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MaxInDHouse:
JWs worship together throughout the earth as promised by our God! Zephaniah 3:9

Stale, I can see you have nothing under your sleeve, same as your fellow.

Anytime I get hold of your kind, your kind has nothing to say.

You only know the doctrine you were told. You don’t have a mind of your own. It’s clear

MaxInDHouse:
Have you seen any Nigerian pastor who smokes?

Why do JW not marry from other fellowship?
They aren’t christain enough right?
Except JW no other one is capable to rule so you don’t vote Abi?

Jesus said all this right?

MaxInDHouse:
Have you seen any Nigerian pastor who smokes?

Now you’re derailing.

Why can’t JW fellowship with other JW?

MaxInDHouse:
So what exactly are you trying to say if you're against smoking?

stop trying to play smart. I am not God, even if I was against it my last write up clearly state God as final judge since it not a sin that inflict pain on thy neighbors.

The original argument is you’re justifying JW doctrine as par with the written word. In another word the Bible isn’t complete is what you mean and JW feel the need to write the complete part Abi?


Why not talk about the part where JW tells their member not to fellowship with anyone not JW. And JW don’t marry anyone else aside another JW. You’re avoiding such topic. Please quote the part of the written books where it was said.

JW crafting the incomplete part of the Bible

MaxInDHouse:
Please what exactly do you want from Jehovah's Witnesses?

Because from my own personal experience no church approves smoking and no church that doesn't preach about holiness so there's no reason singling out one as if they've become evildoers for doing almost the same thing others do!

Smoking is against many doctrine ranging from traditions, medical, conventional etiquette and even legally, you are only permitted to smoke in your house if there are no children around.

Your church doctrine is not the same thing as what is right and wrong in the eye of God.

What ever is against the will of God, what ever is against love thy neighbor and love thy Self and love of God is a sin.

But saying your church doctrines equates with the will of God and if someone else go against is then they sin is the biggest blackmail you can unleash on your neighbors. You’re also Infact trying to manipulate them.

But as it seem, Jehovah witness doctrine right is at par with the written laws and words of the Bible. I shake my head. Adding and editing the word with unwritten rules

Smoking is in my opinion against love of thyself, because it damages one’s health and body which is suppose to be the temple to God. But then if/she smokes only in the closest and does not lead his/her neighbors astray then he/she can only be judged by God. So until you start corrupting others or harming others, no one can harm you except God himself, who is the Judge of everything

Smoking isn’t same as evil against your neighbors e.g Murder, covetousness or stealing that actually is not a love for thy Neighbor. That one, you will have to be put down and Paul advice we restraint you and if possible prevent you from corrupting other brethrens

Oseone1:
Can you smoke simply because the bible do not preached against it?

Can you confidently say anyone sinned because they smoked? So don’t invent what is to be sin and not.

Jehovah witness are priding to be an authority they are not

MaxInDHouse:
Before talking about a religion please try to do some research so you won't pass a wrong impression about them.
No member of Jehovah's Witnesses except good leadership in any part of the world that's why we are preaching zealously about God's Kingdom as solution to mankind's problem!

Sounding very misguided and egocentric without any practicality. You’re preaching Jehovah Witness.

You’re not anything like Jehovah himself

Janosky:
Nah every instructions your own parents dey use their mouth tell you?
The Bible principle about birthday celebration is strict abstinence by Jehovah's servants.

Jesus never turned up at anyone's birthday celebration neither did he celebrate any.

But,did Jesus attend & participate in any wedding?
Oga,E get why.

There is No such principle about birthday, there is none, Jehovah witness invented such word.

There is no record where Jesus warned any of his disciples against celebrating birthday.

But Jehovah witness being greater than the maker themselves, deem it fit to indoctrinate and fight against it so badly. That they can alienate their members who do such.

What a passive aggressive manner of indoctrination.

Jesus also didn’t do some other things,
- he didn’t build any house
- he didn’t marry, neither does he have any children or knew any woman
- he didn’t own property
- he didn’t go to hospital
- he didn’t have any academic profession aside being a healer and miracle worker.

Jesus was focused and set apart for the mission he came to accomplish, it is as simple as it sounds. He didn’t even live up to 40 years and that was intentional. Jesus didn’t address others in a passive aggressive manner and advice people to not marry outside synagogues.

King Solomon, Paul and David were men after God heart and lived life in their own way. God didn’t forsake them. Neither did Jesus

Everything is with a purpose, stop misguiding people and enforcing laws even Jesus himself didn’t impose

Oseone1:
In 1Peter 2:21 the bible says that Christ want us to follow his footstep, so as regards birthdays celebration, whom are you going to follow? is it Christ that do not celebrate his bday or Herod & Pharoah? the choice is yours

There is no where in the Bible we are told not celebrate birthday.

No place in the Bible where it was stated that celebrating birthday means you follow king Herod or Pharoah.

Jehovah witness started those implied meaning, they manufactured it from thin air.
I know it is difficult to accept but it’s fine

MaxInDHouse:
Pick your questions one after another so you can know what your neighbour have in mind not just piling up the questions.
But for the benefit of other followers i will attend to one of your questions now!

You will not vote

I love to vote for someone i know very well and can vouch for when he gets there because i will ask him several questions personally to be sure he can solve the problem before standing as his surety.

But do i know any of these people?
NO!
So why should i vouch for someone i never knew because if i do and he failed to fulfill what he promised the curses from all those suffering will go to those that vouch for him or her.
Have you ever signed up as a surety for someone who wants to borrow money from the bank?
What if the person failed to pay up do you think his surety will be spared?
Well that's what i personally am avoiding when talking about voting for someone i don't even know!

very nonsense analogy. We had 18 aspirant but you voted none.
Perhaps if you think none of them are capable why not a Jehovah witness campaign/contest. For you sitting on the fence and forsaking your community and country is a better choice

Perhaps don’t personalize the question, I was asking why Jehovah witness don’t participate in election but it seem you’re talking just about yourself

MaxInDHouse:
True Christianity is about how God is using His Holy Spirit to gather imperfect but faithful and obedient humans in all the nations {Isaiah 2:2; Micah 4:1} these people will start paying rapt attention to what the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob said as written in the Bible {Isaiah 2:3; Micah 4:2} and the expected result of this is they will use what they found in the pages of the Bible to settle their disparities peacefully among themselves, divert their resources into production of food and information materials, stop the production, buying, selling and using destructive devices, stop enrolling in the army and vow never to raise weapons against anyone again! Isaiah 2:4; Micah 4:3

This is the greatest miracle that will destroy all the machinations of Satan {1John 3:8} whose intention is to see the entire human race wiped out {John 10:10} but who will establish such a program among imperfect humans? That's why a perfect child needs to be born among mankind {Isaiah 9:6} this child will grow into an adult as a perfect man he will then lead imperfect humans in the way of holiness {Isaiah 35:8} the establishment of Christianity was to achieve this goal that's why Jesus is called the Prince of Peace {Isaiah 9:6} as he will counsel obedient mankind to form one big and happy family of peace loving worshipers! Zephaniah 3:9

Of course there are thousands of groups claiming Christians today but out of them all only Jehovah's Witnesses are fulfilling this prophecy with their activities globally proving that the Prince of Peace has come and they are witnesses to the fact that his teachings can unite people of all nations in love! Act 1:8

Please if you have a better explanation about what true Christianity should do among mankind don't hesitate to air your views.

Thanks and God bless you!

Why then would not give to cesaer what belongs to Caesar? You will not vote, you will not defend your community but when the benefit of voting comes in you will enjoy it, when the benefit of defense comes, you will enjoy it.

You will tell citizen not sing their own national anthems. You don’t marry outside your denomination cause you demonize others. You don’t want to hear others preach to you but you will always want to preach to others

It’s a huge mess I must say

lanzini309:
this are not true though they are based on your assumptions. Get closer to them, do your research before you say stup.d stuff about them. They are simply the best I am not one of them but I know much about them. They are near perfect..

Are you sure you know how to read at all?
Perhaps what do you mean by perfect?
Infact what do you know is called perfect?
All this youngies just type for attention

Oseone1:
The bible mentioned two people (King Herod & Pharoah) that celebrated their b\days, were they christians? NO. they even killed people on that day, Christ didnt celebrates his own, So you that is celebrating ur bday whom are u immitating? guy make u dey reason well

Very silly point. So king Herod and pharaoh now stand as the yardstick of celebrating birthdays. They celebrated birthday wasn’t the borne of contention anywhere in the Bible neither did anyone or preacher preached against it.
So why are you now the one preaching against it?

Daughterboard:
I openly affirm the submission of the Op. Jehovah Witnesses practice the true Christianity. Though I am not a member but my family members associate with them

What do you know about true Christianity?

GovernmentAgent:
The government is doing what it needs to do for the betterment of the country

very slow brain 🧠 and paid idiot

Verbtips:
which kain factorise method you use
make i factorise am for u bro
sqrt(x+x)=sqrt.8
that's how yot factorise
if you solve am 4 still be the answer

You nor sabi maths. Simple

boolee:
Truth is, UNIBEN enjoys close to 24-hour supply. In Fact, they can go on for 72 hours without the light blinking. Courtesy of the independent Power Plant (IPP) inside the school.
Stores and shops inside UNIBEN are all metered, same with private residential areas like staff Quarters and religious houses.

The crux of the problem is the Student's hostels. There are more than 11 student hostels in UNIBEN. With a population of more than 7000 occupants. This is where the calculations should start from.

I think most departments should start thinking of how to go off-grid. This will really help.

As a graduating class, we did a Solar project for our department. Solar that can power the HOD's offices and our presentation room courtesy of our Course adviser who sold this brilliant idea to us.

Thou I know departments like Geology have been off the grid. I think they have a massive solar system too.

If other departments can follow suit this will drastically reduce the energy load needed to be supplied.

Way to go.

God Bless UNIBEN
God Bless Edo State
God Bless Nigeria.

Which kin mumu write up be this wan. Na speech you come give here Abi Wetin?

Verbtips:
sorry oh
how you take square am
whey x no carry ^2,make i mind my biznes sha.
but make i make some tinz clear
i multiply both side with the lcm
which will give you a perfect equation,
and you suppose know say square and square root na enemies them no dey agree.
so the two will eliminate themselves,i guess you go find a math t. To explain the concept better

Oga you don’t know maths
(√x + √x)^2
= (√x + √x) (√x + √x) ✅

But you did ❌
(√x + √x)^2
= x + x

Goan get a math tutor, your math skills sucks

Uniquekriss:
Let's solve the equation \(\sqrt{x} + \sqrt{x} = \sqrt{8}\).

First, simplify the left-hand side:

\[
\sqrt{x} + \sqrt{x} = 2\sqrt{x}
\]

So, the equation becomes:

\[
2\sqrt{x} = \sqrt{8}
\]

To isolate \(\sqrt{x}\), divide both sides by 2:

\[
\sqrt{x} = \frac{\sqrt{8}}{2}
\]

Next, simplify \(\frac{\sqrt{8}}{2}\):

\[
\sqrt{8} = \sqrt{4 \cdot 2} = \sqrt{4} \cdot \sqrt{2} = 2\sqrt{2}
\]

Thus,

\[
\sqrt{x} = \frac{2\sqrt{2}}{2} = \sqrt{2}
\]

To find \(x\), square both sides:

\[
x = (\sqrt{2})^2 = 2
\]

So, the solution to the equation is:

\[
x = 2
\]

ChatGPT

Verbtips:
sqrt x + sqrt x=sqrt 8
square both side
sqrt x)^2 + sqrtx)^2=sqrt8.)^2
square will cancel square root
then giving you a perfect equation
x+x=8
2x=8
divide both side by 2
=4
go back to the equation to check if the answer is correct
sub x for 4
4+4=8
if you think it is not correct then i will like to get advice from you

(Prove)

Wrong
Squaring the left side gives
x^(1/2 *2) + x^(1/2 *2) + x^(1/2 *2) + x^(1/2 *2)
x + x + x + x
4x

and then
4x =8
x = 8/4
x = 2

Intellab:
Chai, you don’t believe in miracles. I had a wound in my toe. It refused to heal for up to a year, but in one of the feet washing services in living faith church, it healed instantly.

Abeg make we hear word. How is your story different from a random dude on the net?

Even if yours was a miracle how does it help this current topic?

Verbtips:
he is correct bro

?? How both his answer and his method are wrong

JIGGERNAPPY:
Let's simplify the equation:

2√x = √8

Divide both sides by 2:

√x = √8/2
√x = √4
√x = 2

Now, square both sides:

x = 4

So, the value of x is 4!

You got it wrong
How did you divide √8 by just 2

ManirBK:
What's the value of x?

2

ManirBK:
Biggest scam ever!!
After 10 years they will tell u that this new GMO has become drug
resistance and now a carrier of deadlier pathogen

stop saying nonsense. Most you talk random stuff

mrdharkchild:
No Money, no cancer
No money, no surgery
No money, no treatment
No money, no big problems

Are you crazy?
Poor man die like church rat and it is only his street member that would even cry for him and close relative.

A loser has no relatives, he/she is an orphan

jmoore:
When you are a community penis and you know how weak you are for not being able to control your penis, you will open mouth waaa to utter nonsense like Seun Kuti.

If you want polygamy, that's your choice. But it is stupidity to drag men that want monogamy into your community penis group.

Monogamy works, there are men that married once and never cheated on their wives.

What killed Fela? Aids! Aids from the drilling many holes up and down with community penis. So polygamy didn't stop Fela from cheating.

You’re seem like you had a point but then you lost it

Amumaigwe:
Just close your legs to your exes and other toasters. You will be fine.

Will zip the trouser of her partner? Abi you think for marriage to work. It is all one sided?

yemmit90:
She went out around 3am to unknown location to commit suicide?

The way the father quickly jumped into conclusion that every evidence show it was suicide is enough to show that someone is trying to cover up the shame she brought on her family.

This woman probably went out to do another thing and not intentionally to commit suicide.

Another thing like what?
It may not be suicide but the worst thing to do to the dead is to blame their death on them and call it suicide when it was actually a murder . That is a big time Bleep up

meobizy:
Any story that appears, children on Nairaland will take it as gospel truth.

1. “She was murdered.”
Child on Nairaland: I said it!

2. “She committed suicide.”
Child no Nairaland: Did I not say it before.

3. “She was gunned down while robbing a bank.”
Child on Nairaland: I’ve told you people before; slay queens are the biggest armed robbers.

4. “She died in her sleep.”
Child on Nairaland: Slay queens are unfit.

5. “She died of a broken heart.”
Child on Nairaland: E dey show for her face.

So on and so forth.

Una dey like tree; anywhere breeze flow, una go follow.

I wish I could like this post a million times and pin it on all nairaland thread

Kushites:
This has nothing to do with the federal government.

Is it the FG that will come to your state and cover your filthy open gutters and build sidewalks for your pedestrians to walk on?

What then is the job of the state and local government?

The FG has built Abuja, and shown the states how to build their streets in the right way.

You can never see open gutters in Abuja.

Learn from them!

Na wa o. You just dey type like mumu o. Keep it up

Wisejohnson47:
The whole world is going through financials and economic crisis, not Nigeria alone

I don’t know the name to call you sincerely, you are most likely a mentally challenged person or possibly a laboratory human being.