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YOU ARE A VERY BIG FOOL

naijaguy1234:
I want to see Obasanjo in jail too.
This one has the typical look of a looter. EFCC are doing wonderful job. Anything to cripple PDP I welcome it.
This guy was responsible for distributing 120 million euros of atifkus money to PDP state agencies. Where did the money comes from and who got what ? Heust explain.

Weldone EFCC.


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you are a fool for saying that, how about Stephen, John the baptize and other apostles that were killed for their faith dose it mean they were fake,idiot like u...

NwaAmaikpe:




When I see horrible things happen to supposed pastors.
A part of me believes it is God separating the wheat from the tares.

Because God who is full of mercy and who orders our steps, won't allow a real pastor go through such embarrassment.

Well, what do I know? God's ways are not man's ways.

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I dedicate my FTC to the thieves who behead my posts on NL and post them on other social media sites.

most times I wonder if some of you have sisters at all.

IamD18:
Well-done by a wise Nigga.

Next thing he should do is; He should apologise to the lady, make her comfortable, visit her parents with her, promise to build them a house, remove their roof/zinc and run away.

These ungrateful hoes deserve more humiliations.

I just pity all of you in naira land that just sit here and comment evil against others, why not pray and have your own kids first.. [quote author=hahn post=72917277][/quote]

she is not the one that is married to a pastor, its his second baby Mama

holluwai:
Saw the video on Ig

isnt she married to a pastor?

I really cant come to terms with the usefulness of this except he plans to take her as the second wife, kinda makes no sense

and dude buried his crying face between two sets of breast.....I bow!

you never hear ogoja people speak am before abi..

Caseless:


I trust warri, yenagoa, Benin and 'pataikot' . Everywhere is riddled with pidgin English in that region , but it's more in these places. Even in the highest office, they flow pidgin like it's no man's business.

you never hear ogoja pikin for cross river dey tear broken,even my old gandma were no go school sabi speak broken very well oo

ALKARULEZZ:
10. ABUJA
Based on based ehn, dis na d capital of Naija as all of ona know. The softness wey dey ooze for this coast na highest for the full country. The softness don real attract crowd from different holes come assemble for this arena.. The crowd nor get choice but to settle for pidgin make adagba nor for hang bulb-wire in the long-run.

9. ANAMBRA
Still on still ehn, this state still get small levo unto the pidgin spirit based on say na jur river share am from the capital of Delta state.. dat na wetin white men dey call "clash of culture"..

8. KOGI
O Bob! This state nor suppose sight road enter this list sha.. but still on the clash of culture things, most strong men here dey ball in Edo state steady unto one or two tiings based on say places like Auchi, Okpella etc nor too give Kogi state yard..

7. CROSS RIVER
Calabar people sha.. Their pidgin dey sound like Chinese dat year sha, but some kind Urhobo boys don hustle enter there come give their girls belleh finish.. this belleh-giving nai make new generation calabar children dey tear pidgin like Sapele agbero these days.. Pikin must resemble papa unto one or two tinz na.

6. LAGOS
Ma first hail some kind lost souls for this yard before I fire down.. Men like RMD, Basorge-Tariah, Ali Baba and other staunch wey abandon us go that way.. I jur like let ona know say nor be so o.. Cow wey smart go America go come back as cornbeef one day sha..
Still on still ehn, this state kari-get population from different parts of the country.. But we all know say dia pidgin melting pot dey Ajegunle where Area borku yakata.. Still on the hustle, AJ boys turn musicians o.. all we slangs for Area na dem pack full dia music.....and ona know say music dey kari-spread.. slangs spread so tey market women dey chew dem like gum based on say nor be everybody fit speak Yoruba na.. so d pidgin jur serve as dia lingua franca for dah way.... example of dose slangs wey dem thief na "Who You Help" wey Olamide thief from Shuun Bebe...

5. AKWA-IBOM
No doubt, militants don teach these people pidgin finish based on the oyel tinz.. dem try!


Down to the big four

4. RIVERS
This na one gallant South-South state wey jur gather people from different tribes like Tower of Babel.. Oil industries borku for this state and even omormor know say business must full anywhere oil industries gallant put. These people of different tribes based on say dem nor get unified language come dive pidgin make quarrel for nor too dey sup unto business tidings.

3. BAYELSA
Ijaw full this state nor be small.. Naturally their lingua franca suppose be Ijaw, but based on say d state near Delta anyhow, dem jur gat copy dia elder brother (Delta) main language make e for nor loss..

2. EDO
Oba a to pe'e.. Before 1991, this state dey conjoined with Delta state.. dem regard dem as one den (Bendel).. This state nor be number one for this list based on say some kind villages there near Yoruba states like Ondo and Ekiti.... This kari-near don weaken dia pigin anyhow.. na jur Benin come get level unto the lingua..

1. DELTA
Area!! 12 Kpokos for all the Nairaland Waffarians.. Any Effurun pesin here? Abeg signify make men observe ur kpai number..
Dem nor dey drag seat with Oba o..... The full state gallant for d pidgin level sha.. from Warri/Effurun to Sapele, Ughelli, Abraka, Oghara, Osubi, Asaba, Agbarho etc.. Area! ona too much abeg.. I throw backy give all of ona. Dem say overfamiliarity nai nor dey make man chop house rat..

Fly go gather any kporkpise wey like smart for this thread..

this is Nigeria where everyone is a politician

LIFEisSIMPLE:
Hausa's have mastered how to play "some" yoruba's like ping pong.

This is a classic maneuver of ego stroking to achieve temporary goals and objectives

so he graduated at 17,nah so!this guy is older than this age abeg!btw 26/28

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He graduated from the University of Lagos with a degree in banking and finance in 2012.

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vegetables(ugwu) #100
water leaves #50
fish #200
maggi,iro #50
crayfish #50
thank me later

Topccy007:
Can anyone help with the kind of Soup 500 naira can prepare these days?

It's surprising that it's difficult to make a manageable pot of soup with 500 naira.

Can anyone help please?

You are a curse child, wasted man

dailytatafo:
The news of Bobrisky wedding introduction hit the internet last night which had many wondering if it was true or not. Bobrisky has however shut down his earlier claims that his wedding introduction took place yesterday .

After the news went viral, he revealed he lied and it was just a bridal shoot.


http://dailytatafo.com/i-lied-about-getting-married-bobrisky-cries-out/

she is just a normal church goer,not my own Christ biko

Olalan:
To those who see her as a christian I still wonder where they get their definition of who a christian is, cause they are definitely not using the Bible standards.
BTW am not judging her. Maybe if we all can use the Bible standards we will not have many fake pastors as we have now

dont think the bike stuff is out of humility. i think it has to do with passion. Checking properly, u might find out d guy loves bikes

heard bongo ta is still sold at balogun market. any deas? i need am baaaddd

i dont think anyone is saying christ was born in december. that day is a day 'set aside to mark/celebrate d birth of jesus christ' for remembrance purpose & a season of love to mankind. whether pagans or whateva celebrate at that period, is their business. d most important thing is u or me. what's in our heart. a time of sober reflection. what's wrong in celebrating something?

manmustwac,
We already have--- too bad u are so shallow minded,

My dears, I married my husband and two years later he was to be ordained a pastor. I love being myself,
Its ok sha

Momm

I think its u. Nija guys are romantic and can kiss.

Based on public votes and for whatever reason people voted for Rita, I think Rita actually won. Though something happened-- they gave it to Bola, why? Maybe cos Bola can express herself more. What happens to grooming people from the scratch, No one will know Rita soon enough, She'll be a polished, well mannered composed, educated and classy girl, soon, she is no pretender, she is not fake.

The TV project wont be a bad idea, or what do you think?

am big and beautiful-- (just guessing)

Tats,

Thanks for saving ebos from his ignorance.

ebos,

Is it clear to you now that your bros was misinforming you? How much offering did he go to church with  on that particluar day anyway. Like Tats has said, we are encouraged to put our offerings, thytes, others in enevlopes, by that, no one knows how much u're putting no matter how little.
People sow seads in the house of God because they have money to and they don't make noise about it. If they did not reap what they sowed, they wont be doing that still. All about thyte and offering is in the bible. Papa Oyedepo was not one of the people who wrote the bible.
Every organisation needs money to grow no matter how small it is. You come to church and u're comfortable and singing and dancing. Is it paper they'll use to buy the chairs, music instrument, etc.
Please Ebos speak wisely

bonny island.

all christians are one body in christ--- being a member of a church gives u focus.

Am a winner now and will be a winner forever. i wonder why all the hating. Well its good for men to hate u and God to love u.

Ebos,

Thanks 4 your view though about paying thyte but in winners, noone compels anyone to pay thyte--what about the less priviledged the church helps a lot-- why did u not mention that.
don't be a sadist

HI,

PLEASE IS THERE ANY HINT ON WHERE  IN NIGERIA  (ESPECIALLY PORTHARCOURT) I CAN BUY 'MIKE OKRI'S CD-- ESPECIALLY ONE WITH THE SONG RHUMBA DANCE'

her leaving u for a richer guy is not based on how attractive or ugly she is.
She will leave you if she likes even though she were ugly or fine

light brown, pink and blue shadows-- others

Please guys lets not over curcify HH, might be reacting out of past experience,

Asheggy,

There is no harm intrying, whether u are an HND holder or a 2.2, candidate-- u might get shortlisted--just attempt, thats all,

As for the advert, its real-- no scam

Oga Babalawo,

I think the lady knows that its very important everyone furthers his/her education. At least everyone knows that.
What about those that cant afford financing themselves through university. The only thing I feel she should have posted is ' a 'job' and not career. To me, she wants to know if she can get a job, what kind of job is available for sec. school leavers and I think she would want to further her education (part time university education) as she starts receing pay.
Thats my feeling though

tell me

hm... let me start with pry. sch. (hmm those good old days)


UPE MPS (meaning model pry sch) UPE MPS
Borikiri in Port harcourt. God bless our school-- be in our midst.. to lead us to our motto..
industry, honesty.. suuu---cc----ee--ss (repeat)

sec school:

Hail Abuloma, source of our hope, fountain of truth an conscience..
mother of science ... home of the art
we you love and reference--- centre of love and unity
where knowledge flows ib abundance, pride of our state and nation
where-- wisdom flows without hinderance... where learners learn and teachers teach
federal govt gilrs college abuloma....

(i take a bow.. my voive has cracked) ('cracked' hope its correct english