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bomasek:
Boss its a case of camera angle,what came out of it is appealing to the eyes but look closely @the picture,its gonna be on her profile for a while cause that shot is her best and the angle tells a false story. I stand to be corrected though. The onus lies on her to prove me wrong with another shot without those frames and side shot(frontal pix will suffice)

kk bro.....anyway shes still okk....i guess she wont oblige ur request sha...dat pix wud certainly last longer dan she wants it to....hahaha

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

i honestly aint gunning to win d title of Bf...
I of course av ma Gf....

But if ama woo u,

ama woo u with words so soft,
ur ears wil swell wit pride,
i wil show u so much afection,
ur heart wud glo with pride,
i wud make n call u countles pet name

nkemmu
nwa pioyoyo mu
my dearest darling
mamana
my love
my 1 n only
my moon
my cherikoko
my oilpalm
my jupiter
my world
my delectable 1

if i were to woo u with sweet foods,
i wil search 4 d rarest blend of spice,
d rarest meat
d rarest cuisine
n employ d best chef,
2 make a dinner 4 one....
Wit ma humble knees on d floor

i wil gracefuly hold a golden tray 4 u 2 feed upon....

Dats how dip i wud wana woo u...

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

hey lady delectable,
you may nt be as prety as miss nora,
or own a lips so soft as miss breezy...but u r butiful in ur own way,

u may av photo shopd, usd sum1 elses pix, or failed to upload ur real pix,
but sure as black is beauty,
as sure as d rainbow is colourful,
as sure as d sun warms d heart,
so i wispa into ur ears dat ur beautiful in ur own way,p

a thousand tribal marks,
ten thousand rashes,
even an eyeball dangling from its socket,
wont stop u frm bin butiful in ur own way,

a thousand hurt words thrown at u,
many bashings given to u,
leering mockery aimed at u,
i solemnly tell u,
u r adorable in ur own way,


i tel u,
u r butiful lyk a diamond in d sky,
u r butiful lyk a blossoming orchard,
u r lovely like a butiful fairy
i repeat dat u r butiful io ur own way

dnt let d hurt words crush u,
many wud fight 100 men,
only if day saw how beaviful u r to behold,

[quote author=delectablegyal post=37754574]I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I know dat wen u tot of n typed dis post dis mrn,

u rolled ova and smiled,
i gues u didnt expect al dis,
u wantd 2 just read tru switest of words,
heartflaming wordings,
knee weakening rhymes
heart freezing melodies
blood boiling stanzas

bomasek:
Nora is average looking,very average.

haba,haba,haba naaaaw
(drops d glas of stremy angrily n a steak of grilled peppered chicken)

haba how kan u say dat miss nora is average,
not at all ,
dir 3 gals i wont mynd chasing offline nairaland....she, or miss breezzy and zhanny....

My type of lady,
d soft look
nyc skin
pliable lips
lovely eyes
well groomed scalp hair
humorous
knows a joke
and matured comments

but am an UNBELIEVER OF ONLINE LOVE....

hahahahaha,
am so blessed with ma adorable lady o,shes a diamond walahi,

anyway sha,
as a supa funy guy,
a smoot talker,
and a great catch,

she wud be going tru my own fone rada dan hers.....until she stumbles upon 1 secret admirers mesage n she wil

u know na!!!

If ur relationshp is nida hot nor cold ,love wil spit una out of its mouth....

rashals:
How much do they use to buy dem since am wrong

bro,i didnt min 2 insult or belittle ur suggestion,but i was in a priti gud mood,and ur 200naira shoe 4 2500naira,made my day o.

Wat i meant was; even u wont wana buy dose shoes 4 ur enemy....day r kayan bola(dustbin guds)

u certainly dnt wana invest 1million naira in dat(whow upto 4000shoes with waybill)

am not saying its not a gud bisness;
but its a struggling business,not so advisable with such loveable capital.

If he invests such money into such shoes,
he wont recova even 500k bliv me?

My apologies 1ce again

ozy4christ:
Vanity upon vanity,jesus is coming very soon

twas king solomon dat made dat statement...toh my dear,i hope u av a li2 idea how dat man enjoyed dis life,b4 he made dat statement....
Ok oh,
hmmmm
ok oh

rashals:
Since you are yet to enter business line, I suggest you divide the money into two . You mentioned that you have a shop at a very nice site. Male and female OK shoes and sandals are in high demands nowadays, all you need to do is to use one million enter Cotonou. There OK footwears cost around #200 per one and you can resell it around #2500 in 9ja. Believe me if you do nice selection, you will be making more than 10k per day

really !!? Ok shoes in cotonue is like 200naira...chai,chai,chaii,diaris God o,
whoeva gave u dat info no just like u,
even custom wont allow u carry such dirty n enta Nigeria...
Shoe in cotonue 200naira,n u wil successfully sell 4 2500naira

lmao


laf wen don comot ma boxer n use am do headwarmer....

Oga Seun; God bless u 4 creating dis forum...

U made my day,
sum1 move dis to joke section

how many years wil it take to sell d whole shoes....loll

upwardmode:
Unfortunately your maths is terrible...The feeding n all are not calculated the way you just did. By the 12th week if he has say 9500 broilers grown bird and he sell at min @ min #2000... u sef do the maths.

i just dey look like lukman...oboy see calculator mony,chai dats lyk 19miliooon....if na like dat e easy,broilers 4 don plenty pas human bins 4 dis world....
Who buys a 12weeks broiler 4 2k(shey na siamese broiler)
how on earth wil 2million raise 10000 broilers(were dir house,feeds,vaccines,labor,miscellanous,transportation,heat source,etc)

kai,i love nairaland,
a place where every1 is an expert at anything

vani86:
Lol OP. No need to be embarrassed at all.

Did she give birth to you through inmaculate conception.

I have seen KY Jelly (for those who know what it is) more thn once in my parents room when i was young and growing up. I am sure they did not know i will know what it is. Not knowing i read a lot of novels and have read about it.

i guess ur dad or moms a doctor,
dats wat we use for digital rectal examination

alexistaiwo:
so many loopholes in this theory.

1. is the money printed by CBN?

2. if the money is printed by CBN, how did the so called demons get the money without it being reported missing?

3. if the money isn't printed by CBN, how did the demons printed the money?

4. is the serial number on the money valid when check on the CBN database.

Let us face the truth, if you are destined to be rich, you will succeed in life. No such thing as money ritual. Hustle hard and God will crown your hard work

i have neva belivd in blud money bin vomited by a corpse,
howeva d concept of blud mony exist,
though i dnt know how it happens

powerfulsettingz:
I wish those angels can help in promoting black by been black, i wonder if any angel will rock a black skin

my dear,na white pipu day draw angel as white o,
y drawing dmons n dvil as black,
kai,oyinbos c us finish o.

Blizzyblinkzy:
pls don't open it yet. I can helep u search 4 her oh.. What do they say abt mama boy?

dey fall hard,
dey love silly,
and dey so obsess ova u!!
And u trully dnt want an
e-guy mooning ova u
bt truly u do luk lyk my chidinma,
if only u kan change ur pix,
den maybe i wud clearly know u nt ma chidinma

Blizzyblinkzy:
haha. Don't transfer the love. I want a little likeness

hmmmmmmm naaa where i kept my feelings 4 her,if i open it, na flood of emotions o, plus am a mamas boy, u know wat day say of mamas boys abi?

Blizzyblinkzy:
Really.

Lolz......... Ayam chidinma

u beta warn urslf o. (Lol)
if i transfa d love i hav 4 her on u ehn, ur bf wil just be crying everyday o

Blizzyblinkzy:
I love my BF. He's perfect 4 me.. No coma

p
u luk so much lyk ma childhood love chidinma...i almost screamd wen i saw ur dp

LesbianBoy:
This is rubbish! Children like this end up being ''spoilt brats''. As for me when i am old i will not give my children any of my companies because i know what i suffered to get to where i am today. They will have to suffer like children of the poor to know that life is not a bed of roses!

den who wil u gv? Sumbody else pikin abi?
Lmao,

IHate9ja1:
Yes oh,I can see many man are intimidated by a womans position but for me it would rather be a stepping stone and ladder for me to get to the top

i tell u my broda,
how else can God bles a man by giving him an assest rada dan a liability...
Imagine i see a gal dat kan gv me a soft loan of 10million....
I go dey talk can i or can i not.....
Disrespect is staying in 1rum n paying d bills rada dan staying in a duplex owned by a lovin wife

foolishnes is prefering to ride okada,dan having a range rover ownd by my butiful wife

madnes is prefering 2 boro 300k 4 wedding ceremony rada dan aving a posh celebratn sponsored by a rich wife

stupidity is prefering to be insulted by a poor wife in d midu of a publik compound,

dan bin insultd by a rich wife in ur own compound.

Who says a poorer n les educated wife wont tie wrapa n insult d hel outa her husband

abeg o,

God,
abeg i know am going to be extremely wealthy in life,
but if d breaktru wud be frm a rich wife,abeg brng her

kstadaura:
Can you marry a lady that is more educated,richer than you?. or she is working and you are unemployed?

Is she going to be loyal in the long run?

the problem is not marrying a lady richer or more educated...
The main problem wud be staying poorer n less educated.....e.g
If a serious minded entrepreneur like me catch a more educated and richer lady.....
Allah na Godwiiin o

no more appying 4 youwin,diamond bank,gtb bank,or Boi grants or loans....

Shebi,shes my wife...
See free grant o...
Sharply i wil colect loan of 20milion naira,
establish an ultra modern poultry farm,
extra 10milion ,
establish an ultra modern diagnostc centre,
den,
we sit bak n make babies,
no worying to pay bak,no busy body grant monitors 2 folo u,

in a decade i wil return d loan,
even if shes stil richer n more educated,i don try....

D truth is dat,na pipu mouth go dey wory d man,
but 4 me,
my wife can be richer or more educated,
i wont be intimated

nobleman6:
how about others will they also start november. and how will other "foreign bodies" be accepted?

most likely housejobs n internship starts by nov.
By forin body,i meant pipu frm oda skools.lol

nobleman6:
pls who knows what exactly is delaying Abuth zaria's internship result from being released?

internal political troubles...housejob starts november though,and many slots wud be available,alot of my colleagus av gotten elsewhere,so foreign bodies wud be accepted in quantum.lol

Nnaeb:
Dear JobTrends,



I am facing a very difficult time at my workplace. I landed a job fourteen months ago and the first eight months were the honeymoon period. My boss loved everything I did. I walked around feeling on top of the world. I was very innovative.

First I replaced our outdated newsletter publishing platform with a new one that is faster, cheaper and much easier to use. I cleaned out our newsletter subscriber database and used social media tools to double our newsletter subscription list.

Then I started including fun little quizzes and community discussion topics on our site and our newsletter. Our sales increased by fifteen percent. I created a “Get Started” kit for new customers. I’ve never had as much fun on a job as I had in my first eight or nine months here. Then things started to get ugly.

My boss said “You’ve made your point. Give the new ideas a break.” I was completely shocked. I thought my boss who happens to be of an opposite sex, the Head of Marketing, would want to keep moving forward fast. I thought that my new ideas would make my boss happy and they did at first, but then she said “e don do.”

I have a dozen more ideas ready to implement. The salespeople have asked me for an online customer training that they can use when they visit new customers.

Now I don’t know how to prove my value or even how to get through the day. I can’t even answer sales and customer requests intelligently because I can’t say “That’s a great suggestion, and we are working on implementing it.” I can’t say that because it isn’t true!



I haven’t spent a dime on my marketing initiatives. The only expense to the company is my salary which is not that big. I replaced a person who was paid a lot more than I get paid, because I heard it from the salespeople who were very dissatisfied with my predecessor, kemi.

Please I need your advice, what should I do? I’m completely frustrated. Can I get my boss, to let me keep doing my job or do I have to leave my job after less than a year and a half knowing how unfriendly the labor market is?

Thanks,

Christopher

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go and read 48 laws of power.....never outshine d boss.....ensur u diskus ur ideas with1st,and leave d credit 4 d ideas to her,ur time2 shine wil come

Amen747:
Na u dull pass.
So u no even touch breast. My babe tell me say she be V and even told me she would go with me for virginity test. I jst played along for 3 months until she landed in my bed. Her tootoo deep lyk borehole. I jst dey enjoy dey go until her day of reckoning comes

kai,walahi u dey kwase...lmao.lollllling...

Blizzyblinkzy:
I love my BF. He's perfect 4 me.. No coma

hmmmm,i love u too jare