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echobee: I too am wondering oooooooo

Actually, its an operation where the surgeon creates artificial labia and then creates a tiny tunnel between the legs.

The patient is given plastic moulds to insert to expand the tunnel, after a mould get loose you give them a bigger mould to make the hole bigger and longer. It takes years to create the artificial cavity.

Adetula1: i knew from onset but no evidence.....

Once you take seat in govt house Maiduguri, you really have no choice if you want to last long.

KnowAll: To show they have really survived, Fashola and his Commissioner for health should invite survivors for dinner in their houses. The dinner would be a photo-shoot session, where some journalist would also be invited to the dinner to alley the fear people might have towards ebola survivors, otherwise " people go still dey shun ebola survivor. "

I like people with uncommon ideas.

itsmrdmc: GEJ till 2019

Ok o.

No cause for alarm !

Relax everyone !

I was just on the phone with my ol' buddy Keifer Sutherland and I asked him what his latest project is. He told me he's in Lagos to shoot scenes for a new season of hit series 24.

Unfortunately he can't give me full details but the drama at the airport was just a rehearsal of one the many scenes for the new series...

More details as I get them.

Oh! son back in the day we used to have e-toilets like nairaland.com, all you do is just log-in and take your e-dump.
Those days we used have loads of e-fights over piles of e-s.hit...

That s.hit is extinct now.

HopeAtHand: Question no.1...Did Mr. Koye Olu-Ibukun have any contact with Mr. Patrick Sawyer?

Question no.2....Did Mr. Koye jump quarantine in Lagos and ran to Port Harcourt to seek medical help from Dr. Enemuo?

Question no.3....Did Dr. Enemuo treat Mr. Koye in PH for an unknown ailment?

If the answers are yes, then the conspiracy theory being peddled is the Invention of the enemies of Nigeria.

You see, I've been saying this for a while now..

Patrick Saywer, Ibukun Koye and ECOWAS were running some kind of operation in Nigeria.
Those calling for Koye's head are wasting their time, the man is being shielded by the diplomatic community. He and his ECOWAS bosses obviously have a case to answer.

I doubt we will get any answers though..

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MERCEDES ROCKS !

The story reeks of BS.

Stupi.d reporting.

Stelvin101: Bro na u call her ugly o, u dey see her skin? Her Kpekus go soft n make brain like Mercedes Benz AMG o

Eh ? Pls translate.

If you think Oyakilome is gonna do a Jimmy Swaggart for all of u...u will wait long.

Like or share ?

What do want us to do with the above post ?

CoCoLav: Nice story

Maybe Michael's photos were photo shopped too.
OP could be right.


I love conspiracy theories sha

Some poeple are born 'intersex' it doesn't mean Michelle is a man.

She may have a rudimentary p.enis that was never surgically removed and normal internal female reproductive organs. Not technically a right to call her transexual.

realborn: Is Mike d father? The boy looks like him and he is standing at a vantage position

I'm glad u raised that question.

"Can't you see how we are helping South Africans to develop their land ? "

It was Patrick Sawyer who started this mess but we can't hold him accountable today - he's dead.
The doctor, who treated Olu, is bound by duty of his profession to report him to the state health ministry but he didn't. He's also dead.
We shouldn't make a scapegoat out of this Olu guy simply because he survived.

However, I recommend he be interrogated harshly by the relevant authorities to rule out any hidden conspiracy.

Ecowas isn't going to do squat. The man will be re-assigned to another location/country at the very worst.

You can't prove the man didn't go temporarily insane in a bid to save his own life .

thorpido: What medical help did he seek that did not work?

Bedwetting in an adult could be the result of an underlying problem so he has to be investigated further.It could be diabetes or prostate enlargement.It could be caused by urinary tract infection too.

The first step is behavioural therapy.He should ensure he does not drink fluids about 2hrs to his bedtime and he should ensure he empties his bladder before sleeping.He should also avoid alcohol and caffeine because they increase frequency of voiding.
He could also get an alarm clock to wake him at periodic times to urinate.

If it persists,he should go to the hospital to see a specialist(urologist).

All that restriction of fluid doesn't work from my observation of cases like that. If you go to bed with an empty bladder, your kidneys continue to filter your blood in your sleep.
You will produce at least 30 mls of urine in the first 3 hrs of sleep - enough to wet the bed with.

A lot of people recommend the alarm clock method but it fails after a week or two.

The best thing to recommend is that the man trains his PC muscle. With a well trained PC reflex he will be able to block the flow of urine out of his bladder while asleep.

He doesn't even need to be aware until the pains of the contractions wake him up. He can then get up and void in the toilet.

Works well for all ages 6years upwards.

Collynzo16: Could it be the reason why that Yoruba man who brought Ebolo to PH is still alive?
Ofe mmanu dikwa egwu

Maybe

Gooci: this time around, I aint doing shit.........

Oh ! So you did the last poo ?

tjfulloption: iya elewedu e ku orire o! aje awa oooo

No, actually her name is Mama 'Ladi.

Ladi's a good friend of mine.

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Snapping her a*s like she's golden...golden..golden...

MRbrownJAY: @OP
i fully understand what you are saying and shouldnt feel bad about being HONEST with yourself. better come out with it then live a miserable life pretending that all is well. you aint doing anything wrong, far from it!!!

here is something you must understand though:
as much as you loved EVERYTHING about her, you have to accept that you knew that she would lose some of her beauty/youth/sexiness etc. it is normal for most men to have a sexy princess before marriage that will turn into a baby whale after a few kids. the important question IS: do you want to give it a shot or you want out? if you admire EVERYTHING else about her then you need to give her a shot to redeem herself and try to make you desire her again. so, tell her what you want/need and work WITH HER in order to get it. join a gym together, go jogging together, chage diet for the whole household, no more junk food (apart from the kids etc)......and stick to it!!!!! if she A) does NOT want to take part in it, B) does NOT feel it is necessary, C) does not take your issues seriously or D) bring all these excuses as to how/what/why she cannot do it, then you have the make the vital decision as to whether you want to spend the rest of your life with that great baby whale.

there is nothing wrong with having lust for other women (there will always be a finer/sexier woman than yours out there), so long as you tell your partner.... she will notice it anyway.

as for your ex, i would put such negative thoughts on desperation to get back what you are longing for.

-Don't be like the 70% miserable ones pretending they're having a ball.

-Its ok to be honest.

-Give your lady a chance to get her groove back after you let her know how you feel.


Couldn't have said it better.

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IYANGBALI: all of them look like toys

What else do you want my uncle to play with ?

Its no joke. A julius Berger top shot told me the Lekk-ajah peninsula will integrate with the Altantic ocean in 50 years.

Remember this when next you go real estate shopping in Lekki.

wecan: I don't really understand what is actually happening, This Ebola of a virus cases seems like there is something behind it. Firstly, I heard it was an ECOWAS official from Liberia that brought the sickness to Lagos Nigeria. Now I am hearing again that it was another ECOWAS official that brought the sickness to PH Nigeria. I am so much confused, this seems like a well planned game. Somebody should tell us the truth

The case of Mr Olu-Ibukun is especially curious, Patrick Sawyer was en-route to SS Nigeria when he was 'intercepted' at Lagos.

Similarly, Olu-Ibukun made his way to the same region, as if to continue the journey his colleague failed to complete. Like two members of a track and field relay team.

Sincere9gerian: So sad. I dont think we have all the information on how the ebola virus is contracted. It seems the virus is far more infectious than the literatures suggests. From the accounts of victims so far, some contracted the disease even without having DIRECT contact with sick infected persons. I seems the virus is also airborne

Ebola 1976 and Marburg virus is not known to be airborne. So its safe to say this isn't the textbook virus we are dealing with. It has been artificially 'enhanced' for airborne transmission.

A lot of people have come down with the virus without direct contact with a sick person. The latest is a US doctor not involved with ebola treatment in Liberia.

Could he have contracted it from an asymptomatic colleague in form of droplet ?

You should have seen the level of paranoia at GTBank today. People are afraid to even glance at each other let alone greet, even after handwashing and temprature screening.

The CDC know more about transmission of the virus than they're admitting but withhold info for the sake of avoiding panic.