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*NYSC PREPARATION SAGA*
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
You will be asked to choose the state of your choice,but it must be a state outside tour
geopolitical zone. So you can check out this for you to know where you can serve and where you are free to choose. If your own state fall under southeast, it means you cant serve in southeast. this will guide you on what to do..................
.SOUTH EAST- 5 States =(Abia,
Anambra, Ebonyi , Enugu, Imo).
SOUTH SOUTH- 6 States=(Akwa-ibom, bayelsa, cross river, delta, edo, rivers).
SOUTH WEST- 6 States=(Ekiti, lagos, ogun, ondo, osun, oyo).
NORTH EAST- 6 States=(Adamawa, bauchi, borno, gombe, taraba, yobe).
NORTH WEST- 7 States=(Jigawa, kaduna, kano,
katsina, kebbi, sokoto, zamfara).
NORTH CENTRAL- 6 States=(Benue, kogi, kwara, nassarawa, niger, plateau).
NOTE: feasibility study shows that there shall be 7 geopolitical zones, which lagos shall be referred as one, but abuja shall be under north central
zone. 1. Prepare Your Mind:
First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that you
are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the
camp.
You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not
your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.
2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference
(very important ones first):
1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than
inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above.
The copies may be surplus.
2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of
‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be
given two sets but you may not like the quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis
shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it
will be more expensive) and a permanent marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual
wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those that
sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones,
ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one
please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe
you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please 15k to 30k
depending on how you spend
3. Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your
street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state,
go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in.
Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be
warned!
4. Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are
open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring
in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc.
5. Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for hostel/bedspace, where you will be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information
pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.
6. Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts,
shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code
Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp” You will also be
given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will
be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC
food.
7. Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is
the day you will be leaving the camp.
8. No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and
shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room
for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing
space at all. You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade
Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the
stress that causes their fainting.
9. Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers at
the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise,
worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After
the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After
eating, you will be called out again for the series of
programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch.
Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade.
Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday
perhaps except on Sunday.
10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs:
You may not like the food. You can always go to the
Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your
‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.
11. Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is
‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.
12. Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them.
although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they
can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call
you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it
the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway.
13. Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the
camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through
the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance.
14. Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap
you, please be prudent in spending.
15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your
Place Of Primary Assignment:
You will be posted from the camp to where you will work.
The place you work in is called your Place of Primary
Assignment (PPA).
Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the
Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and
secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the
universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t
lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance.
Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps
Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the
shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters
with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call
it.
16. Transportation Out Of Camp:
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to
is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in
camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will
provide.
Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the
following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home-
sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in
the camp. But please, don’t go home straight.
Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send
down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their
workplaces.
Private and some Govt higher education institutions do.
The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your
cost. Commercial transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.
17. Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you
sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a
temporary accommodation pending the time you will have
to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives
you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers
accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at
your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the
camp is already going down!
18. Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your
registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local
Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to
complete it before going home is the beginning of your
problem.
He may begin to have problems with his subsequent
monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you
can take permission to go home. Long process!

Rebekkah:
Show your Certificate of ownership and your vehicle license oya!

Hehehehe aunty Rebe oya come, follow me make I go show u eh. Buh hold ur TP o. I no dey pay for two

chumaster:
You are welcome. Enjoy it to the fullest.
Btw, where is starry?

Thank u sir for asking after me. I'm fine. I just dey where my husband keep me.

Dream2:
LOL,morning sweet mama.

Really? Make i sha dey observe

Dream2:
Starry is well and okay,just on NL sabbatical.
Mummy Rebekkah....

So na wetin u dey here dey do? Because Starry dey sabbatical eh? Jisike! Kontinuu!

Rebekkah:
it's not that type of baby you think o

I no know the type u dey think. Whichever one, abeg find who u go call d baby not my own baby. He has been taken. Iwotago?

Rebekkah:
Dream2 baby. following mama right? you gorit. morning!

Who is ur baby?

I VOTE KINGinVAHALA

cc NLJega

*I VOTE KINGinVAHALA*

*cc NLJega*

yormee:
*hijacks microphone*


ANNOUNCEMENT fa!

No be timetable matter sha...buh na voting matter!

Make we come to vote ooh! Especially for KINGinVAHALA!

He's proved himself worthy, and na our padi-padi!

Anybody wey vote for am mean say na me dem vote for oh! Him moniker na KINGinVAHALA.

Lemmie speak English small...

Voting is ongoing and it will end by 6pm,

To vote him please click on the link below and type

I VOTE KINGinVAHALA
cc NLJega

https://www.nairaland.com/3263244/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination/31#48119721

cc everyone!

Chumaster, Rebekkah, Ibroh22...abeg, help me tag everyone!

thanchus.

*throws microphone back on the floor*

Dude u spoke my mind. One bottle of zobo drink for you. Collect it after the elections.

*I VOTE KINGinVAHALA*



*Cc NLJega*

Hollamie007:
My school gbese is in Gods hand and I know help will surely come

really?

Rebekkah:
Ahahahaha ha

Then be ready to drag the position.... check the lady multitude the dude is following @wahala or sth

we can shape yormee into 'somebody' so you can have im. chumaster1 is also another option.

I know you're cool beib!

Lols wahalahi I no consider anything at all o. I no even look em profile. Buh I fit manage .,lols

Justcallmenuel Nueli? mmmm dont I know u from somewhere

patty2014:
My love sheboss how are you doing now

ur gini? wait make coyy catch u

Rebekkah:
oh dear...I don haf voter's card. I was not around the time they were doing it...

How much he use settle you self

No amount o bring ur ear close lemme tell u something (u know i've been aspiring to be a first lady. At least before I die this could be my chance.) Dont tell anybody o.

yorme:
Lol! Oya na!

please vote my candidate plssss

KINGinVAHALA:
Lol, teasing you? Nah, far from that. I think I'm just stating and bringing reality to fore. Following you right away sweet, I also need to catch some sleep.

Goodnight/morning too, sweetest of dreams dearie!

Thanks

KINGinVAHALA:
Saw it sweet, you re an incomparable darling, just this night you have done even what some sisters and gfs won't do. All thanks to you, this night would be written on my diary as one of my best nights ever.

hahaha stop teasing me. I think i've done the editing. Now i'm gonna get some sleep. Goodnight/goodmorning. Dont worry u will win

KINGinVAHALA:
Hmmm, how kinginvahala became special to this priceless beauty is still a misery to me. you have shown by this that you carry's the heart only few or none other can boast of having.

Goodnight sweetheart!

lols i've changed my signature. I guess I didnt do it right. Lemme edit it.

KINGinVAHALA:
Hmmm, no prob sweet, anything for you, if it pleases your heart then its OK by me. Thanks for the path you have agreed to take to help bring in more voters, I owe you a lot, miss.

How is your night going and what is still keeping you awake?

U may not believe it but u are the one keeping me awake. Infact i've made the first post in my NYSC thread. Tomorro. I'll continue. I think I wanna sleep now.

KINGinVAHALA:
Hmmm, seem you will make a good wife, always nodding in the positive, lol, just joking.

OK, if you can, this is what I wish you would help me do right now, first you should please lend my moniker a place on your signature, just like I have it on mine (the blue coloured on my signature) and write something like VOTE KINGinVAHALA AS MR NAIRALAND 2016.

secondly, you should try and help me solicit for votes from your fellows on my behalf, in that other thread you frequent. More like asking them all to join you and vote me, including those you guys have in your whatsapp group. What do you think babe?

I'm gonna try talking to my friends and followers but I'm sorry I dnt wanna go tru d stress of changing my signature. It may not even convince anyone to vote. i'll talk to my NL friends

KINGinVAHALA:
Hmmm, I appreciate your coming sweet, I owe you a ...., you have to fill the space yourself with what you desire, lol.

Anyways, Mr Nairaland, hmmm, voting hasn't really commenced yet, we re still waiting for the organisers to officially announce the commencement date, but I'm sure it would begin anytime soon, it could be today.

I will give you the procedures on how to vote when the organizers comes out with it. I actually had to hold your hand and walk you out of that Nysc thread because there re some things I would appreciate if you do for me and I didnt wanted to post it on that thread. I wish you won't only vote me but also help bring along your fellows in that thread to do same, I noticed you all act as a family and it also seem there is a whatsapp group were you all converse, my heart would be filled with unlimited joy if you could help me accomplish this, sweetheart.

Let's go on whatsapp, please!

ok that's ok. Whenever the voting starts, u'll tell me. Then I'll vote.
So what do u want me to do right now.

KINGinVAHALA:
Hi sweet, I won't mind us conversing over here, I hope its OK by you? @StarryV

Lols yea sure

KINGinVAHALA:
Hmmm, thanks sweet, I appreciate and I will happily wish to put you through the voting stuff.
Do you mind me doing it over here or elsewhere? it seems we re derailing this noble thread with intellectuals.

lols do it anywhere dear. This is my territory sha. These people here are my family and they are harmless. So feel free.

KINGinVAHALA:
Cool! it was awesome and jolly filled. My signature, wish I could count on you, can i?

Emmm am not too much into NL voting buh u seem nice. So i'm gonna do it for you. Buh u'll tell me how it's been done

KINGinVAHALA:
Hmmmm, if you say so, who am I to argue? lol
Hope your Sunday is going splendidly well?

Yea it is. We thank God. How abt u

From my heart of hearts I really wanna wish this dude a very big HAPPY BIRTHDAY I pray all your pisitive dreams come tru. As u've chosen to make people laugh and smile, so shall the lord give you million reasons to laugh and smile.
Happy birthday Yorme
Happy birthday Yormee
Happy birthday Emroyy
Bon annivasaire mon ami
Ubochi omumu oma Chizorom
Omolojo ibi ,emi asopo Odun laye
Eku orire ojo ibi.
Olojo ibi
Ojo ibi
O ku ojo ibi
E ku ojo ibi

Enjoy your day dear....
GL loves you fa!

KINGinVAHALA:
Lol, suitor you say? Nah, far from that. Go through page 849 and you would read where I stated my reason to a fellow here.

Happy Sunday?

Oww u dont need to explain my dear, I was just kidding...

Dotman2210:
Lol...lazy ass

Me?? I'll tell my mummy

khalifahsparkles:
OK. can I send you a pm?

Nope