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[quote
author=Jbluv55]Hello STENON, good day to you . Its party time. Did you come with your
dancing shoes?[/quote]Hmmmm....bt you dnt tell me before
na!!....Owkay...Let me try to join you guys... bt I'm kinda shy to enter
alone

[quote
author=AfricanApple]hmm, bar man, awayu, how body.


morning to the above mentioned

jbluv55, I saw u there



spcagtoko, what in heaven's name does this nicks means, each time I
wanna extend my greeting I end up dropping cos... its too heavy



dre11, how was your night


stenon, wurrup[/quote]Tnx Dearie....I'm gentle here...
Goodafternoon ...Hope ur day is going Good and Gooder....? Lolz

..... Staring at JBluvie ...... Greeting him with smiling face frm a Far distance....

[quote
author=neighy]lemme elp you out how SpcAgtOko comes easy for me... I
take the SPC as special...AGT for agent and...OKO for
hoe<yoruba>... So SPECIAL AGENT HOE... you just have to keep
remembering since Special Agent is not somtin i'l 4qet easily[/quote]Emmmmm...........*Clears throat*...Bt hmmmmm.......

More Power to the strength of our nicknames Interpreter..... Learning new things in JB bar....

harlos: Hehehe... *smiles and hugs and kisses her forehead*

It is just how you wish. Had enough rest cos I was home throughout

Lol....Owkay, Nt really good to hr that you stayed at home truout...

Pls I hope its rocking at ur corner tonight?

Jbluv55: Erm...what ma'am?

Shall I serve you something Similar?

Nope, Tnx so much....I'm on dry Fast,..

Lolz

Jbluv55: Nah! Not with Chelsea leading by 2 goals to 1 .

So how's schoolwork? Hope not too strenuous o.

Not really strenous today....except that the lecturers are trying to rush our courses.....I'm nt evn watching any match in sch....

[quote
author=Jbluv55]Pele. Thank God you are ok sha. STENON was worried about you . Here
you go .

https://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bowl-of-garri.jpghttps://www.tajdoharestaurant.com/images/content/demo-only/11.jpg

See
cold water here

https://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Pure_water.jpg[/quote]ehmmmm........

Jbluv55: Awayu ma'am? How has your day been?

My day was not Bad.....I hope its nt boring in that place?

@ Dre11, JBluvie, Neighty...........Goodevening to you all my Biggest and Dearest Frnds

harlos: I just didn't know what went wrong with me

But I'm very much ok now

Thanks for the prayers too. God bless you too.

Amen my Dearest frnd and you too....Goodevening and pls gist me abt how you spent your Day?.....*Brings ears closer to him and smiles as I'm awaiting his response

dre11:

Drags her back to mah table by the waistline..

Oh mah gosh.... See the waist of a queen.. So lovely to handle and fragile

U will definitely know that she be burtee

Av said dis b4....and I will stil say it again......Pls go n format ur mind ASAP..........lolz........

Goodnight and dream Big....


@Harlos...Pls I hope you are now owkay?....Take good care of yourself ....Jst believe that No condition is permanent....
Goodnight.....

AfricanApple: and it is my pleasure to reply fine but hotty...I'm in d saloon...

Lol...ehya...sorry ....Epele o... I understnd the feelings.....Settins of the relaxed hairs bah?.....Gone are those days jare, when I stil have time for such in Part one n durin d Period of writn Jamb.......I sha knw sey I dey make my hair with my room mates nooni for now....No time for putin head under the drier in saloon again...because I cnt do without pouring water on my natural Hair for maximum of three days......

And btw....Goodnight Dear and dnt let anybody touch the hair o.....except the....


emmmmmm..........



except the Original owner

neighy: l0l #GBAM! *faints make nobody pour me water oOo. Na dat 1 go cause fyt

But for the fact that Stella wont stop looking for someone else trouble....Goes straight to him...and Pours Water on him......

*Runnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss ......

@ JBLuvie...I really Appreciate ur Semo with Egusi soup...I shared it wit my room mates here...and I hope you can hear them saying Thank you, Adipe sir .......

Goodnight, I'm out now.....take good care of ur bar....Sleep well.... and dnt sell on credit o

dre11: Me self fear u pass
Because u sabi hide ur feelings that a blind we talk say ......guy man why u dey lie nah

Not knowing she is good at acting and demonstrating her acting skills and director skill in this bar.....

See you!!....dirty minded.....You better go and format your Mind.......

No time to chk time again jare.....My Time is up...I'l b back at any other time.........Goodnight and sweet dreams

AfricanApple: okay, so let me officially say hi to the damsels who frequent this joint
spcagtoko
xtarxhyne
Stenon

*na was sha, these kind nicks. my mouth self dey pain me*

nice to meet u girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Owkay, Thank you sis, Goodevening, It's my Pleasure to Say ow ar you this evening?

dre11:
I didn't change the comment
I was only giving a reported speech....


And am sure it won't have the bite, umh, the effizee, the woah factor u wanted it to have

Because am not good at descriptive analogy of situations

No be reported speech, Na Abstract and UnImaginable speech be that.

Though he is nt good at desciptive analogy bt he is an expert at Interogative analogy......,..


I go dey fear you now ooo

The News Headline should have been.....Nigeria Recorded 85 percent Employment in six months on Paper.

dre11:


So sorry to have relate ur dreams to the whole public..... But
I was so excited that finally I can call her my own

Chinekeh!!!....Wat am I reading or what Am I seeing here ?.....change of Comments nawa o.............Hmmmmm........ Na expert you be o....

Jbluv55: Ok ma'am .

*whispers to her*.....no need for that thing wey you write for up na. Everybody sabi say na joke u dey na .

Make I go bring your food come.

*dashes away*

Wow....tnx so much....

And btw....No be evrybody sabi recognise Jokes sha o,....Some pple don press control P and which is nt meant to be, Owkay o...No wahala.... Thanks

[quote
author=dre11]

And she did make a stop over at mah side stroking mah hair stands and
fixing her eyes on the hair like say nah her project[/quote]And I am sure, He was making the above statemnt in His Dream .......emmm.....quickly Pour Cold water on his Face...so as to wake him up......

Jbluv55: *taps her by the shower*

Wake up ma'am, Rice with what?

Ayaf said it na....I want eats Semo wit Rice...Lobatan!!

And this is just the only Reason why I hate moving or chatting with some pple......

Naija Apple, America Apple, Neighty apple or whatever names you have called it,.....
Really I'm VERY SORRY for whichever way you might have been offended tru my online mssgs with some Pple here....Sincerely, I meant no harm for anybody,....
My Life is jst that When I'm less busy, I crack Jokes alot with no stings attached to it.

neighy: *felt a rush in ma vein

Ehmmmmm......*Pours Holy water on him with anointing oil......

ehmmmmmm...........Pls I hope ur vein is now functioning well?.....

Jbluv55: TNX ma'am and yes I'm doing great .

I heard you made concoction yday, yes?

Really?....

* Brings Left Ear closer to him like an Amebo.......

....JBLuvies....Pls kindly tell me those that Said that...and I will reply you back wit my own response.............ehmmmmmm................ Pls dnt be offended by that statemnt o o

Jbluv55: What does STENON want to eat o?

Owkay, Stella wanna Eats Ehmmmm....ehmmmmm....



thinking.....
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.
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.pls wait.....


emmmm......



owkay now.....


Stella wanna eats Rice with Semovita with rice

[quote
author=neighy]i suspected as much... I knew from how you made your
sentence... Well it doesnt mean sha... Hope today wasnt too
stressful?[/quote]Not really bt somhow stressful, and yours?

neighy: yea... And bcus of you am Gudder...

Owkay o, It's better to be gooder than the goodest....

* runs to add ur English to my Dictionary*

neighy: wich apple naija get? = Apple of my eyes { stenon }

Hahahahaha....Laffing Here .....I beg o.....*Cycles out quickly*

Jbluv55: Wise words!!!

You are blessed ma'am .

Amen, You are also blessed too....

Pls Ow is it going at ur corner na?

neighy: sure i did... I haven't eaten today expecting her to cook anoda meal

Though not on fasting Bt I have not eatn anytin snc mrn, jst getn back to my hostel here, and Trying to do another work here.....

Stenon is Hungry......who cares enough to serve her....?

neighy: are you a muslim?...

Nope, I'm a Christian.

But for the fact that Harlos is a Muslim, I also need to respect and Address him with regards to His Religion(Muslim).