₦airaland Forum

buchostags:
u almost fooled me...I almost, just nearly scored ur game A, then this post haapund

broda,
dis my 1st non-serious post ok.
If you almost scored me an A,toh dash me a B,and am still cool with it.
Whats your point though

honestly,
no where else have i being entertained so much,compared to nairaland.
You read quotes and wonder what on earth was the person high on.
The craziest n funiest for me so far is.....
The thunder that will fire you,is receiving training at ISIS.

I wish i remenber the postor.

Please post your funiest nairaland quote,and the link/postor if u remenber.

#spreads mat,drinks yoghurt diluted with gin#
oya we day wait

AfricanApple:
no be lie o, I have a hot temper and can be too quick atimes, and u won't even know I'm annoyed with

which one be tenor voice, my voice is just there o, not bad and not extraordinary lolzz

haa!
Mogbe,
abeg no eva vex 4 me oh,
i cry easily.
Do u intend bkumin a model

farano:
"You look so sexy baby"

p
whooow!!
(in the very words of all those dudes)
you look so sexy baby.
But y u pouting ur lipz in ya pix ehn

jmoore:
I won't propose to her with a ring.

hahahaha,
na chain u go use ?? Bros na wa 4 u oh,
u wan use cuff links propose to her neh

AfricanApple:
the commonest things guys says to me are: you are very quiet and you walk like a model

had a quiet fwend once,
una vex day hard o.
Hope u av a tenor voice to go with ur qualities

MrsBreezy:
Haha well I dunno. That makes me sound very intimidating.

Lol you're welcome.

ya 2 alot of guys u certainly will be intimidating,2 me....i wil be ur lafing gas,always...i had brake ur ribs from humor b4 u cal ma name sylvester

Tattooboy:
i'm already taken,

eiyaaaa,sory
u reminded me of joes song....
Why are all d good girls ,taken everytime,
why do i kip falin 4,d rong gals everytime....

Dnt wory bro,
d ray of love from ya hat,would fynd d soul of ur true love.{i just hope i undastud ur point,incase i didnt,am sori}

Afrok:
... Just include me in ur plan B and I'll drive the ladies to ur thread, pretty ones .

bros,i no get any plan at al at al oh,
infact i dash u d thread ryt now.
Anyway bring the ladies,
lets have fun,
pipu say am spontaeneosly creative,
so somtin cud spring up along d line

busterr:
whats that?

just kidin
omo kekere= li2 child

baje= spoil

MrsBreezy:
If you say so.

tanks 4 d coments on ma thread,
anyway,
a cutie like u would hear so little,
coz most dudes will be convulsing y talking to you.
The few dat would muster d courage to talk to u,wil just kip ranting off-points

Afrok:
Op this one wey U dey one corner for back seat dey sight pretty ladies wey dey open the door of ur thread and comment, I hope U don't have plan B .

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaiahahahaha,
were is dis rat killer make i give dis guy drink,kai...
U ma

busterr:
what's your soundtrack? if anyone understood what i mean.

an omo kekere is viewing this thread,do not baje him for his moda

barackodam:
Thank you for believing in me

bros e b like say u b police officer oh,
abi u be mariage counselor.lol

MrsBreezy:
Haha no no no I've perfectly normal lips

hmmm,normal in a sensual way i guess..

Afrok:
Well op na uncommon words dem dey tell me , since U only requested for the common words, sorry I didn't comment .

hahahaha,no i mean,the comonest words d oposite sex say to you ok.
E.g
kai,broda ur head big oh

hoyinkansola:
brb

hahahaha,is dat d comonest tin pipu say 2 u,kai...u r way too cute

MrsBreezy:
You're really weird.
Nice lips
Why is everything so sexxual to you?

hmmmm
so true jare,especialy dat lipz aspect

hahaha,i hope dats not d comonest tin o,bkos wit dis ya pwiti pix adonbilivit

You meet a new friend of opposite sex,
and a conversation ensues....you become friends/acquaintance,and after the conversation you get a goodbye remark.
Hmmmm!
Personaly,
the commonest thing the opposite sex have said to me is....
Gosh,guy you so funny,
closely followed by ....oh boy,you are a clown.....
Hmmmm whats yours

Folks and guru in the house,please any idea on publishing books via alibaba,negotiating with some suppliers and prices seem fair enough.....will use sea shipping for importation,but my real fear are
What custom duty on books like at the moment,before it use to be duty free....the last I checked it was 62percent......so please gurus what's your take on this idea of printing from china....
Sea shipping of 1cbm will cost me 50k using st Patrick's logistics

esazobor@yahoo.com

lagtech:
2004 Nissan Xterra-CD Player-Good body. Lands in January.
$3000 + Shipping & Clearing.

2003 Toyota Corrolla-still runs good-('bashed in at drivers side recently-1 owner) $1000 + Shipping & Clearing.

@Homguy-will upload pics of the cars we found.

Please I don't understand oga lagtech,is it 1000 dollars for everting for DAT corolla or its only d cost

Please I need PayPal fund of 17dollars.
Please I need recommendation,especially that guy that both yoga lagtech and oga yellow always recommend.
I just can't find his comments on this thread
Please,thanks

[quote author=julian888 post=26970096][/quote]I just stumbled on this thread,this excatly what I have being waiting for.
Will there be anything like commission,and can my different goods be consolidated

sir goodday,please how much is it to unlock an iphone 3gs thats locked to att.

Bleshh: aaaaw, i just read ur post. Hmmm, u want to sell labcoats. Thats a gr8 idea buh Mr. , y dont we sell Akara and PuffPuff in schools? Omo, e go make brain gan. Students go chop chop chop chop chop and chop till FG ban Akara and PuffPuff for Naija as he ban Ponmo!!

. hmmmmmmmm flesh and blood did not reveal that to you.how about,we give free tickets to get akara or pufffpuff for 2weeks on patronizing us.whow am going to work on this idea,thanks a million

musty001: Sanvesco on nl.(nice)
Also a student dere,mbbs.
Zak131 thingy.

. My respect bro,we are planning on going national and international,....thanks for stopping by to comment

Hmmmm at a price that can't buy a good techno in nigeria

Their was a time I thought all the noise about the Internet was a scam,but right now with the help of Lagtech and jimmy,I am the proud owner of a tablet and an apple iPhone,all the way from obodo oyibo.taaaasanks soooooooo much

Ogaaaa mi,kai shey dat laptop remain so....infact I for like carry the two,i go sell am even before e reach my hand...please give us the link so we can patronize too oh,

oga mi u do well.thannnnks sir