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Remember when I had to get my transcript in sch, met one fine lady dey go jejely, s.k and Tm inside my system, naso boy just dey flow... She didn't talk much, just nod and smile a little... She refuse to drop number and I told her it's her loss, as he won't find any like me in this school....


Fast forward 2 hours later
As I strolled inside student admin, base on as school strict, man gaz loyal... I approach the building

Me- goodaf! (mouth open) ehh... I was staring at her sitting beside 2 University secatary, you know all those woman wey dey always give boys problem

Madam - how did they allow you enter here with this your hair?
Me- no ma, I want to col-

Ms- get out!

I look the girl, "damn, which Kain wahala be dis"... I fuc.k up, i suppose wear cap enter... quickly I got to d nearby barber and I told him "abeg help me trim I'm small"
"Oga na 50 naira I go give you ooo", na just small trim I wan do, make he just go down small...

'ha baba na 100 naira,

Oya oya oya no time, I gazz still see my faculty officer... I sat down, dab the blanket over me,

Guy- Shay make he go down weh weh!

Me- weh weh how? I say make you just trim something, u say weh weh, oga Shayy?

Guy- (cuts in)no oooo, cuz I don barb one guy like 4 times already, one guy just comot here the third time... If i trim am for you, you go still come back...

Me-huh?

Guy- I swear down...but no worry I go do you good shi.t, I no go let am go down too much, I go even help you press am...

5 minutes later.. I re-entered, I saw one guy coming out looking funny, he is rushing to re-barb, his hair almost the same lenght as mine... Enters

Me- clears throat, e's ma, I'm

Madam- get out, you think we are joking here, blah blah

Me- I knelt down, no ma, pls ma, my faculty officer is waiting for me like this like this, pls ma... I looked at the babe, anty please help me beg her, abeg, Please

fine girl- Mrs bolaji, please let him go, I know him, he is truly late to see his FO...

Me- yes ma, I'm late ma, I'm sorry ma...

Madam- wee you shut up... He even draw parting again,

Me - No mah, sorry mAh

Madam - sorry for yourself... Mtcheeew...

Fine girl-

Me-

I thanked them both, my last days in school were maaad...

Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them

this is cray

komekn:
There was this Ghanaian player that played for Arsenal was a bag of tricks skill highly entertaining but end product limited. He did not go far as a result.

Look at Raheem, Gabriel and Sana do you see them dribbling up and down its almost always quick pass interchange and movement at top speed and pinpoint delivery.

You can see that Mahrez had stopped all his Shakara football and dribbling for effective end product. Otherwise he will build house on the bench

Just like Bolasie lots of trickery but not matched with end product.

How many goals and assists has Kalu got this season and or last season. That's the main koko, end product.

I noticed that too and you are not wrong... But an average naija fan would always choose a ronaldinho over a Gerrard or lampard or ballack....

Every naija dad would prefer his son to be dribbling everybody than to be dribbled....

banjicom:


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These are definitely the worst times to be a united supporter


Can't believe haven't watched a ball of united since last season, I'm just not very interested anymore or my team is not interesting

The name self get as he be, Mr David gracious west hope south...

ChrisKels:
When caught off guard as a talisman, and u can't conjure an improvised piece of skills like Kalu did against Ukraine, to meander and leave ur opponents in ur wake, then u aint got that much to offer.


That said, I want Ojo or Adekanye in(left-footed inverted right wingers), Chucks needs a back up. Started loving Ojo when I saw him play for Wolves in the championship.

now you get me... Saw him play once and I was not too thrilled...


Competition for chucks also not bad... Anything can happen at the end of the day.... He should keep improving though, we will be watching him...

elyte89:
So dribble don dey count as goals abi

baba if he no fit dribble or do any tricks if he catch defender on the counter, we no need am... Boya he should wait for england

If he can't dribble or do that thing kalu did to that two Ukrainian defenders, then we don't want him...

Boya dey do mistake

Funny people

That's how we roll over here

They give am Laptop since and she no do yahoo

Nowadays I just love to enjoy komekn...


Baba you make this thread tick... Lol... But abeg easy on naija born abeg... They try give them more chance Biko...

Newsnow
Nairaland

Na waa ooo, all the people for my compound don dey carry bag dey move ooo....

News wet just enter front page, shuooo

andrew444:
He is not old nah he is 23 going to 24

He was in Albania when he was 19 or so

make the guy chill make he play for us, unless him dey foh for osihmen and co... Albania bawo....

clarocuzioo:
It is crass ignorance on the side of the emir to support to support the government on the closure of border because of rice. Its obvious he does not understand perfectly well what happens at the borders.

Is it only rice that is being imported through the borders?

Presently we have over four trailers of hides and skin coming from Mali stuck in the border .

What about other exports to other African countries?



All of them will now be in comatose because of rice.
The presidency should device an effective means of curbing smuggling in the boarders not shutting it down, trust me it is counter productive.

SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI should know better.

oga let them close the border, it is good on the long run, we are a heavy country in the consumption of rice.... With the border closure, our farmers go turn up....

gamaliel9:
I think that from GALA match , Bonaventure is slightly better than Okereke in CONFIDENCE

hen hen, this is the two players I always miss up.... Denis Bonaventure and okereke.... I one to pick one out of the two

andrew444:
He is yet to get the passport ,if he receive it he will and he might be the first black player to play for them ,he said he was willing to play for them if he gets the passport ,I think he has lived there about 3 to 4 years

na wa ooo, so the guy don old... Ok, make I remove am for my list

charlesemeka85:
From what I saw in his game last night I will prefer him in the team instead of Simon and musa. Even in the striking position I will prefer him to onuachu.

I have never really been sold on onuachu in GwG... No hating here...

I just dont feel his style I guess... Maybe too tall or something.... I think if we get a better, faster, and more fluid attacker now, he would be dropped....

Off course I'm always happy to read his news, scoring and assisting... I always wish all our players well, irrespective... I'm still praying for nacho, at all at all....

andrew444:
I get your point

It's good to watch a player before making conclusion

Olayinka has not gotten his Albania passport if he does he will play for them easily

sorry why he wan play for Albania

Albania or you mistaken

Hmmm players just coming up every angle.... Left, right, center... Everywhere players, good players...

Before yesterday I don't know who olayinka was, but the guy just played a Champions League match against Inter Milan, and didn't do badly according to reports here...

My To-watch list ever longing

Ebere eze
Ejaria
Tomori
Okechukwu u23
Dennis
Nwakali
Olayinka, and a couple more

andrew444:
Gustav25 dey inside one bush for east you dey say make e greet Ghana people

really, d guy na bush man, you just can't hate him, lol...

ChrisKels:
Dennis isn't Eagles quality. He should remain with the Dream Team

hmm, not encouraging reports at all... Buy make match finish first

gustav25:
Na here we dey , Na here we dey....No give useless excuse when you see scores like basket ball

Gustav25 my man, how have you been...

Do you see how Ukraine, Brazil etc are falling on top themselves just to book friendly matches with us.... We are 2 good... Gustav my man, did you see the first half against Ukraine? I'm sure you did, the boys are turning into beast...

Help me greet ghana people...

F

God I need osihmen to score

Well if they forget something, they cum back for it I guess

I'm just here to hail oga seun, you are the real MVP...

Meanwhile oga is here and have asked for you all to provide "links", I'm sure only a few will do so, we are always very easy to talk with no action to back it up...

In the meantime oga, those porn guys no dey try at all, any meaningful topic like this, "fiam, Dem don come, with those Mtn scammers, but I always report them Sha, I do the #16 for them...

Baba, na online I dey chop ooo, and believe me when I say I can offer my service to counter those guys wey no get work, but like to dey post rubbish, try me for a week oga seun, after that we can sign....

Cc seun
I hope you see this seun, I'm really serious... Big ups nlanders...
Modified
Seun no go even answer person

Who still doubts the existence of them "mummy Dem"...

Once s smoker, always a smoker