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Planet of the Apes ..

Oh really Kim, after a half-million dollars ??

We DARE you.

Look the longer that thing has been sitting dormant, the tighter, drier and stiffer it becomes.

Start by whispering little sweet nothings into her. Tell her how delicious she smells and how you plan to lick her all up, like an ice cream.

You should try to get her stripped down to her bra and panties while you can go topless with your lower half still dressed.

Kiss her ear lobes lighty, and if she likes it stick your tongue up her ear. Watch her laugh and wriggle her body as you do so. Kiss her neck, and while she's enjoying that dip your hand into her panties.

Stroke her bush lightly while smiling, looking into her eyes and pecking her softly on the lips.

You can now part her labia and slip in A finger, stop pecking and start kissing deeply. Encourage her to spread her legs while at it.

When her moans are strong enough, break away from the kiss and move down to her panties, keeping your finger inside her. She must be very moist by now.

Get her to raise her legs and pull the pants off..put your finger back and continue stroking while going to work on her bra.

Dispose of the bra and kiss her her breasts all over, softly. Then go to work on her nip ples, if you're doing this right she will moan loudly while trying to lick your ear...

Hermaphrodites are everyday people..

Hmm.. nice one !

tunapawizzy: [size=18pt]was daddy rich n popular wen he married mum?[/size]

Ha ha ha !

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Khloe's father is different from all the other Kardashian sisters, even though she goes by the Kardashian name she's only a half-sister.

She's bigger and more voluptuous than her sisters. A black woman.

OJ tells it all here:
www.ibtimes.com/oj-simpson-believes-khloe-kardashian-his-daughter-and-changed-will-her-report-782085

inurmind: The Kardashians sure love their black males.

Don't forget Khloe's DAD

Ty (Taiwo)
Abuja
March 17
38 yrs young.

#tryinnottolaff

Problem still not solved.

I hope you guys are gonna be just BROTHERS, and nuthin' else. *suspicious*.

Any paranoid individual would have said this 3 years ago.

donofdons: [size=18pt]you must be a very big 400ل.you want to resign and farm vegetables....let me tell you something jar head.i have been farming cassava for 3 years now because i read a stupid
Motivational book called rich dad and poor dad and decided to leave my job and now i have become a poor dad.better keep your job or let me take it and maybe give you my farm[/size]

OMGoodness !

Side effects of steroid use..

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Dr. Wise:
If my father tries this expensive joke, I will kill me off. Who the heck is Charity? A total stranger. . .

Erm Sir.. How exactly do "you kill you off" ?

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