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Family › Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by stanvesco(m): 6:09pm On Feb 19, 2015

hmmmm!
Iyanga dey sleep,wahala go wake am.
Anyway,i would calmly ask what caused d trouble?
What if my mum na trouble maker in d 1st place,
or what if my wife is schizophrenic?{lol}
i know as the man of d house,i failed in my duty to let dat happen.

Wifey disrespected me 2 slap my mum in my house(or is she d breadwinner)
mumsy wasnt so cool 2 get into an arguement with wifey{abi is she infertile}

hehehehe,dnt mind my long turenchi,i day hide d kain vex wen d post day vex me o

Business › Help!!!! How Do You Handle The Dissapointments From People With ''hand-work'' by stanvesco(op): 10:52pm On Feb 12, 2015

Right now i am soooooo angry, having being dissapointed by my printer yet again.
The annoying thing is that i have paid for my works.
Why is it so hard for some of these people to keep to their promise.
Why should their eyes pop out with envy.....
They make so much ,yet they brood with venomous envy when they see you turn over your goods....
Please Nairalanders is their a simple way to handle these people( Tailors, Printers, Designers, etc)

Business › Re: What Kind Of Buisness Can A Lady Start With 300 To 500 Thousand Naira In Nigeria by stanvesco(m): 11:42am On Feb 07, 2015

in my own humble opinion,invest the money back into where it came from...most likely thats where you thrive the best....if you so desire to do sumtin new,then take ur time to study it well.
Op believe me take my 1kobo advice,do not invest in whatever is in your mind right now.
I made dat move once and i lost 2.2m at a blow.
Please...think,look,look again,then look again,then relook,then look finally,then leap in slow motion

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Phone/Internet Market › Re: FREE Find My Iphone & Carrier Check!!! Iphone Unlock Services,samsung,bb10,lumia by stanvesco(m): 7:59pm On Jan 20, 2015

walescon:
YOUR iPhone is UNLOCKED SIR.

thank you sir.
Please what are d steps dat i can folo to fully unlock it.
I tried using a macbook bt its still showing no service.
Thanks

Phone/Internet Market › Re: FREE Find My Iphone & Carrier Check!!! Iphone Unlock Services,samsung,bb10,lumia by stanvesco(m): 2:01pm On Jan 16, 2015

hmmmm unclebros any luck yet,i still day wait for you oh.

Family › Re: Can U Have A Joint Account Either With Your Wife Or Your Husband by stanvesco(m): 12:04am On Jan 15, 2015

had such post in mind.
Have bin wondering if i should do that with my salary acount oh.
Married nairalanders please advise us

Autos › Re: A List Of Cheap Cars For Sale. Call 08124073510 by stanvesco(m): 4:28am On Jan 14, 2015

Patrickben:
This super super sound 2014
Mercedes E230 not 1 scratch on the body
full with all option one can wish for in a car it has been used for only 3months

Options:
Power windows, automatic transmission with
chrome-silver panel, radio, cd and cassette player,
low mileage, factory a/c, Alloyed rims, sun roof ,
now this is just a pure ride for the road.
just for a price of #350000 if you are interested call 09094741463

is dis 350000naira.

Phone/Internet Market › Re: FREE Find My Iphone & Carrier Check!!! Iphone Unlock Services,samsung,bb10,lumia by stanvesco(m): 3:13am On Jan 13, 2015

whoooow.
Abeg here is my imei
012660000107091
God bless you my frnd

Business › Re: How To Set Up An Internet TV Station And Make Money With It by stanvesco(m): 2:09am On Jan 13, 2015

[quote author=campustv post=29742062]Hii guys, I posted one of my biggest frontpage headline last year about how to own a tv station in Nigeria, the post made frontpage before i clicked on the submitt button. I enjoyed massive comments and calls but funny enough could not find
broda i day folo u o

Autos › Re: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by stanvesco(m): 4:43pm On Jan 11, 2015

hello,
i have a friend..who wants a car.
She has like 300k and thinks its too small to buy a car.
Will this be enough for a honda hatchback?
Resides at kaduna

Agriculture › Re: Buy Day Old /8 To 12weeks Turkey At Cheaper Price by stanvesco(m): 10:46pm On Jan 09, 2015

Agathabishen:
Price od day old? Let me know

helo,were do u reside.
I stay at zaria kaduna state,my uncle is intrested in buying?
Will call u 2moro.
Or can i call u ryt now

Business › Re: Do You Want To Make Over N5million Naira Online In 2015? (open Now) by stanvesco(m): 6:14am On Jan 04, 2015

esazobor@yahoo.com

Business › Re: Angel Investors And Aspiring Entrepreneurs Meet Here. by stanvesco(m): 6:28pm On Dec 31, 2014

justfree1:
More heart attack takes place on Monday morning between 8:00am and 10:00am. According to recent studies, 85% of the general public are going to jobs that they hate. They are working on jobs that do not challenge them. They get sick thinking about going. People are literally dying going to work.
The ultimate level of ignorance is rejecting something you know nothing about and yet refusing to investigate.
I am working on a new project, has unlimited income potential. I won't promise you much but you would make over $5000 (over 500,000 naira) monthly working the project between 6 to 12 months, and it won't affect your current job. I am simply looking for 10 success oriented persons that needs more money in 2015 to join me. Interested or needs more details send me a message.

hmmm
am intrested

Technology Market › Re: Buy & Import Laptops,phones Etc For As Cheap As $5 On Ebay, Craigslist, Amazon by stanvesco(m): 7:26am On Dec 13, 2014

please lets join hands and pray for lagtech,
I believe right now he is in serious-overdrive-mode.
I just wonder what went wrong along the line,my hearts aching for him,for people involved,and in anticipation for the final outcome.
I just wish the whole stuff could be settled out of nairaland,
it so painfull watching dis happening,
its like watching your beloved actor being shot to death in a movie.
I know some people may bash me,but since i have being in such similar case,
where i lost my busines,my reputation,my confidence,and 2.2milion naira and just at 24years old,i know what am talking about.
Wherever you are lagtech, please,please and please brng al hands on deck and settle this,
try and kip this folks appeased.
At this rate they cant only bring your nairaland biznes down,they can bring ur mind for busines down.
To all involved,please as we stab and shoot our actor,
lets not aim to kill him ,lets take our pound of flesh and walk.
Lets try leave something for his busines to grow up again.
Lagtech God wil direct you in finding how to settle this,turn to him and pray,i know u r bleeding...but God wil heal you...i know you meant wel..God wil restore ur los....to all involved....God wil grant you guys the wisdom to handle the case

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Romance › Re: What Is The Most Common Word/phrase The Opposite Sex Have Said To You by stanvesco(op): 9:22pm On Dec 04, 2014

helo pipu in d house..how r we doing

Leetunechi:
This thread was created for fun sake only.no pun intended

leggo!!

shine ur eyes befor dropin comments..no Insults here....expt u
wanna get BANNED!!
And dnt forget to click the button

give it up for

ROZZAY

how dare dis op ,not include mrs breezy,haba nt fair nah.
#runs off nairaland b4 i receive heavy bashing#

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Common Word/phrase The Opposite Sex Have Said To You by stanvesco(op): 1:41pm On Dec 03, 2014

na joke i day oh,bfor i start receive bashing frm nairalandaz

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Common Word/phrase The Opposite Sex Have Said To You by stanvesco(op): 1:33pm On Dec 03, 2014

cooljoe:
I wana kiss 'em

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Common Word/phrase The Opposite Sex Have Said To You by stanvesco(op): 1:28pm On Dec 03, 2014

cooljoe:
I wana kiss 'em

ehnn see sharp guy oh

Romance › Re: Pls Submit Chat Lines/ Killer Lyric/ Complimetary Words For Gals by stanvesco(m): 1:16pm On Dec 03, 2014

best chat up lines.......
Hahahaha
i dnt honestly know wat day are...
But if day r words used to initiate a conversation with a girl..... Then dis 3,hav never failed me....
{i pray my fmale frnds neva see dis post}
1} just kip looking at her and kip lafing quietly...if time permits shes going to walk up to you,and ask you wat d problem is,n hmmmm convasatn begins

2} ...i hate you....
Dis is 4 d real smooth talker,it spins the table of conversation so fast, u may not get out of d talk alive.

3}i have being avoiding you,and now you are here.

But honestly is dir a nid 4 chat up lines,
just a helo shud suffice in my opinion

Romance › Re: Pls Submit Chat Lines/ Killer Lyric/ Complimetary Words For Gals by stanvesco(m): 1:02pm On Dec 03, 2014

[quote author=magneto post=891102]no offence man, but that was kinda wack and old skool. dammit man! u want that girl to experiment with ur "throbing" heart huh

jeez!!

@poster- heres one chat line, after the initial "hello" n "hi", just go like

"wow, today must be my lucky day"

now shes curios and will respond like, "whys that?"

then u casually say, "well its not everyday i get to toast a beauty queen"

oga magneto,haba,u condemn som1s pikup lines,and u drop somtin similar....any way both r kinda cool sha.
I wish i knew how to difrentiate btw sweet words,and my normal talking....it wud save me alot of headaches.

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Common Word/phrase The Opposite Sex Have Said To You by stanvesco(op): 9:44am On Dec 03, 2014

the thread is about the comonest expresion u get wen aving a conversation with the oposite sex.

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Common Word/phrase The Opposite Sex Have Said To You by stanvesco(op): 9:41am On Dec 03, 2014

good mrn friends,
hope our nyts was gud.
Its goint to be a mightily busy day 4 me.
@ 1daful mrn 2 mrsbreezy,
and to cool.
Catch your all in d evening.
Remenber lifes short,work smart,play hard,stay safe.

Romance › Re: What Do You Think I Should Do??? by stanvesco(m): 7:32am On Dec 03, 2014

Gflat...it seems i have a 1st experience of most of your experience....
Hope you know that the lady you kissed,might have being someone elses'
while your own maybe somewhere else?
Anyway i still have this gut feeling that i know u...were do u reside

Romance › Re: Share Your Awkward Wooing Experiences by stanvesco(m): 7:13am On Dec 03, 2014

why do i have this gut feeling that i know you @ Gflat

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