₦airaland Forum

So you are white abi...and you write like these....I don't blame the man...

I can relate when I was small,I was the most Tallested person in my class....future basketballer

correctguy101:
I've been trying to pound this into some mumu self-acclaimed intelligent people over here.
But you know na, black man stubborn. Oversabi no go let am see road.


It happened almost everywhere in the continent and the psychological message has been passed down deep, ingrained in the minds of those who think that even today, Africa is not being duped, scammed and used by few dumbasses with zombies in uniform to keep the populace docile.

If you look our economy very well, they're everywhere in it all in the name of "investors" but they control it and if they ever stampede out of Nigeria, we'll return back to how they met us or even worse but how can dey leave. Our resources and other so called commonwealth or whatever name they call them keeps their running rights.

And these morons forgot that guns were also involved, magnum machine guns and now nuclear warheads.

these useless theory of "breach of trust just infuriate me,breach of trust...how much have we breached compared to them...couple of hundred thousands,na breach be that...they have everything we ever owned..we can never compete with them...those pale monsters...I'm so angry right now....read some book and saw first hand account of how they tricked us, separate us,torture us for 100 of years,killed,maim,Lynch, smuggled ,stole everything....we were evolving at own pace but they truncated that,destroyed us,destroyed families, separate man from his family,took us to foreign lands,made us work like animals for over 300+years,lived and eat like animals....we built their cities,we built their world,they lived and prosperd by our sweat...all the able bodied men that could have stood behind and implement meaningful things were in chains in some plantations working forever.....now some mad fellows here will come and say I breach their trust cuz of some thousand dollar or so(una dey mad)....I will keep breaching their trust till I die....infact it's Melanie Trump's trust I'd love to breach.....God I'm so angry right now....you think it's easy to go through the shii we went through....you think slavery na beans...do you know the word "Lynch was a name of a terrible slave owner,he was famed for being ruthless with his slaves all over the country...guess his solution to other plantations and slave owners to slave mutiny or riot [i]take the most troublesome,strongest and vocal of the slave and tie each leg to a horse, then light him on fire and have the horses pull him apart in front of his woman and all the other slaves[/i]do you what such torture would do to a young slave watching his father scream and being torn apart?....they killed us and killed our spirit....these guys finished us and you are here crying that I breach one white pig trust cuz of 1k dollar....if I swear for all of you you will run mad....

God see how oyinbo wife dey hungry me

Jappa jappa jappa comot for restaurant....

Incase

I'm sure it's from Kenya...op made mistake....for that side Dem no dey carry last for this kinda news

lesson44:
I understand where you coming from. I used to think Nigerians were very smart until I live in other part of the world.
Common Ethiopians are smarter than Nigerians.
Don't be fooled by our ability to take advantage of people trust .

which stupid trust you guys are talking about gan.which useless trust ehn...which oloriburuku trust...

tammie24:
thank you o Jare

Especially for pointing out that "breach of trust" that's being mistaken for intelligence

same "breach of trust"they used in forking our forefather over abi...
Or our own too no be breach of trust....you think it's easy to sit down in one room in kogi,no light and sweating profusely and busy on your phone controlling one woman in a civilized world with everything to live a good life at her disposal.....oh that's breach of trust right.....but smartness and intelligence when they came with their canoe to our village and flashing us some sweet harmless mumu smile (we even pounded yam for them)took every Damn thing....every fuckiiing thing we had was stripped and we will never recover...but they were smart right?...they didn't take advantage of us at all...

But truly some oyinbos be mumu....Asin Dem mumu gan....we are smarter and that's because circumstances beyond our control made us wisen up Kia Kia...over there they had too much of everything,a jobless white man at least still have some kinda paycheck ....here you work and government still owning you 8months salary....so nobody will tell you to be smart,your survival depends on it.....

I hope awon boys don't come and carry it in the dark....


Na naija na, anything gaddem thing can happen

ojuoluwani:
the one happening to me right now look like she is cheating on me but never imagine how it can even happened. what happened was I discovered that she has been receiving call from a particular man for some time now and I became so worried, but just to cut the story short few days ago I opened her phone and I got some messages both on her WhatsApp and Facebook very romantic messages when I mean romantic messages i mean hot romantic messages I couldn't believe my eyes but I just calm down, I ask her she said there is nothing between two of them I ask her to explain those messages yet she couldn't, I av never seen her in this act before even never for once, I am thinking of telling my pastor or to just end the relationship cos I av never cheated on her and I trusted her soo much before this happened , for over 4 days now she irritates me in fact I am very confused now, don't forget she is my wife and the man we are talking about here is older than her father and at the same time the man is not rich the man is just a recharge card hawker .

this is strong... experience people should QOUTE you instead...

So people still involve in this fixed match shiii

Anas09:
Me male? Never said i was male anyday o. Na people dey think say i be male.

I'm a Soft bae with breast and ukwu. lol.

hmm pictures of them or we don't believe you

technicallyrich:
Ss and se biafrans are blessed,and are the last hope of the black race.
I am begining to like these ifeayen okowa.he brought back delta igbos back to ohaneeze.
I wish wike can do the same in rivers state .
People keep asking me why i like igbo people when most people are afraid of them,i tell them because i know my worth and i can compete with any igbo man both in bussiness,education etc.
Ijaw boy and proudly a biafran

you guys are the problem

We don't do internationals...


Wait for it.....when we "drop,shii drops

Vicyace:
I once had an encounter with a well known man on my street. Married with kids although staying in another area, working in one of the top oil firms. I would always greet this man and smile with him as a big bros and he would do the same not knowing he had bad or gayish intentions. Lol

One evening, we met on the road and he insisted that he must visit my place since I decided not to visit him. I said no issh. On getting to my place, he said he wanted to eat. I was like this man must be joking. Told him i had only beans available. This man sat down and ate with me. Immediately, I knew there was fire on the mountain and this man wanted something from me but I never ever thought it could be my yansh that this man was craving for.

After we finished eating, I decided to see him off and used the opportunity to visit his place. It was getting dark already. All of a sudden, he started faking sickness. Said he was feeling chest cold and that I would help him massage his chest with hot water and balm when we get to his place since his wife was not around. I knew something was not right but never suspected that he could be after my yansh.

Hmmmm. In his apartment, he said no need for hot water that I should just apply the balm quickly....for my mind, I say we go see wetin wan happen this night. I helped him. Massaged his chest and asked if he felt better. He answered in affirmation. A resounding yes. I felt relieved. As I stood up to relax on a chair, he shouted again that the pain just hit him hard and in extreme situations like this, that the solution is to stand on his back and later remove my shirt and cuddle him to keep him warm.

I said to myself. This man don dey madt sha. Out of respect, I just smiled and looked at him with disgust and said goodnight. He was getting hard already. Yepaa.

I couldn't believe what just happened as I walked home. Later I told some of my street guys and They confirmed that he usually makes funny advances like that.

Oh. Did I mention that he made several juicy promises while I was massaging his chest o. He would get me a car....furnish an apartment for me.... I just dey laff for my mind.

This homo stuff is now rampant oo. I don't judge homos and I'm not homophobic but I strongly believe that it's a matter of loose nut in the brain.

massage a fellow mans chest I'd never do that,unless life and death situation....you try

Brezz

Darkseid:
Fresh hot Agege bread from the bakery

damn

Na lie

Na Kenya they get all this kinda news na....

Una wahala too much for this nairaland....see different opinions...kilode are you her,is she you

MissRaine69:
The confabulation and misrepresentation of a still very valid and relevant movement. This is what is happening.

The issue is cherry picking what suits. This is what causes the constant clashes. There is nothing that stops a woman from maintaining her heritage and culture and yet be an independent feminist. It is not about pretending that you have a dick, you don’t. Women flaunt abrieged versions of feminism. Was Benazir Bhutto not the prime minister of a country that has very extreme views of women? She was a feminist but she certainly did not stop being Pakistani nor did she want fo rewrite her culture Banazir had her daughter while in office, earned more than her husband yet she never stopped being who she was. And there lies the root of the problem. Some take feminisim to mean you stop being African.

Every culture/society in the world has had to overcome marginalising women. It was in 1918 women were allowed to vote but that was not all women.
You had to be over 30, married, had land and have an income. That excluded many It took nearly 25 years to marginally change that to include most women. It’s taken centuries for the Western world to treat women fairly it’s not going to happen overnight on this continent. Especially with all this remixing of feminism.

Feminism is not about trying to be a man or replacing him. If your father splits his wealth equally amongst all his children male and female that is feminism.
If parents send both their children to school and not favour the Male child that is feminism.
If you get promoted at work based on merit and your experience that is feminism.
Feminism is being treated the same, awarded the same opportunity and not being written of because you female.

Feminism has nothing to do with who washes the dishes, who does the laundry who earns what and by how much. It’s not about morals and religion. Not all cultures are proud to have a daughter. Many still abort female foetuses once they know they are carrying a daughter. That is is what feminism is trying to address, a daughter’s life has the same worth as a son.
I have been asked many times if I could guarantee a son! I think of my parents if they had that mindset, I would not exist.

if this is Feminism,then I'd gladly be an advocate....

HenryDion:
Lol . Nah your type be hardcore gays nigga, and the poor dude saw that gayism in you and took his chance.. Gays attract each other man

If you're not gay, mind how you dress. Gays are known to be core fashionistas and attention seekers which was exactly what you exhibited in that classroom.

I'm not homophobic, so enjoy nigga

which one be hardcore gays again....baba I like woman and I dey straight forward....I'm not very much about yansh like that but brezzzz haaaaaa....booby will kill me no doubt.....Gay...I laughter ....Gay emi gay....

edictng:
suspect he didnt tell us the whole story

you niggers are crazy mehn...

OdikwaRisky:
Don’t lie, he made you his bitch and violated your hole

really do I sound to you like any bitch....just reason my tone,does it sounds or look like any bitch nigga behind my moniker....nigga ama "G nigga...

Ok,I'd like to share mine...it was my final year and last days as an undergraduate,my schools got a wifi(off course we paid for it)and most students already left cuz school was on break....I love to have my me time,breath fresh air,everywhere scanty,plug in my headphones and freestyle aloud in the walkways and finally find a class with a strong wifi,connect and hustle up (oti yeee)...there was some couple of guys maybe 10 of them in the class,I don't care I was singing davido's "Nwa baby out loud, deliberately disturbing and expecting someone to try say something...(I was sagging,earrings,noise you know the usual bad boy)then this nigga kept stealing glances at me,I thought my noise was making him uncomfortable but nobody said nothing and I kept giving them kizz Daniel again....cut long story short wifi was bad,so I started leaving and this guy was leaving too,school scanty and I looked back and he was gaining towards me,so I paused the song in case of any surprised (I'm usually not scared of nothing)...na xo this guy got close to me I sized him up and I knew this one can't do shit to me even with a weapon so I relaxed....I asked if he knew anywhere there was good wifi and he said follow me...we went to one secluded place and (was wondering how dis guy take know this place)I sized him up again still he came across as "bohloh to me so kept doing what I was doing and he kept talking.... we talked(or he kept talking) and there was something about him unusual that I can't understand so I proceeded to leave anyway and he asked for my number and I gave.....
fast forward the next day and he called to notify him if I was around and I said sure why not....I came around holla him, asked if I was hungry,hell yeah I was and we went to one restaurant,I asked who was paying me or him and he said he'd take care of it so I ate away ....I said I want to download Pes game and he said he knew the perfect place and very fast,we got there and I was trying to download to no avail and I caught him downloading porn(ehn no p,nobody holy pass)I'm usually blind and deaf and didn't say nothing (besides nothing to say anyway)...it was late around 2am and very cold and I told him I wanna go crash somewhere and he kept touching me,like his body kept touching my body eg like arm,elbow and I think one time he grabbed me and I was like na wa for this guy ooo(I no talk anything)he said he knew the perfect place for us to go and took me to one very secluded lecture theater (no wifi and socket to charge so definitely useless to boys thereby very secluded)I kept wondering how dis nigga know all this place inside school wey I don use 4 years...that kinda place is a very good place to straff babe or even rape self(you know the kinda place I'm trying to picture right)...I look this guy again to see if he could pose any kind of threat and still I don't see him overpowering me in anyway(so sure of this)...he asked to sit near him and I did and we talked,talked and I got bored....I said I wanna sleep mahn..he said don't I like him?..(was confused)like you how?I asked,he said I don't want to talk to him anymore....oh I told him if he was a babe now and got brezz I would talk till Jesus come but I don tire to dey talk jare....then he said he wanna show me something and brought out his phone and played the downloaded porn,so?...I gave him back his phone and he asked why,don't I like it...I said I don't like this fake white shit....I love black amateur porn...the real shit(you naaa mean)I got an account with xvideo bro....I tried to sleep man and to my utmost surprise this guy started rubbing my legs....I though I was dreaming...
I be like yo man,what you doing man?
He be like don't I like it....what!!!no I don't and he started to wanna say some shit I don't wanna hear....I told him to stop doing that shit...and looked at him and ask if he gay mahn...he left me alone afterwards and called the next day and started explaining I said ok...but I don't understand,you like me abi ok,but who would be fucking who and since I'm gonna be his babe he'd better start taking care of me..
He said no problem and if I come he would give me money...I ask him to transfer and he said he usually keep cash at hand....ok ok lover boy my sub has ended send me card....he sent some numbers,I loaded up and saw MTN 100 naira....he called to ask if I got the card, oloriburuku you want to marry me and spoil my yansh but can only send me 100 naira airtime....anyway it was a very funny experience to me...just wanted to share is all

Maybe we should just remove Borno state from the map of Nigeria....they are not adding any value to the country except chaos and bombings and death..so?

Access bank....my best bank so far

Awon omo ope ti connect ni ghana

Most of the ages start from 26...if you are 26 or around that age bracket and you've never made no millions yet,hustle hard and youd get it to...


Oh by the way I'm really interested in foodstuffs from the north to the South,you feel me ...whose with me let's make some millions....

People will come here now and start mentioning one short guy now......we fine,our wife fine,our pikin fine....Everybody like us....

Na only Barca people dey like the short midget....nobody else like am