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Nor be today people wey THINK SAY THEM DEY IN DISNEYLAND LOVE dey do stewpeed thing.

It's hard to believe that an adult will be so stewpeed to record something like this and put online.

For one, pee is usually localized when it happens, and how's it on the center of the bed and spreading to the pillow area, even closer to the guy's side than the 'girl'.

Apart from screaming like an uncultured baboon, what's the moral of the video? That you're a funder of the hookup culture too?

Shame on girls who do OS sha. Na so so embarrassment fit una. Just like this one.

Africa had all it takes.

But their leaders gave away that power so their children can have condos in the White man's country.

You can see how presidential those men look

OlaOfLagos:
I seconded

This hóes can’t be trusted as they are manipulative in nature, they always want to eat their cake and have it, entitled motherfvckers, pushing blames for their own misfortune. As a man, once you see sign(s) or your instinct tells you your partner is cheating or flirting, don’t ignore the signs else wonder dey wait for front.



But omo your level of transparency in your relationship top notch oooo! I duff my hat

🙌🏾😁🙌🏾

Wetin man go do, good aura for good aura.

You saw 20 naira notes?
Wow... No kidding, I've not seen 20 this year - old mints or whatever. I've not seen 50 naira since February 😅😅 Are those denomination still in circulation?

Cos they don't buy shiet.

Mehn... It's better to find out. Don't mind wereys that will say it's insecurity. Well, if you have good principles and integrity, I won't have to be insecure abi.

Na people wey no like accountability dey call am insecurity.

Note: Give what you expect - I have an open phone policy with my Mi Amor, my password she know am, I leave the phone with her for long periods. And I don't even bother to check her phone, but if I say lemme see, she nor get excuse.

Better to settle with someone who you feel very secure with because they've shown YOU'RE IT for them; than to harbor beautiful nohnsens that thinks slutting themselves away is "okay".

lanocfoods:
Go to your phone settings and block them access to your contacts

You know that "allow access to Phone and Calls" you do before initiating the loan process?

Them don already sync your contacts or atleast "most frequently called contact) amd associate am with your account.

Wait, is this legal - well, it's not a Government issued-marriage certificate. So they can do with their business center printed certificate as they deem fit.


Nigerians and over-dramatization.
Some matured moo-mos go soon adopt this werehmatics. Una no dey creative enough to find something more creative to express "honeymoon promise of together forever".

As una tear certificate, hope una go tear bad attitude, tear unrealistic expectations, tear I'm not in the mood, tear you can't see my phone, etc.

ceejay80s:
wetin him wan blur when her face no show

You no watch the video sha.

Zulum:
Not considering quiting, also my job wont stop me from studying law. Have a family am 31

Then go for it.
I don't see why you need permission from nairaland to go for what could probably be a very enjoyable experience for you.

Zulum:
I am currently employed, with a decent pay.

Are you considering quitting to pursue Law?
Is your currently employed skill/position such that you can freelance or be a consultant or take an academic leave?

Or have you gotten part-time Law Programs.
I wouldn't advise quitting to get a degree, after which you'll need to fund law school.

But still, depends on your age, and whether you have a family depending on that decent pay.

You said "passion" there's no reason why you should not pursue your passion though. Provided you have the money to fund the course, and you don't have any pressing project you NEED to work on.

If after your other pursuits, you want to do law for employment, then join the queue.

I hope the man is currently hanging by his balls in the community right now. Not only screaming about it online.

Also, try learn how to blur minors face when putting them online.

May God protect us in our going out and coming in. But for your own good, to not completely lose your chance of making it out alive, DON'T SAY THIS DRAMA TO AN AGGRESSOR:

In another account, he said one of his daughters was k+dn@pped and informed the abductors that her father had already declared her release time.

Ask yourself, why do dey insist on protected convoys, and will dare not road travel.

I respect people who have made a name for their selves, but can we just know when to draw the line about these unguided statements?

Is it not a bigger miracle if insecurity ends, than releasing YOUR OWN church members from captivity with your phone number?

NBC wan cover mouth of journalists, can't they also demand proof for big claims like these?

All skills and professions evolve.
Most digital skills are evolving, NOT BEING RENDERED OBSOLETE.

From the days of Adam, skills have always been based on GETTING PAID FOR VALUE AND YOUR TIME FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO BUSY OR UNSKILLED TO DO IT THEMSELVES.

It still hasn't and will not change.

Senators with zero use to their constituents, and the country.

Legislative wey supposed dey drag the balls of the executive arm, but them go just dey inside the hallowed chambers dey do unhallowed things.

I'm tire of the country mehn.

But good luck to them sha, APC dey permutate and e dey enter.

Who are your friends?

I strongly believe that if you're in the right company of friends, there are some kain addiction that you'll be too busy succeeding to fall into.

Inability to Delay Gratification
You've trained your mind to want to kum everytime you're her-roused. So, John Thomas will alway find little things to arouse you, even Biro without cover, go be like n**de (Weird thought, I know 🤣).

You're too isolated from people, and have too much time on your hands. Go out more, find side projects to work on. Lock your money in some savings app, such that you only have just enough money to live comfortably in a month.

OP, it's simple.

How would you like your diabetes?
Because with that much sugar, you'll be eating zero sugars son and treating sores that'll never heal.

The urge needs a brain rewiring. You need to exchange the habit with an healthier alternative.

Try to cut it down to one bottle first - drink half half. Drink water more.

The day you drink more than one, force yourself to trek home. Try Zobo instead too - from reasonable makers, not the wereys who use artificial sweeteners.

The Prophet, African China once said:

"Poor man wey thief money,
Them go show hin face for Crime Fighters;
But rich man wey thief money,
Them no dey see hin face for Crime Fighters;
Make una lead us well,
No let this nation to fall inside well!"

"Economic and Financial Crimes...", while I'm in full support of raids to make fraudsters have no peace of mind, why can't these things be done on actionable intelligence instead of random home invasions? And why are corrupt politicians and Big Men only INVITED but the poor are raided? Why do we hear of big man criminal cases when it benefits the current administration to hand twist them into an alliance after which the case is swept under the proverbial carpet of shamelessness?

Lastly, why are these "force men" allowed to violate people's home without any consequence! Who'll fix the door! Who will ensure the woman doesn't get PTSD from their bush-man-raid tactics?

victoryenergy:
I understand your position my brother, you want Christians to turn the other side of their chic for Islamist to slap, you want Christians to fold their arms while being killed because the Bible say so, Islamist always run to quote the Bible for Christians when they fight back, that time has pass, if you kill or attack anyone under any guise, you will be dealt with simple, because other faiths won't fold their arms while Islamist are having a field day , killing, raping , and stealing other people ancestral lands.
enough is enough.

I feel you - you guys should just be Jews.

And it's hilarious how you guys are missing the very point of what my statement calls to. After all, just like you, the Jews hoped the Messiah would come guns ablazing and that was why they rejected Christ.

Wotowotoman:
That’s not true. They are oloshos promised exactly what they know how to do best. Ashawo work. They know very well that it is OS work they are going to do there.

Well, you have said the quiet part out loud.
But as we can't read minds, you're only making assumptions.

Mrexcell:
Christ never commanded Christians not to protect themselves or be foolish and be completely wiped out from the earth's surface the same new testament you are quoting now in mathew 11:12 says the kingdom of God has always suffered violence and only the violence ones will taketh it by force. God can't come down to do everything for his children when he has already given them all the abilities that they need to survive and dominate on this earth. If ur own understanding of christainanity is to be very weak and to be mercilessly killed by ur sworn enemies that's very okay by me but that's definitely not my own beliefs or understanding of Christ's teachings.

Okay. Bye.

illicit:
A word is not a phrase

TEMU is a word not a phrase

"Raise it" is a phrase.
OP said the "TEMU" word is an Edo "phrase"

The story is always the same - you're promised a non-technical zero-skill-based job or just a vague idea of jobs to come and do in another continent, and you'll believe and let yourself be trafficked.

While we call on government to contain these trafficking, isn't it NECESSARY THAT WE ALSO HAVE HOME-GROWN COMMON SENSE?

Mrexcell:
These are actually questions directed at God's personality because the same God that's a God of love and peace is the same God of a consuming fire 🔥 go and read ur bible thoroughly to know God better.

"I am the Way, the Truth and the Life, no one cometh to the Father except through Me" - go and study the Gospel of Christ, and emulate his character - if you want to be an Old Testament believer, then convert to a Jew - then follow the Torah.

If you bear the title, Christian, then be like Christ and don't try to justify your thirst for blood as representing God's vengeance.

ForChrist1:
Can we dialogue?

Why do you refer to Israel as a murderer?


Let's view it from this perspective. Are you happy with the way groups like boko haram and armed Fulani terrorists are ravaging innocent people in Nigeria?

If Trump decided to bomb these groups, would you consider him a murderer, or someone responding to a security threat?

Maybe let's start from here; since the conception of the Jewish state, can you identify a time when Israel initiated violence against its neighbours without any prior provocation or were the first aggressors?

I will be waiting for your response.
Cheers.

Now, that's the thing with having a fixed one-sided perspective on things.

If you check my statement that has necessitated a lot of war-mongers to quote me, it was a simple question asked to the Righteousness Guy.

"How do you preach righteousness and Christ with one mouth, while also mahsthurb8ting on all threads that mentions war?"

I'm not oblivious of the necessity for Israel to defend itself from the aggressors - starting from prior and especially October 7th event- I'm just saying, the person who prides himself in gallivanting all around Nairaland preaching hell fire, and God should not in the same vein be celebrating murder of God's creation - whichever side of the war.

Bahamas95:
Another fake story!

Another fake story!!

Another fake story!!!

Exactly. Seun kindly fire any mod who's tempted to put this rubbeesh on frontpage. Nairaland should not be so bastardized as a dumping ground for senseless ragebaits.

peterious10:
Go and read more about Isreal and long standing history of fighting wars... They've been through many battles, and been dealt with biblically by enemies as allowed by God Almighty., they've learnt their lessons and the new era of Israel is afraid to fail their generation.

Don't forget they are most loved by God himself and he backs every battles they win.

PLUS, Our God is a man of War, and the Lord is His name 💪 Exodus 15:3-4 (you will understand Isreal better in this context.)

I really wish Israel love you guys (Christians) as you guys love them and endorse their wars.

Note, I'm a Christian (just not a fanatic). It's a world apart believing and preaching Christ with one mouth and also supporting war - it doesn't sound very Christ-like now, does it.

bixton:
Christ Jesus didn't teach His disciples to be scared, neither did he tell them to be economical with the truth.

Well, they're scared to lose the luxuries and riches that they have gathered here where moths can destroy and it means a lot to them.

Righteousness2:
Your Darkened, evil wicked mind has blinded your eyes so you cannot see.
You don't know JESUS CHRIST or HIS WORD, so you a Candidate and Casulty of Satanic Deceptions.

If you had à relationship with JESUS CHRIST, your eyes will be open.
If you had a relationship with JESUS CHRIST You will stand with GOD
You will Stand with HIS WORD
You will Stand With ISRAEL
You will Stand with Light.

You won't Stand with Devilish Murderers.

Receive Deliverance in the Name of JESUS

Oga, just keep kwayet.
There's a different Christ that you preach.
Bye bye.

Baba wan use roughly 280k get 1.2million in two years. 😂😂😂 And e dey phrase am like say na job empowerment.

Impossible:
With #300 charge on #10,000 withdrawal, if the person even does 20 withdrawals in a day, thats #6,000 for that day - subtract ATM Charge of withdrawing 200k (around 100 ATM Charge per #20,000), subtract transport to the place.

On very good day, the person is only guaranteed of maybe 4k daily times 25 working days = 100k monthly (Pretending that the competition of almost 8 POS in one junction is not there).

Monthly Expenses
Payment for space: #5,000
Printing Paper and Misc: #2000

Then there's POS charge that the pos provider also takes.

Not a very worthy hire-purchase POS business.