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eforce: This thread is talking about the joy stick but anyone that has a joystick knows that it doesn't smell, it is the balls and areas between the thighs that smell
. Here is how to get rid of male genital odour.


http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/03/male-genital-odor-elimination.html

Shola , sholay! So today is your birthday ehn, you no wan loud am so we won't bother you for goodies? Iro lo pa! Ayaf found out

Happy birthday to you dear. I pray you witness many more of this wonderful day...enjoy your day!

Reincarnated: Lmao! I just wanted my kiss and u still haven't given me . I had such a wonderful unforeseen experience this weekend but ofcourse ofcourse, i missed you. I know that's what u want to know . I missed every girl here, not just u sha lekpa I see you

And blah blah. U know I can be logical when I want to. I told you, my emotions have its perks too bad you dissed them.

Oya kpele..go to bed

Missed you small too

alosiby92: Ok, SOM: I actually dislike amala....you'll have to make pounded yam for me when I come...
As for leaving my accent at the airport...kai! HI did not know you were dis wicked! chori-chori hater of life!
Apparently deep yoruba gehl accents are not seggzy but for you, I will try my best to fake it...hard as it may be.. I hope you will be able to understand my baby yoruba sha...
Ehyah, so your backside is not well rounded? Remind me to get you a nyash pad for christmas or as a belated Sallah present! LOL!!
At this rate we could even start an organisation for those with flat buttocks and name it one of the following:
FLABABBSA: FLAT BEHINDS AND BIG BOSSOMED SISTERS ASSOCIATION...
BNDS: BEHIND NO DEY SOCIETY
CFNBS:CARRY FRONT NO BACK SOCIETY
BAP:BUMLESS AND PROUD!!!!!

*disclaimer: uhm..the above list was as a result of a significantly high rate of joblessness.
Sincerely,
An ijebu gehl

Lmao..alos!! What is this? Hahaahahaha..BNDS? FLABABBSA...lmao.. Wth? . This is just hilarious. You no well o.

As for you disliking amala, we'll see about that, by the time you have a taste of home-made amala, you'll sing a new tune.

And the yansh pad, make it yansh and hips..


How are you dear?

Hello EWO, hope you had a good celebration.

Spotlight chic, we are waiting o

Reincarnated: So this House Maid is going to ignore me shae. It must be because I am calling her House Maid but isn't that not what u felt like yesterday? Ehn my dear StateOfMind

Lmao..wanted to be sure you were referring to me. You so sick man. How are you?

Btw, your posts this morning have been on point, devoid of sentiments and illogical reasoning.

As it is now, post bba, maria is faring much better than melvin, so why would anyone think she would be a setback for melvin IF they are dating? So having different women will be less of a set back for a man than sticking to one? Even at 28? Melvin is a man, and not a boy, I'm sure he's passed that stage of why have one certain when you can have many uncertains. Its a juvenile mentality if you ask me.

Thank you 'spoilers'.. Rain no gree stop..I'm off to bed..

On another note, if you don't want to read spoilers' comments, do not view the thread by 10. Simply log in when you start watching yours.

chycoroxie: Mary is out n martha wants to cry

Sighs..

Thank God it wasn't ifunaya..

Sorry mary, almost as if you weren't existing in that camp. I prefer martha. You won't be missed by me.

I can't believe this ... First it was peter, now you guys say ifunaya has been evicted?.

#sadfordays

And can this rain stop already so that I can at least watch ait's

alosiby92: ehyah...SOM the house gehl....i sha hope some visitors did not smack your "well rounded buttocks".....hehehe..
i'm sure you'll hit the next person who mentions the word "Sallah" with a mortar and pestle...

Did I just read well rounded? Hahahaha. If there's one thing me, you and your cowife have in common, it is FLAT butt, with Cowife taking the trophy.

Er erhmmm alos, let me make it clear now, if by chance your 'may' becomes 'will' and you make your way to ib this year, make sure you bring on all your ngbeke swag as soon as you land in naija. I wouldn't be seeing you if you dont leave that chori-chori accent at the airport o.

I'd be really glad if you come over alos, there will be plenty amala for you, that one is sure and then cowife can die of hate and badu-belle! How soon are you gonna confirm your visit?

jennykadry: Can you all move past this and stop picking sides...the fight has finished. Focus on the topic now and stop bringing the drama back or opening a closed chapter.

Well, some of us did not sleep on the thread, we just caught up on the pages..

...And Now that I have read till the end, I've modified on my own terms.

Sisi_Kill: Gosh! It's so so refreshing to know that no matter how enlightened and broad minded we say we are, the core of our Nigerianess....the part of us which makes us feel the need to oppress the already oppressed because it's how we can show we aren't one of the oppressed, will never change.

A person comes on to share her problems and just because some people were "magnanimous" to give her a there there part on the head, they believe it is their right to speak to her anyhow? She must accept every insult thrown her way, after all we were kind enough to even pay her some attention. She can't stand up for herself oh....hell naa, how dare she? Isn't she supposed to be a victim?!!!

So because she responds back to a group of people insulting her.....suddenly her abuse at the hands of the man she loved does not count anymore? Really?!!! I mean seriously?

How anyone who supposedly understands ABUSE and all that it entails can compare the relationship one has with a group of faceless people to an intimate relationship of 10 years is absolutely beyond me. If one is a victim in one area of their life, they gotta be victim in every area, yes? Brilliant!!!!!!


I tell ya, If the online head patters expect absolute acquiescence from the head pattee....one wonders what response is worthy for the real life honest to goodness hand holders...a liver? Kidney? The first born child perhaps?

Ah! God Bless us wonderful people...Nigerians.

Thank you for this wondeful piece ma'am.. Explains it all.


Oh well, new dawn.. Have a blessed day y'all..

Nogen: It means "My dear, that babe is nasty and that's why her guys beats her". @ Kenyatta I will dig out all the insults babyosisi or whatever her name is and her Igbo friends directed your way in Igbo!

What This is very nasty if that is indeed what whoever typed that in igbo meant. No wonder the poor babe reacted that way. Imagine the statement she has grown backbone too? Just becÀuse she shared her story, she should be a weakling who shouldn't stand up for herself? She should swallow all the insults that come her way cos she's a 'victim'? . Whoever insults her in igbo, a language she doesn't understand is indeed a COWARD! Shame on you!

And later they'll all come n hide under 'reverse psychology' approach. Smh!

And btw kenya..I think it high time you left this thread... .. Go get a breather.

Yup..this is it.. Using someone's story to score points against her during an argument...and then you expect someone who has been lurking around to come in to share her story?

Pathetic beings..

uj_sizzle: Happy Sallah to all the muslims

Thanks uju..I owe you 50

N yes alos, of burger nuts and seun's thin lips

Thanks screw, read your S\O a couple of minutes ago.

Thanks alos

I owe you 20...

Peter's team mates had good things to say about him...I really like him too even his parting words were on point.. Cool dude.

He shouldn't have taken that fish though

Wats wrong with bobby *rolls eyes*..na by team or has he forgotten GUS is one man for himself. It still feels like a loss for spear n win for them ko..mscheww.

*dancing azonto*

C'est moi:
Jinxed is an understatement.

My bad..dint mean to be a spoiler.. *edited*

adadioranmah: Individual task ooooo. Finally.

Exactly.. Been tired of the team task.

Btw, spear is truly jinxed. I can only shake my head..

I had to open the pages I missed in different tabs to make sure the mods don't get to some pages before me..

While some are actually getting the much needed help, some are still yet to identify their problems, not to talk of getting help.

Living in denial, harbouring bitterness will only lead to self-destruct if care is not taken, its never too late to start your healing process 2sexy. I have been following your posts since the day you joined this thread, but one thing is certain, you can not get help if you do not admit you need it.

Kenya, I like the way you stood up for yourself and I hope you continue to discover strength within yourself, always use that strength of yours to your advantage and you will be fine. God be with you.

I don't like the picture

uboma: Thank you for pointing out what ileobatojo missed in Brown's post.

Hahaha, even after spelling it out, I mean making her point more obvious, its funny you still don't get it.

^^ how are you gentie?...thanks for the S/O..I'm good.

^^

Er erm..*clears throat*...just passing by alos...

ileobatojo: This dude must be on the wrong thread.

As at the time he posted..chinwem = many women.. ...these hyperactive men sha.

Anyway, I think they also deserve it because it is quite stressful staying up all night with the mother and child and then going to work the following morning. But I think it shouldn't exceed 2wEeks if one of the grandmas and\or any other help is around.

If a man is granted paternity leave at work and all he does at home is to play games, read news papers and drive round the neighboorhood, he should be flogged back to work, no point adding to the poor woman's stress.

Obrafour: Miss Malaika is a Ghanaian show. Did you watch it in Ghana? I am sure they will stream it on the net sha.

Yh, I know its a ghanaian pageant .And no, I didn't watch it in ghana. I remember I watched it years back on a dstv channel, but I dont think it was live. Thanks all the same.

Reincarnated: But what is going on why am I being asked this sort of questions?

The question wasn't actually directed at you, I only quoted you to reply your question about cleo, then proceeded to ask my own question. Hope that explains it babe?

Reincarnated: So Maria and Dillish are going to be in Nigeria next week? I wonder what that airport might look like. Is Cleo also coming? Ochon can finally welcome her

I doubt it. There's a psquare concert abi na show next weekend in zambia and she'll be performing.

How can I watch this miss malaika pageant? Do they still air it? I think the last time I saw it was 2years ago but can't remember which channel aired it. I'd really love to see maria as a judge.

Oh, I didnt realise there was a second task.. See as ifunaya balance well well..this chic is strong o.. Small but mighty..peter just gave her side eye. His jungle rival