₦airaland Forum

A brand new AK47 is worth up to N800k,do the maths now

mrvitalis:
50 AK47 is worth over 25 million naira

If u believe this is not a grand plan work then u are high or stupid

You will not make haven

EXLOVER:
If na me marry her, anytime i wanna fvck her, I will pour baby oil on her fine breast, then use my big dark cork to fvck the boobs till i come all over her fine face.

To me sex is only sweet with beautiful ladies.

It means that one can be shot on the head and still live,if God be for you,no bullet can redeploy you to factory. God is great.

This is fatality,chai,see finishing,bro,you won't make haven

nkwuocha1:
You beat your elders very well, physically, mentally and otherwise.You Yoruba have little or no respect for your aged parents,many of you abandon them in rickety buildings in the village to die from penury.I'm sure you see stretching and crawling like an Agama lizard when you greet as a show of respect.SMH,It's easy to play dead to greet but with a heart so evil it can hack a full grown man's head off.Useless lots.

Its called "VOODOO",it's not just an African thing

Darkseid:
Most people see charms but what I see is pieces of rags sewn together. I don't see how those dirty looking stuffs can affect anybody, Africans sha

You're just tired of the relationship & you're looking for an exit

ZikZikZik:
I know my girl is definitely doing the same thing right now, I’m just praying I catch in the act. I don’t even know what I will do but I really want to catch her red handed

You will not make Haven

NwaAmaikpe:




I am guilty of this.
Not once, not twice, not even thrice.

But one was most memorable....the pretty lady travelled almost 7 thousand kilometres to be with yours truly.
I had always imagined what her moans sounded like.
I had fantasized over a millions times about the thrill from taking off those panties of hers.

When I did, it was a literal cesspool.
It's really not worth it most times. It's plain greed.
Sometimes the grass that appears greener on your neighbor's yard is just a rug.

If you've lived in Nigeria,you will know that N1.5m can start a good business and equally rent you a good apartment.

sprints1:
if u have been to UK u will know that #1.5m is nothing..

You mean she earns N1.5m+ in a month yet she left it for vanity? People of the world

Lexusgs430:
Someone that was on £40K per annum and gambled her career on a BB win...... Requires some kind of evaluation....... It's not always greener on the other side.....

End time babies Pastor,there's a miracle here .lol

You mean "her boobs" ? You're one hell of a breast-sucker

Luiz1:
To say d truth: I love seeing DJ Cuppy's chest

It's so sad but the truth remains that the Nigerian government won't see any reason to wade into this matter and get justice for the late Dr because we don't value human lives,if the late Dr was an American citizen, my Lord!!!,the lady will be in hot soup,but then,it's a loss. RIP young Dr.

You will not make haven

Shibaraba:
Pkekus go tight die... All the internal muscles go solid. E go grip the preeq well well. No be all these Hanties wey be Lagos Ibadan express ways. Water water towtows

Welcome to life where you don't have it all in one

GlorifiedTunde:
If only she was as beautiful as her voice...

You strangled a full-grown man because of fuel ,chai,human life has no value in Nigeria

Na danfo driver

louken:
Who is this zlatan abeg

The guy will be 51yrs when he leaves the prison,no be small thing and by then,his trained muscles will begin to shrink,his brain will start to collapse because trust me,these prisons are real, no be kirikiri wey warders dey flex your pocket

Ikpeazukerosene:
See this one, he would come out in 2041 to come and waste away in the village. You're wasting your life on mazturbation and your brother is wasting away in prison.

@The bolded, if you try to carry drugs, it's either the drugs burst in your stomach and you die miserably or you're caught and executed like an animal. Your destiny is to cause your parents sorrow.

Honestly, your parents never born pikin.

Are you owk .?

stabilizer:
Blue film acting

If it were real,you will be as rich as Dangote,but then,its deceit so you're still looking for people to give your "not too sure" combinations & collect their N2k I know your type

Lionsbet:
STFU. You meant being a GAMBLER. Your english is bad man!. I'm not ripping people off! I am working for my money at least. Church is a scam!

Atleast its better than been a GAMBLER

Lionsbet:
Same pastor that got divorced from his wife, he is human after all.

No wonder the pastor in charge of their fellowship on campus in Unilorin was rumored to have fvcked female members and was suspended.

And the Gucci pastor raped someone also, Fatoyimbo or what do they call him.

Church is a business venture, if you know you know.

Since i became an agnostic, i have quite enjoyed my life.

See my signature if you wanna win big in Sports betting.

Hackney

moscobabs:
What's meaning of HK bro

You mean if they "had taken" English serious ?

Meritocracy:
Is English our father language, that's one of our problem in Nigeria. I believe Chinese will never achieve anything if they take English serious.

Repent thou fucklicant

MyVILLAGEpeople:

That one no concern me.

But this Cece go sweet to phuck sha

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Who bewitched you ? Why are you so pained ?

coalcity19:
USELESS HYPE.
DID PETER OBI PERFORM BETTER THAN SULLIVAN CHIME, ROTIMI AMAECHI, RAJI FASHOLA, OSHIOMOLE, DANKWABO, SHETTIMA?

USELESS HYPE.

GO AND COMPARE THE ROAD CONSTRUCTED BY NGIGE AND PETER OBI, THE RESULT WILL ADVISE YOU GUYS ON THESE USELESS HYPE

Dangote was asked who the richest Igbo man is,his response was "Ask Peter Obi" This man's money is very long i swear

$30m? Your eyes dey see well so ?

kmcutez:
I thought it was the Bobrisky we all know in Lagos. I don pack handcuff and my stun gun ready to storm his house before I read it was another Bobrisky in Rivers..

$30 million just gone like that. Very disappointing

Is everything owk with you?

EVILFOREST:
CHARACTERISTICS of a BLACKMAN;
- dirty
- crafty
- greedy
- wasteful
- religious
- unkempt.
- tribalistic.
- impatient.
- aggressive
- destructive.
- wickedness
- complicated.
- shortsighted.
- disorganized.
- loud mouthed.
- proud and empty.
For the TRUTH will always be bitter

Success has many friends.

THE WORD(SPIRIT) was made FLESH(PHYSICAL),don't mind them,they don't know the scriptures

AngelicBeing:
Because the spiritual controls the physical

Google will help you

Thisis2raw:
Who is the most expensive Nigerian player? And the fee is how much?

In a lay man's English"Buttoks haff fallen on dwarf "

NwaAmaikpe:




Ike adagbu kwana nwicho.