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clemcykul:
ohilebo why u dey fear no worry u will stil come wit me

[size=13pt]One way ticket, right? LOL!![/size]

clemcykul:
no problem lets join forces i actually sent the poem to her mail box,


folly no spoil my show o

[size=13pt]LMAO!! Ok clem. So what inspired you to write this poem? By the way, follynio, I am still waiting on you.[/size]

bennygee:
your in luck
my elder brother is a mediacla doctor
he can help u with a D & C.
don panic.
pregnancy no be disease.
the 1st ime a girl got pregnant for me
i thot it was the end of my world
but my bros came to my rescue.
and his price is low
call me on 08035993609
i''ll help u out

[size=13pt]She is not doing any D&C a.k.a abortion. He should have protected himself better.[/size]

[size=13pt]I heard these some time ago

1) Let me wear your cloth for you.
2) Go and baff.
3) Nna men. . .
4) Winch.
5) Danfo, Molue and okada.[/size]

[size=13pt]LOL!! Clemcy seriously? Let her answer it because it's a nice poem and I write poems so maybe we can join forces.[/size]

folly69:
which is?

[size=13pt]Whoa. Chill, man. I don't recall typing folly[b]69[/b], I said folly[b]nio[/b] It's not like I'm going to take her away or anything. So folly[b]nio[/b], did you write this poem? [/size]

[size=13pt]Follynio, you didn't answer my question. [/size]

[size=13pt]It's good. Did you write this yourself?[/size]

ztyle:
@ TOpic WTF

[size=13pt]Exactly what went through my mind. Why post in Arabic and then translate it to English when you can just do yourself and us a favor and post it in English straight up? It's not like all of us understand Arabic anyway.[/size]

Cadet:
If I was winch, you'll be my first victim, I like them brainless, no mushy brain when I chop their head!

[size=13pt]LMAO!![/size]

GooseBaba:
Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go

stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.

asper you be cadet for witch.

[size=13pt]That was unnecessary and uncalled for. It was supposed to be a joke.[/size]

[size=13pt]Best breakfast: Bacon, fried eggs, some potatoes (perferably cooked), cereal (like Nature Valley or anything with fibre in it), orange juice/milk.[/size]

[size=13pt]Ok. Not a problem.[/size]

[size=13pt]That's nasty. That looks more like a kwashiorkor patient. LOL![/size]

Cadet:
I was sick of all those food when I saw them on TV. I force myself to eat pizza when a party is going on. But meh!!! I LOVE Chinese rice

[size=13pt]Chinese rice is good but it depends on who makes it. I have tasted the good, bad and absolutely dreadful of Chinese rice.[/size]

LadyT:
It must be hard not eating Nigerian food.

I think I would die. I eat it everyday!

You americans kind of have it hard in some states not getting the ingrediants!

[size=13pt]Dang, I wish I could.[/size]

Cadet:
come back to me 5 years from now and let me do a check up on your teeth

[size=13pt] C'mon now, I don't chew gum like every day.[/size]

[size=13pt]I'm so sick of pizza, fries and all types of burgers. Basically, I'm sick of PizzaHut, BK, McD. I can stand KFC and Popeyes because they are awesome. But, I am dying to go to a Nigerian function because that is where I'd eat some quality Nigerian food.[/size]

Cadet:
hehehhe, sounds like you're in a commercial

[size=13pt]LOL!! But, honestly, it's good.[/size]

[size=13pt]I love Extra. I think it's the longest lasting gum.[/size]

Cadet:
Thank you ladyT, you're ever so kind for picking these two candidates

[size=13pt]LMAO!!! That's why I hate this "quote" thing. What's the point of quoting when you can edit what is being quoted?[/size]

Cadet:
[size=15pt]Tufe,
you did not only not listen to me, you also got on my bad side. What exactly did I tell you? That I am not in a bleeping competition. I dnt know how the hell it'll be fixed, but I bloody want my I.D off of that poll. [/size]

[size=13pt]Tufe, I think you should listen to her. She's pissed.[/size]

ThePhantom:
It wasn't typed properly, but I understood what folly69 wanted to say. But don't hate, none of you came close to it

[size=13pt]You shouldn't be talking about stuff not typed correctly. The way you typed your riddle wasn't that good either.[/size]

[size=13pt]Some lady tried to start a thread like this but sadly, no one responded. I think someone is going to start the "Scariest Nairaland Female" thread LOL!![/size]

NaJa HaJe:
This is from an igbo man nna baybey . . . , I lurve ya nipples i want to suck!

[size=13pt]roflmao!![/size]

ibkaye:
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes true
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes through
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On, AHHHHHHH

[size=13pt]LOL!! What's up with you and all the songs you've been composing today?[/size]

[size=13pt]I think it's because it just wasn't meant to be. However, check out this thread, https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-129760.0.html. It has some tips on how to make your relationships last longer.[/size]

[size=13pt]Why isn't Rebellious on the list? Do she refuse to participate?[/size]

D-reloaded:
Is that what they call it in Nigeria? Called Plan B here.

Stephen if oyb is referring to Plan B then No it's not an abortion pill as Plan B doesnt cause abotions, it thickens the  utertine walls so it becomes too thick for the eggs to be planted. If you are already pregnant, plan B doesnt work .

[size=13pt]If it's Plan B, I guess it's cool. But isn't it too late to use it? I mean, it's been about 2 weeks now since they had unprotected sex.[/size]

tRoOE:
Yea me too especially I tried, I think it was on her last album

[size=13pt]Yeah it was on Afrodisiac.[/size]

Damn, you're so stupid that I am stunned. She basically stole your property and you are asking us what to do.

I learnt it from 4Him. He said:

Here's the template you want to use: flash=[425,355]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41LYparBmw&rel=1[/flash]

the url in highlights above is what you want to get for your youtube video. Look to the right of the youtube vide you want to embed, there is an "embed" sign that you need to copy.

Below is an example and i have highlighted the url you shld copy and paste into the [flash] template above.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkLHXKHb1Vc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkLHXKHb1Vc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

The url is always in quotation marks and will always be preceeded by value= Remember to enclose the "flash" in []

Good luck.