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CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Fans Pay $1,111 For Meet And Greet. Photos Go Viral by steffi01(m): 10:27am On Jun 09, 2024
johnjay4u2u:
End time

Paying to be sexual taken advantage of.

This world has shown us enough
Funny but not true. Rather it's the other way round this time

The ladies pay to have a feel of his touch and also to build their ego
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Girlfriend And Dumps Her Body At Her Other Boyfriend's Place by steffi01(m): 10:06am On Apr 18, 2024
Why do I feel like there is more than meets the eye.. What ifs?
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Girlfriend And Dumps Her Body At Her Other Boyfriend's Place by steffi01(m): 10:04am On Apr 18, 2024
W
FoodRe: How Many Fufu Can You Finish? by steffi01(m): 4:05pm On Feb 15, 2024
These are the small ones, well I can crack on 4 to 5 at max when I'm not hungry.. I know someone who can sink 10 just for fun and when he's hungry 15 or more. huh huh undecided
PoliticsRe: Edo 2024: Ighodalo Resigns As Nigerian Breweries Board Chairman by steffi01(m): 5:47pm On Dec 09, 2023
If what you thought you saw as headline is Ighalo resigns as.. gather here with your likes grin
RomanceRe: When A Girl You Are Wooing Says This To You by steffi01(m): 9:47am On Dec 03, 2023
steffi01:
That statement can match a number of assumptions.. Wait! U think u can understand a woman? Dey play ⏯️
RomanceRe: When A Girl You Are Wooing Says This To You by steffi01(m): 9:47am On Dec 03, 2023
cry
HealthRe: Pls Help A Brother. by steffi01(m): 5:14pm On Jul 11, 2023
I know the solution

Mix smoked and blended garri with fried kulikuli.. 10 spoonful 5 times daily, you'll be alright in 7 days



F*ck! continue with my weed notimeforbullshit
HealthRe: Boils At The Back Of My Head After Shave (graphic) by steffi01(m): 6:01pm On Jun 15, 2023
yomifola:
Please.. go and.cut the head off lol
bad nigur grin
Christianity EtcRe: How Many Of Billions Of Christians On Earth Do You Think Would Make Heaven? by steffi01(m): 8:55am On Jun 11, 2023
We no pass two.. me and my mom
SportsSweden Declares SEX As A Sport - Each Sex ‘Match’ To Last For 45-60 Mins by steffi01(op): 12:41pm On Jun 04, 2023
Championship To Starts Next Week

The first-ever sex tournament is set to take place early next week in Sweden, which has recognised sex as a sport. Named the European Sex Championship, the competition is scheduled to take place on June 8 under the supervision of the Swedish Sex Federation.


Participants in the championship will compete for six hours each day over the course of many weeks with individual ‘matches’ reportedly lasting 45 to 60 minutes. The competition will last several weeks and the competitors from different European countries will face off in 16 different disciplines to showcase their talents and abilities.


Participants to earn 5 to 10 points for different sex acts

The championship features a wide range of disciplines, including seduction, body massages, exploring erotic zones, prelude, MouthAction, penetration, endurance, physical appearance, pose execution, creativity in position changes and the number of orgasms within a given time, artistic performance and pose transitions, and the capacity to raise blood pressure and heart rate during the competition.

Additional categories consist of the most exquisite and complicated position, the most creative communication as determined by a panel and spectators, the pair who exhibits the most activity, artistry in the Kamasutra, and popularity among the judges and viewers.

The competition is separated into three stages, with each level requiring a certain number of points in order to advance. Participants can earn between 5 and 10 points in each discipline, which is decided by a mix of public votes and a panel of five judges.

Competitors of any gender or sexual orientation welcomed
The European Sex Championship values diversity and accepts competitors of any gender or sexual orientation. The organisers emphasise the potential strategic value of sexual orientation in this sport, which they hope may eventually be adopted by other European nations.

The organiser stated, “The incorporation of sexual orientation as a part of sporting tactics will be a groundbreaking development among European countries.”

The president of the Swedish Federation of Sex, Dragan Bratych, remarked that he hoped that sex will eventually be acknowledged as a sport. He highlighted the likelihood of sexual engagement to promote both physical and mental well-being and the need for training. He voiced, “Just like any other sport, achieving desired results in sex requires training. Therefore, it is only logical for people to start competing in this domain as well.”

He stressed the distinctive features of this sport, where the goal is to give the opponent great pleasure. In contrast to traditional sports, when losing often results in disappointment, the competitor’s success in this game is determined by their capacity to satisfy their partner.

Other sports may demoralise rivals, but sex as a sport seeks to make everyone as happy as possible. According to Bratych, “The more pleasure your partner experiences, the more points you earn.”

As per the Swedish Sex Federation, sex as a sport is a challenging activity that calls for inventiveness, emotional intelligence, physical health, and work capacity. The federation’s president asserted that the competition regulations will change over time in response to developments and demands.

A similar bizarre incident had drawn huge ire in 2021 when students of a Roman Catholic college in Minnesota in the US were caught organising ‘sex competitions’ on the campuses. Reportedly, a group of students from St. John’s University, an all-male university, launched a competition to see who could lure the maximum number of female students from their sister school, the College of St. Benedict, an all-female college, and have the most sexual encounters with them. The competition was organised by students living in Saint Patrick Hall of St. John’s University.


Hundreds of students had then attended an outdoor demonstration and sit-in organized by the College of St. Benedict’s Institute for Women’s Leadership to protest against the alleged competition.


https://www.reubenabati.com.ng/sports/sweden-declares-sex-as-a-sport-sex-match-to-last-for-45-60-mins

FamilyRe: Worried About My 1year Marriage! by steffi01(m): 6:56am On May 26, 2023
There are some factors that can help restore your interest in your wife, not just sexually but if necessary, all other aspects.

There should be somethings that attracted you to her in the first place, try to revisit those memories or acts. I mean those mind blowing things that made you saw her as your missing rib.

What do you love about your wife that could make you miss her so much if you eventually loose her? Something like her smiles, humor, supports, the fact that she love you for who you are, her sexual appeals before, Ect.

After that, tell her or teach her what qualities you want in a woman coz we guys are fond of keeping such things silent till we totally loose interest. Such as the way she smells- in or out (hygiene), bad dressing, not being romantic, inattentive to your warning signs etc.

Also have it in mind that there's "No perfect woman out there" you can make things work, expecially the sex part. And see her as the woman of your dreams, non other and you'll see the interest in other women fade away.

Treasure her my friend.

Mokole2023:
Dear Nlders,

I cant say if this problem is peculiar and I would sincerely appreciate mature comments and suggestions.

My marriage is just about a year old though I had an on/off online friendship with my now-wifey since 2017 before we decided to get serious late 2021. Our physical courtship was kinda brief - about 6 months - while we both resided in the same state but different Cities (about 3hrs apart).

I used to be very sexually active in my previous relationships - trust me when i say I'm quite good in bed - but with my now-wifey, I decided to limit the sex part cos i felt at a man's age (tho my sisters also advised same) that there r other things to look out for in a woman. So basically, we did not get too intimate during courtship. Worryingly, even the few times we did it, I rarely got to orgasm cos she couldn't match my stamina.

Fast forwards to 1 month into the marriage, I was diagnosed with High blood pressure which the doctors advised BP drugs might affect my libido but it will later regulate/normalize. Then the problems started! First, I get aroused normally with good turgidity enough to penetrate my Wifey's tight "body" but I tend to loose erection after some mins of thrusting and that's the end. Never comes back on again. Few times I was able to finish but that's not without alot of mental imagination to make me finish ontime.

Very worryingly for me, I decided to check myself with other women and dear readers, I achieved stronger turgidity and no fail moment. That was my first shock.

Summarily, my wife and I still dont live together but this situation has gone worse now. I got no sexual feelings towards her and na by force we dey manage run 1 round in weeks. Meanwhile, I get sex requests from other girls on a daily. I'm very sad about this situation especially when i look at my wife because she ought to be enjoying this thicke alone forever.

As a man, you can imagine how you'd feel when your woman feels ur impotent while other women are bugging you for your time.

Various extreme thoughts have crossed my mind and I'm seriously bothered which isn't even good for my health. Should i confess to my wife?

I await your responses, suggestions and advice.

Many thanks,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th May 2023 by steffi01(m): 8:54pm On May 25, 2023
steffi01:
Man 2 - 0 Chelsea

Pls screenshot this
L O L grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th May 2023 by steffi01(m): 5:54pm On May 25, 2023
Man 2 - 0 Chelsea

Pls screenshot this
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Were Him, What Would You Do? by steffi01(m): 1:05pm On May 23, 2023
thelegend1:
Who am I to stop Karma at work?
Hmmm 🤔
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Were Him, What Would You Do? by steffi01(m): 1:03pm On May 23, 2023
I just can't let in that kind of person, knowing the kind of person he is. I might assist him some other way by giving him some cash or refer him to some institutions that can help him.

BUT, we CAN'T stay under one roof... as in, I can't wait for an approaching rocket bomb to hit me when I can see it from afar. #Kolewerk
HealthRe: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by steffi01(m): 5:40pm On Apr 24, 2023
*Stop taking garri oo, cyanide does a lot of harm to the nerves and immune system

*Stop masturbation if you do it everyday

*Add multivitamin supplements and daily excercise to your daily routine.

*Stop taking stupid drugs

*Drink water often, tasty or not

*Sleep at least 6 to 8 hours a day which should include 1 to 3 hours mid-day nap

Do these and your body go correct, your immunity go strong wella.
FamilyRe: How Much Do You Spend A Week As A Single Person? by steffi01(m): 5:18pm On Apr 24, 2023
Roughly 90-120k a week minus car fueling

I also think I need to be a bit prudent on my spending. But Caro will not let me be huh
FamilyRe: Should A Man Be Forced To Marry A Lady He Impregnated By Mistake? by steffi01(m): 10:06am On Mar 27, 2023
Mistake Keh, how that act of strong intimidate period take be mistake? with all the smuchin and jackin actions involved.

If pregnancy na mistake then take the responsibility by mistake.


Pls unto next topic joor
CrimeRe: 5 Men Burnt To Death For Allegedly Trying To Steal Tricycle In Onitsha (Graphic) by steffi01(m): 12:02am On Mar 27, 2023
Why do I feel the story doesn't add up.

WTF! 5 men to 1 tricycle embarassed shocked

Is that not overstretched huh I smell injustice

What a zoo world tongue
PoliticsRe: Court Sentences Idris Yahaya, Yobe Auditor-General To 5 Years In Jail For Fraud by steffi01(m): 8:22am On Mar 14, 2023
But if na pesin wey steal 10k, Dem go give 30 yrs imprisonment. Yeye pipu
BusinessRe: Naira Scarcity Wahala, What I Went Through This Morning by steffi01(m): 9:14pm On Mar 12, 2023
Things are really getting out of hand, with super inflation then now this.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by steffi01(m): 6:09pm On Mar 12, 2023
Future is ironically not a continuous journey, rather of destination.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by steffi01(m): 6:05pm On Mar 12, 2023
School wouldn't be underated if going through it guarantees a successful future
PropertiesRe: How Did You Fund Building Of Your First Duplex & How Long Did It Take? by steffi01(m): 11:13am On Mar 10, 2023
seunaj:
Currently building one. No regrets but I wish I bought the next plot instead and build a super magnificent bungalow with ample space for grass and trees (nature view) in the compound. 5 bedroom & the finishing is a little above average. Decent, mature sharp and simple. I guess about 30M spent already. We're still brushing up the finishing. It may gulf another 5 to 10 M depending on specs.
Rich Boss I beg make I drop aza for small something. Wish you more completed projects Boss.

Opay 8164302024
Stephen.Uk
PoliticsRe: New Notes: Please Exercise Further Patience - Buhari To Nigerians by steffi01(m): 10:57am On Feb 20, 2023
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PoliticsRe: 5 Days To February 25, Do You Have PVC? by steffi01(m): 9:58am On Feb 20, 2023
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PoliticsRe: 5 Days To February 25, Do You Have PVC? by steffi01(m): 9:52am On Feb 20, 2023
Definitely casting my vote Obi-diently as a patriotic well meaning and sane Nigerian.
PropertiesRe: Should I Confront Directly Or Report To The Landlord? by steffi01(m): 12:23pm On Feb 13, 2023
Mehn! I feel you cool

Listen to the peace destroyers, the peace killers

Op make sure you only attract the voice of vawulence

Turn down the volume of peace, remove the volume spring. And maximize the vawulence speakers to the maximum. lipsrsealed grin

God bless you as you abide
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leeds vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 12th February 2023 by steffi01(m): 2:44pm On Feb 12, 2023
Man U winning today

Another tears loading for haters

Let me drop my CS

0-3 FT

Rashy to score at least a goal
TV/MoviesRe: BBTitans: Khosi Finally Caught Yemi Cregx (Video) by steffi01(m): 2:01pm On Jan 24, 2023
Just spill out the rubbish cuz anno get data towaste
Nairaland GeneralWe Had Limited Time’ — CBN Speaks On Naira Notes Redesign by steffi01(op): 11:00am On Dec 02, 2022
The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has explained the reason for the “simplicity” of the naira redesign.

Ahmed Umar, director for currency operations, CBN, spoke at the 2022 workshop for business editors and members of the Finance Correspondents Association of Nigeria (FICAN) in Port Harcourt on Tuesday.

Umar was represented at the event by Amina Halidu-Giwa, head, the policy development division, currency operation department of the apex bank.

Last week, President Muhammadu Buhari unveiled the redesigned naira notes.


However, many Nigerians expressed dissatisfaction over the new notes, saying that the naira was only repainted, not redesigned.

Fielding questions about the simplification, Umar said the apex bank had limited time to tackle the problem of counterfeiting currency hoarding, among others.

“We want to solve a problem and we have limited time to do that,” NAN quoted Umar as saying.


“Redesigning is about change of colour or size. The ink itself is a security feature.”

Umar said that the redesign of the notes were long overdue, adding that the N1000 notes had been in existence for 17 years, N500 for 21 years and N200 for 22 years.

The CBN director said that contrary to rumours that the apex bank would print other denominations apart from the redesigned N1000, N500 and N200, no other denomination would be printed.

He said the naira redesign would encourage many unbanked Nigerians to be included in the financial system.

According to him, it will discourage excessive cash carrying and encourage other electronic transactions.

He said that when the unbanked population is fully captured in the financial system, it would help form adequate data for effective planning for greater economic growth.

“Naira redesign will also help in reducing cash management expenditures, give visibility and control and would help the bank to know the volume of money in circulation,” Umar said.

”It will also help in fighting counterfeiting and money laundering.”

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