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What’s the highest amount you’ve lost on a single bet?

Young lady ki!!€d by a Trailer just after partaking in the JAMB exercise.

Backup; @portharcourtspecials

Men... Name something that women wear that you absolutely love

Let's all tell a story together.

I'll start by writing a first line and you put yours after as a reply and another replies under yours... Etc.

Here's my line:

Today was a good day in May.

The funny thing about electricity in Nigeria is that the government will make more money if there is stable power supply

Why would they tell you it's over and you'll be saying please

Imagine settling down with someone who can't feed you or himself until he scams someone.

What did Buhari achieve with twitter ban and border closure ?

They are all reopened now, can we have list of benefits?

Today makes 6 years one yahoo boy snatch my girlfriend because I no get car, Mumu me was crying like baby but today the boy don run mad & babe wan come back. Should I accept her back?

Have you ever been scammed?

Share your experience

A carryover student once said?

Would you date your colleague or next door neighbor?

A boyfriend that is an addict in sport betting or a boyfriend that is an addict in drug taking, who would you rather be with?

You Bought , A Pole, You Bought The Cable & You Bought The Meter. And You Contributed Money To Buy Or Replace The Community Transformer.

As Soon As You Have Done All These, They Automatically Become Their Property.

Then The Fraudster Electricity Distribution Companies Will, Without Taking The Meter Reading, Send Outrageous Estimated Bills To You For Power Never Consumed. And If You Dare Raise A Question Against Their Barefaced Robbery, They Will Come And Remove The Cable You Bought With Your Money As Their Property.

Then You Will Be Charged What They Call Re-connection Fee To Get Your Cable Fixed Back.

And You Will Have To Bribe Their Personnel To replace A melted Fuse Or You Will Remain Perpetually In Darkness And Still Pay The Bill At The End Of The Month.

The Most Heinous Part Of Their Corporate Crime Against The People Is The Revenue Target They Set For Their Personnel As To How Much They Intend To Rob Nigerians Every Month.

What is your genotype and your blood group?

As seen in Port Harcourt. Gov Wike and Amaechi Presidential election placards placed side by side.

Rita Dominic getting married at 46 means nothing asides Rita Dominic is getting married at 46.

There's no moral lesson in there. No wise bits, no anecdotes.

Can you still remember your jamb score?

The conversation was going on well until the person said?

Be honest, What is that thing your partner keeps complaining about you.

What is eating your money?

Be honest

All women aren’t the same

Right now, I mean right now! My babe is currently in another boy's house knacking, she told me she's traveling home for Easter, little did she knows that I've read all her chats with the guy, the guy had send her TP to come over and she told the guy how she's going to treat him.

With premium knacking and ask the guy to be patient till dey meet, she left on Saturday, I even took her to the park and all that myself. Peace.

If na sex I dey Bleep her till she cum time without numbers, if na hunger I dey stack the house with food, if na money I dey give me even though I know say she still get. She dey tell me say I dey treat am well cos I do almost all the cooking cos I'm a chef, so wetin she want?

The main reason why I want her to go and come back to me is dah I needed to know why she's doing this, what is so special about what she's doing, is that she needs something that I didn't give it to her or something else, I just want to know what she gained after everything!!

What calms your anger?

Love is a beautiful thing, love is not wicked rather we've chosen to mishandle it.

When you are truly in love or dating the right person, you will realize that love is really beautiful.

*What then is the problem?*

The problem is *"Advice"* and "who" you receive it from. You see, some people give dangerous advice which is detrimental to the original intent of love...

1. For instance:*( Man advice to fellow man)*

"Don't trust any woman they are the same"

"Tell her to abort the baby " "Better be a man oo

If you don't tell her lies , she won't believe you love her".

"All girls are pretenders and chronic cheats"

"I dey beat my babe nah"

"If you cheat on her , you will know how deep she loves you"

"Guy if you are smart you will sleep with her friend and she wouldn't know...( Be smart man)

"Make sure you check all her activities on social media and follow her up."

"Don't show her too much love oo( she will cheat on you)"

"I dey slap my babe nah"

"Whenever, you take her out make sure she takes enough Alcohol"( You will have your way)

"Just tell her you're in for marriage, she won't have a second thought but to spread her legs"

"O boy, I put something in her drink, and wired her till daybreak"

"Must you give her transport?"

"Oh! Boy open your eyes ooo *no sex no love"*

"Girls are wicked, i prefer pay as you go"...( What is love)

"Guy i have tried all sex methods with my babe...( After all am not gonna marry her)

"Always praise her physique and skin, it gets to their head"( Guy you go have your way)

This is the reason why I always say that the Single market is full of boys instead of men. What will you gain from poisoning the heart of your fellow man?

And you gentleman, if you are the type that treat your babe based on mere witty petty words from your so called friends, then you're not matured for relationship or even marriage.

No two women are the same. Treat her according to your observation and heart of love.

2. Ladies: *( Ladies advice to fellow ladies)*

My problem here is that some ladies do not know who they are.....and that's why any advice is okay with them. If you know who you are, then you'll realised that not every advice is for you...

Some are given out of jealousy and ignorance...

For instance:

"Tell him your pregnant by so doing you will know if he is ready"( Too childish)

"Tell him you are pregnant and you need money to remove the baby"..
( Babe send the money to your Account.. Mbok!)

"Babe ..*Open your eyes ooo no man is single hmmmm"*(Very Poisonous)

"Pay him a surprise visit and see for yourself" ( Very childish)

"Call that lady or better still confront her to stay off "your man" ( Ur man without bride price)

"Don't give him any space oo protect your man"( Ignorance) The heart knows where it belongs........

"Give him " Correct " sex he will not see any other babe" Story!!!Story!!!Story!!!!!!

"Don't trust any man"..
"All men are wicked"..
"Men are cheats...Men are Scum.

My sisters,

Please be careful of poisonous advice that will destroy your love life.

Do you know that most people are inwardly happy seeing you pass through what they have experienced *PLS READ THIS PART AGAIN.

Benefits of dating you?

What attracted you to your current partner?

What made you lose feelings for someone you loved most?

Have you ever had an encounter or challenged by a cultist?

Where are you from and what do you do?

What heals a broken heart?

How did she meet you?