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hahahahahahaha
op
walahi u sound like someone i know oh...are you sure he doesnt have a galfrnd ehn

plussss hes loaded with ladies admirations
so ur own na like joke

please i am serious about this

can someone explain what friend zonung means

sometimes i see girls and i just want to b friends
i tell dem from d outset..and midway i remind dem dat we r still just friends


just one gal have ever said d words...lets be just friends....and i was supercool with it...she eventually saw she.passed over a treasure island....sooooo
please whats exactly dis tin called friendzoning


make e no b say i don frnd zone tire

walescon:
for Best Result do a Clean Install iOS. insert any Sim card you want.

long time bro
you wont believe that the day i unlocked that phone someone stole it

hello plz how much is danshiki in india
also can i get your contact so we can talk

is their a way of deleting his comment from your thread


anyway
i need to chat with you about some things i want to start producing in china
lost my fone some weeks bak but i just got anoda

wen am a bit free i will fix up my bbm n wasap so we can talk more

hello please op
can we talk
the second poster made your poster appear like a joke

@ ladywriter please do you have any idea how much they sell danshiki cloths in ghana




you have bin doing a grest work here oh.
honestly i should be into dis online writing bisness bkos
i love writin
constant light in my area
standby gen
laptop..phone ..tablet.all connected
bin on freelancer for two years




hmmmmmm

do you know how much danshiki weas cost

booking space..op u will hear from me.were are u based

Dyoungstar:
The errors are many, I just stumbled into this and just have to make offhand list, I will be comprehensive next time.






ERRORS TO NOTE

1. Don't exaggerate and give unrealistic figures in your balance sheet.

2. While writing make sure your business must be viable and capable to create jobs.

3. Make sure to know your line of business very well.

4. Make sure to employ workers with experience or are in same field as you.

5. Make sure to put in place fund management measures.

6. Don't leave anything to chance, take details of every little thing as much as the big ones.

7. Be consistent and straight forward, not displaying any form of fraudulent behavior.

8. Make sure to give accurate details because they'll always confirm.

They know the market price of everything you mention, they do market survey.

9. The location of your business should be conducive for your kind of business. For example, you can't be in the north and apply to go into movie production or shipping business - for which sea?

10. Details and figures must correspond in both the business proposal and business plan.discrepancies will mar your chances.

11. Make sure to have contributions to make into the business, not just collecting money from them. You should have efforts of your own or family members in the business.

Just imagine you went to borrow money from a bank or an individual to start business and you don't have anything on ground, nothing, you just went to collect their own money. What's your stake then?

They won't give you. Even some people will not even contribute transportation fare and recharge card bills, they want everything done for them.

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I will stop here for now, to add more later as I remember, but before I go I want to suggest something to us.



The YouWin money can never reach all of us, thats the bitter truth but I've learnt to accept it and know that whether good or bad my destiny is in my hands and to achieve it, I must work for it tirelessly.


While waiting for YouWin can't we just form an alliance and start up something worthwhile that can help us all.

For instance, joining forces to go into business, like a central business for all.

If we put in our collective effort and ideas as one people it shall surely be successful.

Think about it.

YouWin is real but only 1,200 persons gets it each year.

While waiting, let's have other plans of survival, not to be frustrated if YouWin fail us.

Thanks.

thanks .we wil mit

N2m for what kind of business...frying groundnut and making guguru?

with dat 2m,i wud start 5difrnt biznes,and double dat mony in 18months.
Weldone,
mr 2m,is 2 smal 2 start a biznes,if u win it now,na to buy car and buy drink to wash d car,afta 6month,u go put gallon ontop d car

Dyoungstar:
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I APPLIED FOR 5 PERSONS LAST YOUWIN 3 BUT I HAD VERY SERIOUS FAMILY ISSUES WHICH MADE ME NOT TO PROPERLY FOLLOW THEM UP.

THE PERSONS INVOLVED DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EITHER, THAT WAS HOW THEY LOST THE SECOND CHANCE AFTER I HELPED THEM SCALE THROUGH THE FIRST STAGE.

PEOPLE CAN'T BE SERIOUS WITH THEIR LIFE, WAITING FOR MESSIAH TO DO EVERYTHING FOR THEM.

THE ONE I APPLIED FOR MYSELF DIDN'T SCALE THROUGH SECOND STAGE, BUT IT MUST THIS TIME AROUND.


PLEASE BE PASSIONATE ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO AND FOLLOW IT KEENLY.

NOT LOOKING FOR THE FUND TO SQUANDER IT.

SINCE 2011 MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN WINNING THE GRANT, A FRIEND EVEN WON TWICE. ONE FOR HIM AND ONE FOR HIS WIFE. 20MILLION IN ONE FAMILY.

I WAS JEALOUS, BUT HAD TO DISCARD THE USELESS JEALOUSY AND DO MY BEST.

THE TRUTH IS FOR 3 TIMES I'VE APPLIED 3 TIMES I'VE BEEN INVITED BUT ALWAYS END UP AT THE SECOND STAGE.

NOW, I'VE KNOWN MY ERROR AND I'VE EQUIPPED MYSELF.

BY GOD'S GRACE I AM POCKETING 10M IF THEY DIDN'T PLAY US TRICKS THIS TIME.
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broda e b like say na d same tin day happen 2 us.
I always had a major exams on d screenining dates.
But by Gods grace,come 27thmarch,i wil be out of skool.
youwin here i come

bro plz do you mean if i want to send 3laptops from ebay to nigeria thats worth 10lbs, all i will pay is the cost per lbs and your 3000.


what if i am buying from different sellers, will you consolidate my item, or you will charge me 3000 per each buyer i will buy from

A 20 room student apartment is up for sale in kaduna state.

Location: zaria,just 12minutes walk from the prestigious maingate of ahmadu bello university.

All original documents are available

the road is tarred,constant electricity,a well,the rooms are big.


Currently the house rent is 40k,however the cost of houses around same location is upto 75k per year,

and if its well arranged,houses go upto 150k per room/year

location:
behind 2 great institutions: abu and leather research,so geting tenants is neva d problem

Asking Price: 4million naira(slightly negotiable)

Reason for sale
leaving North for south,and leaving Nigeria soon

contact:
08063152970

sydneyobioha:
I didn't get wht u mean't by scent?? Are u into Bar soap production..

broda it means,expect my call anytime,bin eyeing dis biznes in a very long time sir.
My regards sir

sydneyobioha:
My bros, if u have time i will advice u to go into White multi-purpose soap manufacturing..

All u need is to
1. build a batcher in ur compound =#50k,
2. Buy a soap boiler/mixer (50liters capacity), u can it at 25k in Aba.
3. Tell a carpenter to construct abt 10 soap moulds for u mayb 500naira each =5k.
4. Then a table with cutter =5k.
5. Buy a kerosine burner, its sold at 6k here in my area.
Raw materials:
3 bags of caustic soda =12k.
1drums of red oil or palm kernel oil (P.K.O) = 33k in my locality.
50liters of Talo fat = 15k.
4liters of perfume (citronela or jasmin) =5k.
1bag of calcium or cayolene = 650naira.

Thats all u need bro.. If u invest 300k in white multi-purpose soap business for 6months, i bet u will wouldn't like to do any other business except soap business once ur product is nice and smells gud coupled with sharp marketers.

I started mine in 2012 after my nysc with 250k and today i hv alot of advancements, a hv also acquired alot of pludders and mixers (capital equipments) and my turnover is upto 1,500,000 per month, with 7 staff strenght.
Soap is one of the products that sales well in the market once ur product has a nice perfume of which i can direct u where u can get better raw perfumes here in Aba.

I will be happy to teach u the production processes and standards, bt if u within southeast u can come down to Aba and see things for urself. U can have a manager or relative will be managing it for u while u do ur nromal job, or u can be producing in d evenings..

Thats my little contribution to ur question bro.

Mail me: sydneyobioha@gmail.com

booking u bro,

bro please wats dat scent....hmmm dats stanvesco soap

bro I made this post about 1year ago now, I hope you are still into this business, please how can I meet you, I am ready to go into this business sir.
thanks

Good mrn everyone,
May God bless all our hustle,
God bles nairaland,seun osewa,all d supamods n mods n ops.
Tkia,

Ikonz:
You wrote all these without quoting seun, he may not see it for a long time.

Again, your write-up is full of grammatical blunders, incomplete wording is not officially allowed.



Sir, kindly look into Stanvesco's allegations and act speedily. If Nixanda is guilty then take note of:
1. All the handles he used to run this business.

2. His sister jennyluv, an accomplice here on nairaland and her alleged alternate handle "chipraise". They both run the business. Her own thread is also filled with suspicious complaints.

hahahahahahahahaha,
oga ikonz,
u want make i come open dikisionary b4 i type,
u no it aint so cool 2 openly say ur wordings are full of gramatika erors,
wen u n i know dat i was writing casualy,

anyway,i 4gv u sha,

@ikonz.....
I think u guys in charge of nairaland should cary out a survey on why pipu visit nairaland....
Honestly,
d brawls,name-caling,
d idonbilivit,d i just day buk space,and exchanges like dis ,are wat kip pipu glued 2 dir phones.
Anyway dats me sha,


and, b4 u run call me a jobles pikin ehn,
just no say....idonbilivit.

If u fault my coment;ikonz ehn,i will bann u.

EgusiSoup:
Sometimes I wonder how much he pays you guys to come here. I don't think what you're doing is fair, let's call a spade a spade.

Does the "glomax" evidence not prove beyond reasonable doubt that this Nixon Guy is wicked and a fraud?

What you are doing is not fair at all!


People have been duped!

@egusi soup.....
its not evryone dat sits on d fence,dats paid oh.
Just sometyms,it means u are seeing tins @ a difrent level.

I know pipu av bin aparently duped,and dats why,i stated that they should be refunded.
81k,no be just big money...me started biznes with 17k,and grew it 2 milions,so i know wat it means.
We hope d needful wud b done,and please chartey aint a paid agent..#

hmmmm!
I no sum pipu are sayin,bizi bodi,y u type dis long text.

My reply: am massively heart-broken because i wanted 2 go into it,at least to bounce back financialy 2 my feet,and wahlahi d initial pictures blew my mind

since am nida a judge nor a lawyer;
but could be part of d jury:
MY OPINION
1. Even nixanda himself did not no d content
2.he ova trusted/estimated his suplier
3.he unda estimated his buyers
{one mans xmas cloth,maybe anoda mans rag,at list na wetin oyibo wear-remain,na im we day quarel ontop}
4.
He should return buyers money minus transport,and 5percent 4 oda logistics

5. I believa nixanda is a hustler and not a tif,i bliv hes making d best of life,but probably life day hard am.

6. Oga nix,sit down and reorganize ur biznes

after placing the oda,
yet again what they claimed day got,was a far cry from what they tot they paid for?

Then,
someone,
brot out an old 2009 thread,linking nixanda to an asumed car scam,

nixanda initialy denied dat he was the same person,but later acepted sir.


CHARGES AGAINST NIXANDA SALES REP:
1. He advertised what he wasnt seling
2. He shortchanged his customas
3.alternate 'monikas' to appraise his product and tongue-lash his customas
4. Attempting to/or manipulating customers
5. Pendin charges against dat 2009 thread..

sir,
before the defendant and the complainant present their case(s)
let me summarive

the defendant
he advertised high quality grade A,clothing from uk.
He uploaded pictures that he actually claimed were from the company;wilcox

a couple of people insisted he uploaded realtime pix from bales,but he claimed he couldnt just randomly open bales

now sir,
based on the belief,dat d clothings would be at least similar to what was uploaded,a couple of people placed dir oder,

1st wave of wahala;
dis hapend almost imediately d 1st odas were made,pipu complained dat day received rag-like clothing compared to what was uploaded,and d amount paid

Response frm defendant;
smooth response,apologies,
howeva his(probably not) elda sista came into the thread and made a mess;insulting customas...

Outcome
pipu lost intrest and trust.
Then,sudenly
testimonies and pix started flowing in from certain pipu{now suspected to be nixanda himself}
this made
the complainantr
ladyinred
odas
to place an oda worth 81thousand.

Seun:
What the Bleep is happening here? Fowlyansh should send his report to moderators if he has something to report. Brawls are not tolerated.

na lieeee(my eyes are deceiving me oh)
ah mogbe,is dis d original seun osewa of nairaland...
Ah!
Boda,ur own go beta,
cheiii,
ti re ma da!!
Imagine me paying my fees personally without tears courtesy of nairaland!!
Haa,
my eyes are sheding molten magma!
Ota re,wo oni kpa e,laiye yi
boda,
walahi am speechless
tanks 4 dis platform called nairaland.

hahaha.,dat wata color stuff hapend 2 me.
Though,all u had to do was to remove d part with mould,or if its evrywere,u mix with hot wata.
Walahi,
op i tink u are a giant?
U pour wata color ön an ibo man in his shop?
Hmmm,if dem slap u ehn,u go day see people in black and white for 1yr.

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dear op,
eiyaaa kpele,i know ur pain,av bin financialy independent since my 200l,and now am 3wks to graduatn frm medika skool.
Op,u can do dis.
You can be my agent in your school.
Bliv me ,if u are sincere,hardworking,and smart,
u will bkom independent in no time.
Dis my email
diamondray2020@yahoo.com

op ,reinvest in wateva gave u dat 500k,
if u must do a new biz,
den use only 100k,
den carry d remaining mony and pres am,pres am,pres am again in2 ur acount,
and irespective of sweet talks,bogus claims,lucrativns,
do not reinvest from dat 400k,until u r sound in d new biznes.
Bliv me,many comenters are just electronic advisers}my apologies{,
however,
myself i am tremendously intrested in a curent thread on onion bizness,den in d agric sector,dir is plantain farmin.
However, op,dat ur dough na 1 mighty investment mony,guide it wisely,

and remenber d 7 laws of gold in d richest man in babylon...
Were he gave his savings to a bricklayer,2 buy pearls from a forin land,
do not give ur money,to a novice,
guard ur earnings jealously