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A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married. She confessed to her husband and he forgave her. 9-10 months later, she gave birth. Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test. The husband thought he was crazy & agreed to run the DNA test,

also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses. Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses in Lekki for sample collection.
The result came out.

Probability of Paternity of Index A:0%.
Probability of Paternity of Index B:0%.

It means that the child does not belong to any of them.

Before you jump out of your next relationship or jump into a new relationship, read this...

A man and his wife traveled to the zoo. They found a monkey that played passionately with his female.
His wife told him: "what a romance."

Then they found a lion and his lioness separated from each other; the lion silent and alone in his corner as if the lioness did not exist. His wife told him: "what a sad scene without love."
Her husband then told her: "throw that stone at the lioness and watch."

When she threw it down, the lion leaped roaring to defend his lioness.
They saw the monkeys again and she did the same by throwing a stone; the monkey then jumped and abandoned his female to save his hide.

Her husband tells her later: "do not be fooled by what you see as romanticism in some, many times it is a deceptive appearance that hides an empty heart; there are others on the contrary who do not show anything, but their hearts are full of sincere love ".

Unfortunately today we have so many monkeys, and so few lions.

Don't be that person that projects the way you expect to be loved on your partner. Most times, these projections and expectations are what ruin relationships. Learn to understand and love each other genuinely.

If you're dealing with heartbreak, this is just to let you know he or she is not special.

There are many men and women out there prettier, smarter, younger, and better-natured than the one you think you can't live without.

Your emotions will pass, stay strong.

Type of women most men find attractive:

1 plenty piercings
2 dress seductively
3 big bum & breast without sense
4 they love to eat out
5 smoke shisha & weed
6 runs girls
7 club girls
8 beggars

Type of women most men commit to:

The complete opposite of 1-8

What’s your plan if rich man no later marry you?

Man cancels marriage, as fiancee insist on 450k wedding gown instead of the one of 150k.

What's your take here

Stay away from issues between two people who have seen each other's unclothedness

No body faces rejection like the barbers apprentice

Today, we apologize to people we took their partners, not our fault, they took ours too

[i][/i]When she leaves stuff at your place, she's trying to claim you as hers

Remember, an 18 year old lady can already be sexually active.

And men that have made money can chase her, do whatever they like and leave her.

You're still chasing money & waiting for women.

That 18 year old will still be 23 when you've finally made money.

And she'll be your spec.

When a man cheat the relationship continues but when a woman cheats the relationship ends..why

You were once afraid of sex. But look at you now, making money with it.

How many times do you masturbate in a week?

When a woman is young, clean and beautiful, when her values are still intact, she usually overrate herself and set bogus standards for Men. But when all odds are against her, primarily time, and still single, she hastily drops her "standards" and unhappily settle.

She's likened to a fruit seller, who goes to the market to sell. Many buyers come and set the price. But as a greedy and an arrogant seller, she sets her price above fair value. Even when both good and bad negotiators came. She's also foolish to differentiate.

Little did she know, her fruits are perishable and new ripe, juicy fruits are brought to the market, every single day with buyers readily available. They know what they want and set the price. As it is with every market. Wise buyers.

When she realizes, her fruit is already going bad. Now, she has to force and beg the buyers. Her previous weapon turned against her. How time flies. She will have to set the price below what she was initially worth, for the poor buyers. She's made unhappy.

Some may be arrogant still, and leave their sell order as initially placed. There are some rich, but dumß buyers who would buy the overpriced, spoilt fruit. When there are so many fresh fruits they can afford. They always later regret it. Just like Shiba Inu top buyers.

As a beautiful, young, single woman, you're already in your prime. You're born with your value. It is the time to humble yourself. Learn how to differentiate good and bad bidders, and sell to the good. Don't waste your precious time on things unfulfilling and destructive.

A 50-yr old, fit and rich Man can still buy the fruit of a young, beautiful virgin.

Men also don't stop producing sperm, but she stops producing eggs. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

The earlier you align your life with reality, the better for you.

And Men, don't be a foolish buyer.

As a young lady, would you rather build with a man or marry an already made man?

Discuss and give your reasons.

Men are free to query you but do not insult any lady for her own opinion.

First sign of a useless girlfriend?

Nobody can Bleep your woman unless she is interested, know this and know peace.

Moreover, cheating is not by mistake. They both talked and agreed to Bleep.

What's your plan B if nobody marries you?

How did u save ur lover Contact in ur
Phone let see the romantic Ones

What advice would you give to a person who's about to get into a new relationship?

FCTA Demolishes Jabi Arts & Crafts Village, to pave way for road construction.

Notices of demolition were first served to traders in the Village, and afterwards, the Federal Capital Territory Administration Task Force carried out the demolition of the site, which is on the path of major road network.

90% of men are confessing that they’re still getting sex from their baby mamas whenever they want … despite a break up.

One word of advice for this young man

Lack of jobs makes people stay in jobs that destroy their mental health.

Almost every guy has slept with someone’s serious girlfriend before let’s not pretend.

As you dey cheat on your babe with someone’s serious girlfriend, na so dem dey pipe your own babe too.

You’ll think you’re sleek but these girls are made of slime.

Teenage pregnancy; who is to blame?
The parents
The Girl
Or
The man responsible for the pregnancy.

Who is the mother?

Does a sleep over mean we will probably have sex?

The man you were ignoring other men for , where is he now?

how did you find out he/she was a cheat?

My then girlfriend is happily married to the man that told her to leave me and marry him

His reasons was I was still young that I will still be able to love again

Bruh na man dey do man