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K9blunt:
I wonder o!
I met one guy like that and we were flowing nicely, so when we exchanged numbers he asked me to save his name as something luv or dear or sweetheart. I asked him for what, his answer was its just romantic. biko guys for what kwanu.

So u go about giving guys ur number & later u will come & say ur bf left u..... Women na una de cause una problem...

I like trouble sha

My reasoning when I saw this thread was y can't i give a babe financial assistance without thinking or feeling used because doing a favour isn't really a big deal ....

BUT THEN I REMEMBERED....

The day a chick asked for financial favour from me & i helped her without any ulterior motives only for me to over hear her referring to me as " the mugu gave me xxxx naira",, i was so pissed i felt like beating myself...

Omo since then,, if u like be Genevieve Nnaji or cry blood... As long as u aren't my relative or girlfriend u go chop stone

Oya shey na wooing be ur new hobby......

Start wooing me,,, I'm all ears

Op u tried o....

To write all this isn't easy
But

I really don't give a damn......

Who says I can't do what I like, when I like to & how I like......

Psyco everywhere.........

That awkward moment when a guy discovers that what he has been chasing and sweating over for 3 to 6 months is nothing but just a hole without brain ............,......

STINGBREED

Wahala

buygala:
I am really sorry for ignoring your pm... It was the Devil who warned me to stay away from you, his latrine


You are really so cute, but I am trying very very hard to give a fucck about you .... But my emotional network isn't responding to your fuckery


Please try the next dude, since you are so hellbent on receiving some fuccks

Chop knuckles my guy

Leave online ladies alone, they aren't real & that's y nothing real ever comes from online........ It should be strictly on fling matters, so my brothers y sweat over a fling,,, there are so many of them

Ladies can be lousy though



STINGBREED

Nobody believed d dog shey......?

So now that u know that when u bury someone in ash they will return to life y don't u start practicing it......

U de learn how to talk

People can sweat sha,,,, so relationships have now turned into competition when it doesn't work out,,, wahala

THE MOMENT SOMEONE BECOMES UR EX, FORGET ABOUT THEM.... TREAT THEM AS U WOULD TREAT A STRANGER WHEN & IF U EVER MEET THEM....

mulattoclaro:
hey look here. If you have nothing to say stay off my mentions.

Pride comes before a fall,,,, ur girlfriend is prettier, she is not in ur class yet u came to nairaland to open a thread about a street who're..... I pity u

Maturity they say has little to do with age

MissMakas:
I was at my friend's place the other, and I experienced something I'm confused about. My friend got married last year, and they were to go for thanksgiving for their One Year (wedding) Anniversary, and she invited me and some other friends of ours. The day's mass was supposed to be by 6am, and by 5am I had already woken up to start preparing for Church. As I was about going into the bathroom, I heard noise. It was my friend moaning...as early as 5:20 am when the time for mass was just 40 minutes away. I was surprised. Though I absolutely have no problem with what they do and how they choose to do them, I still find it kind of awkward and somehow, ungodly? I don't know.

I didn't tell or ask my her though, because she might just misunderstand me or even misinterpret the whole thing. I decided to throw it open to the floor here.

Is is okay for married couples to make love just before going to Church? Thanks.

Don't make me get angry with u,, what's strong with u. Don't u know they are married?
If u want to go into prayer in d next 10 minutes & ur wife or hubby demand sexz u have to oblige,,,
THEY ARE MARRIED

stevewale:
Tell him that his constant drooling appreciation of the opposite gender in front of you bothers you. Why? Explain that it makes you feel uncomfortable. Ask him how he would react if you did the same and state that it makes you look like a fool in front of others. If he cares for you, he will understand and try to control his ogling eyes at least by some extent.

Don’t accept any corny excuses

If your man comes up with the most likely response, that he has to check out other women to reestablish that you’re the best for him, don’t accept it. If he really loves you, he doesn’t need to constantly reaffirm it, and definitely not by leching at other women. Laugh it off and demand a smarter explanation or mention that his behavior is unacceptable. And if his excuse is that he can’t help it, point out that he’s a grown-up who should be in control of his behavior. And if he’s that much of a slave to his ogling habits, you might want to consider whether you want to be with such a man.

The pot calling the kettle black

If, after you’ve talked to him about it, he continues to size up other women in front of you, it’s probably time to give him a taste of his own medicine. Next time you’re out together and he starts giving his eyes some exercise, crack your knuckles and prepare yourself for a staring game, female style. Stare at other men, smile more often at others, do that thing with your hair as you stare at another man, giggle at that cutie in the next table and look away, and just about do anything that would attract other men’s attention.

When he asks you about it, which he definitely would if he even remotely cares about you, let your eyes drift away to the next table again, before smiling at him lovingly as if he’s just come back into focus. A vague, “Sorry hun, did you say something?”, should get him making himself look like an idiot, at which stage you can laugh it off and say you’re only joking, or that it doesn’t mean anything, or that he’s the one you really want.

He may get what you’re trying to prove here, unless he’s a dense troll. But in either case, a few dates of the staring game should help him learn a good lesson about stares and the power women wield when it comes to the staring game!

And while you’re indulging in the staring game, make sure you have your share of fun. After all, if you man doesn’t get the hint, you’d at least have a new arm candy who’s staring back at you right now!

We’re trying hard to create better relationships in the world.
But we can’t do it without YOU!

http://romanticupdates.com/2015/03/how-to-stop-your-man-from-staring-at-other-women/

Op I de laff u...... If u think two wrongs make right then u never know men,,, try that with a guy like me & I will show u who's in charge...... Rubbish

Thinking u can compete with a man and u forget that u can only carry one child in 9 months but a man can impregnate over 20 women in that same 9 months.

Relationship is not a competition if not sambo for don de run for president by now.....

makzeze:
are we fighting? I only expressed my views.

I didn't think so,,, this election is making us lose composure, haba
I just can't wait for it to be over.... U come online and all u hear is gej till eternity, sai baba, sai GMB..... Etc
This things need to stop ... Its annoying....
No offense
Cheers

makzeze:
Fellow citizens,
I address you once again in the course of our nation's history. I am disillusioned, disenchanted, disturbed and disorganized by the magnitude and intensity of corruption exhibited by the Jonathan's administration. I am bold to say without reservations that the government of Gooduck Ebele Jonathan is the most corrupt in the history of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I give you reasons why any Nigeria who has got blood flowing through his vains and not kerosine should not commit the satanic sacrilage of voting for Jonathan or the PDP. These economic cankaworms, financial scavengers and national devourers have succeeded in rewinding our national life by 20 years. The anointing of Deziani Alision Madueke(Minister Of Petroleum) by president Jonathan as the untouchable, uncrowned Prime Minister of Nigeria elucidates the degree of the looting of national treasury. This massager of Mr president (Deziani) has been indicted by six(6) reports namely:
1- The Farouk Lawal Report
2- The Senate Report on Subsidy
3- KPMG Report on the oil sector
4- The Aik Imuokhode Report
5- The Ribadu Report
6- The NEITI Report
Despite all these indictments, the darling favourite of Mr president is every wednesday immaculately attired and cosmopolitantly fashioned in DIAMONDS attending the Federal Executive Council Meeting under the watchful eyes of an unperturbed and conquered president. Suffice me therefore to explain why the almighty petroleum ministry under Jonathan have niether minister of state or Special Adviser. FCT ministry as small as it is have a Minister of State. The same petroleum ministry under president Obasanjo had four(4) ministers namely:
The substantive Minister, the Minister of State, Minister of State Gas and Minister of State Energy. Yet with a special Adviser ( Late Alhaji Rilwan Lukman) today, Deziani is the alfa and omega in the petroleum industry and the national treasurer of PDP and the presidential campaign. Now with this massive inredeemable and record breaking looting of our common patrimony, who ia that sane Nigerian who support a man who on national TV defended his demented proposition that stealing is not corruption? Nigerians must come out of thier gullible cocoons and operate in an active mileau. Say NO to the man who meet dollar at #119 and today is #225. Vote out the man who petrol at #65 and is today sold for over #90. Resist the party that says 16 is great than 19. Sweep out the man who granted clemency to corrupt Nigerians and villified the honest. In 2010, lagos-Abuja by air is #15,000, today is #35,000 by Arik. Femi Fanikayode, Reuben Abati and Doyin Okupe should all learn from the experience of Labaran Maku. No amount of pacakaging, window dressing, boju-boju and bolekaja politics will redeem or sell rotten eggs. Good rediance to bad rubbish. Mr president, Otuoke by road, safe journey.

Are u d one to tell us what's going on in our country?
So u mean we are all blind that u will come here and try to impose ur thoughts on us,,, enough of all this nonsense..... On election day vote for ur preferred candidate and stop all this nonsense campaigning........

hungryboy:
If oga Jonah like make im arrange open door meeting with the pope,
that one no go make me waste my vote on am, #Otueke one way

Ur vote should be a private matter,, must u come to nairaland everyday to tell d world who u are voting for,,, please no one cares who u are voting for just keep it to urself.......
Comment on d topic or u just view and leave... Haba

IAMBREEZY:
i'm not a poor guy , i have everything i desired on planet earth and i don't worship money like how some people does, sometimes money ain't everything you know? But it really baffles me how some people like money so much that they can kill for it, which is damn bad, now presently you can't see a girl that love you for what you are but rather for the benjamins, this world is really coming to an end.

I wonder y everyone thinks about opening meaningless threads like they are getting paid or something....

Hey look if u have nothing to say go & sleep,,, if u had everything u ever wanted u won't waste time opening this rubbish u call a thread,,,

Better focus ur energy on things that are more productive than spewing trash online........

MARRUUUU

OK,, we don hear

I want to say something that most people don't seem to understand......

If a lady cheats on u & u forgive her, she shall definitely cheat again... A man ought to let his partner know what can & cannot be forgiven..... That said one should not forget that if u haven't paid a lady's bride price or at least put an engagement ring on her finger u hold no monopoly over her hence she's still free with her actions.....

Op my advice will be for u not to break up with her & neither should u confront her.... Just start cheating & make her find out,, then if she confronts u then u can now lay her sins in front of her....

She's keeping other options just in case ur relationship fail at the long run,,, let her know u also have other options....

Well done

DProDG:
Well that would be a huge waste of dimensions

Bros leave spiritual matters o,,,,

If u have ever played soul reaver u will understand where am coming from.....

Horus:
If God created the universe simply for the Earth he wasted a lot of material on the project. There are an estimate 100 billion solar systems in our galaxy and over 1 million galaxies in the universe. That's a lot of material just to maintain one, healthy planet. Even if God is all-powerful, he is either a very poor planner or we have seriously misidentified our significance to him.

There thousands of dimensions that exist that we humans aren't away of,,, God will let u see what he wants u to see....

Mars could have life but in another dimension that cannot be seen by d human eye......

mmsen:
All gods have the same origins - the imagination of man.

Who created man?

Do guys still toast girls......

Well I don't

falconey:
other guy? Dude you are hurting I sacrificed a lot for her men!

Dude we are all humans, sometimes our emotions could be unstable,, show ur girlfriend more love and attention,,, it will help .....

queencalipso:
What was he doing in the hotel whn he caught her? If he wasn't guilty of the same thing why didn't he mk it known to her there and then? My guess is that he was there with another woman too that was why he didn't say a thing to his wife to be so she won't also catch him in the act.

Lastly if he wanna call off the wedding he should mk sure he is being honest and fair to him self.

See them,,, instead rebuking a cheating woman u are here trying to justify her actions....

Na wa

By their fruit u shall know them

Any dark skinned individual now automatically becomes a Nigerian....

SMH

OP them show u their passport? Mind d kind of news u carry...

2muchopoTBdope:
Dis guy na Mourinho Younger broda,he surely knwz abt Mind Games a lot.Nice comment,deep thoughts u ve gat bro tho it might Nat be true Buh it was cool.

I can place a wager on that,,, she definitely wanted to know where she stands if she lost her virginity to some other guy other than d OP

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Beamborla:
durrrgh!

I know how to handle girls like u.....

When i catch them de always end up calling me wicked but forget de were d ones who started running there mouth....

Continue

sampeke:
Over the years i have noticed that most relationships fail because of it lacks enough contribution on the part of the lady. When you ask a lady how she wants her relationship life to be. She gives out a long list but when you ask how much she is sacrifice to its success, she either look at you in confusion or says it all depends on the guy. Last Valentine a girl came to me and said that my friend (her boyfriend) was heartless that he bought her a Samsung galaxy ace instead of the galaxy S4 she requested. In my mind i was like you gave my friend a set of boxers and you dared to call someone heartless. I think they feel that they are doing us a favor by staying with us.
What else can i say...

Sorry to say but that ur guy dull......