man in him surface.....broda kary ur woman n run oh,she may nöt even nö wen she fall in love,especially if ur mum aint around.

Just gv ur dad sumtym,he will reduce d calls.

fine guys are excellent salesmen,excellent professionals, ask ramsey n van vicker!!

how much,am interested

INTROVERT:
Hmmm....
Sly guy

madam introvert wetin sly do lol. I guess he will come around,though she may have being a side-chick all along. 1 minute silence for all d good side chicks worldwide

My lord and my God.
HmmmMmmmmmm
I promise myself to stay off online transAction for a long time.
Na wa oooooo,dis not so nice oh,so we can't trustt anyone online again.......

Abuth zaria interview for house officers ön wednesday 17th of june. Plz any info on unibens list...

esazobor@yahoo.com...08063152970

akanick:
I'm interested, kindly mail it 2 my inbox. Timothyovie@gmail.com Thanks

Am in


08063152970

makdel:
08027069745

helo mrn.
please i sent you a mail.

kindly respond.
whats your most preffered mins of communication.
mine is whatsapp.

sorry folks,being running around with clearance and licence stuffs..will upload pix asap....keep the calls coming in

dgitrader:
Never catch a falling knife

..................sometimes its better to keep quiet

Reason for sale;
relocating to another part of the country....and most likely out of the country soon

Now that the election scare is over,and things have returned to normal,we can all thankfully return to our hustle.
This is a 2o rooms apartment.
each room goes for 45k per year,however houses around this area go for upto 160per year ,especially with a little tushing up.
its located behind leather research ,a 7minute walk from The prestigious Ahmadu Bello University zaria.
for more information contact me
08063152970


pictures to be uploaded tomorow.
thanks

i nid am badbad oh.
400naira...hmmmm....how can i pay

eloride:
Hello everyone i've been in China for the past 6months with my wife and 2 kids, and for some months now, i have been buying goods for people and sending them to their owner, what is it do u have in mind to buy let me help you buy them and send it over

Or if you have anything you want me to help you check or confirm over here, or even help you ship down to Nigeria, kindly write me an email: cuttydessy@gmail.com

wats ur preferred mode of communication sir...calls..email...bbm...wassap.......i prefer watsapp?
need to communicate with you asap

please for samples..you can dd me on whatsapp..tanks.
mr ayo pls add me,i have being trying to upload d pix here but its not uploading

i have being trying to upload pictures as requested,please its refusing to upload.
kindly add me on whatsapp.
thanks

....pictures loading.....
samples of drinks will be uploaded soon..

HELLO NAIRALANDERS
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now the latest is customissing drinks.
for your customised wedding/engaagement drinks.
contact us
phone number : 08063152970
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so wats d big deal in dat



wen pipu dey cry about