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d simple truth b say no 1 expects a small man 2 defeat him,but he must make mouth...
I was at a park once with my madam,and one of d bus guys insulted my babe bkos of 200naira change,
i kept quiet!!
He then readjusted d seats in d vehicle making the pipu on her row uncomfortable,
brother
i tore down d heavens ön dat day,
i was ready 2 draw blud.....and every1 knew it.......he tot i was an easy meat...
D morale.....
No let person kill u 4 notin bkos of woman,however ehn,
sumtyns u gat even fyt a lion 2 defend ur woman(dats if shes worth it sha)

suzzy16:
,yeah,rote learning is vry bad,its good to use ur own idea,nt the way the writer puts it down

hahaha,
i partially agree with you guys....what we did back then was neither cramming nor rote learning per se....in Education its known as DRILLING....
Kinda like a beta 4m of rote learning....
But 2 me sha,dats 1 of d sweetest 4m of reading,
i read out,listen 2 myself n repeat....its awesome,sumtyms i can recall a whole text word 4 word,chapter by chapter....
And if its undastandn,kai,dats extra point.

Anyway sha we made it guys! Dats d koko

hey mogbe!house job when i think say go jump go 193....mogbe....baba 1 chance

THATcalabarboy:
Eze goes to school nko? I hear say Eze no make im waec. E get two shop for Aba now. Simbi now, na runs girl.

hahahahahahaha,
see u oh,
ezeh cleared his waec oh,
he even got in2 a uni
he eventually found his way 2 china,and trust dat igbo guy;
he brought back a brand we all know as
TECHNO;
abrev. Of
TObECHukwu Nonso

firstEVA:

1st eva,well done u hear,u wan make 2 guys fyt shey;welldone

macof:
Its obvious you have a psychological problem because the op doesn't require this response

macof macof macof,
happy new month

Gflat:
I hooked up with a beauty queen last week saturday and we got chatting...she has been responding to my chats and she has even called few times

So just to move things to the next level, I asked her out on a date tomorrow and she agreed to have one with me.

I am thinking about taking her out to a restaurant or bringing her to my apartment(this is my normal routine, but she seem different) I don't know which will be more fun to her.

Please help a brother out here

am watchn u oh,by d tym i put xyz 2gda n discova dat u r who i think u are,
u go single tire

firstEVA:
People are talking election you are talking Emotional matters, na wa for you o

gflat....u sound like one mumu boy dat finished from my skool...
He came close to my territory;and i chased him away like a lizard..dat he was...

I hacked all his accounts,and guess what i found...he was an antichrist....

He forms hollier dan thou,am at a vigil,am at a bible study blablabla

and den go online and spew out corruption....

Begs ladies 4 chat,beg for sex chat,beg dem 2 leave dir guys.....what a low life e-diot...

So Gflat...every tym i read ur post,i feel like breaking bottles on ur head,
i do dis,dis gal do dis,dat 1 wants me bak!!
It brings bile 2 ma throat!

Am really sorry if u not d dude am referring to,
but if u are;
i guess u know me;i really wish d sword fyt still exists.

may GOD protect our wives from wife choppers, if she must fall;let him be uglier than us if hes not;let him be poorer if hes not;let him be a 2mins man, if hes a stud;let him just die of a heart attack b4 day meet

Okpakaeddo:
Thnks Bro! As per Reproduction,both are on Medicare,as per taking care of d wife my guy has been trying given her monthly alawee for her upkip

....honestly bro,am a doc,but u threw me off balance,with the term medicare.,..is dat contraception or pro-fertility
Its obvious shes aggrieved somehow!
Shes walking out of her marriage without fear....plz talk 2 ur friend....d land shes seeing on d oda side is definitely greener....
If he trully loves his wife,den let him fight for her oh,
go to d firm,tell them hes not happy with d employment arrangement,especially if she kant b at delta...

Have u tot dat she may be acting 2 b single;diaris an option of callin d md,but nevertheless stolen water is sweeter

lastly,let him just trust her and let her go n get d job,
if shes trully his,den she wud come bak.

[
hquote author=jc2xl post=35330507]
Because of what sir?? Please which of the Caribbean countries sir?? You have any links sir[/quote]hahahahaha....
I cant give d bkos of reason here oh,i no want ebashing....if u have d financial means 2 go to ukraine or d caribs,
then i can give u a link,my lecturer wen i was in med skøol was an agent to some med schøol abroad....
But dont expect me 2 do d work 4 u,when i link u with any1,u continue d whole communication yourself.
If u are serious add me on whatsapp
08063152970

bro,
plz tell ur frnd 2 sit his wife down n talk 2 her...
He shud 1st; apologise for mocking her all diz years 4 not getting a job(d reason 4 d braven desperation)

2ndly,promise not 2 b selfish financially ever again,

3rdly,
wat d hell is he waiting 4;definitn of subfertility is,1yeas uninteruptd,unprotectd coitus witout a baby,take her 2 go c a doctor....
Hey frnd,dat lady is only protectn herself;
no job,no mony,no child 2 tie d man down,hahahaha,
shes more like a jobless galfrnd....d only problem is shes getting olda

u no its crystal clear,dat d md is sexually attracted to her,n dat ph move....is definitely bedbound...as shes got little or nothing much to loose,
except of course a wedding ring....guy go on ur knees n beg ur wife....
Except off course 2 u its gud riddance 2....

......this is simply the reason i started hustling from skool,and intend making tonnes of cash

just bkos of 900k now,one god4saken,halirtosis ridden,axilla smelling md is trying 2 break up someones marriage

i really dnt know y every1 tinks simbi is a runs gal?
Dat photoshopping dat went viral on fbuk placing d old simbi n a new runs gal simbi is FAKE.
4 crying out loud,simbi is now a doctor,graduated at d top of my class,getting married by october,
and guess what;she did turn out to be a pretty diva....a beauty 2 behold indeed

LaDivva:
Very fine

u r 1smart gal,i must gv dat 2 u oh.
Fecamds imsuth!!omG and u said fynd.
Add me on watsapp,we shudnt derail d thread
08063

LaDivva:
Lol, funny you

anyway hows fecamds imsuth

LaDivva:
Ahhhh, brother you can lie o, I heard Simbi is now a runs girl

hiaaan,diva!
Simbi graduated at the top of my class oh,and shes currently working in a top notchd company....shud i gv u her name on fbuk....or if u doubt me sha,send me a pm,and i will send u her whatsapp number

[quote author=Drenix post=35324361]Mehnnnn I no fit stop 2 dy laf o... Dos days no b hia. Tnk //God I met dos years... It was fun... Sumtyms I luk @ d younger generations, I laf. Bcus dey cum wen . Nowadays......... U go c smal pikin dy watch romantic movie if popsy wan rmove e go dy shout" daddy leave it nah" oooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

shebi asuming dats d only tin dey do,it wont av bin so bad....
I once saw a 4year old listening to her own apple ipod in church,
at a point the mum was like....
Chuchu...remuv d(moda atempted remuvin d earpiece)
walahi!!
She gave her mom a deathstare;and said;DONT DARE:
she hissed and changed her sit!!!!!
HOLY METHUSELAH!!!!
Kai,
in d days of agbo,simbi,edet etc,
she 4 hear whin!
Dem go put pepper 4 her nyash!
What insolence.!
#weeping4mykids#
if only dey no say d bulala wen i go use beat dem in future,i don day boil am inside pepper water....
Click like jaare,if u are
#Team beat ur pikin#

ZACHIE:
and this nonsense hit FP?

...you call it nön-sense, but we call it SENSE.....that macmillian reader made me d person i am 2day. Learn to respect posterity!!! Remodify ur post please

oh!how i sooo love nairaland, its funny how the comments are sweeter than the posts!! Plz dnt stop plz dnt stop fyt fyt fight!!

UNIBEN UNIBEN UNIBEN, please release list please!! Oh!! How i wish i get housejob at uniben. #prayer mode#

Kenkesh:
Αηу doctor Iη the house...lookin ƒσя housejob interested Iη α private practise Iη ε̲nugu shud contact me, i tink i wud αν tơ strike α deal w† u....07010283464

i am interested please,will call you tomorrow,i hope its still available

#someone should please show this to my baby# baby stick to this CEO,of stanvescos group....ama make forbes list soon

its nyc to know dat dir r pipu out dir ,stil pasionate about mbbs.
Bro,
if u av d fund,honestly i tink ukraine or d caribbean wud b ya best shot!!!
Schools in Nigeria wil only gv u d.e 200l....
But dnt 4get ur passion n 4get ur books wen u get 2 d carribeans....

The main reason y most med. Grad frm eida ukraine or d carribean r undavalued bak here,is simply bkos.....
Anyway
all d best.
See u in da field bro...
#wears steth and leaves the thread#
#Becomeadoctor;itslifechanging#

kai,dis mark of d beast tin is becoming a reality øoh!! Hmmm!

olafisoyeibukun:
1. Short
2. Dark in complexion
3. Fat
4. Busty
5. Married at age 35+
6. Doesn't like cows
Etc. Add yours and let's the fun continue.
Hit like if you think my observations are right

typing probably from ekiti,ogbomosho or ijebu ode,
and ur idea of a fulani,is a cow herdsman with stick across his neck,parambulating with white cows....
Hehehe
d fulanis r taking of d country,
are as chubby n as pretty as a diva,owning multimillion naira facilities,
and u r here ;imagining dem to b d underveloped folks u see in macmillian textbook.

My point;dnt sterotype,dnt blittle any tribe,
and by d way,i get d joke
so hahahaha!!

so it means,if i walk into the bank ön wednesday....i wönt be able to widraw,send or make any transaction!!!
U mean if i want to close my account and collect my money they wont ansa me!!
U mean 4eva n eva,my money have gone!!!
.
Even if na mark of d beast number dem wan give pipu,wont dir b anoda shaaance! Neh!!

Even if na nigeria dey divide wont i kollect my money!!!!

If dem born uba ,access ,and gtb branch 4 zaria well,make dem try me....didnt we do dis same shit in d bank some years back.

Mtccheew!!!
Abeg any capenter on nairaland,i need a giant kolo

Good day folks,
please i heard d printers at abuja are superb,
and the DI machines dir r breathtaking,
plz any1 with idea of a press i can work with.
Also estimated price 4 A3 and A4 Full colour.
Thanks

bro do ur tin,
loose all d hair u wanna eva loose,bliv me it will groom u into a better man....
4 dose telling u dat u av bin friendzone....see;
next tym u r in such situation,and u backing her and a little bit higher,
just lift her jaw up n deepkiss her,
then whisper in2 her ears....
I will take u when i want u....
Incase u av bin zoned,it brings u out faster,
if she slaps u,repeat it.....

Anyway,guy dats a chivalrous act,
neva let any1 stop u from being nyc to d lady folks,so long u know exactly when to swing d seduction,n melt dir soul.

esazobor@yahoo.com

vizkiz:
ooh baby, you are so beautiful you remind me of the zombie in resident evil!

The love I have for you is as usless and meaningless as the word "gfkfdvfduifdbnflk"

If I can choose between loving you and chopping off my dick, I'll rather buy a sharp sword for the smooth and fast process

Baby, I have search my whole life and I'v gone through the whole of Nairaland but I haven't seen a moniker as dumb as yours

You beauty is so tempting it makes smegol in "lord of the rings" more sexy!

When you see a falling star at night, don't bother to make a wish cuz I sent it to crush your scary face off!

I wish dreams are like wishes and wishes do come true cuz I dreamt I ran across you with a trailer last night


Baby, I hope you love these messages, or do you want more?

hehehe,
u try,
if she turns out 2 b d real person in her dp....

Lordgatt46:
As a responsible guy i have tried all my best to make the relationship work up but she always want to feel bossy and as a guy i hate such from a gal.i have been there for her in terms of everything.Anytime i talk to her she wouldn't listen but will feels that anything she do is always right and i so much hate such.i don't know what to do because i can't cope again.

i guess,
shes pretty
intelligent
a veego(un-cained)
and a prize to kip.

If shes not any of dese,bro just free her without d dignity of break-up

howeva,
most veegos,r unconciously harsh 2wads dir male counterpart,so is she one!

Is she more boxed up?
Is she more intelligent?
Bros,
are u d real bf,
asistant bf,
or special adviser?

In summary,women are awesomely complicated,
so plz dnt break up with her yet,
sit her down n talk to her about it,
if she needs to be made love to ,to reset her head,
give her a lung tearin,bed shaking,pilow scatering sex bro,
and dnt throw ur gal away,
sum1 else will pik her up .