₦airaland Forum

tripplephi:
WE ARE BUSY WITH WORK AND TRYING TO LEAVE BENIN CITY TO BETTER PAYING STATES, you are here looking for hook-up and collabo .. you will wait till Buhari becomes a senator ... BRO, LIFE IS PER HEAD, I DO NOT EVEN TRUST THE OWNER OF NL so I will now trust you abi... Who u epp.... Its people who know people physically o that can help each other.... these days when kidnappers use every social media platform to get peeps.... abegi get busy with your life o...

The guy never tire for free punny....lol

HateU2:
I'm in your shoes but I keep myself in check. Its a thing of the mind

Check indeed! Talk about people who sleep and breathe the air in Nairaland.
When do you keep yourself in check? Lol

I don't think this happened in Nigeria. It's either it happened in Kenya or Ghana.
They're the two African countries with weird modafuckers like that.

NnamdiN:
wasn't very rude
Did you mean nnobi? Never heard of "unubi"

Kai! This guy no be Igbo guy. If you don't know Unubi, that means you've never heard of Theresa Onuorah.
Smh... Indomie generation.

ceecee0703:
Probably u will show me round lag n i will return the favour when u come to d east....am chibuikem from Ezinifite, Aguata LGA ..

Hmmmmm.. Which village? Amaekwulu, Ifite abi Aku?
Hope I'm correct?

Ladycloud:
Anambra kwenu

For your mind now, you're from Anambra abi?

For ladies who asked this question, "what if my daughter wants to retain my name if she's married"? I wouldn't want my daughter to retain my name if the husband doesn't allow it.
When I get married, the only reason my wife would bear her name, is if she's a celebrity. Since I don't see that happening, she has no other choice than to use my surname.
Any woman who refuses to use her husband's surname is either gonna leave the marriage or she's not proud of being married to her hubby. There are provisions for married women who change their surnames and it has never been a problem.

Na stool that Teju go dey use to kiss.
Dis short people dey get big eye.

Who cares?

PassingShot:
We we blame your lord the Ineffectual Buffoon as long as necessary.

Leave us to revive the battered economy your idiotic imbecilic ogogoro fisherman left behind. By 2018, our amiable president will have revived the economy even to the surprise of wailing fools. And we shall reward him with another four years as you lot continue to gnash your teeth in wailing and mourning.

May wailing fools never benefit from the revived economy when it finally arrives upon us. Amen.

You've shifted the date to 2018? When it's 2018, you would want to give him another tenure... Lol.
As for your prayers on him reviving the economy and we the Wailers not benefiting from it, I can authoritatively say amen to that prayer.
Na from the smell of fart you go take know the taste of sh!t.
Bubu ain't reviving nothing.

funmijoyb:
home based coach as long as he's not frm d eastern side...we need gud players not favoring tribesmen.

The biggest Nigerian players in Europe are from the east. How many of your south w-aste brothers are in big clubs? Even Martins wey una dey manage dey play with amateur players in US.
He's the top scorer there... Lol.
About 100 goals in a season....lol

funmijoyb:
home based coach as long as he's not frm d eastern side...we need gud players not favoring tribesmen.

The biggest Nigerian players in Europe are from the east. How many of your South West brothers are in big clubs? Even Martins wey una dey manage dey play with amateur players in US.
He's the top scorer there... Lol.
About 100 goals in a season....lol

iamDiabolic:
Igbo pls do u know the meaning of typographical error,if u don't u can always consult ur oxford dictionary

And that's why I said you'll accuse your keyboard and like the Congo you are, you just did.

iamDiabolic:
Soon they would run here nd start prewing trash,very voilent set of people.if the police descend on them,they wud scream marginalisation nd icc.
Yeebos una matta dn tire me,if person wan stop tribal bash u guys would always try to push the person to bash ur tribe

Voilet set of people indeed!
No be by force to write in English. Use yellowbar to write na.
Small time you go accuse your keyboard.

zheroes:
no one paid nobody!!! Not every one is a fraud like you. They are doing a holistic job!!! They are for nobody, they belong to everyone.

Cry cry baby. Why you carry bubu matter for head?

Looks like the money that was paid Sahara reporters has been exhausted, cos the way they're attacking Buhari’s administration na fire to fire.
Bubu, give them some change na.

Mtcheew

Hahahaha

Correct guy.

nani667:
As long as it's your default music player... It should show on BBM

Googleplay music is the default on Android, but I don't like it. It keeps running in the background after I've closed it.
Besides, it has no cool features.

Aside from googleplay music, poweramp and deezer, which other music player shows while playing on BBM?
I need a player that can show what I'm listening to when I'm on bbm.

The heart of a woman.
They take risks which three men combined together won't take.
Which man would have the guts to stand in a secluded area at 2am in the morning, waiting for a complete stranger to pick them up?

magnificientzaz:
Godfearing ( in d real sense not the traditional talk)
Loving
Patient
Hardworking ( like me )
Mr Romantic

You forgot to add money. Abi na patient and romantic you go chop?
I don't even say money is not everything.

[quote author=ChetaNwaeze post=47287898].... But it still doesnt stop we Igbos from being political minions to Senator Bukola Saraki. We Igbos keep supporting Saraki more than his own Yoruba/Fulani Moslem people[/quot]
Do you even know the reason why we support Saraki? Without Saraki, there's no Ekweremadu.
If SP goes down, there's a high possibility that the DSP will follow suit.

Oshogbo weed

mrvitalis:
U should know I meant publish... . Attack my point not my mistake

Who gives a fucck? You goofed!

For the Dullard's mind he's fighting corruption. Still wondering how we ended up with this Congo!

mrvitalis:
Lol. Comments like this make me wonder what the educational level of Nigerians are.. .
I tot wike did a probe on ameachi... let him populish the report let's see if it makes sense or not and then we can hold efcc to investigate him.. . But cos he knows it will be a disgrace

Populish indeed! Your educational level is quite high.
Zombie!

BrokenTV:
No be small thing, just left Oye Enugu Umuawulu some minute ago after entertaning my self with some plate of Anu nchi and diluting it with palm wine

Igbo men and chop chop. Unu ga-eri mmadu one day!

Room and parlour.

APC paid youths!