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YorubaKinging:
This is a boys handwriting unless your boy named Esther then you're a big liar

Na to kill the goat

Perfecttouchade:
They should forget this case and let the people of the state enjoy good governance na. If the case of forgery was addressed before election, all these no go happen. U see goat wey dey Waka go where ur cassava dey, u know pursue am..goat come carry ur cassava chop, u come dey shout ole ole abeg wetin u wan do again

All of them are beginning to gather,Gubernatorial elections is around the corner,they've all opened their wares,nonsense and ingredients.

No,he's Rasta from Atlanta with Plaster rushing to Alaska to Blaster

SarkinYarki:
Is he a senator?

You must be from Bangladesh

chiiraq802:
These are just some of the major reasons, why a typical 9ja youth want to venture into politics. they have nothing to offer rather than to steal and enrich their families, flaunt cars, houses, carry chics and many more...#Fxxk Nigerian politicians, Fxxk Nigeria too...

Are you owk ?

MelesZenawi:
So Nigeria now belongs to yoruba's pastors and members of winners chapel

Oyedepo should guard his. Statement as a. Man of God.

You haff scattered this table

JasonScoolari:
Dear Baba Lifeless,


You left 1500 Lagos-bound passengers stranded just because you want to look for trouble at the burial ceremony of Nnamdi Kanu's parents?

When will you change? Ehn! When? Is it until the rotten vulture meat barbecue business man call you a moronic drunkard before you'll come to your senses?


Shame!

Where did you buy your sense ,i will need to shop for sense for some peeps

creolehunt:
Why are you sounding like you are been violated or in a helpless situation?

So the girl comes to your house unannounced, pulls your penìs out of your short, pushes you to the bed or whatever and slide your penìs into her vagìna, when she is done, she cleans herself up nd leave? If this isn't how it happens, then you should be whipped for boring us with a non issue.

On the flip side, perhaps she isn't having sex with the new guy. Maybe she even told him she is a virgin.

Crooked world.

Too much sense won't kiiii you

Kylekent59:
Having a GF in Nigeria is a set back. They won't allow you focus.

Leave GF for now and develop yourself.

When the money comes, select a damsel with good character and marry.


I repeat, forget GF for now!!!

Too much sense won't kill you my dear

kings59:
What have I said wrong my brother??

Let them put their cloths one and be confined, even if it prison, warehouse or a discrete room.

Some of them might start practising being gays.

When visitors/guests from other countries visit nairaland and see that news, how then do you expect them to treat Nigerians in their own country??

Hope you gat my point.

Do you know you can be prosecuted for this?

kings59:
Packed like sardine.

A very big shame to our leaders. How da hell, where da hell and who da hell instructed these people to strip off people of their raiment .

This is dehumanising, abysmal, pathetic, exasperating, and very obnoxious.

Lasisi's fan detected

ComradeShegs:
Sinzu and Spendy dey fight. Wetin u want make Bullion Van do.

What are you speaking ?

OgunLaakaye:
This a city....

It those claiming there is a city in the South East.

Towns we have there.

University of WUHAN in CHINA ,you will get a "Coronavirus" certificate in addition to your BSC in Agbero

jimmyolasun:
which university can I study thuggery and agberoism ...

Pls migrate to WUHAN city,CHINA

medTechworld:
Ok... Nigeria is a failed nation. Gooosh! Biko i think its high time to migrate....

Set him up with your wife,get a good camera,when he's ready to "do",come in & make him sign a 30yrs receipt of house rent paid ,thank me later

Adebowhales:
Seun please permit me

My landlord is taking my wife away from me...
Abeg make una help me beg my landlord Mr Kunle.
He's been calling my wife.
Please he should stay away from Her.
08161709215

Thanks

My brother, if you drive the 2016 GLE450 4matic,you will squirt

KingAzari:
Have driven both Toyota, Honda, Benz, Volvo and BMW. I'll choose Honda over any of those any time any day. Especially the recent models of Honda. Drove my cousin's 2014 Honda accord from Onitsha to PH in December and I nearly cum.

Dem no count you join naaa ;Dwho sabi you ?

Ewedegubbler:
Admired by who and who? I no follow oo

You need PHYSIO THE RAPIST

RapistOnBail:
I love watching Rape scenes in porn. I am Rape fetish. I am weird.

Very simple,money never dey for the 1st pics, the 2nd pics says it all

backnbeta:
She looked older and darker in the throwback picture, almost like two different people

Just the same way life can be boring most times then you try death

GeneralPula:
Sometimes I go just dey wonder how person go marry con dey chop one Toto for life!

Even if nah Jollof rice be person favorite food, you can’t still be eating it everyday until the end of time! E go taya you!

This alone self no Dey ginger me for that marriage bondage

I just dey talk my own ni oh!

Is it your dumb ?

Florblu:
God!
How can you be this dumb?

N30,000 minimum wage

I will love to watch it live

Freehuman:
I'll Livestream my suicide if Andy Ruiz wins.

I just love the grace around this guy called messi

Am sure your kids will love to watch this,play it for them and leave us alone here. It's not your fault though,i blame the mods that give you this nasty space.

WWE Randy Orton comes to mind

TheShopKeeper:
...Now it makes sense when some people say they hear voices inside their head...

Onye phone nu ya foror one bar o na-agba game ?

angelusbrut:
Ana ahu Oka na filling station, ana aza call na sambisa forest

My brother,Dubai no fit use this model do kabu kabu,this model no reach at all. Dubai dey use 2019 S550 wen Buhari dey drive take dey do Kabu-Kabu talk more of this cclass

Frankyboy1:
Poverty mentality! You buy a second hand Benz, therefore, you must snap with it,and d world must know, car wey theynde use do kabu kabu for Dubai here

Jobless Nigerians

I ask you again,did you see anyone blowing trumpet in the pics ?

Princeoflimpopo:
Matthew 6:2
[2]Thus, whenever you give to the poor, do not blow a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites in the synagogues and in the streets like to do, that they may be recognized and honored and praised by men. Truly I tell you, they have their reward in full already.