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agbameta: This is just meaningless gibberish...

when I checked last, the guy got 45Likes for highlighting one of the reasons for abandonment of projects. And you think ur sentimentally derailed brain is better than 45 brains.

Chinekee

deeptesting: And who told Musiwa that the South South of Nigeria is part of Eastern Nigeria?

my dear, there is no such thing as South-South,it is a political creation. Edo and Cross Rivers are in no way more southern than Abia. Study your Geography, if at all you are referring to a Region. What of North -North for fulanis etc.

Nawa

REDs house: What about churchs that operate hotels ....what purpose is it xpected to serve

What about u operating a cyber cafe and yu wish to stop cyber crime cos its against your religion, faith and blif. ........

The Question is AGAINST FAITH. Hotels and Cybercafes are not against the Church.
May be you do not Travel to see the need of a Hotel, or you have your own pc to make this post.

Definitely anything can be put to wrong use, even the 'Holy' books. But the business that you know is against your Faith should be stopped.QED.

REDs house: What about churchs that operate hotels ....what purpose is it xpected to serve

What about u operating a cyber cafe and yu wish to stop cyber crime cos its against your religion, faith and blif. ........

The Question is AGAINST FAITH. Hotels and Cybercafes are not against the Church.
May be you do not Travel to see the need of a Hotel, or you have you own pc to make this post.

Definitely anything can be put to wrong use, even the 'Holy' books. But the business that you know is against your Faith should be stopped.QED.

zezebabyxoxo: If the answer is no, then most Nigerian artists should stop singing and shooting music videos.

Who said what most of them do is ok?they should not be your standard.

To the Op. No, your Faith is your Life Manual. You may start blaming yourself if somethings start going wrong.

Remember, when things start going wrong in life, some people will start retracing where they got it all Wrong. That is Faith at work, you must not abandon it.

Take this Lesson:
1. Dedicated a Hard cover workbook for writing. Remember to date each Writing.
2.Dedicated sometime, say 1hr in the night.
3. In the first page Write out(Number them) what you want God to do for you. Prayer points- for life.
4.You can formulate Topics like a pastor, and Research on it. Eg. IS ANY THING TOO HARD FOR GOD. As a heading, with concordance or search look for Verses that treats;Ask or Possible with God etc.
5.First take the Teaching of Christ in the Mount. Mathew 5. That is the Summary of the Gospel.
6. Read Romans the Epistle of Paul(first Pastor) and How he Overcame Sin in his own life.
7.Psalms Treat different situations in Life; make it an assignment, start from chap1 and classify them accordingly. Eg. Chap1-Lord Separate me unto thyself that I will Prosper.... Chap51-Forgive me Lord. Only Write out the chapters and what it Treats. Skip the ones that you do not Understand.
8. Among the Prophets; start with Isaiah. Write out the Promises of God and the Chapters Eg.Isaiah 45.Go before me Lord...
9. Now go for some insight in Hebrew.

In that work book, Rotate across the books I stated and later introduce; Jeremiah,Other Books by Paul.

Please Understand the teaching of Jesus Christ before you Venture into the teaching of Pastor Paul, because he classified some as : God's, His, for Babes and the mature.
Study to learn how life issues are treated in the bible not just reading.
God bless you.

tonididdy: am using this medium to ask forgiveness from GoD and for his relationship with me to be stronger.i remember few years back if i had a problem and needed a solution,all i needed to do was pray to God just b4 i sleep to show me what to do and what not to do in my dreams and it always worked like magic.at first it was weird and scary and then i got used to it.
now this days ,am all alone,misguided and have made so many wrong decisoons. lost that gift.
AM so sorry LORD JESUS please comeback to me,i need you more these days.
pls LORD

Amen. You made me cry like a baby. My spirit told me that God have heard you because you prayed from the spirit.

That the white man that dug water Wells went home from the bottom of the well.

that Zik of Africa put Mermaid into a bottle.

Opey4luv: If these 700 military men join hands with the JTF, that will be a step closer to flushing out Shekau and his dogs.

But they have Been around. And there are more in Barracks or are You just a critic.

bizmania: I'm a Christian buh sth strikes me most about diz write up!! Comparing d names here and those in the Holy Bible!!! D man dat was alone on earth was Adam, d one dat build d biggest ship is Noah, (which U called Nuh), d man dat was sold by his brothers is Joseph!/! Jonah was d man who was swallowed by a fish, etc::::: nice correlation!!!

Await my book that identified that Mohammed(respect to him) was actually preaching to his Arab brethen about the message brought to him by 3 Nijran christian bishops, he mixed up his stories with his traditional belief in Baalam, to come up with islam. Just like Jewish Christians retained their own traditional belief in the bible, and Catholics retained Roman traditional belief in their Churches and some Africans are now bringing in their traditional belief in the Church.
Worship of one God had been in practice, but Faith and Religion keeps on Evolving.

maclatunji: What exactly are you seeing? Describe.

Vanguard reported it and took the picture. The news is saved iin someone's blog.
http://riverajooa..com/2013/09/pandemonium-in-ikorodulagos-nigeria-as.html?m=1

1.That Jesus Christ took pictures that we see today.
2.That the date we count today started from the beginning of the World-never knew it was After Jesus Days on Earth.
3.That Dec 25 was actually the birthday of Jesus Christ.
4.That Married couples must put a ring according to Gods commandment.
5.That girls must pierce their ear for earring.
6.That the months of the year are in the bible and January is actually the beginning.
7.That nothing good can be learnt from the Life of a Muslim.
8.That whatever a 'Celebrity' does is ok-good.
9.That God is only interested in our hearts not how we dress ourselves.
10.That Pastors are perfect beings.
11.That I should 'fear' God to avoid Hell, instead of Love God as his Child.
12.That God is interested to see a sinner roast in Hell fire for 'eternity'.
13.That if everyone is doing it, it is ok.
14.That my Free will and convenience comes first before what God is saying in my conscience.

I have learnt that ignorance is the highest killer. Yes!. I have learnt a lot in life- and still need to Learn.

How to become an overnight billionaire in Nigeria
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By Femi Aribisala
WITH only some 50 years of independent national existence, Nigeria is a country reeking with “new money.” The overwhelming proportion of the millionaires and billionaires in the country are “nouveau-riche;” they became rich literally “overnight.”  We are talking of people whose wealth does not go beyond a generation.

Indeed, the fantastic wealth of Nigerian billionaires like Femi Otedola scarcely goes beyond ten/fifteen years.   Not only does Nigeria’s wealthy few have a short history, they often have a short future as well.  The money comes “miraculously” and goes just as “miraculously.”

In my youth, S.B. Bakare was the celebrated Nigerian tycoon.  Highlife stars and juju musicians eulogised him in their records.  But ask a young Nigerian today who S.B. Bakare is, and I can bet my bottom dollar he has never heard of him.

S.B. has fallen off the radar and so has his wealth.  It is not identifiable by any major industry or enterprise.  His descendants may still be in litigation over the dregs of his estate, but undoubtedly it is nothing to write home about again.  Certainly, nobody is singing about S.B. Bakare today.  There are now new pretenders to his throne.

New dawn

Time was when wealthy Nigerians built something, developed something, or made something.  At that time, the rich were truly captains of industry.  Alhaji Sanusi Dantata made his fortune in the era of the groundnut pyramids in the North; buying and shipping them for export.

Sir Odumegwu Ojukwu had Nigeria’s largest fleet of inter-city “mammy-wagons.”  He also imported “panla” (dried fish) on a large scale.  Sir Mobolaji Bank-Anthony had a tanker fleet and a pioneering charter airline.  Emmanuel Akwiwu, hauled oil-rigs and supplies for British Petroleum.  Chief Timothy Adeola Odutola produced bicycle tires for the growing army of Nigerian bike-riders.

But thanks to oil, much of Nigerian wealth is no longer the product of such ventures.  Yes, we have billionaires like Ibrahim Dasuki and Mike Adenuga who can still be rightfully described as highly enterprising.  But even more significantly, we have tycoons who came into wealth through “wuru-wuru” and “mago-mago.”  These men are hardly Nigeria’s Bill Gates.

On the contrary, they don’t have a clue what to do with their dubious wealth, and they are ignorant about wealth-creation.  As such, they add little of value to the Nigerian project.  Their praises may be sung today by their horde of parasitical hangers-on, but they will not be remembered for good when they are gone.  As mysteriously as their wealth materialised, so will it vanish.

These men became rich through some of the following tried and tested methods, which can be relied upon to lead to one’s inclusion in the Nigerian Book of Irrelevant Rich Men.  If you want to get rich quick, here is the Nigerian blueprint.  But please, don’t tell anyone I “wiki-leaked” this highly-classified national secret to you.

Rob a bank

This strategy has gone through some transition.  Bank-robbers used to be men of the underworld who held banks hostage at gunpoint and then made off with the cash.  However, it was soon recognised that this approach has distinct disadvantages.  You might get arrested and jailed.  Even worse, you might get shot.  It also became apparent that banks carry limited amounts of cash.

Therefore, a successful bank robbery of this violent kind might only land you perhaps 50 million naira tops, which is not even enough to buy or build a house in Banana Island.  There is a better way to rob a bank with far limited risk.  Simply establish a bank.

When you establish a bank, you can rob the bank every day without a gun.  When people deposit money in your bank, they don’t know that they are handing over their life-savings to a thief.  You then rob the bank you establish in a number of imaginative ways.

For example, you can lend money to your bank and then charge it a very high interest-rate.  Better still, you can borrow billions from your bank and simply forget to pay it back.  Or, you can use the money deposited in your bank to buy houses and then rent them out as branches to your bank at exorbitant prices.

This approach is guaranteed to make you a few billion naira until the EFCC policemen come calling.  When they do, you can quickly fall sick, spend a few months in Deluxe Hospital Hotel and then relocate to your village to enjoy your wealth, never to be heard of again.

Join the PDP.

This one is a sure banker.  As a member of the greatest party in the history of Africa, you will be given a credit-card to spend Nigeria’s oil wealth.  If you are not getting enough attention in the party, make a lot of noise.  Abuse Tinubu on the pages of the newspapers and call Buhari an idiot.

Insist that Goodluck Jonathan should not only run for re-election unopposed in 2015, there should be a constitutional amendment to make him a life-president.  This is a tell-tale sign that you are hungry; and the powers-that-be will soon invite you to “come and chop.”

As a distinguished member of this great party, the opportunities open for you to set yourself up for life are considerable.  For example, you can start collecting billions for petroleum subsidy and simply not import any petrol whatsoever.  You can get the government to change all car license-plates nationwide; and then become the sole supplier of the new license-plates.

You can ask the president to make you the sole importer and distributor of diesel for the entire country.  Of course, this might also entail that you become the chairman of his re-election campaign, to which you duly make a handsome contribution.  Alternatively, you can ask to be chairman of the Nigerian Ports Authority.

Nobody will bat an eyelid when, within a matter of months, you have a fleet of cars, have two or three houses in Asokoro, and own four hotels in Dubai.

You may even kick out your wife and marry a fourteen-year-old “Suzie” befitting your new status.  You have arrived as one of Nigeria’s celebrated rich men.  But keep your eyes on the ball.  Don’t get distracted or carried away.  The enemies of Mr. President must always remain your enemies.

Start a mega-church

This one is pure genius.  Peradventure you lose your job or fall on hard times.  Don’t go into depression.  Just start a church.  Make it a purpose-built church.  Think of something that men need.  Tell them you have the anointing to provide it.  Tell them whoever wants to be a billionaire should come to your church.  Start a few of your messages with “Thus says the Lord.”  Then teach your congregation the everlasting principles of sowing and reaping.

Make sure they understand that if they really want God to bless them financially, they first have to give you as much money as possible.  Create a special prayer group for millionaires and billionaires.  That way, if they get any new government contract they will attribute it to the efficacy of your prayers and credit something big into your bank account.  Tell everybody to give you their “first-fruits.”

That is a code word for their entire January salaries.  Then come up with imaginative offerings to collect, such as “prophet’s offering,” (you, of course, being the prophet); “Father, Son and Holy Ghost offerings;” “Jesus will do it offering.”

Very soon, you will be flying your own private jet to preach your gospel in Ilesha; you will be wearing white Armani suits and jerry-curling your hair; you will be collecting gate-fees for new years’ eve services; billionaire thieves and robbers will be queuing up to see your private-secretary on the Lagos-Ibadan expressway.  In short, you will be living large.  For good measure, you will also be slapping demons out of poor  bewitched damsels with impunity.

Become a mule

There is high demand for this job.  There are many politicians and men of timber and caliber looking for mules; men who can keep stolen money for them, or smuggle it to safe havens abroad.  This is a highly lucrative job because for every ten billion naira you smuggle, you can pocket one billion.  Don’t get greedy and come to the conclusion that you can make off with the entire loot.

That is a sure way to have assassins on your tail.  Before they kill you, they will first break your legs.  If you are caught while smuggling money abroad, you can easily escape and come back home dressed as a woman.  Then you can get a national merit award.

If you are a mule for a president or a governor, you are set up for life.  You will get 24 hours military protection so that no petty thief can come near you.  You will get to travel all over the world.  You will get free medical check-ups, so that you don’t just fall down one day and die.

That would be disastrous, especially if your sponsor does not know exactly where you kept his loot, or if he does not have the password to the secret account you opened for it in the Bahamas in the name of Ali Baba.

Obituary

I remember the story of a former Nigerian Head of State who allegedly kept a billion dollars with a mule.  Then the mule had a stroke.  Every effort was made to get him to say just a few words, namely the number of the account where the loot was stashed; but to no avail.

After a few months, the man died.  This “national” calamity has prompted the review of the conditions of service of mules.  There are now two new, strictly prohibited, clauses.  Mules must not have strokes, and under no circumstances should a mule presume to die.  If he does, his generations yet unborn will suffer for it.

(P.S./N.B. If you have perfected other Nigerian approaches to quick wealth than these, don’t hesitate to let me know.  I promise to keep the matter strictly confidential.)   

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/how-to-become-an-overnight-billionaire-in-nigeria/

https://www.nairaland.com/1423211/pastor-molests-woman-church-during


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Pastor rapes woman in church during ‘spiritual bath’

on September 03, 2013 at 5:02 am in News

BY DAUD OLATUNJI
ABEOKUTA — A 46-year-old Pastor, Olamide Sobowale, of Glory Church of Christ Aladura, Oke-Itoku, Abeokuta, Ogun State,  has been ordered to be remanded in prison for allegedly raping a woman while bathing in his church backyard.

Pastor Sobowale, who  was arraigned before a Magistrate Court sitting in Isabo, Abeokuta, yesterday, was accused of  raping one Dupe Makinde, 30, who lives in Isaje, Abeokuta, while taking a spiritual bath  allegedly  recommended by the pastor.

The prosecuting counsel, Paul Etusi, told the court that the accused grabbed the complainant while she was in  a bathroom within the church premises and raped her.

Etusi said the complainant had already put the  soap on her face as she began bathing when the pastor suddenly entered the bathroom, grabbed and  raped her with soap on her face.

According to Etusi, the accused had told Mrs. Makinde that he had a vision about the her and asked her  to come for deliverance in his church.

He said: “He asked the woman to come to the church to take a spiritual bath for her deliverance,  but, while the complainant was taking her bath, the accused barged into the  bathroom, grabbed the woman and  raped her.

“The accused  has committed an offence contrary to section 357 and punishable under section 358 of criminal code of law of Ogun State, Nigeria, 2006.”

Magistrate A. Araba after listening to the prosecuting counsel, ordered that  the accused be remanded  in prison till he gets advice from the Director of Public Prosecution and adjourned the case till September 16,2013.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/pastor-rapes-woman-in-church-during-spiritual-bath/

ndlife: sorry oo the same stuff, is disturbing me pain in my chest region, pls which herbal.

wash: Ginger, Garlic, Uda(igbo name), Scent leaf(nchuawu in igbo) crush it with mortar, pour boiled drinking water to it, leave if for 3hours, filter it to a bottle. Then use a small cut to drink it while chewing Bitter kola and Ose oji(igbo name). Tell God that you want that to heal you. I wish you recovery. Take some while it is hot.

checo anto: Please I am new here and I need a job. Thank you.

Blow.Job-N250k per month.

I do not know the Name. Cured myself with herbs and spices-via Gods inspiration.
Symptoms:
Nose blocked with Catarrh- could not breath.
Cough blocked throat : could not breath too.
Could not breath down deep and had pain within my rib cage.
I was suffocating to death. I had to come out in midnight and take chair, sit up and pray to God. Got an inspiration to use some herbs and spices. I was healed immediately, after drugs failed me for 3days.

To where?

1. Do you agree you are a Spirit
2. Do you dream
3. Do you know when the date you are counting now restarted.
Answerd;
By your dreams you will know your body dies to continue life somewhere; then where?.
Some people give up there is no God after they failed on something after trusting God. How do you know it is the Will of God. A first timer died on plane crash after he borrowed money to travel to his dream country-US.

God want you to take Dominion as you trust in him as your creator.
You say the Year 2013,because someone interrupted the course of Time with a Gospel, After He was Crucified, A time stamp was created even by atheist to remember the day that went dark. The Son of God walked on this earth.

It is either you did not read my comment or you did not understand. I repeat; Number of Houses and streets can not be unit of measurement of power, Some may have below 250KVA load capacity while some may have industries that require huge power, while some streets may have poor homes with only radio sets. May be you want us to know Properties in your flat/Room[quote author=Zane2point4][/quote]

I have not known Living Churches for Protesting for any thing, Better call them Living Churches, Holy Ghost Churches or Bible believing Churches but not Protestant. Pentecostal is talking about Five or Fifty things.
Scripture is from the word Script(written work)
Bible is from the word Bibliography(History)
I only believe in the Gospel of JESUS christ.

Chris ubah, Andy Ubah and Dr Ifeanyi Ubah are different people, I heard Andy is the one seeking governors seat. Dr Ifeanyi got honourary causa Doctorate from FUTO, Ifeanyi is an investor.

Billyonaire: Science is a learner where mysticism is, brain2brain and soul2soul communication dates back to ancient days, and is very much in use today by those who desire favors. Its simple exercise possibly accomplished at quietest hours of the nights. Dont ask me how.

Telepathy and Claivoyancy tinz na before the coming of christ till now.

God Opened my eyes in Revelation 17 and 18, that USA is the Modern time Babylon the great City of Merchants and riches, full of Harlots, Like a drunken(feasting) prostitute sitting upon 7 beasts (Nations) and the 7 nations later tore its flesh into pieces. America Will soon fall. There are also revelations that African Villages will soon be a safe haven for people from the highly civilised countries. Many will run from being implanted with compulsory RFID chips(code 666) meant to track Identity, Security, Migration etc which is now underway for Obama Healthcare. Man Know thy Time;(Trials/Tribulations-Rapture-Torment-Judgement-Saviour-End)

Caracta: Oh...so it can be swallowed? That's good to know. I only chew and spit it out...and even rinse my mouth after Thanks.



I miss Guava. Where the hell is it?

See expression!. My dear, are you Missing Hell?

Coefficient: These people are trying so hard to play God.

No, science do not play God. God loves scientists for exploring his abundant creations and unveiling mysteries of his glory and pleasure, He said thru his prophets that Knowledge shall increase. What God hate are atheists.

Ask yourself, after you have groved ladies in life, can you resist sharing Omotola with 5 other men in marriage.