orimipe:


BS
Fast forward to my 39th week, started feeling this small small cramps. By the way, at that point, my tired was tired. Started eating pineapple, baby-danced, I even tried Zobo but nothing was making the cramps abi contraction strong...

Mothers are indeed golden.

Thanking God for a safe delivery.

Wow interesting BS. Congratulations mama. May your LO bring joy and happiness to your home. Amen

Dear Husbands and Wives:

When you're due to deliver a baby or in labour. Pls take a birthing partner with you, did you hear me?
Take a birthing partner with you.

Study the hospital exit doors and put a name to the faces of the nurses.

Secondly, tell the nurses that you don't want your baby to be taken away from the delivery room. Once they cut the umbilical cord hold your baby jen jen..... I know the pains! I know every, but hold the baby jen jen.... Never let go.

Thirdly, if you're having CS, pls take a birthing partner with you, tell the doctor you don't want the nurses to wash the baby. Tell your doctor to hand over the baby to your birthing partner.

Washing of new baby is not compulsory in UK. The midwives in UK don't wash the baby that day. Nne don't panic.

In Lagos, my friend sister gave birth to a baby boy this morning, she saw her baby and made a mental note of her baby, while the midwife went away with the baby to wash the baby, she came back with a baby girl that looked like a two weeks old baby girl.

But God we serve was awake....the nurse mistakenly came back with wrapper that is not hers.... And they found out the baby had this local tangerine(local eye liner) in her eyes which means the baby is not her baby. All her scans has shown it's a boy they were expecting.

Her husband was first to spot the eye tangerine and gave the nurse a sound slap to produce his baby. He called his elder brother who is a lawyer in Lagos to come with people.... Within 20 minutes his brother and their friends has filled the hospital. The nurse said is the matron that asked her to replace the baby with the baby in the Chief matron office. The matron is denying telling the junior nurse anything.

The matron was given a beating of her life now. They are involving police and must go to court. The doctor on duty is claiming innocent....Her baby has been returned to her. They are home now.

Dear women: As you dey push your baby, biko don't start crying and leave your baby with nurses. Endure the pains and tell them to hand over your baby that you want to bond with the baby first.

Tell them to leave your baby with you that you don't want to wash your baby. If possible conduct DNA before leaving the hospital, just to make sure you're taking your real baby home.

Things are happening oooooo....

May God have mercy on all of us.

Una well-done ooooo...


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Please can I get a review on these baby lotions (smooth care and babymed). Has anyone used any of them?
I don't know why choice of cream for my LO is kinda giving me sleepless night o. I really wanna settle this lotion matter. So I can buy and keep and tick it from my list mbok

ladyrachy:
[b][/b]Team July aka mamas for princesses

Somehow I wish I'm in this team of mama Princesses

Lol, don't worry soon I'll become mama Ada

StarryV:

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As for the sex of my LO, I & hubby will be going for the scan today or tomorrow. (Hubby still wishes it's a girl, my instinct is telling me it's a boy) Once confirmed, I'll update my record accordingly....

@ Sassy256. August Cappo! Looks like i won the bet o even though I wished hubby would win it. Gender xy confirmed! Please update.

voucher:
Can one know the sex of their baby earlier than from 20 weeks?

Your question isn't clear ma. You mean earlier than 20weeks or you mean from 20weeks?

babsjummy:

Capo I am team September, 9/9/2022

I was already wondering if we don't have team September. Looks like October and November teamies are more active than them. Una dey vex?

Sassy256:
TEAM AUGUST
Team Easy pregnancy, Safe and Quick delivery.

Happy new month mama's wishing us all the best of this new month.
A new month is a step closer to meeting our LO's even though it still seems far, may God make this journey easier for us in Jesus name, Amen.
I'm sure we've all registered for antenatal and are taking our routine drugs, please if we have not, let's endeavour to. This is also time to start buying baby stuff if you haven't, little by little so it does not choke at the last minute.
More August mama's that have not indicated, we know you are here, we're still waiting for you to join us, please do.
Mama's already on the list, kindly update us with more info, thanks.

TEAM AUGUST ROLL CALL
NAME.................................EDD....................SEX

1. Starry v. .....................21st................ unknown

Mama's please endeavour to respond to roll call anyway you can at least show up once in a while. I wish everyone of us a beautiful month, less stress, good health and bountiful energy❤️

Present ma!
Yes! I've registered for antenatal since 12weeks, but tomorrow I will be registering in another hospital where I'll use for delivery.
Yes! I've been trying to be diligent in taking my routine drugs.
Yes! I've started my shopping o. Infact I did the second batch this weekend and by God's grace I've bought at least 50% of the items in my hospital list and 60% of the other items.
Sincerely mama the reality of motherhood is gradually donning on me o. I'm already feeling like a mum
As for the sex of my LO, I & hubby will be going for the scan today or tomorrow. (Hubby still wishes it's a girl, my instinct is telling me it's a boy) Once confirmed, I'll update my record accordingly.
Help me thank my wonderful DH. He has really been supportive o. God bless him. Amen.

Thank you Mama for checking up on us. You're doing well. I also want to suggest that you add mama flower0girl in our roll call o. She's our teamie, even though she has deactivated her account I still believe she visits this thread as a guest. Let's keep her in our memories and prayers hoping that she will share her BA/BS with her new moniker when the time comes.

I yaff talk too much o. Now hunger haff come again for the third time today. Who else is suffering excessive hunger like me?
2nd Trimester should come and be going mbok. I haff see am finish

Omakraid:

If mangoes causes one to fall into labour, I should have delivered by now.hmmn.. I devour it morning and night, sometimes I don't even take dinner just the fruit . If I see one basket right now, can't tell what will happen oo.. That range of moderation no kon consign me abi na wetin I go call this one now

Expectantmom:

We dey same group. Mango is one of my favorite fruits(if not the favorite sef) and thankfully it makes me go to the toilet easily. I think mango has no side effect on pregnant women in their third trimester (this is especially correct for me Sha).

Thanks greatly for your responses. Praise God I'm not alone. Hahaha more mango here I come.

I have been eating mango fruit minimum of (4) and maximum of six (6) everyday for the past three weeks now. Consistently! Hope I'm still within the range of "moderation"

Anything to worry about?

nancyij:
moms help me and thank God, i gave birth this morning, baby girl������,my water bust this morning, took hot bath that morning, rushed to maternity, the midwife checked me that i am 6cm,no sign of pains, na the woman put drip for me,30mins i gave birth, i thank God, i am feeling like were they pour very chilled water, for the rest mummys, God that did it for me will do it for you all, sharp delivery

Oboii this one na confirm Hebrew woman delivery. I like this wan

Congratulations mama.

NeroPapas:
OK Una evening.. This is KingNeropapas aka DP, that is to say Daddy Phoenix ... I wan share our BS!!!

I for don nack una the tory but I see say plenty dust been raise for here and be like say no be right time, plus I've been doing daddy duties!
My wife's pregnancy journey was very smooth and stress free.. We TTC'd for a year and God answered us July last year. We registered under a scheme the moment we realised she was preggy. I chose the scheme cos private hospitals in Port Harcourt can really be expensive.
I didn't miss any ANC session with my wife.. I have the time so I could narrate all these stories better.
Let's fast forward to week 33 which was a bit scary cos wify had a high BP which was handled with few medications. We were given 2 EDDs, 15th and 18th April... We did more than 8 scans during pregnancy, that's because my wife works at an ultra sound center at a point, I had to caution her. Most of the scan said 15th, while two said 18th.
Sunday 10th of April started as a normal cool Sunday, the day started with BD which madam initiated , I have to give in cos una know na..!
By 2pm that day, We were in the sitting room watching TV.. I laid on the sofa, while madam sat pon di floor. She then stood up to get something from the bedroom, that was when she noticed water gush! She called me and I was like so what next? She said we wait! Ngwanu, we dey wait. I been don pack bag keep since. I then call my neighbour, a mother of 4 to come help check my wife, she came and said yes.. Water e yaff break. Madam don wear comfit pad and we dey wait. Could you all believe that after two hours, with the water still running at intervals, there's no contraction whatsoever. All other signs that were supposed to follow refuse to show up. Wify was still laidat.. I come turn doctor dey ask her.. How are you feeling now? She said nothing. Ha.. Nothing ke. Oya begin walk upandan na.. She did and still nothing. Wo after about an hour, making it wakati Meta (3 hours) that water haff broken.. I told her, we're going to the hospiru . We got there about 6pm. They confirmed water haff broke but service sorry cervix yaff not open. Ha, my village people, not today pls .. Well they monitored her all through the night, Baby's heartbeat was fine and she was fine too.. They said its normal in FTMs for water to break and contractions could start 12-18 hours later.
24hrs has passed still nothing. We were then sent for scan at about 10am.. The result showed baby was 39weeks old that day with EDD being 18th April. But the woman said the baby has to come out within the next 48hrs. Ok kila mase bayi? What's next? The doctor said we wait till night that if no show, they'll induce her.
So I stepped out to stroll while wify went back to her bed. Let's than 30mins,i came back to the labor ward, my wife is already on oxygen and drip.. Ha edakun, wazall this? They said the Baby's heartbeat is fainting abi going up! Ejo, pardin?? Don't let me faint here!! My wife has never been sick or admitted in her almost 3 decades of existence.. So the whole oxygen thing traumatised her. I calmed her and told her its just oxygen and its for her and the baby.. I now asked, didn't we just do a scan and everything is fine?? Why on earth is the Baby's heartbeat going up.. to where? At this point, I was scared too but didn't show it. My wife was on drip cos she was weak at this point. My younger brother called me and I narrated everything to him.. That's when he gingered that we shouldn't wait till midnight for the inducement. I then met the doctor and spoke to him calmly. He said well, CS is the next thing that if we wait till that midnight, something could go wrong.. Ha.. Ejo sir, Eni soribu . He said if they induce her, it may not work so well will still come to the CS.
I say ese sir.. Leave inducement out of this.. Let's go straight to CS.. That's how my wife was prepared for it!
At exactly 6pm, 11th April, 2022, Our CP.. Crown Prince was brought out of the operation room .. I didn't know how to feel. He greeted me cry.. I said welcome son !
Ejo, Where's my wife?? After about Anada 15 minutes, I was called to come and assist to carry my wife out of the operation room. Stepping in, I saw my beautiful wife smile at me. I kissed her pon di forehead .... Chai, see love in the theater .
My boy weighed 3.5kg and 50cm tall. We left the clinic after 3days...with baby, mother and daddy doing Fantabulous
All Glory to the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ who saw us through the journey.. May His name alone be Praised... Amin
Thank you for reading our BS.. LOVE YOU ALL

May God answer every woman and every family seeking a child or children. For all preggy moms.. You Shall carry to full term and there shall be no loss... The Bible said.. None shall cast their young. We shall not cast our young in Jesus name.

Oh very sweet BS
I didn't want it to finish. Twas as if I was reading an interesting novel.

Congratulations papa, your wife is sha blessed to have a husband like you. May your crown prince continually bring joy and happiness to your home. Amen. Please extend my love to your darling wife.

Please who is Ini Edo?

iwinnie:
PART 2

Baby edd was April 4th
I gave birth to my baby girl via elective cs on April 6th
Birth weight.... 3.2kg
We were dischared 3days later(mother, baby alive)

May God bless all ttc mother's and i wish the rest waddling mamas a safe and sound delivery.
Amen
Our cappo God bless you immensly and everyone that guided me here whenever i ran to this platform for advice.

Very interesting BS
Congratulations mama, I'm happy for you. May your LO be a source of joy in your home. God bless your household. Amen.

ladyrachy:

It's nice to know some men actually want a girl first most men will hope for boy first,I told hubby the sex this evening he said chai he was hoping for a nigga ooo,I say him na papa princess u be take am like DAT.I just knew its a girl BT for his sake prayed for a boy. My next baby na boy sha I don talk am God don sign am

My dear o. Me too was even surprised at his earnest desire and expectation for a baby girl. The day I announced my bfp to him, he excitedly named the child with a feminine name. And I'm like "what if it's a boy" he said "till then" lols

Me I have nothing to loose mbok

Sassy256:
Please ooo I'm getting jealous
August mama's please show up, don't hide again e joor
We reject any more losses in our team.
Team August for Easy pregnancy, Safe and Quick delivery in Jesus name, Amen.
Mama's that have registered, kindly supply us with your EDD and sex of baby if known. Thank you
TEAM AUGUST
Hi Teamies, hope we're all doing great.
NAME.................................EDD....................SEX
1. Starry v. ............................21st................ unknown
2. Sassy256...........................25th.....................xy
3. Dunpredictable................22nd ...................xy
4. Pyzdan...............................23rd............... unknown
5. Waistbead.........................28th............... unknown
6. Exclusiveoloori................. ...................... unknown
7. Novia22.............................13th............... unknown
8. Dijah07............................... 30th ............ unknown

Weldon Cappo. Haven't checked gender yet o. Will be checking by month end when hubby will be around. Hubby wants a girl, but my instinct/intuition is telling me it's a boy. Let's watch who wins it

NB: FTM

Peeping from a distance....
Is the coast clear now?
I've been scared to peep into this thread because of the recent happenings. Me dey fear fight o make them no chuk my big belle.

Mummytoo:
Did anyone read that news of a lady that had a baby in the toilet, like she didn't know she was pregnant.

How can a woman be pregnant and will not know, what about the increase in tummy, the kicking, cravings, etc

Did she sleep on her back or tummy

How possible is it?

I read that story o. I couldn't but wonder how on earth is that even possible?
Like she was still menstruating?
She didn't experience contraction?
How burst didn't swell?
She didn't experience frequent urination?
Vomiting nko?
Baby bump kwanu?
Her mum wasn't close to observe changes?
Her water didn't break?
Like she did her usual chores and exercises without ache?
Back pain nko?
Which one will I say, which one will I leave?
Ndi oyibo sha can be that dumb and careless. If at all it's true. Smh Pheew!

1stymom:




Thank you ma'am. I never knew it's compulsory to complete the dose even after birthing... I was happy it won't be necessary again cos the injection itself is painful...I haven't been able to do anything with that hand like this.

Really? izit really painful? I've heard that from several other mamas o. I took my first dose of TT last month but surprisingly it was on my bumbum o. Thought it was supposed to be on the hand and it wasn't really painful. Hope say na the correct injection they give me so

Good evening senior and Junior colleagues. Please help me interpret these two BP results.
100/60 and 95/60. Worrisome or okay?

Omakraid:

Amen ma, still at it though. Thanks ma

if you don't feel better in the morning, maybe you should just visit your hospital and complain. So sorry mama.

FlowerGirl040:
Hehehehehe abeg hold Bobo tight o!! Happy wedding anniversary sis. May you both live long in good health,love and happiness till old age. Na so children, both twins and triplets go dey run around una

But you mean you can't borrow out your young Bobo even for 2hrs? Make I run before she throw me slippers.

Hahaha thanks a lot mama. Amen to your prayers. I never gree borrow hubby for 2mins ooh, and you're talking about 2hrs hahaha. Kole work

MGeey:


As Akwa Ibom girl wey i be, make i go snatch am

Snatch gini? Iffah catch you eh. I no dey joke with my young bobo o. Our marriage will be one year tomorrow 10th April. Na em you wan come snatch. I go naked swear for you o

Looks like LO just learnt how to kick
Has been kicking with his/her tiny feet incessantly since yesterday afternoon. The feeling is out of this world .
Does anyone experience this kind of incessant kicks? What i don't know now is if the kick is of excitement or distress.

FlowerGirl040:
Abeg hold your young Bobo very well oo, desperate girls are out there. May you both grow old together,there shall be laugher and happiness in your home now and always. Love and companionship shall grow stronger and never weaker. Above all,lovely,desciplined kids wey I go come marry give one of my pikin

Hahaha mama mama this actually got me smiling

Thanks a lot swt mama please receive my e-hug

Good evening @Mr. scantee. Please how is your son now? Hope he's recovering from the cruelty of this wicked world. How is he please? My prayers are with you and your little one sir.

MorningStar233:


Same here o, na once and na till I born we go see again

till you born kwa?

Oboiiii this one is strong. You get mind o. Mine na two months interval sha.

FlowerGirl040:
As he come,you go make him do all he miss

hahaha no be small "all he miss" lol. True talk sha. I had to oblige o. Even though I no climax but I happy say him dey happy. Hubby na still young bobo o. Make Akwa Ibom girls no snatch am from me mbok. Lols.

1stymom:
Pls house.... I have toothache and my gum is swollen... What can I use to cure it cos I have not been able to eat properly.... And I can't take drug anyhow cos of my LO.... Although, I have gaggled warm water and salt but it is still troubling me...

You can change your toothpaste. I don't know the one you're making use of but I recommend Sensodyne toothpaste (rapid action). Be disciplined enough to brush every night with it before you go to bed. Do it for a week and thank me later

MorningStar233:


Lol, your wives are lucky... unlike some of us that are husbands has bn around only once since we took in....

People like me o. Hubby visited last weekend for the first time since I took in. It's well with us.

FadMimi:
Good evening mummies, this is my first time here

I am team December and this is my first pregnancy, I'm just 5 weeks gone. I hope I'm welcome �

Pls is there a WhatsApp group I can be added to? Thanks

so we already have team December on board. That's good news. #singing, you're welcome in the name of the Lord... Welcome on board @FadMimi and @LUGBE. We're happy to have you here. Chai see how time flies. I remember when I was too shy to register for team August . Now I don senior plenty people