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jaytee01:
Are you for real? Talking to kids, abi...

Which bank in Nigeria pays 200k to entry level staff?
You want to perpetuate that lie...again.

Jaytea01 or warefa. Have u worked in a bank b4.if NO then delete that comment.

Why wud a contract staff be wailing that there full staff colleagues are collecting 4* there salary.
I once worked with gt and access and d former pays there entry level FS 208K and this 2 banks are not even the highest paid banks.

Those pays are for marketers in thE afore mentioned banks and also diamond bank. GT bank pays there marketers from 65k upward..if u want to ever work in a bank as contract staff for any reason DON'T go for markEting instead go for Operations.the least u get from operations is 60k.

BANKING is not modern day slavery but contract banking is..a direct full staffed banker collects nothing less than 200K in entry level.

ALCOHOL IS A DRUG
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It is classed as a depressant, meaning that it slows down vital functions—resulting in slurred speech, unsteady movement, disturbed perceptions and an inability to react quickly.

As for how it affects the mind, it is best understood as a drug that reduces a person’s ability to think rationally and distorts his or her judgment.

Although classified as a depressant, the amount of alcohol consumed determines the type of effect. Most people drink for the stimulant effect, such as a beer or glass of wine taken to “loosen up.” But if a person consumes more than the body can handle, they then experience alcohol’s depressant effect. They start to feel “stupid” or lose coordination and control.

Alcohol overdose causes even more severe depressant effects (inability to feel pain, toxicity where the body vomits the poison, and finally unconsciousness or, worse, coma or death from severe toxic overdose).

EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL
Unintentional injuries such as car crash, falls, burns, drowning 
Intentional injuries such as firearm injuries, sexual assault, domestic violence
Increased on-the-job injuries and loss of productivity 
Increased family problems, broken relationships 
Alcohol poisoning 
High blood pressure, stroke, and other heart-related diseases 
Liver disease 
Nerve damage 
Sexual problems 
Permanent damage to the brain 
Vitamin B1 deficiency, which can lead to a disorder characterized by amnesia, apathy and disorientation 
Ulcers 
Gastritis (inflammation of stomach walls) 
Malnutrition 
Cancer of the mouth and throat.
ALCOHOL turns you to a slave, why not quit today.

That's a great achievement bro, I was a gtbank staff too..that bank has got respect and plans for their workers..
Were u a FS or CS, if its CS why did u not convert to FS.

Ssce is the same as school cert. So kindly apply. But you must be computer literate

Its not marketing, its not GNLD and its not SCAM..

VACANCY VACANCY VACANCY IN A COMPANY @ ILUPEJU for computer literates only

vACANCY..a company needs qualified people for a vacation job.

REQUIREMENT. Minimum of school cert,ND, NCE. IT students HND. BSC but must be computer literate..computer literate.
RENUMERATION-30k to 35k

Send the soft copy of your CV to e.longinus@groupmfi.com on or before wednesday 27-05-2015

emmatok:
Some NOUN students are working with MTN, ETISALAT and the Banking sector.
Employees with HND and OND preferred go to NOUN, due to flexibility and speed.

I heard NOUN MSC is one of the fastest in Nigeria.

ENGLISH..I said u can't work wit their cert.

U can use ur OND or HND to secure a job because HND holders are allowed to serve then u can use NOUN to get any degree u want..be It Bsc or Msc.

Are u a NOUNITE.

No wonder they are exempted from N.Y.S.C.

They can't even serve their fathers land..I wonder d company employing them, becos high profile companies wud request for d nysc cert or an exemption letter.

The answer to that question is NDA..u can google it

ADVICE FROM A BANKER..the only bank that converts iis GTBANK and they are d best becos they keep icreasing their contract staff salary from 68k to 80k then 90k b4 converting automatically..I once worked with dem BUT d remaining banks do not convert but would always renew ur contract..they can never ask u to go unleSs on an integrity issues or not carrying out due diligence.

SO my brother the factors to consider are as follows.
1) Go for the one that pays more and be ready to save d money and start a business then reign or else one day d job wud resign u.
2) The bank that is closer to where u live..banking job is streSsful, don't add lagos traffic to it.whish wud make u wake up 4am and reach home 10pm
3) Closing time..some bank close 4pm while some 5pm..GTbank closes 5pm
4) How busy d bank is.. don't go to a very busy bank..becos d crowd wud give u job dissatisfaction.
5) Saturday banking..some banks allows their workers to come on saturdy.
Apply this ideas b4 u choose, NOTE: the first and second point is very important..thank me latter..and remember my brother, u are not a BANKER but a BANK WORKER

That annoying moment when ur GF didn't show up.
That annoying moment when u heard that the transformer has blown

Harmvirus:
Op, you and your sister need Jesus

Hmmm..like serously

ronald4lif:
You call 20 just?. Someone her age is an adult and can have indecency on their phone if they want to. Though depends on how explicit the footages are.

We complain when our sisters flirts or fxck about and when they resort to satisfy their sexual urges through indecency should we also complain?. Don't they have feelings and hormonal antibodies and urges?. Is 20 not old enough to have explicit images in their gadgets?. Please someone should put me through what the problem is here as I'm at lost. Did she even grant you permission to access her phone?

You filled with negative energy..people shouldn't seek advice from your species.

Am really disappointed that people like u still exists..even if u indulge in such unholy life must u approve it to others who are weaker in faith and seeking your opinion on this matter..must you wash your dirty linens outside..SMH

msmon:
She'll end to regret her action! Nigeria plays better and more successful than England when it comes to female football.

Where are her male colleagues that favor to play for England instead of their fatherland?

England is ranked 7th while nigeria is ranked 33th.

JaundiCe of d brain..

Diarrhoea of the mouth.

Let's see if he can stand d test of time

What abt HND graduates..smh.
Banking job sef..modern days slavery

Series of combinations tho.

1) Bread and indomie (very tasty)
2) Bread with garri..hmmm the combo can defer the hunger for 6hours
3) Rice mixed with palm oil,little maggi and salt ..this is not concoction rice but CONFUSSION RICE. After eating this rice there's tendacies you get confused.

Kehinde41:
Hmmmm.......ma best reply so far.

Can u test the wisdom of the elders

agohmamuda:
Land too cost for Abuja abeg. Make i mark this place instead.

U pilfering my land.

Be guided.

Pinocchioo:
nice writeup OP.

Yeah big bruv..give it a shot and u wud surely testify

Trust me, the problem is from the man not the woman..he is either AS or SS.

Oya muds..
Do d needful..no time for faffin

Oya muds..
Do d needful..no time for faffin

These tips have helped me in my school days to be one of the best and I felt I should share the secret with someone here..read it..use it..and thank me latter.

1) When time is limited effective use of it is vital,cos time spent playing is a time wasted in other words channel those time towards reading so that u MINIMIZE THE TIME SPENT WORRYING IN THE EXAM HALL.

2) Create more time for frequent revision.

3) Turn exam tension into your advantage and recognise that exam tension are body way of preparing you to perform at a higher level.

4) If you are lost in a question,get on with other questions the subject matter may unlock your memory.

5) Concentrate on main points first, markers look for main points before allocating marks for additional details.

6) Take sugary things e.g sweets....it helps increase your energy and glucose level.trust me, u need it.

7) Don't panic when d invigilator says 5mins more. It can be amazing how much u can write in that short period of time..keep writing until he insists u stop.

After each questions, close your eyes and take a deep breath as a sign of relief before attempting the next.

9) Pray before and after your papers and try as much as possible to abstain from sin..be very close to God..READ LIKE U NEVA PRAYED, PRAY LIKE U NEVER READ.

10) Think positive and be optimistic.

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Its like I spelt your profession the wrong way..
Am sorry. Apologies.
Observation noted.."robbers" and not "rubbers"

There's what we call "prison visitation" before a prospective banker resumes duty..you would see former banker who are prison, serving as deterrent to others..

So after this horrible visitation, u still went ahead to defraud d bank..BRO dem dey follow u 4rm villa.

So u actually meant that d rubber robbed me with a gun without bullet...smh.

I would deal with that first.

Then as for d lady, its personal..its a family thing and am not Emmanuel Adebayor

My ideal type of lecturer..
If you not PATD certified, u are in soup.
P.A.T.D - paying attentions to detail.

IT IS VERY WRONG FOR A CHRISTIAN TO WORK IN ANY OF D AFOREMENTIONED.
That's the truth. Not everybody likes d truth. Trust me

Am confused...don't we have YORUBAS in the U.K

Photoshop.
The phone specifications OR Photoshop.
The phone specifications OR
The phone specifications. OR....