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Romance › Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by stevio(m): 11:51pm On Sep 20, 2016
My brother,3 Seconds,is that how long you you really stay on your lady? Chai,you really need help & I think you should hold on with the Vaseline because they aren't doing you any good o.lol
crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that... cool
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At The Clinton Global Initiative (Photos) by stevio(m): 11:45pm On Sep 20, 2016
Heheheheh,good bible scholar.
Eleniyan231:
LOL
TV/Movies › Re: 5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen by stevio(m): 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2016
I can tell you what the part 2 will look like while still seeing the part 1.
Reference:
Motion pictures for retards.... but.... heck, we must buy Nigeria
Celebrities › Re: Tekno Flaunts His Range Rover And Mercedes (Photos) by stevio(m): 10:16pm On Sep 20, 2016
Walahi,I love this guy's "Pana",the beat is very powerful & the lyrics though short is still making sense to me. The guy dey use he right side of im Brain dey make beats.
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Men Arrested In Thailand For Drug Trafficking (pics, Video) by stevio(m): 1:30pm On Sep 20, 2016
The first guy said he's from Imo State. Why can't these guys come down here and do something better with their lives instead of gambling with it,don't they know you only live to die once? Chai,I pity their family members,they should just start preparing on how to either bring their corpses back here for proper burial or bury them in absentia because it's very obvious they're already dead considering the country they chose to ply their deadly Trade. Only God can save their sorry asses,they shouldn't even bother calling the Nigerian Embassy because nobody will ever come to their rescue from here,besides it's so serious that no Nigerian living there will even want to associate with them now that they've blown their cover. I pity them.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Husband Buys An Iphone 7 For Her (Photos) by stevio(m): 12:53pm On Sep 20, 2016
My dear,if you look back at your bank account and it says N1.5bn,trust me,you will order a phone of N500k just to make a public statement like these other folks are doing.
Travel › Re: Commercial Bus Catches Fire In Berger, Lagos (Photos) by stevio(m): 11:33am On Sep 16, 2016
Chai,the bus owners ancestors finally got to him even in Lagos. Meanwhile,while couldn't the fire service stop the flames until it rocked the vehicle,then they came to tow it. Very weird people.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Commits Suicide After Sending Pics Of His Manhood To Whatsapp Group In SA by stevio(m): 5:19pm On Sep 15, 2016
My brother,your ability to lie is mind blowing cheesy
johnydon22:
Hahahaha this is wicked !!! grin i understand why he was overwhelmed by the shame but in God's name man there were many lies you could have told at least save face.. angry

E.G " My phone was stolen and they wanted to use it to taint my image, the devil is at work against the man of God"

Religious people are very gullible, 90% would believe it the rest can go to hell if they don't want to. grin
Family › Re: Photo Of Elderly Identical Twins In Sokoto State by stevio(m): 4:05pm On Sep 11, 2016
I can't imagine it,what will they look like?
bennyrazz:
They look handsome at their age. Imagine if they were billionaires cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How God Used My Premature Baby (5 Months, 2 Weeks; 790grams) To Bring Me Closer by stevio(m): 6:36pm On Sep 10, 2016
Am sure it wouldn't be the same story if it had happened in a Nigerian General Hospital where people come in alive and leave as corpses.
Sports › Re: Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha Buys BMW For Players (photos) by stevio(m): 10:21pm On Aug 05, 2016
Point of correction my brother,these are "Electronics not "Ride"
Bensondrums:
Haaa Jesu i am speechless.dis is wat i call RIDE....well its too late for me t start a footballing career..Kai oluwa bless me.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Father Burnt In Anambra In Lover’s House Flown Abroad (photo) by stevio(m): 2:49pm On Jul 13, 2016
There's nowhere called ALLEN AVENUE in the above mentioned State so OP,get ur facts well.
Business › Re: Fuel Hawkers Looking For Buyers In Abuja Today (photo) by stevio(m): 1:42am On May 26, 2015
So each 1" is N1,000 grin?

QUALITY 26" PHILIPS LCD TV WITH CABLE AND
REMOTE CONTROL, IMPORTED FROM
LONDON UK. IT WORKS PERFECTLY AND ALMOST
LIKE BRAND NEW ONE @ 26K. CONTACT
08159036341. LOCATION IKOTUN
Check Technology Market section for photos[/quote]
Crime › Re: Church General Overseer Arrested For Selling Babies by stevio(m): 4:48pm On Apr 11, 2015
Am wondering the rationale behind this advert. Has perversion taken ur sanity youngman? Why won't you let young promising guys be?
Health › Re: 13 Tricks For Falling Asleep Faster by stevio(m): 4:54pm On Jul 20, 2014
mstcheeeeeewww!! nonsense, simple tricks below

1, take ur bath,
2, eat enurf prefferable fufu, eba
3, self service

datz all try this and see weather you wud not dozzz off.

U BE SERIOUS FAGG O cheesy grin
Fashion › Re: Strapless Bra That Defies The Laws Of Gravity by stevio(op): 10:54am On Dec 11, 2013
:Dlol
Nairaland General › A One-in A Lifetime Occurrence by stevio(op): 7:58am On Dec 11, 2013
2day we will see
Time 08:09:10
date 11-12-13

I hope I am the first one to tell you.
This year December has 5 Sundays. 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesday and

This happens once every 823years.

We are the only generation
who have seen ...
01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08
07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
10/11/12
& lets celebrate
11/12/13 too
Jokes Etc › A Sunday Prayer For Nairalanders by stevio(op): 4:06pm On Dec 08, 2013
U wil begin 2 SHINE in CHINA. U will LAND in HOLLAND.
U wil become a DON in LONDON. In SPAIN dere wil b no
PAIN, but full of GAIN. U wil BURST forth into great affluence in BOSTON. U will
FLOURISH IN FLORIDA. In CANADA u wil obtain ur
divine CALENDA. U can not b CARNAL in CANAAN nor
PARALYZE in ur PARADISE. U wil send TEXT in TEXAS, count DOLLARS in DALLAS. U will have NEIGHBORHOOD in
HOLLYWOOD. U will break YOKES in NEW YORK. Enough
TURKEY awaits u in TURKEY. You will not always RUSH
like RUSSIA and shall never JAM in GERMANY, they
shall SING ur name in SINGAPORE and the Lord will
PACKAGE you in PAKISTAN so that in SYRIA you shall be SEEN as a blessing to others In Jesus Name.
Celebrities › Happy Birthday Pastor Chris Oyahkilome by stevio(op): 12:35pm On Dec 07, 2013
Pastor Chris' fans,post your birthday wishes here. I wish this makes front page. MODERATOR ABEG NA.

Fashion › Re: Strapless Bra That Defies The Laws Of Gravity by stevio(op): 9:44am On Dec 04, 2013
No be small tin my dear.
Fashion › Strapless Bra That Defies The Laws Of Gravity by stevio(op): 8:09pm On Dec 02, 2013
Check out this strapless bra that defies the laws of gravity with the help of magnets,they suspend the b***bs nomatter how sagged they are ;Dhttp://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kewi_bra_1.jpg. Front page pls.

Car Talk › Re: Is There Anything Like "Life-time Guarantee On Oil For High-end Suvs & Sedans by stevio(op): 12:06am On Nov 28, 2013
Thanks Trac
Car Talk › Is There Anything Like "Life-time Guarantee On Oil For High-end Suvs & Sedans by stevio(op): 11:14pm On Nov 26, 2013
What is the recommended transmission oil for 2008 LandRover RangeRover Sports,Rolls Royce,BMW etc or do they come with a life-time warranty on their transmission oil?
Car Talk › Re: Car Diagnostic Results . . Please Help !!! by stevio(m): 10:32pm On Nov 25, 2013
Hi femicousim,pls can you send me ur email on smilesteve4sure@yahoo.com
Car Talk › Re: Interpretation Of Obdii Scan Results And Related Issues by stevio(m): 10:19pm On Nov 25, 2013
Hi Sultan,pls can you send me ur email on smilesteve4sure@yahoo.com?
Family › Re: Are You Married To An Older Lady...? by stevio(m): 7:34pm On May 07, 2013
teeo: I would have loved to marry someone older too but I trust my mum she wouldn't agree. I love my mum soo mucch so I won't want to hurt her.
It's about the love u have for your mum,the truth is that you're still too young to make such decisions. I love my mother so much,she rained fire & brimestone but when the time came for me,the woman of my choice & guess what? My wife is older than me,so what u need is GROWTH.

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