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Cadet:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Dnt tell her I told you, but she's with her Fiancee

[size=13pt]Too bad for me then, LOL[/size]

[size=13pt]I dunno where she ran to. But she's been away for a long time.[/size]

[size=13pt]I don't think so.[/size]

[size=13pt]Well if it's come to that, she isn't going to move in until I'm are sure we are going to get married within a year after she has moved in. Problem solved.[/size]

[size=13pt]Sorta. I just got on here.[/size]

[size=13pt]Hey! There you are![/size]

[size=13pt]LMAO! That is a tight joke.[/size]

Cadet:
hahahhaha! This is funny! so bleeping embarrassing

[size=13pt]LOL[/size]

simoen:
i think my guess is ryt

[size=13pt]Well, I guess so too.[/size]

simoen:
i think he means shut f**k up

[size=13pt]Nah, it can't be. He doesn't have the guts. Are you trying to cause a fight? LOL[/size]

Kennee:
Sshhhh

[size=13pt]LOL, what the hell was that?[/size]

ifyalways:
Stephen,i saw your poem.quite nice.Yes,you were not the first to post love poems here,others did ! For a time,it nearly almost turned to a love professing zone. lol YIM highway

[size=13pt]Why thank you. I really appreciate that.[/size]

D-reloaded:
Some people take themselves way too seriously.

E pele o. State of Address from Yaradua

[size=13pt]LMAO!!The part that sent me rolling was "The people I love should stop saying bad things about me." I was like you're in the Jokes section. If people can make fun of Seun who is the administrator, why can't they do it to anyone else?[/size]

[size=13pt]I'm not a woman but I know that that was hella dumb. Never tell a woman that some other woman is more beautiful than her. Unless of course you are planning on destroying your friendship with her. I have learnt that sometimes, you just have to tell women sweet nothings in their ears. It's not really lying, you're just telling her what she wants to hear. I think you should go ahead with your plan but don't expect her to accept just like that. [/size]

Kennee:
They just love criticizing, dts all, it's what turns them on

[size=13pt]Don't like it? Then please click the "X" at the top right corner of your screen.[/size]

[size=13pt]As sad as this may seem, it was pretty funny to me. I laughed so hard as soon as I read this because it sounded like a speech someone would give on their death bed. [/size]

tRoOE:

See what am talking about that you treat people unfairly.
Why didn't you write the name of guy you were talking about, or is he too good for his identity to be none?

[size=13pt]LOL!! The unmentioned guy is me. I never attacked him though, I simply asked him what's up with my topic and why it was moved. After all, it's not the only love letter here in the Jokes section. There's one to basically every female in the Jokes section so I was just wondering why mine had to be the one that was moved. Anyway, the person I wrote it for was a lot more pissed than I was. But it's all good. The fewer the people that saw it, the better the poem. I guess he indirectly did a good deed.

By the way Sam, I can't wait for Rebellious to see this topic, she is going to be pissed even more because you think she attacked you. I suggest you scratch her name off while you still have the chance or else she'd really attack you.[/size]

abawa:
He was a boy,
She was a girl,
He was 25
She was only 22
They were shagmates,
They shagged one cold night
Over shagging sef
Then, they forgot the RUFF RYDER

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[size=13pt]To God Be The Glory![/size]

opokonwa:
Nice post!
You're either very good at your game or you're plagiarising some good author.

[size=13pt]I'm going with that because I know he is.[/size]

[size=13pt]15th!![/size]

[size=13pt]Cool.[/size]

[size=13pt]LOL! You've basically studied me.[/size]

[size=13pt]You noticed? That's nice![/size]

kazy02:
j-reloaded wats up can we hookup?
ao can i meet u, can i hav your number?

[size=13pt]LOL! You just made my night with this line. You won't get it till you watch this video[/size]

[flash=425,355]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75g_A731q0&hl=en[/flash]

Never mind, he's not the one who posted the one about the goat. But here it is anyway: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-130039.0.html

Cadet:
Eh en! Just make sure you dnt fall asleep on your window '95. And this time close your mouth o JK


@post

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

[size=13pt]Ok. . .right after this, I have Windows 3.1 and it's been working just fine .[/size]

Cadet:
Phantom, your riddles are boring jare make me laugh

[size=13pt]LMAO! They really are. The one that pisses me off the most is the one about the goat. I read it and I was like wtf?[/size]

[size=13pt]Definitely not funny.[/size]

[size=13pt]In due time, I will.[/size]

[size=13pt]" Anyway, who'll look at the other two when you've got Beyonce. . ." That was funny.[/size]

[size=13pt]Yeah. . . and it's true. Beyonce just won't let the other girls sing. LOL!![/size]

Cadet:
@Stephen,
what's funny?


And that video nad song sucks!! Am not a fan of Lil Mama

[size=13pt]When you said I was just a friend, for some reason that same song popped up in my mind.[/size]

Cadet:
LMAO!! there's such song? give me the title!!

from Pink:
Who knew
You + your hands
Don't let me get me

Ok, forget avril
listen to Whitney:

Whitney Houston & Enrique Iglesias - Could I have this kiss
Whitney Houston - Heartbreak Hotel
Whitney Houston - Count on me
Run to You


dnt you dare give out now!

[size=13pt]Check this out. . . it's a parody.[/size]
[flash=425,355]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhNkF4mLTbI&hl=en[/flash]

[size=13pt]You+your Hand is an amazing song. So much energy in the video but the lyrics are somewhat extreme.[/size]

D-reloaded:
and she says he's just a frienddddd


Oh baby youuuuuu

You got what I neeeeeeeeeeeed

and she says "He's just a friend"

[size=13pt]LMAO![/size]

Cadet:
That is sexy!!! Mines too! But not with the curls, but it's almost like that!

[size=13pt]yeah, not with the curls either.[/size]

Cadet:
HMMMM, ok, Let's make a deal! I try out brandy, you try out Avril Lavigne and Pink

[size=13pt]Aiit. Which Pink/Avril song do you want me to listen to? I hope it ain't that Avril's "Hey, hey, look, look, I finally got a black friend" song. LMAO[/size]